History Funny / TheCinemaSnob2011Episodes

* At the beginning of the episode, the Snob remembers that he actually referenced the movie in one of his first episodes. This prompts him to take a look at said episode, only to be horrified by the [[OldShame terrible set, lame jokes]] and the [[CriticalResearchFailure Critical Research Failure.]]

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--->'''Snob:''' Ha ha, no, ''that'' movie was directed by pedophiles! This one is just weird.

* The Snob's increased anger at the bad dubbing, and [[EightDeadlyWords increased apathy regarding the characters]].

-->'''Snob:''' Brazillian Wizard of Oz? TURKISH Wizard of Oz? Oh, a [[SarcasmMode classic]], Strip to Kill, and... ''the HELL?'' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick The Charles "Tex" Watson 1990 Parole Hearing?!]]

-->[[CompletelyMissingThePoint What the hell am I gonna do with THAT?]]

* "She's just mad 'cause [[Literature/TheWizardOfOz someone dropped a house on her sister]]."

--->'''Snob''': [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not even kidding here.]] Mark Shannon is the Italian porn star with the [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]] as his ''balls''. (begins counting) Let's see... yep... one, two, three, four, five. ...five genital warts. ([[Series/SesameStreet halfheartedly laughs as lightning happens]])

-->'''Snob:''' Perfect! We're in for a good porno when Snoopy does the soundtrack.

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** "Directed by [[PunnyName B. Eagle? Beagle?!]] So [[{{Peanuts}} Snoopy]] directed this?! Well, now we know it's gonna have great aerial battles!"

* '''Snob:''' Hmmm, Creator/{{Natalie|Wood}} isn't the only one getting [[RagingStiffie wood]] in this scene! [protagonist strokes a toy Pinocchio's nose]
** Well, except for Pinocchio ... [[OhCrap Oh..]]
*** Never seen [[PinocchioNose lying get someone into such a]] [[AssShove tight jam!]]

* Saying how black and white [[LeFilmArtistique makes everything more pretentious\artistic]].

* After noticing that ''Billy the Kid vs. Dracula'' is the ''sixth'' movie starring Creator/JohnCarradine he's reviewed, he changes the the opening credits of the show to "The Creator/JohnCarradine Show starring The Cinema Snob". The theme song? ''[[Film/RedZoneCuba Night Train to Mundo Fine]]'', of course!

-->'''Snob''': Why did I even do this [PublicDomain Month], anyway?! *cough* DVD *cough*

-->'''Tombstone''': HANK TRACY. HE WAS JESSE JAMES' FRIEND.

* "They had to settle with the bed trap 'cause the [[Film/HomeAlone paintcans on a string]] wasn't set up yet."

-->'''Snob:''' Fin, question mark? Well of course this isn't the end, in the sequel they learn about the "Secret of the Ooze"! Here's a hint...''[stage whisper]'' It's jism!

* The Snob explaining why the prospect of reviewing of the movie scares him: It is unfinished.[[note]]Incidentally, this ended up being the excuse of the movie's creator to force Brad Jones to pull down the review, though it's still available in bootlegs.[[/note]]

* Snob for some reason ends up in a discussion of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'''s {{Overly Long|Gag}} {{Cutaway Gag}}s and does a parody of one by trying to pick up a box on his porch only to have it repeatedly fall from his grip. He eventually grabs it and throws it over the balcony.

-->'''Alice''': That's my breast. [...] Someday when I have a baby, it'll have milk in there.
-->'''Snob''': (fake laughs) You see that? (Points down at his crotch) [[FanDisservice Erection, GONE]]!

-->'''Bolla:''' *thinks, than looks offscreen* Where did your body go?
-->'''Snob:''' *offscreen* Cannibals ate it.
-->'''Bolla:''' Oh. *to Mrs. Snob* Cannibals ate it.

* The Snob orders a bucket off Ebay, of all places, just to vomit into it.

-->'''Snob:''' Given that this a 1930s picture, I'm sure it's got some [[SoundtrackDissonance inappropriate music for the opening titles]].

*

-->'''Preacher:''' If there is anyone here among you who knows of any reason why these two should not be joined together in holy wedlock, let him speak now --
-->'''Snob:''' '''SHE'S ''TWELVE!!!!'''''
*

--> '''Brad:''' Until Bat Pussy gets there, we have to hear riveting line like this...

** "Wait, was that commercial about to turn into porn?"

** The very end, where the word "SON" appears on screen (It's Turkish for END, btw.)

-->'''Snob:''' Perfect! We're in for a good porn when Snoopy does the soundtrack.

** "What's in that briefcase? Reese's Pieces? No, wait. This is a ripoff, so it's probably [[MacAndMe Coca-Cola and Big Macs]]. Either way, it's going straight to his ass.

--> '''Snob:''' We've come to the end of E.T. Week. *chuckles briefly* '''Thank fucking GOD!!!''' At this point I really don't fucking care. I've seen enough Turkish aliens, [[RuleThirtyFour double-penied E.T.s]], and '''''[[BerserkButton "NUKIE"]]''''' to make me wanna blast off to my own planet where no human's interpretations of extra terrestrials can ever hurt me again!
* His realization that ''Extra Terrestrial Visitors'' has a much better known title:

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** "We all certainly remember the classic Music/DannyElfman ''Film/{{Batman}}'' theme! Yeah, this isn't it!" (Cue the movie's SoBadItsGood Synth soundtrack.)

-->'''Unnamed Character:''' I just got something over the radio...Destroyed campsite...two dead bodies, kids. ''[musical stinger as the scene changes]''

-->'''Unnamed Character:''' Destroyed campsite...two dead bodies, kids. ''[the opening bars to "Music/{{Thriller}}" is played over the stinger]''

* After seeing [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment a track-suit-wearing Asian man jump out of nowhere and assault a woman before explaining that he ate some "bad chop-suey" and running off]], the Snob asks if it "could be more out of nowhere." Seconds later he is repeatedly punched in the face by Kung Tai Ted:

-->'''Obscurus Lupa''': [[BrickJoke Ha]]!

* His realization that ''Extra Terrestrial Visitors'' is just another title for [[spoiler: PodPeople]]

** In the intro the normal theme song is replaced with [[OneFroggyEvening Michigan J. Frog singing "Hello Mah Baby!"]]

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* The Snob explaining why the prospect of reviewing of the movie scares him: It is unfinished.[[note]]Incidentally, this ended up being the excuse of the movie's creator to force Brad Jones to pull down the review, though it's still available in bootlegs.[[note]]

-->'''Snob:''' For those of you who are curious the full title for the film is ''Las Tortugas Mutantes Pinjas'', which I think stands for [shot of naked torso] EEEEEWWW!!!!
** Also, the opening of the review.
-->'''Snob:''' Oh, sure! Sure! This is what I want to see. '''TURTLES FUCKING!''' Well, why don't you just pop in a [[{{Mondo}} Mondo Cane]] film? I'm sure that's got turtles fucking!
**
-->'''Snob:''' Oh, so Raphael's a voyeur now? Well that's going to cost him about ten wall flips. I can't show you what he's looking at, there's no subtitles so I don't know what she's saying, but judging by the sound of her voice... ''(Audio clip of woman moaning in ecstasy)'' Mikey, I think she likes it.... in the ''ass!''
**
-->'''Snob:''' Fin question mark? Well of course this isn't the end, in the sequel they learn about the "Secret of The Ooze"! Here's a hint...''[stage whisper]'' It's jism!

* The Snob explaining why the prospect of reviewing of the movie scares him.
-->'''Snob:''' ''Chatterbox''. Finished. ''Superman: the 1975 Musical''. Finished. ''[[Film/LasVegasBloodbath Las Vegas]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[Film/LasVegasBloodbath Bloodbath]]''! Finished! ''Grizzly 2''? Yeah... we're not gonna bother finishing ''that.''
* A gem from his review of this in complete film.
-->'''Unnamed Character:''' I just got something over the radio...Destroyed campsite...two dead bodies, kids. *Musical stinger as the scene changes*
-->'''Snob:''' Hrm, sorry. It's just not the same if the music cue ISN'T Music/MichaelJackson!
-->'''Unnamed Character:''' Destroyed campsite...two dead bodies, kids. *The opening bars to Thriller is played over the stinger*
-->'''Snob:''' *Grinning awkwardly* ...Perfect?
* "I recognise those lyrics, it's from every Emo Website/LiveJournal entry I've ever read!"
* Parodying an OverlyLongGag in the vein of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' by trying to pick up a box on his porch only to have it repeatedly fall from his grip. He eventually grabs it and throws it over the balcony.

* "I'll stick with good 1980s George Clooney movies like..." *long silence*
* Overplaying the music in the film with [[Music/{{Bananarama}} Cruel Summer]], "In a Big Country," and [[Music/{{Timbuk3}} The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades.]]
* In a repeat of a similar joke from his "Video Violence 2" review, Snob decides to call himself (from before he reviewed "Las Tortugas Mutantes Pinjas") to suggest a joke he just came up with[[note]]"At least in this movie, you actually get to see them [[{{Pun}} cumming out of their shells]]."[[/note]], which Past!Snob bluntly thinks is shit.
-->'''Snob''': (scoff) Asshole! (hangs up the phone; to the audience) [[TimeyWimeyBall Paradox!]]

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