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* After spending the entire video complaining about the Godzilla games he played as a kid, he gets to play [[VideoGame/PipeworksGodzillaTrilogy a trio of XBox and PS2 games]]. His expressions are just priceless, not to mention his unstoppable rage and heartfelt "FUCK!!" after he sees how much better the modern games are than the ones he grew up with. Cue the Nerd knocking down SNES games Godzilla-style as the scream goes on in the background, [[ClusterFBomb swearing up a storm]], and [[BrokeTheRatingScale inventing a new swear that's]] [[SoundEffectBleep bleeped out]].
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* After spending the entire video complaining about the Godzilla games he played as a kid, he gets to play [[VideoGame/PipeworksGodzillaTrilogy a trio of XBox Xbox and PS2 games]]. His expressions are just priceless, not to mention his unstoppable rage and heartfelt "FUCK!!" after he sees how much better the modern games are than the ones he grew up with. Cue the Nerd knocking down SNES games Godzilla-style as the scream goes on in the background, [[ClusterFBomb swearing up a storm]], and [[BrokeTheRatingScale inventing a new swear that's]] [[SoundEffectBleep bleeped out]].
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** Due to how hard the level is, he says that the most unrealistic part of the film is how Kyle and John could survive all that, [[SarcasmMode but the time travel is believable]].
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[[folder:Street Fighter 2010]]
* The beginning of the episode, where the Nerd walks out to get his mail and finds that he now lives in ''Street Fighter 2010''.
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell's all this shit?! There's metallic sea sponges everywhere! There's titanium rocket jock straps! Headless parrots with bottle caps! Floating eyeballs entrapped in glass lids! How is this all happening?
* The Nerd can't wait to play ''Street Fighter 2010'':
--> '''Nerd''': Let's take a look at this, I can only imagine. We're gonna be Tiger Uppercutting through space and time. We're gonna be throwing Sonic Booms on the moon. Hadoukens up Uranus, this is ''Street Fighter 2010''!
* Putting sound effects and music from ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII'' over gameplay of ''Street Fighter 2010'' in a vain attempt to make it feel like the former, only to [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand let the air out of the band]] when it fails.
** Even funnier is the fact that this makes ''Street Fighter 2010'' a rare exception to [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]].
* The revelation that it was only the U.S. release that changed the protagonist's name to Ken and added a reference to ''Street Fighter'' in the opening dialog.
--> '''Nerd''': So you're telling me the Japanese version had ''less'' to do with Street Fighter? As in ''nothing?!''
* When he's confused as to why the UsefulNotes/TurboGrafx16 port of ''Street Fighter'' is called ''Fighting Street'', he also notes that the cover (with Mount Rushmore in the background) means "you get to play such classic characters as Ryu, UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington, and [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Abe Lincoln]]."
* The Nerd gets to play ''VideoGame/StreetFighterI''. His thoughts: "And guess what? It sucks ass."
** When he hears the "voice acting", he starts mocking it by imitating the adults from ''WesternAnimation/CharlieBrown''.
* "Street Fighter: The Good Edition".
* Just the way he says that ''VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie: The Game'' is "one of the stupidest ideas I ever heard".
* "You press ''down''. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis To shoot. Diagonally. Up.]]"
* When playing ''Street Fighter 2010'', he gets cornered by some enemies on a climbable wall, leading to this comment:
--> '''Nerd''': I'm getting murdered! I'm getting buttfucked up the ''dick''!!!
* Upon seeing the last level's second boss (who's named [[TomTheDarkLord Brian]] by the way):
-->'''Nerd:''' Then, it's ''this'' fuckbrain.
* The Nerd's rant on the last level is pretty great, just from the delivery.
--> '''Nerd''': It's the most heartless and abominable end stage ever programmed. What you get here is an endurance round. You have to fight three bosses, and then go on to a final boss, who has two different forms. All on one single life. You die once, you go back. First, it's this fucking clam-shaped thing. Then it's this fuckbrain. Then these two disappearing mummified armadillo robots in a room that randomly spouts fire all about. On top of trying to stay alive, you have to do it all before the time runs out. Oh look, I beat him, and the time's still going! Come on, come on, I gotta get to the final boss! Yes! I made it! Two seconds to spare! Then you get a cutscene. There's no way anyone's gonna bother to read this. Your heart is pounding so fast, and you're ripping your hair out of your head wondering "what the fuck am I gonna have to fight now?" I'm at the final boss, what is it, what is it? ''[The timer runs out.]'' WHAT?!? The fucking time limit??? You'd think that after the cutscene, the timer would start over, but NO! You fight the three bosses, then it's the cutscene, then you fight two forms of the final boss. So that's basically five bosses in total, all on the same life bar, and the same time limit. You get unlimited continues, so there's no excuse to shut off the game, you just keep playing and playing and playing. Eventually you start to get good at it! You can blow through these bosses taking as little damage as possible, but then the time always runs out! So you do it real fast, but then you end up getting killed! Then, you start to go through a phase, where you get so frustrated that all the skill you've accumulated starts to weaken, so instead of getting better, you actually start to get worse, because you've been playing the same fucking thing over and over. The final boss looks like a big, blistering ballsack that swallowed Grimace. His only weak spot is the face. The ideal strategy is to climb on the wall and keep shooting, but your beam doesn't reach. Not without full power-ups! You can try jumping off and shooting, but that takes too long! You don't have time! When you're plowing through the stage, you gotta stop and get all the powerups. But that wastes time too! But you gotta do it! You gotta ''somehow make it all happen!'' You can't beat one boss flawlessly but then fuck up a little on the next one. You gotta: 1) Beat all the bosses without getting hurt too much, 2) Get all the power-ups, and 3) Do it fast as shit, all in one perfect run! But once you do it, man, you're on the fucking top of the world! Yeah, boom, BOOM! ''(Makes explosion noises.)''
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[[folder:Hydlide]]
* After ranting about ''VideoGame/{{Hydlide}}'' for ages while pronouncing it "hide-lide", he pauses and remarks: "Wait, maybe it's pronounced 'Hid-lide'."
* His complaint about the bump-to-attack battle system being unclear about whether you're attacking or defending:
-->'''Nerd''': It's just as random as rolling the dice or playing the lottery. [[Film/AmericanMovie Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose...but I guess it's better than using drugs or alcohol, because with drugs and alcohol--especially drugs--you always lose...]] (*clips of the Nerd dying multiple times*)
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[[folder:Ninja Gaiden]]
* The Nerd addressing a suggestive-looking cutscene in the second game, where it appears as if Irene is going down on Ryu. [[labelnote:Note]](in reality, Irene had just been stabbed and was falling to the floor in front of Ryu.)[[/labelnote]]
* "You're slow as sloth taking shit!"
* Even the ninja master can't beat ''Ninja Gaiden''. "Nunchaku-fuck!"
* The HilariousOuttakes. Kevin is just incredible:
--> '''Nerd''': Yeah yeah, I'm doing good!\\
'''Ninja''': It's not a woman.
** And:
---> '''Nerd''': *dies again* Grr!\\
'''Ninja''': Before you leap, you must look.\\
'''Nerd''': *dies again* I looked, I looked!\\
'''Ninja''': Before you look, you must think.\\
'''Nerd''': *dies again and gets angry*\\
'''Ninja''': [[DontThinkFeel Before you think, you must feel.]]\\
'''Nerd''': *dies again* [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]\\
'''Ninja''': Before you fuck, you must use proper protection.
** What's funny as well is the smile developing on James' face when the ninja says the former line.
** This is compared to the normal original episode, but different when the Ninja says, "Before you think, you must feel":
---> '''Nerd''': *dies again* Ungh!!!\\
'''Ninja''': Before you feel, you must--\\
'''Nerd''': [[RageBreakingPoint I've had enough!!]]
** The way the ninja shrugs when saying the "Don't Think, Feel" line, as if it were obvious and he couldn't believe the Nerd didn't know it.
** When the Nerd actually [[WhenYouSnatchThePebble catches the Q-tip]] ''first time''. Their reactions are priceless, especially Rolfe's look of amazement and hilarity.
---> '''Ninja''': My work here is done.
** And this part. Must be the Ninja being able to keep a serious tone/expression:
---> '''Nerd''': And what the fuck was THAT?\\
'''Ninja''': A hummingbird that has no song...\\
'''Nerd''': ''([[{{Corpsing}} covers his mouth with the controller]])''\\
'''Ninja''': ...will never... ''(tries to remember his line)'' ...be a popstar.\\
'''Nerd''': ''(loses it)''
** "A wren that looks like a hen is more a hen than a wren."
** "You must not act too quick. Perceive the victory in your head...then you will...receive head..." James's face, like he's thinking "Oh my god, he just said that?!", sells this outtake.
** "If you want to throw a rock at the moon, it's [[CheesyMoon made of cheese]], so... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} you might as well]] be in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_cheese Wisconsin.]]
** [[CampGay "Ninja G-to-the-double-ay-den."]]
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[[folder:Swordquest]]
* AVGN comments on the game's ''Earthworld'' part, where you [[MundaneMadeAwesome hear an explosion sound every time you go through a door]]. His playing the game and jumping back at each "explosion" going through a door is priceless!
* When playing ''Earthworld'':
--> '''AVGN''': These kind of games, you gotta use a lot of imagination. When you get to a treasure chamber, you can pick up items or drop them. By putting the right combination of items in a certain room, you'll trigger a clue. ''(clue appears)'' Whoa... Now what could that mean? Hmm... 16, 4... the comic book! ''(opens comic)'' Page 16, panel 4... I don't see anythi- ''(the word "SPIRE" is hidden in the drawing)'' ...Wow.
* When he first mentions the "Water World" game, he has to clarify that it's not the Kevin Costner film.
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[[folder:Pong Consoles]]
* His intro:
--> '''AVGN''': (...)They made a home Pong console, so you can play it at home. And then there was another one! ''(shows it)'' And another one! ''(shows it)'' And ''[[RuleOfThree another one]]''! ''(shows it)'' AND ANOTHER ONE! ''(shows it)'' AND ANOTHER ONE! ''(shows it) [[OverlyLongGag AND ANOTHER ONE!]] (shows it) THERE WAS, LIKE, NINE MILLION FUCKING PONG CONSOLES!''
* "You get 4 different kinds of ''Pong'', like... what the hell is this[[labelnote:*]](A mode in which rather than paddles, the players have walls with holes in them)[[/labelnote]], ''Reverse Pong''? Okay... Oh, ''now'' what's this?[[labelnote:*]](suddenly his game glitches, turning into a mode in which the player on the right has a much longer paddle than the left player)[[/labelnote]] ''Asshole Pong''? That's not fair!"
* The Nerd's comment on using the video connector and the box for the Wonder Wizard:
-->"This might be a good time to bring up that most of these old consoles have a connector that looks like this. You have to plug them into a box, and then screw the box into your TV. But I say, get yourself one of ''these'' *holds up a convenient adapter*, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick plug it into the coaxial input on your TV, plug the game in, and tell that box to go fuck itself]]!" *[[FlippingTheBird flips the bird at the connector]]*
** Also[[note]]When discussing the RCA Studio II, where the AC adaptor plugs into the connector box, like the Platform/Atari5200[[/note]]:
--->"So, technically speaking, the video signal is travelling up this wire... and then the electricity from the ''wall socket'' is coming back through the same wire. [[MindScrew I don't even understand how that works!]]"
* His entire reaction to the TV-4 Four-Way Video Game ("Rolls right off your tongue!"):
-->"Well, you already know how I feel about [[ScrappyMechanic these accursed boxes]]. How do you think I feel that this one is permanently attached to the fucking game console?! These things come from hell - these forks at the end might as well be the Devil's pitchfork. One of them's chewed off, so I have no way of connecting it to the TV...and I have no way of replacing the box! You think that makes me happy?...''It doesn't!''" ''(The Nerd angrily throws the box away)''
* Wow... Pong! [[PacManFever This is where it's at! It ain't gunna get better than this!]] Now what's this here, this Xbox 360?... Some modern game system, I don't know, maybe it has advanced graphics, might even be in color. Let's check it out! ''[screen cuts to footage of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'', totally blowing the Nerd's socks off]''
[[folder:Street Fighter 2010]]
* The beginning of the episode, where the Nerd walks out to get his mail and finds that he now lives in ''Street Fighter 2010''.
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell's all this shit?! There's metallic sea sponges everywhere! There's titanium rocket jock straps! Headless parrots with bottle caps! Floating eyeballs entrapped in glass lids! How is this all happening?
* The Nerd can't wait to play ''Street Fighter 2010'':
--> '''Nerd''': Let's take a look at this, I can only imagine. We're gonna be Tiger Uppercutting through space and time. We're gonna be throwing Sonic Booms on the moon. Hadoukens up Uranus, this is ''Street Fighter 2010''!
* Putting sound effects and music from ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII'' over gameplay of ''Street Fighter 2010'' in a vain attempt to make it feel like the former, only to [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand let the air out of the band]] when it fails.
** Even funnier is the fact that this makes ''Street Fighter 2010'' a rare exception to [[MemeticMutation Guile's Theme Goes With Everything]].
* The revelation that it was only the U.S. release that changed the protagonist's name to Ken and added a reference to ''Street Fighter'' in the opening dialog.
--> '''Nerd''': So you're telling me the Japanese version had ''less'' to do with Street Fighter? As in ''nothing?!''
* When he's confused as to why the UsefulNotes/TurboGrafx16 port of ''Street Fighter'' is called ''Fighting Street'', he also notes that the cover (with Mount Rushmore in the background) means "you get to play such classic characters as Ryu, UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington, and [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Abe Lincoln]]."
* The Nerd gets to play ''VideoGame/StreetFighterI''. His thoughts: "And guess what? It sucks ass."
** When he hears the "voice acting", he starts mocking it by imitating the adults from ''WesternAnimation/CharlieBrown''.
* "Street Fighter: The Good Edition".
* Just the way he says that ''VideoGame/StreetFighterTheMovie: The Game'' is "one of the stupidest ideas I ever heard".
* "You press ''down''. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis To shoot. Diagonally. Up.]]"
* When playing ''Street Fighter 2010'', he gets cornered by some enemies on a climbable wall, leading to this comment:
--> '''Nerd''': I'm getting murdered! I'm getting buttfucked up the ''dick''!!!
* Upon seeing the last level's second boss (who's named [[TomTheDarkLord Brian]] by the way):
-->'''Nerd:''' Then, it's ''this'' fuckbrain.
* The Nerd's rant on the last level is pretty great, just from the delivery.
--> '''Nerd''': It's the most heartless and abominable end stage ever programmed. What you get here is an endurance round. You have to fight three bosses, and then go on to a final boss, who has two different forms. All on one single life. You die once, you go back. First, it's this fucking clam-shaped thing. Then it's this fuckbrain. Then these two disappearing mummified armadillo robots in a room that randomly spouts fire all about. On top of trying to stay alive, you have to do it all before the time runs out. Oh look, I beat him, and the time's still going! Come on, come on, I gotta get to the final boss! Yes! I made it! Two seconds to spare! Then you get a cutscene. There's no way anyone's gonna bother to read this. Your heart is pounding so fast, and you're ripping your hair out of your head wondering "what the fuck am I gonna have to fight now?" I'm at the final boss, what is it, what is it? ''[The timer runs out.]'' WHAT?!? The fucking time limit??? You'd think that after the cutscene, the timer would start over, but NO! You fight the three bosses, then it's the cutscene, then you fight two forms of the final boss. So that's basically five bosses in total, all on the same life bar, and the same time limit. You get unlimited continues, so there's no excuse to shut off the game, you just keep playing and playing and playing. Eventually you start to get good at it! You can blow through these bosses taking as little damage as possible, but then the time always runs out! So you do it real fast, but then you end up getting killed! Then, you start to go through a phase, where you get so frustrated that all the skill you've accumulated starts to weaken, so instead of getting better, you actually start to get worse, because you've been playing the same fucking thing over and over. The final boss looks like a big, blistering ballsack that swallowed Grimace. His only weak spot is the face. The ideal strategy is to climb on the wall and keep shooting, but your beam doesn't reach. Not without full power-ups! You can try jumping off and shooting, but that takes too long! You don't have time! When you're plowing through the stage, you gotta stop and get all the powerups. But that wastes time too! But you gotta do it! You gotta ''somehow make it all happen!'' You can't beat one boss flawlessly but then fuck up a little on the next one. You gotta: 1) Beat all the bosses without getting hurt too much, 2) Get all the power-ups, and 3) Do it fast as shit, all in one perfect run! But once you do it, man, you're on the fucking top of the world! Yeah, boom, BOOM! ''(Makes explosion noises.)''
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[[folder:Hydlide]]
* After ranting about ''VideoGame/{{Hydlide}}'' for ages while pronouncing it "hide-lide", he pauses and remarks: "Wait, maybe it's pronounced 'Hid-lide'."
* His complaint about the bump-to-attack battle system being unclear about whether you're attacking or defending:
-->'''Nerd''': It's just as random as rolling the dice or playing the lottery. [[Film/AmericanMovie Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose...but I guess it's better than using drugs or alcohol, because with drugs and alcohol--especially drugs--you always lose...]] (*clips of the Nerd dying multiple times*)
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[[folder:Ninja Gaiden]]
* The Nerd addressing a suggestive-looking cutscene in the second game, where it appears as if Irene is going down on Ryu. [[labelnote:Note]](in reality, Irene had just been stabbed and was falling to the floor in front of Ryu.)[[/labelnote]]
* "You're slow as sloth taking shit!"
* Even the ninja master can't beat ''Ninja Gaiden''. "Nunchaku-fuck!"
* The HilariousOuttakes. Kevin is just incredible:
--> '''Nerd''': Yeah yeah, I'm doing good!\\
'''Ninja''': It's not a woman.
** And:
---> '''Nerd''': *dies again* Grr!\\
'''Ninja''': Before you leap, you must look.\\
'''Nerd''': *dies again* I looked, I looked!\\
'''Ninja''': Before you look, you must think.\\
'''Nerd''': *dies again and gets angry*\\
'''Ninja''': [[DontThinkFeel Before you think, you must feel.]]\\
'''Nerd''': *dies again* [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]\\
'''Ninja''': Before you fuck, you must use proper protection.
** What's funny as well is the smile developing on James' face when the ninja says the former line.
** This is compared to the normal original episode, but different when the Ninja says, "Before you think, you must feel":
---> '''Nerd''': *dies again* Ungh!!!\\
'''Ninja''': Before you feel, you must--\\
'''Nerd''': [[RageBreakingPoint I've had enough!!]]
** The way the ninja shrugs when saying the "Don't Think, Feel" line, as if it were obvious and he couldn't believe the Nerd didn't know it.
** When the Nerd actually [[WhenYouSnatchThePebble catches the Q-tip]] ''first time''. Their reactions are priceless, especially Rolfe's look of amazement and hilarity.
---> '''Ninja''': My work here is done.
** And this part. Must be the Ninja being able to keep a serious tone/expression:
---> '''Nerd''': And what the fuck was THAT?\\
'''Ninja''': A hummingbird that has no song...\\
'''Nerd''': ''([[{{Corpsing}} covers his mouth with the controller]])''\\
'''Ninja''': ...will never... ''(tries to remember his line)'' ...be a popstar.\\
'''Nerd''': ''(loses it)''
** "A wren that looks like a hen is more a hen than a wren."
** "You must not act too quick. Perceive the victory in your head...then you will...receive head..." James's face, like he's thinking "Oh my god, he just said that?!", sells this outtake.
** "If you want to throw a rock at the moon, it's [[CheesyMoon made of cheese]], so... [[{{Metaphorgotten}} you might as well]] be in [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_cheese Wisconsin.]]
** [[CampGay "Ninja G-to-the-double-ay-den."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Swordquest]]
* AVGN comments on the game's ''Earthworld'' part, where you [[MundaneMadeAwesome hear an explosion sound every time you go through a door]]. His playing the game and jumping back at each "explosion" going through a door is priceless!
* When playing ''Earthworld'':
--> '''AVGN''': These kind of games, you gotta use a lot of imagination. When you get to a treasure chamber, you can pick up items or drop them. By putting the right combination of items in a certain room, you'll trigger a clue. ''(clue appears)'' Whoa... Now what could that mean? Hmm... 16, 4... the comic book! ''(opens comic)'' Page 16, panel 4... I don't see anythi- ''(the word "SPIRE" is hidden in the drawing)'' ...Wow.
* When he first mentions the "Water World" game, he has to clarify that it's not the Kevin Costner film.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Pong Consoles]]
* His intro:
--> '''AVGN''': (...)They made a home Pong console, so you can play it at home. And then there was another one! ''(shows it)'' And another one! ''(shows it)'' And ''[[RuleOfThree another one]]''! ''(shows it)'' AND ANOTHER ONE! ''(shows it)'' AND ANOTHER ONE! ''(shows it) [[OverlyLongGag AND ANOTHER ONE!]] (shows it) THERE WAS, LIKE, NINE MILLION FUCKING PONG CONSOLES!''
* "You get 4 different kinds of ''Pong'', like... what the hell is this[[labelnote:*]](A mode in which rather than paddles, the players have walls with holes in them)[[/labelnote]], ''Reverse Pong''? Okay... Oh, ''now'' what's this?[[labelnote:*]](suddenly his game glitches, turning into a mode in which the player on the right has a much longer paddle than the left player)[[/labelnote]] ''Asshole Pong''? That's not fair!"
* The Nerd's comment on using the video connector and the box for the Wonder Wizard:
-->"This might be a good time to bring up that most of these old consoles have a connector that looks like this. You have to plug them into a box, and then screw the box into your TV. But I say, get yourself one of ''these'' *holds up a convenient adapter*, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick plug it into the coaxial input on your TV, plug the game in, and tell that box to go fuck itself]]!" *[[FlippingTheBird flips the bird at the connector]]*
** Also[[note]]When discussing the RCA Studio II, where the AC adaptor plugs into the connector box, like the Platform/Atari5200[[/note]]:
--->"So, technically speaking, the video signal is travelling up this wire... and then the electricity from the ''wall socket'' is coming back through the same wire. [[MindScrew I don't even understand how that works!]]"
* His entire reaction to the TV-4 Four-Way Video Game ("Rolls right off your tongue!"):
-->"Well, you already know how I feel about [[ScrappyMechanic these accursed boxes]]. How do you think I feel that this one is permanently attached to the fucking game console?! These things come from hell - these forks at the end might as well be the Devil's pitchfork. One of them's chewed off, so I have no way of connecting it to the TV...and I have no way of replacing the box! You think that makes me happy?...''It doesn't!''" ''(The Nerd angrily throws the box away)''
* Wow... Pong! [[PacManFever This is where it's at! It ain't gunna get better than this!]] Now what's this here, this Xbox 360?... Some modern game system, I don't know, maybe it has advanced graphics, might even be in color. Let's check it out! ''[screen cuts to footage of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV'', totally blowing the Nerd's socks off]''
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--> '''AVGN''': I remember one time in school, I had an Franchise/XMen coloring book, and the teacher looked over and said, "Hmm. X-Men huh? There's women in there too, aren't there? That's kinda sexist." And I said, [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap "Well, what's wrong with being sexy?"]] Nah, I didn't say that.
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--> '''AVGN''': I remember one time in school, I had an Franchise/XMen ComicBook/XMen coloring book, and the teacher looked over and said, "Hmm. X-Men huh? There's women in there too, aren't there? That's kinda sexist." And I said, [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap "Well, what's wrong with being sexy?"]] Nah, I didn't say that.
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* The reference to ''Film/{{Commando}}'' when Bugs starts slamming the Nerd's head up against the wall and taunting: "You're a dead man" before the latter gets his second wind and actually begins to do some damage.
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* The reference homage to ''Film/{{Commando}}'' when Bugs starts slamming the Nerd's head up against the wall and taunting: "You're a dead man" before the latter gets his second wind and actually begins to do some damage.
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* Then, there's the fight's conclusion. Bugs attempts to kill the Nerd with a bomb, only for the latter to put him in a headlock and commit MurderSuicide by allowing the bomb to blow them both up.
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, I don't give a fuck! I'm taking you with me! Oh, you like to play with bombs, huh? Well, ''bombs away'' you Woody bunny fuckin' pecker piece of shit! (''explosion'')
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, I don't give a fuck! I'm taking you with me! Oh, you like to play with bombs, huh? Well, ''bombs away'' you Woody bunny fuckin' pecker piece of shit! (''explosion'')
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* Then, there's the fight's conclusion. Bugs attempts to kill the Nerd with a bomb, only for the latter to put him in a headlock and commit MurderSuicide by while he's setting it down, allowing the bomb to blow kill them both up.
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-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, I don't give a fuck! [[TakingYouWithMe I'm taking you withme! me]]! Oh, you like to play with bombs, huh? Well, ''bombs away'' you Woody bunny fuckin' pecker piece of shit! (''explosion'')
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, I don't give a fuck! [[TakingYouWithMe I'm taking you with
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* He describes ''Attack Of The Mutant Penguins'' as [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs the weirdest game he's ever played]].
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* He describes ''Attack Of The Mutant Penguins'' as [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs [[QuirkyWork the weirdest game he's ever played]].
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-->"Oh, you gonna replenish my health right after I beat the game? ''[[SarcasmMode Thank you so much]]''.
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-->"Oh, you you're gonna replenish my health right after I beat the game? ''[[SarcasmMode Thank you so much]]''.
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* The way he shifts from celebratory gloating back to complaining after he realizes that he still has to get the orb:
-->"Oh, you gonna replenish my health right after I beat the game? ''[[SarcasmMode Thank you so much]]''.
-->"Oh, you gonna replenish my health right after I beat the game? ''[[SarcasmMode Thank you so much]]''.
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* The reference to ''Film/{{Commando}}'' when Bugs starts slamming the Nerd's head up against the wall and taunting: "You're a dead man" before the latter gets his second wind and actually begins to do some damage.
-->'''Nerd:''' (''in response to Bugs' taunting'') [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Bull]]''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner shit]]''!
* Then, there's the fight's conclusion. Bugs attempts to kill the Nerd with a bomb, only for the latter to put him in a headlock and commit MurderSuicide by allowing the bomb to blow them both up.
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, I don't give a fuck! I'm taking you with me! Oh, you like to play with bombs, huh? Well, ''bombs away'' you Woody bunny fuckin' pecker piece of shit! (''explosion'')
-->'''Nerd:''' (''in response to Bugs' taunting'') [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Bull]]''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner shit]]''!
* Then, there's the fight's conclusion. Bugs attempts to kill the Nerd with a bomb, only for the latter to put him in a headlock and commit MurderSuicide by allowing the bomb to blow them both up.
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, I don't give a fuck! I'm taking you with me! Oh, you like to play with bombs, huh? Well, ''bombs away'' you Woody bunny fuckin' pecker piece of shit! (''explosion'')
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* When ranting about the game's terrible controls, he imagines that whenever other fictional characters are depicted playing video games and doing nothing but ButtonMashing (such as the scene in ''Film/TheWizard'' with Beau Bridges and Christian Slater's characters playing ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''), they're actually playing ''Winter Games''.
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* When ranting about the game's terrible controls, he imagines that whenever other fictional characters are depicted playing video games and doing nothing but ButtonMashing (such as the scene in ''Film/TheWizard'' with Beau Bridges and Christian Slater's characters playing ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles''), ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1989''), they're actually playing ''Winter Games''.
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* Just as the Nerd seems to do a fade out of "That's all folks," Bugs Bunny interrupts him and punches him in the face, dragging the insane fight out even longer, complete with "Ehhh, of course you realize, this means war, '''Bitch!'''! What follows is Bugs giving a beatdown on the "MOTHERFUCKING NERD!" with the Nerd getting his ass handed to him.
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'''Guitar Guy''': Come on, get him! He's the one that broke the couch.\\
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--> '''Guitar Guy''': Come on, get him! He's the one that broke the couch.\\
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--> '''Guitar Guy''': You damn, Nintendo Dork! You broke my fucking couch!
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--> '''Guitar Guy''': You damn, Nintendo Dork! You broke my fucking couch!couch!\\
'''Nerd''': Cause of this fucking bunny. What he'd go to? Bugs Bunny boot camp?
* Later on with the Guitar Guy as he tries to convince him to keep fighting.
'''Guitar Guy''': Come on, get him! He's the one that broke the couch.\\
'''Nerd''': Well, technically it's a futon.\\
'''Guitar Guy''': I don't care what it is! Get em! Boil those bunny balls!
'''Nerd''': Cause of this fucking bunny. What he'd go to? Bugs Bunny boot camp?
* Later on with the Guitar Guy as he tries to convince him to keep fighting.
'''Guitar Guy''': Come on, get him! He's the one that broke the couch.\\
'''Nerd''': Well, technically it's a futon.\\
'''Guitar Guy''': I don't care what it is! Get em! Boil those bunny balls!
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* Nerd finally having enough of Bugs Bunny and trying to jam a carrot into his mouth, getting some good punches in as he insults Bugs for being obsessed with carrots. As Bugs retaliates with an anvil gag, Nerd is stunned with floating Tweety Birds... that he starts to swat away.
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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | '''Season Four''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThirteen Season Thirteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeventeen Season Seventeen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]
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* The Nerd attempting to walk to his couch while holding the Famicom's controller only to knock the system over accidentally because of how short said controller's cord is, forcing him to sit on the floor with a grumpy look on his face.
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* Annoyed by the death-trap at the start of the game, the Nerd begins listing ways to make it [[UpToEleven even worse]]
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* Annoyed by the death-trap at the start of the game, the Nerd begins listing ways to make it [[UpToEleven even worse]]worse
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* His reaction to the game showing him a montage of Jane and John doing mundane things. Specifically, his reaction to John dropping off his mail.
-->'''AVGN:''' ''Come on''. Why is that important?
-->'''AVGN:''' ''Come on''. Why is that important?
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* Upon discovering ''Mario is Missing'' is educational:
--> '''Nerd''': I don't wanna be educated, I wanna rot my brain!
--> '''Nerd''': I don't wanna be educated, I wanna rot my brain!
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-->'''Narrator:''' Note, You must be 18 Years or over in order to take a look at this decision.
-->'''AVGN:''' "You gotta be 18? On the box it says 17! This is before the rating system, but what kinda fucked up rating is this? The Box says 17, but for this one part, you gotta be 18."
-->'''AVGN:''' "You gotta be 18? On the box it says 17! This is before the rating system, but what kinda fucked up rating is this? The Box says 17, but for this one part, you gotta be 18."
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-->'''Narrator:''' Note, You you must be 18 Years years or over in order to take a look at this decision.
-->'''AVGN:''' "You gotta be 18? On the box it says 17! This is before the rating system, but what kinda fucked up rating is this? TheBox box says 17, but for this one part, you gotta be 18."
-->'''AVGN:''' "You gotta be 18? On the box it says 17! This is before the rating system, but what kinda fucked up rating is this? The
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* The Nerd commenting on the ridiculous of Simon Belmont eating Pork Chops found by whipping walls open and admitting it would be if whipping the wall would do that in real life.
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* The Nerd commenting on the ridiculous of Simon Belmont eating Pork Chops found by whipping walls open and admitting it would be cool if whipping the wall would do that in real life.
