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--> '''Zaydan''': Why those insolent little bastards! Just wait until I get down- (47 kicks him off the ledge) What is the meaning of- (lands and dies)
--> '''Zaydan''': Did you two seriously believe you'll get away with speaking such filthy propaganda?! You can both kiss your military careers goodbye! How'd you like that? All of your hopes and dreams, flushed right down the to- (47 kicks a toilet bowl down on his head)

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--> '''Zaydan''': (looking at them over a ledge) Why those insolent little bastards! Just wait until I get down- (47 kicks him off the ledge) What is the meaning of- (lands and dies)
--> '''Zaydan''': (confronting the soldiers) Did you two seriously believe you'll get away with speaking such filthy propaganda?! You can both kiss your military careers goodbye! How'd you like that? All of your hopes and dreams, flushed right down the to- (47 kicks a toilet bowl down on his head)



---> '''Carl (walking up to 47):''' Ah, having a drink, are you? I think I'll join you. Enjoying the wine, I see. I must say, I'm not much of a red person myself. In fact, the only red that I care for is the steam that's currently coming from my scotch. [[LateToTheRealization Which, is rather abnormal now that I-]] (dies).

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---> '''Carl (walking up to 47):''' Ah, having a drink, are you? I think I'll join you. Enjoying the wine, I see. I must say, I'm not much of a red person myself. In fact, the only red that I care for is the steam that's currently coming from my scotch. [[LateToTheRealization Which, Which is rather abnormal abnormal]] now that I-]] I- (dies).

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! Hitman World of Assassination
* Jordan Cross reacting to the poison in the Club 27 Let's F*ckin Play.
--> '''Jordan''': That bastard thinks he can poison me?! C'mon, body, fight it! Fight the poison goddammit! Don't give that sick fuck the satisfaction! C'MON! FIGHT IT! (straightens himself) I DID IT! (dies).



! Hitman 3
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! Hitman 3
World of Assassination
* Hitman 2016. Episode 3:
** The prisoner recognises Auzzie as an imposter and begs him to free him so they can take down General Zaydan together. Auzzie apologetically caves his head in with a wrench and stuffs his unconscious body into a closet.
** Zaydan orders an officer to light up an oil lamp despite acknowledging a gas canister leaking.
--> '''Zaydan''': Officer! Someone has made a devilishly clever attempt by switching off my oil lamp and sabotaging a nearby gas canister! Switch it back on for me at once!
--> '''Oficer''': Er, but, sir, didn't you just say there was a gas leak of some kind of gas leak at that particular area?
--> '''Zaydan''': Are you questioning a direct order, Officer?
--> '''Officer''': No, sir! I just think that-
--> '''Zaydan''': Good! The oil lamp goes on!
--> '''Officer''': Alright, I'll do it, sir! But I really gotta emphasise my opinion that this is a really bad id- (blows himself up)
** 47 can turn on an intercom so that two soldiers mocking Zaydan have their opinions heard around the school. Zaydan looks at them from a hole above before going down to confront them, leaving two fun assassination options:
--> '''Zaydan''': Why those insolent little bastards! Just wait until I get down- (47 kicks him off the ledge) What is the meaning of- (lands and dies)
--> '''Zaydan''': Did you two seriously believe you'll get away with speaking such filthy propaganda?! You can both kiss your military careers goodbye! How'd you like that? All of your hopes and dreams, flushed right down the to- (47 kicks a toilet bowl down on his head)
* Jordan Cross reacting to the poison in the Club 27 Let's F*ckin Play.
--> '''Jordan''': That bastard thinks he can poison me?! C'mon, body, fight it! Fight the poison goddammit! Don't give that sick fuck the satisfaction! C'MON! FIGHT IT! (straightens himself) I DID IT! (dies).
* Hitman 3,
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* Episode 6: Talk about putting Chad on Ice! (ba-dum-tss!)
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* Episode 1: Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside to return his coin (really to scold him for tresspassing), where he pushes him off.

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* Episode 1: Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside to return his coin (really to scold him for tresspassing), trespassing), where he pushes him off.



** Auzzie ends the mission photobombing [[PetTheDogSamantha and her husband]], who he describes as "some very keen fans of mine".

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** Auzzie ends the mission photobombing [[PetTheDogSamantha [[PetTheDog Samantha and her husband]], who he describes as "some very keen fans of mine".
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* Episode 1: Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside, where he pushes him off.

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* Episode 1: Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside, cliffside to return his coin (really to scold him for tresspassing), where he pushes him off.

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** Emily telling her dying friend Alexi that Corvo was imprisoned (in marble) is punctuated with a "ba-dum-tss". And there's Auzzie's reaction when she dies:
---> '''Auzzie:''' NOOO! Alexi! I barely got a chance to care!
** In another burst of BlackComedy, Auzzie decides to throw Alexi's corpse out of a window. Succeeding after a few unsuccessful attempts, he notices she's still awkwardly lying on the ledge and has to throw her out again.
! Hitman 3
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---> '''Carl (walking up to 47):''' Ah, having a drink, are you? I think I'll join you. Enjoying the wine, I see. I must say, I'm not much of a red person myself. In fact, the only red that I care for is the steam that's currently coming from my scotch. [[LateToTheRealization Which, is rather abnormal now that I-]] (dies).
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--> '''Jordan''': That bastard thinks he can poison me?! C'mon, body, fight it! Fight the poison goddammit! Don't give that sick fuck the satisfaction! C'MON! FIGHT IT! (straightens himself) [[FamousLastWords I DID IT!]] (dies).

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--> '''Jordan''': That bastard thinks he can poison me?! C'mon, body, fight it! Fight the poison goddammit! Don't give that sick fuck the satisfaction! C'MON! FIGHT IT! (straightens himself) [[FamousLastWords I DID IT!]] IT! (dies).
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** In one path, Auzzie follows a rather pudgy woman named Samantha to her room, where she does a dance. He is so {{Squick}}ed out by it that he kills her mid-dance in a variety of ways, and attacks her husband when he arrives. Auzzie then reveals that while Samantha's room is a good vantage point for sniping the Sheikh, his own room works perfectly fine.
** Auzzie ends the mission [[PetTheDog taking a photo]] with Samantha and her husband, who he describes as "some very keen fans of mine".

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** In one path, Auzzie follows a rather pudgy woman named Samantha to her room, where she does a dance. He is so {{Squick}}ed out by it that he kills her mid-dance in a variety of ways, and attacks her husband when he arrives. Auzzie then reveals that while Samantha's room is a good vantage point for sniping the Sheikh, his 47's own room works perfectly fine.
** Auzzie ends the mission [[PetTheDog taking a photo]] with Samantha photobombing [[PetTheDogSamantha and her husband, husband]], who he describes as "some very keen fans of mine".



** The third target is "Romanian circus freak":
--> '''Vaana Ketlyn''': You are taking the mask off. Now.

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** The third target is "Romanian circus freak":
freak" Vaana Ketlyn:
--> '''Vaana Ketlyn''': '''Vaana''': You are taking the mask off. Now.

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* Episode 1:
** Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside, where he pushes him off.

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* Episode 1:
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1: Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside, where he pushes him off.


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* Episode 10:
** Auzzie politely requests his briefcase from a guard.
--> '''Auzzie''': Mate, I left my briefcase in the staff room, can you get it for me?
--> '''Guard''': But I don't wanna.
--> '''Auzzie''': Just fucking do it, cunt!
--> '''Guard''': Oh, okay...well, what do you know, there wasn't a briefcase here, hey- (sedated)
** A vomiting party guest gets ticked off when Auzzie attempts to help.
--> '''Guest''': Get away, I'm sick! I'm sick!
--> '''Auzzie''': Well then, be healed! (shoves him)
--> '''Guest''': Oh, wow! I suddenly feel much better. (runs downstairs) GUARDS! GUARDS! Oh, guards, that guy lightly nudged me!
--> '''Guard''': He did what? You sick son of a bitch! You'll die for your crimes! (shoots Auzzie) You [[KilledMidSentence worthless-]]
--> '''Auzzie''': What the fuck? I was only trying to help the ungrateful cunt!
** The first target is "tossbag CIA agent"
--> '''Auzzie''': Now he makes regular trips to the bathroom, so can you guess where the best place to kill him is? That's right, [[BaitAndSwitch the elevator]]!
--> '''Martinez''': I heard that two guys were found dead in elevators last week. Good thing that will never happen to me (strangled)
** The second target is "the shit singer at this party":
--> '''Eve''': I am a really bad singer but 47 will never see me- (gets shot)
--> '''Eve''': (running towards 47) Prepare to die, 40-
** The third target is "Romanian circus freak":
--> '''Vaana Ketlyn''': You are taking the mask off. Now.
--> '''Auzzie''': I can't. The fucking game doesn't give me a button to do it!
** The fourth target is Maynard John, "another useless gun-for-hire out to kill us". He mocks 47 for being a clone and orders him to duel in the Torture Chamber:
--> '''Auzzie''': Nah, I'm okay with just fucking killing you now. (shoots John dead) Take that, you rude son of a bitch! That will teach you not to hurt more feelings!
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* Episode 9:
** Auzzie getting increasingly irritated at having to wait to kill the Sheikh.
** In one path, Auzzie follows a rather pudgy woman named Samantha to her room, where she does a dance. He is so {{Squick}}ed out by it that he kills her mid-dance in a variety of ways, and attacks her husband when he arrives. Auzzie then reveals that while Samantha's room is a good vantage point for sniping the Sheikh, his own room works perfectly fine.
** Auzzie ends the mission [[PetTheDog taking a photo]] with Samantha and her husband, who he describes as "some very keen fans of mine".

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*** While Stuyvesant has a vaguely European voiceover, Ingram has an [[EvilBrit English accent]].

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*** While Stuyvesant has a vaguely European voiceover, Ingram has an [[EvilBrit English accent]].accent]], despite being American.
* Episode 2:
** The groundskeeper ranting about the birds.
** The undertaker is introduced with Wrestling/TheUndertaker's theme, shortly before Auzzie knocks him out with a shovel.
** During the murder mystery, Auzzie knocks out and kills various suspects for no reason.
** While Alexa Carlisle's [[spoiler:suicide]] is portrayed [[AlasPoorVillain somewhat sympathetically]], it ends off with her landing straight on the edge of the fountain.
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** In one kill for Marcus Stuyvesant, Auzzie throws a knife into Stuyvesant's head. His dead body stays upright rather than falling off, even when Auzzie shoots him in the head.

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** In one kill for Marcus Stuyvesant, Auzzie throws a knife into Stuyvesant's head. His dead body stays upright rather than falling off, even when Auzzie shoots him in the head.head.
** In one kill for Ingram, where 47 poisons his scotch whiskey, Ingram notes the red steam coming from the glass (a new addition) as he drinks it and is poisoned.
*** While Stuyvesant has a vaguely European voiceover, Ingram has an [[EvilBrit English accent]].
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--> '''Jordan''': That bastard thinks he can poison me?! C'mon, body, fight it! Fight the poison goddammit! Don't give that sick fuck the satisfaction! C'MON! FIGHT IT! (straightens himself) [[FamousLastWords I DID IT!]] (dies).

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--> '''Jordan''': That bastard thinks he can poison me?! C'mon, body, fight it! Fight the poison goddammit! Don't give that sick fuck the satisfaction! C'MON! FIGHT IT! (straightens himself) [[FamousLastWords I DID IT!]] (dies).(dies).
! Hitman 3
* Episode 1:
** At the start of the mission, while standing on the ground floor without any cover, Auzzie [[RefugeInAudacity guns down Carl Ingram]] and is [[TemptingFate amazed that he wasn't caught]]. Seconds later, guards are alerted and shoot him.
** In one kill for Marcus Stuyvesant, Auzzie throws a knife into Stuyvesant's head. His dead body stays upright rather than falling off, even when Auzzie shoots him in the head.
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* Episode 2:
--> '''Auzzie''': So tell me. What do you when you go to a theatre, a play, a movie, whatever? Do you maybe walk in, take your jacket off, go get a drink, have a chat with somebody, or do you walk in, throw a fucking mine on the stairs, equip your detonator, push the fucking button and blow everyone SKY FUCKING HIGH?!!!

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! HitmanHitman Blood Money
* Episode 1:
** Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside, where he pushes him off.
--> '''Auzzie''': Ah, thanks, mate, I really appreciate that. Well, off you go. (shoves Manuel over the railing to his death)
! Hitman Absolution
! Hitman World of Assassination
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** Auzzie poisoning the Vizier resulting in him dying while climbing to the rooftop.
--> '''Vizier:''' Ah, the rooftop! My haven! I can think no place more safe and secure- (killed)
--> '''Auzzie:''' I can name several.
*** Auzzie's Leap of Faith into the haystack after.
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* Jordan Cross reacting to the poison in the Club 27 Let's F*ckin Play.

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* Jordan Cross reacting to the poison in the Club 27 Let's F*ckin Play.Play.
--> '''Jordan''': That bastard thinks he can poison me?! C'mon, body, fight it! Fight the poison goddammit! Don't give that sick fuck the satisfaction! C'MON! FIGHT IT! (straightens himself) [[FamousLastWords I DID IT!]] (dies).
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** Auzzie, playing the Cutthroat (as he does in every AC4 match), draws First Blood thanks to the game spawning his target, the Rebel, right in front of him. As he remarks on his luck, his pursuer, the Navigator stabs him to death.

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** Auzzie, playing the Cutthroat (as he does in every AC4 ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag'' match), draws First Blood thanks to the game spawning his target, the Rebel, right in front of him. As he remarks on his luck, his pursuer, the Navigator stabs him to death.

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** After the above incident, rock music begins playing as Auzzie flips the epic switch.
--> '''Sentinel:''' (coughs) Uh, pardon me, ma'am, can you be so kind as to show me your bountiful tits? (slap sound, Courtesan walks off) Funny, I would have thought it was a perfectly reasonable request.
--> '''Auzzie:''' G'day, mate.
--> '''Sentinel:''' Oh, look, it's the Deacon. Come to gloat, have you? Well I'll have you know that sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never-
--> '''Trickster:''' Um, excuse me, I do believe that you're my tar- (gets punched)

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** After the above incident, rock music begins playing as Auzzie flips the epic switch.
--> '''Sentinel:''' (coughs) Uh, pardon me, ma'am, can you be so kind as to show me your bountiful tits? (slap sound, Courtesan walks off) Funny, I would have thought it was a perfectly reasonable request.
--> '''Auzzie:''' G'day, mate.
--> '''Sentinel:''' Oh, look, it's the Deacon. Come to gloat, have you? Well I'll have you know that sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never-
--> '''Trickster:''' Um, excuse me, I do believe that you're my tar- (gets punched)
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--> '''Auzzie:''' You son of a bitch!

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--> '''Auzzie:''' You son of a bitch!bitch.
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* The Dandy again:

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* ** The Dandy shines again:
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* --> '''Lady Black:''' "Your throwing knives are no match for my FIRECRACKERS!" (screen lights up, Auzzie punches out Lady Black)
* --> '''Dandy:''' "Hello, there, Cutthroat! Don't mind me, just passing by. No need for you to worry about presence at all....Dammit, he didn't take the bait! Looks like its time to bring out the big guns! (gestures at ground) Loose change!"

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* --> '''Lady Black:''' "Your throwing knives are no match for my FIRECRACKERS!" (screen lights up, Auzzie punches out Lady Black)
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The Dandy again:
--> '''Dandy:''' "Hello, there, Cutthroat! Don't mind me, just passing by. No need for you to worry about presence at all....Dammit, he didn't take the bait! Looks like its time to bring out the big guns! (gestures at ground) Loose change!"
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* After being killed by the Sentinel:
--> '''Auzzie:''' and then stand there like a dead puppet.
* Auzzie poisoning the Vizier resulting in him dying while climbing to the rooftop.

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* ** After being killed by the Sentinel:
--> '''Auzzie:''' '''Auzzie:''' ......die honourably.....and then stand there like a dead puppet.
* ** Auzzie poisoning the Vizier resulting in him dying while climbing to the rooftop.



** Auzzie's Leap of Faith into the haystack after.

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** *** Auzzie's Leap of Faith into the haystack after.
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* --> '''Lady Black:''' "Your throwing knives are no match for my FIRECRACKERS!" (screen lights up, Auzzie punches out Lady Black)
* --> '''Dandy:''' "Hello, there, Cutthroat! Don't mind me, just passing by. No need for you to worry about presence at all....Dammit, he didn't take the bait! Looks like its time to bring out the big guns! (gestures at ground) Loose change!"

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** Auzzie, playing the Cutthroat, draws First Blood thanks to the game spawning his target, the Rebel, right in front of him. As he remarks on his luck, his pursuer, the Navigator stabs him to death.

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** Auzzie, playing the Cutthroat, Cutthroat (as he does in every AC4 match), draws First Blood thanks to the game spawning his target, the Rebel, right in front of him. As he remarks on his luck, his pursuer, the Navigator stabs him to death.


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** The Dandy ("Hello!") repeatedly killing Auzzie.
*** "Well ain't that just fucking Dandy!"
** "No wuckin' furries, mate!"
** Auzzie pulling the Jaguar to his death.
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--> '''Rebel:''' You didn't see that coming, did you, Cutthroat? Quick, Lady Black, get him while he's blinded by the- (killed by Lady Black)

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--> '''Rebel:''' '''Firebrand:''' You didn't see that coming, did you, Cutthroat? Quick, Lady Black, get him while he's blinded by the- (killed by Lady Black)

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** Before the Gladiator's first appearance, Auzzie notes that he will need to remember his pursuer, the Sentinel, is on the rooftop.

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** Before the Gladiator's first appearance, Auzzie notes that he will need to remember his pursuer, the Sentinel, is on the rooftop. After the Gladiator fight, the Sentinel jumps from the roof and kills him.


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* Episode 1:
** Auzzie, playing the Cutthroat, draws First Blood thanks to the game spawning his target, the Rebel, right in front of him. As he remarks on his luck, his pursuer, the Navigator stabs him to death.
** Auzzie's revenge.
--> '''Navigator:''' According to my navigations, my target should be somewhere around- (neck snapped by Auzzie)
--> '''Auzzie:''' Navigate your way out of that one, cockhead.
** Auzzie is blinded by the Rebel's smoke bomb.
--> '''Rebel:''' You didn't see that coming, did you, Cutthroat? Quick, Lady Black, get him while he's blinded by the- (killed by Lady Black)
** The Mario Party music playing during Auzzie's "incredible display of acrobatics"
** After Auzzie hits the epic switch, he remarks that the next target, "the Fucking Dandy", is close. Real close. So close that the immediate shot had him killing the Dandy.
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