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* The beginning to his Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Angry Rant where he realizes that people would blame the game's creation on him and goes to beat the tar out of Corporate Commander for ruining his name.
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* The beginning to his Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Angry Rant where he realizes that people would blame the game's creation on him and goes to beat the tar out of Corporate Commander for ruining his name.name.
* In his review of [[http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/08/green-lantern-angry-review/ Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters]], he says that in Co-Opt your partner plays as Sinestro.
-->*cut to a clip of Sinestro whipping and insulting an alien*
--> Joe: ... when, when he was a good guy!
--> *cut to the same clip ... with a green filter*
* In his review of [[http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/08/green-lantern-angry-review/ Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters]], he says that in Co-Opt your partner plays as Sinestro.
-->*cut to a clip of Sinestro whipping and insulting an alien*
--> Joe: ... when, when he was a good guy!
--> *cut to the same clip ... with a green filter*
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* Man vs. Wild. Joe is running from a swarm of bees -- right into an alligator. Which proceeds to eat- sorry, "[[NeverSayDie incapacitate]]" him.
** Better yet, it happens TWICE.
* Just the way he ''says'' this quote in his Thor video game review:
-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Rageous")'']] tastes like cardboard and ass [[SeriousBusiness fruit rageous]]! They aren't even on the same plain!
** Better yet, it happens TWICE.
* Just the way he ''says'' this quote in his Thor video game review:
-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Rageous")'']] tastes like cardboard and ass [[SeriousBusiness fruit rageous]]! They aren't even on the same plain!
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* The ''[[ManVsWild Man vs. Wild. Wild]]'' game. Joe is running runs from a swarm of bees -- right bees--right into an alligator. Which proceeds to eat- sorry, eat--sorry, "[[NeverSayDie incapacitate]]" him.
** Better yet, it happensTWICE.
TWICE. ''In a row''.
* Just the way he ''says'' this quote in hisThor [[TheMightyThor Thor]] video game review:
-->'''Joe''':[[AdultChild Comparing God Of War ''GodOfWar'' to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds [holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' Pebbles] to the off brand ''(holds [holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Rageous")'']] Rageous"] [[SeriousBusiness tastes like cardboard and ass [[SeriousBusiness fruit rageous]]! ass]] [[ManChild Fruitrageous]]! They aren't even on the same plain!plane!
** Better yet, it happens
* Just the way he ''says'' this quote in his
-->'''Joe''':
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* Joe and the other guy(name escapes me) in the ''{{Left 4 Dead}}'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with the girl who's actually fighting the zombies.
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* Joe and the other guy(name escapes me) Tons Of Fun in the ''{{Left 4 Dead}}'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with the girl Emmers, who's actually fighting the zombies.
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-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Raegous")'']] Rageous")'']] tastes like cardboard and ass [[SeriousBusiness fruit rageous]]! They aren't even on the same plain!
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* Joe and the other guy(name escapes me) in the ''{{Left 4 Dead}}'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with the girl who's actually fighting the zombies.
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* Joe and the other guy(name escapes me) in the ''{{Left 4 Dead}}'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with the girl who's actually fighting the zombies.zombies.
* The beginning to his Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Angry Rant where he realizes that people would blame the game's creation on him and goes to beat the tar out of Corporate Commander for ruining his name.
* The beginning to his Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Angry Rant where he realizes that people would blame the game's creation on him and goes to beat the tar out of Corporate Commander for ruining his name.
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--> *cut to credits*
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--> *cut to credits*credits*
* Joe and the other guy(name escapes me) in the ''{{Left 4 Dead}}'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with the girl who's actually fighting the zombies.
* Joe and the other guy(name escapes me) in the ''{{Left 4 Dead}}'' review, arguing over who gets to protect and then repopulate the planet with the girl who's actually fighting the zombies.
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-->'''Joe:''' [[ThisIsSPARTA YOU CAN KARATE-KICK! HELICOPTERS!]] WHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU WANT?!
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-->'''Joe:''' [[ThisIsSPARTA YOU CAN KARATE-KICK! HELICOPTERS!]] WHAT THE FUCK MORE ELSE DO YOU WANT?!
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He wasn\'t that hammy when he said that.
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-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Raegous")'']] [[BuffySpeak tastes like cardboard ass]] and ass [[SeriousBusiness FRUIT RAEGOUS]]! [[LargeHam THEY AREN'T EVEN ON THE SAME PLAIN!]]fruit rageous]]! They aren't even on the same plain!
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** Now [[http://angryjoeshow.com/2010/08/the-dd-freakout/ animated for visual fun]].
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-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Raegous")'']] [[BuffySpeak tastes like cardboard ass]] [[SeriousBusiness FRUIT RAEGOUS]]! [[LargeHam THEY AREN'T EVEN ON THE SAME PLAIN!]]
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-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Raegous")'']] [[BuffySpeak tastes like cardboard ass]] [[SeriousBusiness FRUIT RAEGOUS]]! [[LargeHam THEY AREN'T EVEN ON THE SAME PLAIN!]]PLAIN!]]
* His description of the video game adaptation of ''HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallows'' Part 2.
-->'''Hagrid''': Yer a wizard, Harry!
--> *cut to credits*
* His description of the video game adaptation of ''HarryPotter and the Deathly Hallows'' Part 2.
-->'''Hagrid''': Yer a wizard, Harry!
--> *cut to credits*
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** Better yet, it happens TWICE.
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** Better yet, it happens TWICE.TWICE.
* Just the way he ''says'' this quote in his Thor video game review:
-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Raegous")'']] [[BuffySpeak tastes like cardboard ass]] [[SeriousBusiness FRUIT RAEGOUS]]! [[LargeHam THEY AREN'T EVEN ON THE SAME PLAIN!]]
* Just the way he ''says'' this quote in his Thor video game review:
-->'''Joe''': [[AdultChild Comparing God Of War to the God Of Thunder is like comparing the ''delicious'' and best cereal ''ever'', '''FRUITY PEBBLES''' ''(holds up a box of Fruity Pebbles)'' to the off brand ''(holds up a knockoff brand called "Fruit Raegous")'']] [[BuffySpeak tastes like cardboard ass]] [[SeriousBusiness FRUIT RAEGOUS]]! [[LargeHam THEY AREN'T EVEN ON THE SAME PLAIN!]]
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* Man vs. Wild. Joe is running from a swarm of bees -- right into an alligator. Which proceeds to eat- sorry, "[[NeverSayDie incapacitate]]" him.
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* Man vs. Wild. Joe is running from a swarm of bees -- right into an alligator. Which proceeds to eat- sorry, "[[NeverSayDie incapacitate]]" him.him.
** Better yet, it happens TWICE.
** Better yet, it happens TWICE.
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-->'''Joe:''' "The two player's an abomination unto ''[[LargeHam God our looord]]'', and may he have mercy on the souls involved with the creation of this game!"
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-->'''Joe:''' "The two player's an abomination unto ''[[LargeHam God our looord]]'', and may he He have mercy on the souls involved with the creation of this game!"
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-->'''Joe:''' FUCK YOU! We were fight over here, like MEN!
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-->'''Joe:''' FUCK YOU! We were fight fighting over here, like MEN!
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** "And if I see ONE MORE, just ''ONE MORE'' @#$%^&* reviewer compare this to the sacred hoverboard from ''BackToTheFuture'', I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET!!!"
** The two player mode.
-->'''Joe:''' "The two player's an abomination unto ''[[LargeHam God our looord]]'', and may he have mercy on the souls involved with the creation of this game!"
-->'''Subtitles:''' For they know not what they do!
** His complaint about the way the game has you hold hands with your opponent during any two player racing. Cut to Joe and his girlfriend playing, and in the middle of trying to duck and weave, she and Joe slam their heads together.
-->'''Joe:''' "F*ck, woman that's like the ''sixth time!''"
** The two player mode.
-->'''Joe:''' "The two player's an abomination unto ''[[LargeHam God our looord]]'', and may he have mercy on the souls involved with the creation of this game!"
-->'''Subtitles:''' For they know not what they do!
** His complaint about the way the game has you hold hands with your opponent during any two player racing. Cut to Joe and his girlfriend playing, and in the middle of trying to duck and weave, she and Joe slam their heads together.
-->'''Joe:''' "F*ck, woman that's like the ''sixth time!''"
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-->''EFF YO' BORDER!''BORDER!''
* Man vs. Wild. Joe is running from a swarm of bees -- right into an alligator. Which proceeds to eat- sorry, "[[NeverSayDie incapacitate]]" him.
* Man vs. Wild. Joe is running from a swarm of bees -- right into an alligator. Which proceeds to eat- sorry, "[[NeverSayDie incapacitate]]" him.
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** Hawke's Hidden Romance scene at the end.
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** Hawke's Hidden Romance scene at the end.end.
* During his ''HomeFront'' review, aside from mocking the AcceptableBreaksFromReality and WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief the game is trying to push on the player, he mentions that flashpoints around the world as battles would make the game better, including stressing for some kind of battle--ANY kind of battle--at the DMZ. What idea does he offer? A DANCE BATTLE!
-->''EFF YO' BORDER!''
* During his ''HomeFront'' review, aside from mocking the AcceptableBreaksFromReality and WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief the game is trying to push on the player, he mentions that flashpoints around the world as battles would make the game better, including stressing for some kind of battle--ANY kind of battle--at the DMZ. What idea does he offer? A DANCE BATTLE!
-->''EFF YO' BORDER!''
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** Hidden Hawke Romance scene at the end.
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** Hawke's Hidden Hawke Romance scene at the end.
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-->'''Who shall lead the blight back to glory? Will it be Carl, the Archdemon's brother? Or will it be Stan, that guy down the street who once stole candy from a baby?'''
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-->'''Who shall lead the blight back to glory? Will it be Carl, the Archdemon's brother? Or will it be Stan, that guy down the street who once stole candy from a baby?'''baby?'''
** Hidden Hawke Romance scene at the end.
** Hidden Hawke Romance scene at the end.
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-->'''Corporate Commander:''' Hmmm, who can be in the new Marvel vs. Capcom lineup? Um, I know! MODOK! I love MODOK! ...What? Put him in anyway!
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-->'''Corporate Commander:''' Hmmm, who can be in the new Marvel vs. Capcom lineup? Um, I know! MODOK! I love MODOK! ...What? Put him in anyway!anyway!
* His Darkspawn routine during the DragonAge 2 review. All of it pretty good but especially:
-->'''Who shall lead the blight back to glory? Will it be Carl, the Archdemon's brother? Or will it be Stan, that guy down the street who once stole candy from a baby?'''
* His Darkspawn routine during the DragonAge 2 review. All of it pretty good but especially:
-->'''Who shall lead the blight back to glory? Will it be Carl, the Archdemon's brother? Or will it be Stan, that guy down the street who once stole candy from a baby?'''
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* From the Marvel vs. Capcom 3, Joe continuously wonders why so much content got cut from the game. Each time, cue Corp Commander shruggingly commanding, "Don't need it."
** Also from that review, Joe is downright confused about some of the choices in the cast line up.
-->'''Corporate Commander:''' Hmmm, who can be in the new Marvel vs. Capcom lineup? Um, I know! MODOK! I love MODOK! ...What? Put him in anyway!
** Also from that review, Joe is downright confused about some of the choices in the cast line up.
-->'''Corporate Commander:''' Hmmm, who can be in the new Marvel vs. Capcom lineup? Um, I know! MODOK! I love MODOK! ...What? Put him in anyway!
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* GEISHA. JOE. Just...Geisha Joe.
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* GEISHA. JOE. Just...[[http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2011/03/top-5-shogun-2 Geisha Joe.]]
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** There's also the part where "The Bad" shoots down different versions of Angry Joe. I always choke on this one:
-->'''Mexican!Joe:''' *Head pops up from the bottom of the screen, looks around confused* ''Oya, que passo!?'' *Is shot* ''OYAAA!!!''
-->'''Mexican!Joe:''' *Head pops up from the bottom of the screen, looks around confused* ''Oya, que passo!?'' *Is shot* ''OYAAA!!!''
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* His opening joke for his ''ResidentEvilAfterlife'' was simple, yet sublime. Wesker pulls off his sunglasses and throws them in slow-mo at the camera. Cut to Joe being hit in the face with the sunglasses. "What the FUCK!?"
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* [[{{Kinectimals}} "Ready to play kick-ball, Tiger. I don't like to lose." *cocks gun*]]
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* His ENTIRE review of Sonic Free Riders.
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** Additionally, Joe mimicking Alex Mercer's bio-mass absorption technique... then [[PottyEmergency having to get rid of the extra mass]].
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* Trying to be "Average Joe" at the [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/28216-blistered-thumbs-open-discussion Blistered Thumbs discussion video]]. He winced at the ''{{Terminator}} Salvation'' and ''IronMan2'' tie-in games, but doesn't actually flip, but when ''KaneAndLynch 2: Dog Days'' appears, his BerserkButton was pressed.
--> '''Joe:''' [[ItsShortSoItSucks FOUR HOURS??! FOUR HOURS??! ARE YOU SEROUS? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY SIXTY DOLLARS FOR THIS GAME THAT'S ONLY FOUR HOURS LONG, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA PEDDLE DLC BULLSHIT TO ME? ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?]]
--> '''Joe:''' [[ItsShortSoItSucks FOUR HOURS??! FOUR HOURS??! ARE YOU SEROUS? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY SIXTY DOLLARS FOR THIS GAME THAT'S ONLY FOUR HOURS LONG, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA PEDDLE DLC BULLSHIT TO ME? ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND?]]
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-->'''Joe:''' FUCK YOU! We were fight over here, like MEN!
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* No mention of Joe's epic freak-out when LordKat kill-steals a demon he was fighting in one of Spoony's D&D games?
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Tycho and Gabe did it first.
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* Angry Joe's ShoutOut to PennyArcade in his review of {{Prototype}} is summed up thusly:{{Prototype}}:
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-->'''Joe:''' ''Wha..? One button controls the whole thing? Why... Why would someone need that..?''
-->'''* An image of a [[AccidentalInnuendo guy ringing a large bell]] that he's holding [[ADateWithRosiePalms right before his crotch]] appears* '''
--> '''Joe:''' ''* Totally disgusted* Aaaugh! AAAUGH!''
* Not to mention his reaction in... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge1iwDXcX2g this.]]
** Angry Joe [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/aj/ajs/13236-youmacon02#CommentForm outnerding an entire anime convention panel]]
* Angry Joe's review of Red Dead Redemption is chock-full of them, but [[AuntZelda this troper's]] favorite was when he said that the game offers Poker and the video cut to him, another man, and a Saloon Gal playing poker, [[spoiler: to the tune of LadyGaga 's Poker Face.]]
* Angry Joe's review of {{Prototype}} is summed up thusly:
-->'''Joe:''' [[ThisIsSPARTA YOU CAN KARATE-KICK! HELICOPTERS!]] WHAT THE FUCK MORE DO YOU WANT?!
