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* '''Snob:''' Hmmm, [[NatalieWood Natalie]] isn't the only one getting [[RagingStiffie wood]] in this scene! [protagonist strokes a toy Pinocchio's nose]
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* '''Snob:''' Hmmm, [[NatalieWood Natalie]] Creator/{{Natalie|Wood}} isn't the only one getting [[RagingStiffie wood]] in this scene! [protagonist strokes a toy Pinocchio's nose]
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* "I recognise those lyrics, it's from every Emo LiveJournal entry I've ever read!"
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* "I recognise those lyrics, it's from every Emo LiveJournal Website/LiveJournal entry I've ever read!"
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* "I swear, if this turns out to be another story from the mannequin guy from ''Dr. Sex'', then I'm going to write my [[StronglyWordedLetter 34th angry letter]] to [[Film/TheGirlInGoldBoots Ted V. Mikels]]."
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* "I swear, if this turns out to be another story from the mannequin guy from ''Dr. Sex'', then I'm going to write my [[StronglyWordedLetter 34th angry letter]] to [[Film/TheGirlInGoldBoots [[Film/GirlInGoldBoots Ted V. Mikels]]."
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* "They had to settle with the bed trap 'cause the [[HomeAlone paintcans on a string]] wasn't set up yet."
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* "They had to settle with the bed trap 'cause the [[HomeAlone [[Film/HomeAlone paintcans on a string]] wasn't set up yet."
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-->'''Snob:'''...you can't convince me that GeorgeLucas ''didn't'' write this movie!
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-->'''Snob:'''...you can't convince me that GeorgeLucas Creator/GeorgeLucas ''didn't'' write this movie!
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* When the Devil appears, it's not the traditional kind
-->'''Snob:''' She dabbles in Satanism long enough to where eventually '''*scene cuts to show the Devil, looking more like a Quaker than a normal devil*''' *Chuckles* What? No, that's the Quaker Oats curse! Your vagina's about to become part of this balanced breakfast!
* Then a few seconds later, we see his face, and the Snob has flashbacks to other things:
-->'''Snob:''' Ultimately he shows his face '''*The scene shows a close-up of the Devil, whose face looks partially rotted*''' and heh, damn! Is that Satan or the villain from Star Odyssey? Either way I'm craving waffles!
-->'''Devil:''' Come taste my cock...
-->'''Snob:''' '''*Over a shot of the female lead*''' I think not! I like my cock rare, and yours is clearly well done!
-->'''Devil:''' I'll give you some fun... for your cunting foolishness!
-->'''Snob:''' ...Good God! I feel like I'm watching a missing segment from ''Night Dreams''!
-->'''Night Dreams! Satan:''' Choice? Who likes a choice? Not me! Nuh-uh! Not for this boy!
-->'''Snob:''' '''*shudders*''' I never thought that a talking vag movie would give me nightmares about Satan!
-->'''Snob:''' She dabbles in Satanism long enough to where eventually '''*scene cuts to show the Devil, looking more like a Quaker than a normal devil*''' *Chuckles* What? No, that's the Quaker Oats curse! Your vagina's about to become part of this balanced breakfast!
* Then a few seconds later, we see his face, and the Snob has flashbacks to other things:
-->'''Snob:''' Ultimately he shows his face '''*The scene shows a close-up of the Devil, whose face looks partially rotted*''' and heh, damn! Is that Satan or the villain from Star Odyssey? Either way I'm craving waffles!
-->'''Devil:''' Come taste my cock...
-->'''Snob:''' '''*Over a shot of the female lead*''' I think not! I like my cock rare, and yours is clearly well done!
-->'''Devil:''' I'll give you some fun... for your cunting foolishness!
-->'''Snob:''' ...Good God! I feel like I'm watching a missing segment from ''Night Dreams''!
-->'''Night Dreams! Satan:''' Choice? Who likes a choice? Not me! Nuh-uh! Not for this boy!
-->'''Snob:''' '''*shudders*''' I never thought that a talking vag movie would give me nightmares about Satan!
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* Being interrupted by the final shootout of ''TheHookerWithAHeartOfGold''.
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* Being interrupted by the final shootout of ''TheHookerWithAHeartOfGold''.''WebVideo/TheHookerWithAHeartOfGold''.
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--> '''Snob:''' The only difference between these two movies is that in ''Blood Rage'', I don't get to see Body By Jake acting like a fucking nutbar!
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--> '''Snob:''' The only difference between these two movies is that in ''Blood Rage'', I don't get to see Body By Jake Jake[[note]]Brad apparently didn't know who he was the year before, as he failed to mention his name once during the "Home Sweet Home" review[[/note]] acting like a fucking nutbar!
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** "We all certainly remember the classic DannyElfman ''Film/{{Batman}}'' theme! Yeah, this isn't it!" (Cue the movie's SoBadItsGood Synth soundtrack.)
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** "We all certainly remember the classic DannyElfman Music/DannyElfman ''Film/{{Batman}}'' theme! Yeah, this isn't it!" (Cue the movie's SoBadItsGood Synth soundtrack.)
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* "I'll stick with ''ErnestSavesChristmas''."
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* "I'll stick with ''ErnestSavesChristmas''.''Film/ErnestSavesChristmas''."
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** "You're just gonna have to take my for it that he goes Tweedle-deep in her Tweedle-dump."
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** "You're just gonna have to take my word for it that he goes Tweedle-deep in her Tweedle-dump."
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** Also, playing CreedenceClearwaterRevival's [[SoundtrackDissonance Fortunate Son over Civil War reenactment footage]].
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** Also, playing CreedenceClearwaterRevival's Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival's [[SoundtrackDissonance Fortunate Son over Civil War reenactment footage]].
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* When the teenage girls compare breasts.
-->'''Girl''': So, guys...''(lifts up shirt)''...what do you think?
-->'''Snob''': I think we're still not getting higher than a PG-13.
* During the opening scene:
-->'''Girl''': Is this a script?
-->'''Snob''': Funny. That's what the producers of the movie said.
** Additionally, "If she's a virgin, [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba then I watch good movies for a living!]]"
-->'''Girl''': So, guys...''(lifts up shirt)''...what do you think?
-->'''Snob''': I think we're still not getting higher than a PG-13.
* During the opening scene:
-->'''Girl''': Is this a script?
-->'''Snob''': Funny. That's what the producers of the movie said.
** Additionally, "If she's a virgin, [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba then I watch good movies for a living!]]"
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* Overplaying the music in the film with [[Music/{{Bananarama}} Cruel Summer]], [[Music/BigCountry In a Big Country]] and [[Music/{{Timbuk3}} The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades]].
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* Overplaying the music in the film with [[Music/{{Bananarama}} Cruel Summer]], [[Music/BigCountry In "In a Big Country]] Country," and [[Music/{{Timbuk3}} The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades]].Shades.]]
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** The Snob confirms that the actor playing Batman was also in ''Porno Holocaust''. How can he tell? By the [[{{Squick}} genital warts]].
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** The Snob confirms that the actor playing Batman Batman, Mark Shannon, was also in ''Porno Holocaust''. How can he tell? By the [[{{Squick}} genital warts]].warts]].
--->'''Snob''': [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not even kidding here.]] Mark Shannon is the Italian porn star with the [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]] as his ''balls''. (begins counting) Let's see... yep... one, two, three, four, five. ...five genital warts. ([[Series/SesameStreet halfheartedly laughs as lightning happens]])
--->'''Snob''': [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not even kidding here.]] Mark Shannon is the Italian porn star with the [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]] as his ''balls''. (begins counting) Let's see... yep... one, two, three, four, five. ...five genital warts. ([[Series/SesameStreet halfheartedly laughs as lightning happens]])
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* In a repeat of a similar joke from his "Video Violence 2" review, Snob decides to call himself (from before he reviewed "Las Tortugas Mutantes Pinjas") to suggest a joke he just came up with[[note]]"At least in this movie, you actually get to see them [[{{Pun}} cumming out of their shells]]."[[/note]], which Past!Snob bluntly thinks is shit.
-->'''Snob''': (scoff) Asshole! (hangs up the phone; to the audience) [[TimeyWimeyBall Paradox!]]
-->'''Snob''': (scoff) Asshole! (hangs up the phone; to the audience) [[TimeyWimeyBall Paradox!]]
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* Behold:
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** And speaking of Mrs. Snob:
-->'''Bolla:''' Mrs. Snob?
-->'''Jillian:''' I have a name, you know?
-->'''Bolla:''' Big Box Model?
-->'''Jillian:''' [sighs] Mrs. Snob will do.
-->'''Bolla:''' Mrs. Snob?
-->'''Jillian:''' I have a name, you know?
-->'''Bolla:''' Big Box Model?
-->'''Jillian:''' [sighs] Mrs. Snob will do.
* A disclaimer saying the ''Caligula'' sets were used without the permission of art director Danilo Donati has Snob translating it as "Hey Donati: FUCK YOU!"
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* The SoundtrackDissonance of a beautiful composition to [[ILoveTheDead corpse-fucking]]. The Snob even tries to think of something better, but his dream of seagulls soon turns into the village fire from ''Cannibal Holocaust''.
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* The SoundtrackDissonance of a beautiful composition to [[ILoveTheDead corpse-fucking]]. The Snob even tries to think of something better, but his dream of seagulls soon turns into the village fire from ''Cannibal Holocaust''.''Film/CannibalHolocaust''.
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* The SoundtrackDissonance from Film/{{Nekromantik}}'s [[ILoveTheDead most infamous scene]] causes the Snob to imagine more fitting images for the music (seagulls flying and gathering on beaches), only to have the village-burning scene from ''Film/CannibalHolocaust'' appear out of nowhere.
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** It starts with Brad holding his head in his hands, showing off his new wedding ring, and he says "I made a huge fucking mistake!" Looking down at the ring, he says, "Oh, no, not that, I mean watching ''Curse of the Cannibal Confederates''.
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** "It's easy to see why RogerEbert gave this movie zero stars. The real question is...why did he watch it in the first place? For that matter, why did I watch it?"
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** "It's easy to see why RogerEbert Creator/RogerEbert gave this movie zero stars. The real question is...why did he watch it in the first place? For that matter, why did I watch it?"
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* "If you can't ''fuck'', get out of my bed!" "'kay, [[TakeThat then you should all get out of bed]]..."
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** "What's in that briefcase? Reese's Pieces? No, wait. This is a ripoff, so it's probably [[MacAndMe Coca-Cola and Big Macs]]. Either way, it's going straight to his ass.
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-->'''Snob''': "Oh shit, ''Reno's'' the killer! (Confusedly shrugs.)
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-->'''Snob''': "Oh shit, ''Reno's'' the killer! (Confusedly shrugs.))"
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* The Snob's reaction to the movie considering Reno the killer a huge twist, [[TheUntwist after we've seen him murder people with it.]]
-->'''Snob''': "Oh shit, ''Reno's'' the killer! (Confusedly shrugs.)
-->'''Snob''': "Oh shit, ''Reno's'' the killer! (Confusedly shrugs.)
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* The Snob orders a bucket off Ebay, of all places, just to vomit into it.
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* At the beginning of the video before the music intro, he explains how the crew of [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]] refused the film.
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* At the beginning of the video before the music intro, he explains how the crew of [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]] refused the film.
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* "I swear, if this turns out to be another story from the mannequin guy from ''Dr. Sex'', then I'm going to write my [[StronglyWordedLetter 34th angry letter]] to [[TheGirlInGoldBoots Ted V. Mikels]]."
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* "I swear, if this turns out to be another story from the mannequin guy from ''Dr. Sex'', then I'm going to write my [[StronglyWordedLetter 34th angry letter]] to [[TheGirlInGoldBoots [[Film/TheGirlInGoldBoots Ted V. Mikels]]."
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* "This movie went from pretentious art film to ''ViolentShit'' fast." Followed by another pretentiousness moment.
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* "This movie went from pretentious art film to ''ViolentShit'' ''Film/ViolentShit'' fast." Followed by another pretentiousness moment.
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-->'''Daughter''': Feel me!
-->'''John''': Feel what?
-->'''Snob''': Feel what? Sweet fuckin' statutory... WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE MEANS?
-->'''John''': Feel what?
-->'''Snob''': Feel what? Sweet fuckin' statutory... WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE MEANS?
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-->'''Daughter''': Feel me!
Uncle John...will...you...touch...me now?
-->'''John''':Feel what?
What do you mean, Amy?
-->'''Snob''':Feel what? She wants a purple nurple. Sweet fuckin' statutory... statutory...WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE MEANS?
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-->'''Snob''':
