History Funny / TheAngryJoeShow

-->'''Joe:''' You know what they should do? They should add a mode to the game where you actually control ''the velocity and direction of your throw-up'', because that is what you're gonna do after you play a few matches.

-->'''Subtitles:''' For they know not what they do!

** We then see Joe trying to select a level with a fiery, magma-looking setting. After about 30 seconds of him trying and failing the aforementioned voice command (saying "magma" repeatedly to no response), on top of him being unable to manually swipe to the level (sometimes accidentally swiping in the ''opposite'' direction), he finally manages to get to the level...and sees that it ''does'' have "magma" in its name, at which point he devolves into full-on {{angrish}}.

-->'''Joe:''' "Well, the two player's an abomination unto ''[[LargeHam Goood, Our Lord]]'', and may He have mercy on the souls involved with the creation of this game!"

** His complaint about the way the game has you hold hands with your opponent during any two player racing. Cut to Joe and his girlfriend playing, and in the middle of trying to duck and weave, she and Joe slam their heads together.
-->'''Joe:''' "F*ck, woman that's like the ''sixth time!''"

-->'''Joe:''' "It's like the developers of ''Sonic Free Riders''--''(pulls out a piece of paper)''--didn't get the f@#$ing memo on how to create a menu with Kinect! That or they ''did'' get the memo, and they just took it and WIPED THEIR ''FUCKING ASS'' WITH IT AND THEN JUST THREW IT IN OUR FACE! ''(does just that)''.
-->'''Joe:''' "'But Joe! They created voice commands on the menu!' OH, REALLY, ''FOOL?!?'' Well, maybe YOU can tell ME why THEY require US to say the name of the button but then don't even display the NAMES OF THE F@#$ING BUTTONS ON THE MENU ''UNTIL YOU HAVE IT SELECTED!!!''"

-->'''Joe:''' "You know what they should do? They should add a mode to the game where you actually control ''the velocity and direction of your throw-up'', because that is what you're gonna do after you play a few matches."

-->'''Joe:''' "My-my eyebrows are sweating; I F@#$ING HATE when my eyebrows sweat!"

'''Joe:''' ''(utterly defeated)'' No, the whole thing just crashed...I defeated it, and it crashed...\\

** Also, the start and ending of the review, where [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible the game was so bad that]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation it completely broke Joe down into catatonia]]. Considering how the "theme" of the game was using MindRape powers on enemies, it seemed the game had actually GoneHorriblyRight in what it was trying to accomplish.

--->'''Joe:''' What the fuck?! ''How'' did you get your fucking ''toe'' stuck in a fucking ''rock'', Joe?!\\

'''Joe:''' '''''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUCCK!! FUCK, I HAD HER!! YOU CRASHED?!!!'''''

'''Joe:''' '''''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUCCK!! FUCK, I HAD HER!! YOU CRASHED?!!!'''''

--->'''Alex:''' What happened? Did the batteries die?

'''Joe:''' ''(utterly defeated)'' No, the whole thing just crashed...I defeated it, and it crashed...
''*deep breath*''

*** After they restart the game, a brief WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties blurb]] that reads "OJ broke the stream" appears, with goofy music playing.

'''Joe:''' '''''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUUUCCK!! FUCK, I HAD HER!!'''''

** Their reactions to Kong [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqt8fWLqOdI&t=7549 jumping right through a mountain]] when Joe uses a finishing move on a glitched enemy.