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* Then there's just the overall implication that being exposed to the Nerd and his abuse has driven a beloved American icon violently insane with rage.


--->'''Nerd''': Why couldn't I have those games when I was a kid!? Goddammit, I was born too fucking early! Instead I had to grow up with these miserable pieces of shit-fucking anal jugs! These games suck Baragon's sweaty ball sack! I'd rather get an electric shock from sucking Mechagodzilla's mechanical wiener! These games are SHIT drizzling out of the Smog Monster's rancid putrid A-hole! And then being swallowed and barfed up by Angarus while I lay on spikes getting Gigan's buzzsaw up my ass WHILE DESOTOROYAH DUMPS HIS DIABOLICAL DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE! Man, it's just a bunch of fuck, it's a pile of cunt, fuck, shit, fuck... cunt... fuck... Goddammit! I just said "fuck" from the bottom of my heart and I said every curse that there is. There's nothing left, so you know what? Somebody's gotta invent a new curse word. I think I got it. This game, THESE FUCKING GAMES ARE... '''''SCUNT!''''' Oh yeah! It's ''that'' bad!

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--->'''Nerd''': Why couldn't I have those games when I was a kid!? Goddammit, I was born too fucking early! Instead I had to grow up with these miserable pieces of shit-fucking anal jugs! These games suck Baragon's sweaty ball sack! I'd rather get an electric shock from sucking Mechagodzilla's mechanical wiener! These games are SHIT drizzling out of the Smog Monster's rancid putrid A-hole! And then being swallowed and barfed up by Angarus while I lay on spikes getting Gigan's buzzsaw up my ass WHILE DESOTOROYAH DESUTOROYAH DUMPS HIS DIABOLICAL DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE! Man, it's just a bunch of fuck, it's a pile of cunt, fuck, shit, fuck... cunt... fuck... Goddammit! I just said "fuck" from the bottom of my heart and I said every curse that there is. There's nothing left, so you know what? Somebody's gotta invent a new curse word. I think I got it. This game, THESE FUCKING GAMES ARE... '''''SCUNT!''''' Oh yeah! It's ''that'' bad!


--> '''Nerd:''' Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, happy... everybody, happy holidays! And if [[TheScrooge you have a problem with "Happy holidays"]], [[PreemptiveShutUp then happy shut-the-fuck-up.]]

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--> '''Nerd:''' Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, Hanukkah, happy... everybody, happy holidays! And if [[TheScrooge you have a problem with "Happy holidays"]], [[PreemptiveShutUp then happy shut-the-fuck-up.]]



* At the end, the Nerd disposes of the cartridge by doing everything the warning label says not to: shoves it in his oven and freezer, runs water over it, pours alcohol into the component side, smashes it with a hammer, throws it to the floor, and takes it apart. As a final coup de grace he burns it in his fireplace like a yule log.

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* At the end, the Nerd disposes of the cartridge by doing everything the warning label says not to: shoves it in his oven and freezer, runs water over it, pours alcohol into the component side, smashes it with a hammer, throws it to the floor, and takes it apart. As a final coup de grace grace, he burns it in his fireplace like a yule log.


--> '''Nerd:''' Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, happy... everybody, happy holidays! And if [[TheScrooge you have a problem with "Happy holidays,"]] [[PreemptiveShutUp then happy shut-the-fuck-up.]]

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--> '''Nerd:''' Merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, happy... everybody, happy holidays! And if [[TheScrooge you have a problem with "Happy holidays,"]] holidays"]], [[PreemptiveShutUp then happy shut-the-fuck-up.]]


* The Nerd mentioning that you need to place any other licensed NES game onto the front of Little Red Hood if playing it on the front-loader but that it doesn't need it on the top-loader, only to stack it up with a Famicom game, a Famicom to NES converter and a Game Genie anyway because he thinks it looks "lonely".

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* The Nerd mentioning mentions that you need the only way to place any other play this (unlicensed) game on an original NES is to attach a licensed NES cartridge to it. The game onto the front of Little Red Hood if playing it on the front-loader but that it doesn't need this to run in toploader, but he decides it on the top-loader, only "looks lonely", and proceeds to stack it up with several other things on top like a Game Genie, a game converter, and a Famicom game, a Famicom to NES converter and a Game Genie anyway because he thinks it looks "lonely".game.


* When the Nerd finds out what the GameBoy ''Godzilla'' game [[SuperDeformed actually looks like]] in gameplay after the promising opening credits...

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* When the Nerd finds out what the GameBoy UsefulNotes/GameBoy ''Godzilla'' game [[SuperDeformed actually looks like]] in gameplay after the promising opening credits...


[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThirteen Season Thirteen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]


-->'''Nerd''': "What's this say? "Koopas seem to have gotten clean away with King Kong?" Are you telling me you're supposed to return King Kong to the Empire State Building?! This blows my mind on so many levels! First of all, how did the Koopas capture King Kong? Second, why is New York City concerned that King Kong was stolen from the Empire State Building? Remember when the planes were trying to shoot him down? Isn't it pretty clear they want Kong ''off'' the building? Third, if this is supposed to be an educational game teaching us things that belong to New York City, WHY IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK DID THEY CHOOSE A GIANT APE THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST?!! Fourth... the bag. OK, King Kong is, like, 50 feet tall or something, but in this game they made him out to be, like, 1500 feet. How big is he exactly? Well, if bigger than the Empire State Building isn't a good enough analogy, then let's just say, A LOT BIGGER THAN THAT FUCKING BAG!!! And fifth, I can't grasp the concept that King Kong is in a Mario game, the same character that was a direct inspiration for Donkey Kong who also appeared in games with the Mario character. Are we running into some kind of paradox here or what?"

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-->'''Nerd''': "What's What's this say? "Koopas seem to have gotten clean away with King Kong?" Are you telling me you're supposed to return King Kong to the Empire State Building?! This blows my mind on so many levels! First of all, how did the Koopas capture King Kong? Second, why is New York City concerned that King Kong was stolen from the Empire State Building? Remember when the planes were trying to shoot him down? Isn't it pretty clear they want Kong ''off'' the building? Third, if this is supposed to be an educational game teaching us things that belong to New York City, WHY IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK DID THEY CHOOSE A GIANT APE THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST?!! Fourth... the bag. OK, King Kong is, like, 50 feet tall or something, but in this game they made him out to be, like, 1500 feet. How big is he exactly? Well, if bigger than the Empire State Building isn't a good enough analogy, then let's just say, A LOT BIGGER THAN THAT FUCKING BAG!!! BAG! And fifth, I can't grasp the concept that King Kong is in a Mario game, the same character that was a direct inspiration for Donkey Kong who also appeared in games with the Mario character. Are we running into some kind of paradox here or what?"what?



-->'''Nerd''': "There's sort of like a help desk where you're supposed to return the object or the landmark or whatever, but the lady at the window won't talk to you unless you call Yoshi to come and give you an extra boost. Okay, so are you telling me that the reason that stupid bitch won't talk to you at first is because Luigi is too short to reach the window? For fuck's sake, he can jump higher than the shittin' thing! How stupid do they think we are?! ''Use Yoshi to reach the help desk.'' Well, how about use my greasy Italian plumber cock to whack you across the fucking face?!"

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-->'''Nerd''': "There's There's sort of like a help desk where you're supposed to return the object or the landmark or whatever, but the lady at the window won't talk to you unless you call Yoshi to come and give you an extra boost. Okay, so are you telling me that the reason that stupid bitch won't talk to you at first is because Luigi is too short to reach the window? For fuck's sake, he can jump higher than the shittin' thing! How stupid do they think we are?! ''Use "Use Yoshi to reach the help desk.'' Well, desk" well how about use "Use my greasy Italian plumber cock to whack you across the fucking face?!"


* The Nerd mentioning that you need to place any other licensed NES game onto the front of Little Red Hood if playing it on the front-loader but that it doesn't need it on the top-loader, only to stack it up with two different games and a Game Genie anyway because he thinks it looks "lonely".

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* The Nerd mentioning that you need to place any other licensed NES game onto the front of Little Red Hood if playing it on the front-loader but that it doesn't need it on the top-loader, only to stack it up with two different games a Famicom game, a Famicom to NES converter and a Game Genie anyway because he thinks it looks "lonely".


--->'''Nerd''': Why couldn't I have those games when I was a kid!? Goddammit, I was born too fucking early! Instead I had to grow up with these miserable pieces of shit-fucking anal jugs! These games suck Baragon's sweaty ball sack! I'd rather get an electric shock from sucking Mechagodzilla's mechanical wiener! These games are SHIT drizzling out of the Smog Monster's rancid putrid A-hole! And then being swallowed and barfed up by Angarus while I lay on spikes getting Gigan's buzzsaw up my ass WHILE DESOTOROYAH DUMPS HIS DIABOLICAL DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE! Man, it's just a bunch of fuck, it's a pile of cunt, fuck, shit, fuck... cunt... fuck... Goddammit! I just said "fuck" from the bottom of my heart and I said every curse that there is. There's nothing left, so you know what? Somebody's gotta invent a new curse word. I think I got it. This game, THESE FUCKING GAMES ARE... [[spoiler:'''''SCUNT!''''']] Oh yeah! It's ''that'' bad!

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--->'''Nerd''': Why couldn't I have those games when I was a kid!? Goddammit, I was born too fucking early! Instead I had to grow up with these miserable pieces of shit-fucking anal jugs! These games suck Baragon's sweaty ball sack! I'd rather get an electric shock from sucking Mechagodzilla's mechanical wiener! These games are SHIT drizzling out of the Smog Monster's rancid putrid A-hole! And then being swallowed and barfed up by Angarus while I lay on spikes getting Gigan's buzzsaw up my ass WHILE DESOTOROYAH DUMPS HIS DIABOLICAL DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FACE! Man, it's just a bunch of fuck, it's a pile of cunt, fuck, shit, fuck... cunt... fuck... Goddammit! I just said "fuck" from the bottom of my heart and I said every curse that there is. There's nothing left, so you know what? Somebody's gotta invent a new curse word. I think I got it. This game, THESE FUCKING GAMES ARE... [[spoiler:'''''SCUNT!''''']] '''''SCUNT!''''' Oh yeah! It's ''that'' bad!



-->'''Nerd:''' The only thing you might be wondering now is, "What on earth does this have to do with the story of Literature/LittleRedRidingHood?" Well, I'll tell you: [[spoiler:'''absolutely fucking nothing''']].

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-->'''Nerd:''' The only thing you might be wondering now is, "What on earth does this have to do with the story of Literature/LittleRedRidingHood?" Well, I'll tell you: [[spoiler:'''absolutely '''absolutely fucking nothing''']].nothing'''.

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** What's really funny about this rant is he doesn't sound angry necessarily. He sounds more tired and defeated.


* Most likely unintentional, but saying Carrie in ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania 64}}'' was like a school girl, with the game footage where Carrie is saying "Don't treat me like a child."

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* Most likely unintentional, but saying Carrie in ''VideoGame/{{Castlevania 64}}'' ''VideoGame/Castlevania64'' was like a school girl, with the game footage where Carrie is saying "Don't treat me like a child."


* At the end of Part I, he talks about reviewing VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse, a certain box pops up: [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIISimonsQuest "What a horrible night to have a curse."]]
--> (Castlevania II Night Music starts playing)

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* At the end of Part I, he talks about reviewing VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse, ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse'', a certain box pops up: [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIISimonsQuest "What a horrible night to have a curse."]]
--> (Castlevania II (''Castlevania II'' Night Music starts playing)



--> (Castlevania II Night Music starts playing)

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--> (Castlevania II (''Castlevania II'' Night Music starts playing)



--> (Castlevania II Night Music starts playing)

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--> (Castlevania II (''Castlevania II'' Night Music starts playing)



--> (Castlevania II Night Music starts playing)

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--> (Castlevania II (''Castlevania II'' Night Music starts playing)



--> (Castlevania II Night Music starts playing)

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--> (Castlevania II (''Castlevania II'' Night Music starts playing)



--> (Castlevania II Night Music starts playing)

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--> (Castlevania II (''Castlevania II'' Night Music starts playing)

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* At the file select screen, in a completely nonchalant tone:

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--> "Analbag, that's me."

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