History Funny / TheAbridgedSeries

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[[folder: GGundam]]

[[folder: Code Geass]]

-->* flashback*

-->'''Britannian Soldier:''' "I have a better idea." * blasts resistance tank*

-->* Lancelot Falcon Punches Tamaki's mech's head off*
-->'''Tamaki:''' "Oh God it's [[TwentyFour KIEFER]]!!!"

** Jan Valentine escaping Seras' grab.

--->'''Jan''': ...uh, no?

* Episode 10 - A Fishy Tale

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* Funny/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesDeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv

* Funny/DeathNoteAbridged

* Box of Danger's ''WebOriginal/PokemonTheAbridgedSeries'':

* Box of Danger's ''PokemonTheAbridgedSeries'':

And now, Teamfourstar (Yes, that [[DragonballAbridged Teamfourstar]]) has their own abridged series [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4 here]]-
* In the first episode, Alucard quickly becomes a "crowning character of funny".
** The BaitAndSwitchCredits involving OnePiece.
** During the first few minutes of the series, [[spoiler:Alucard kills [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]].]] Also doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.
-->'''[[spoiler:Edward Cullen]]: [[spoiler:(Answers the door) Who is it?]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Alucard]]: [[spoiler: Oh, you know (Shoots Edward Cullen) A real fuckin' vampire!]]
** Alucard annoying Seras to "take the shot".
*** "There! I took the fucking shot! She's dead! There's blood everywhere!"
** This exchange-
-->'''Vampire Priest''': Are you mocking me?
-->'''Alucard''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, no. No, no, no, no...]] (Scoffs) Yeah! (Shoots the vampire priest.)
** "Sorry about that whole shooting you thing. But, I know if you look deep into your heart...Which is currently all over that tree..."
*** "Aww, geez, you look like a puppy. A blond eviscerated puppy."
** The "field report"-
-->'''Integra''': So, that's your field report?
-->'''Alucard''': Yup.
-->'''Integra''': You went for walk in the forest at midnight?
-->'''Alucard''': Yup.
-->'''Integra''': You killed a homicidal vampire priest?
-->'''Alucard''': Dead.
-->'''Integra''': And then you turned someone into a vampire who happened to be a
-->'''Both''': Big tittied police girl.
** "I take enthusiastic walks."
*** "And kill homicidal vampire priests..."
*** "''Very'' enthusiastic walks."
** "Hey, Police Girl! Police Girl! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there's like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like HouseOfTheDead only, like, 100 times more awesome!"
*** Made even funnier due to the whole scene showing Seras with a bored look on her face rather than Alucard's joy-fueled carnage.
** ''All'' of the interaction between Alucard and Anderson.
* In Episode 2, Alucard continues his reign as the King of funny.
** Alucard reports back about his mission in Japan.
--> '''Alucard''': "Eh, I'd say about ninety-nine... Point nine percent done..."
--> *[[HighSchoolOfTheDead While a high school is opening up.]]*

** This exchange between Alucard and Luke.
--> '''Luke''': I'm Luke Valentine.
--> '''Alucard''': [[SarcasmMode And I'm]] CarmenSandiego [[SarcasmMode GUESS WHERE I AM!]]
--> '''Luke''': I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here.
--> '''Alucard''': Oh, [[SarcasmMode so am I]], and I'm failing, and [[BlatantLies I'm sorry for that]]. It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father.
--> 'Points their weapons at each other'
--> '''Alucard''': Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?

** Alucard watching ''AdventureTime''.
** Somehow, Jan is even ''more'' hilarious than he is in the actual series.
-->'''Jan''': Ah, what the hell. Skull-fucks for everyone! Come here, Ghoul! (Ghoul groans)

** The ''entire'' scene where the Convention Of Twelve discuss where the budget's money went which involves Alucard painting Integra's father's car red with goat's blood, picking up a hooker named "Candi", and crashing said car into a Dairy Queen.
** Alucard's line at the end. "BITCH! I EAT PEOPLE!".

--> '''Alucard''': Be a good sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?

--> '''Alucard''': Oh, [[SarcasmMode So am I]], and I'm failing, and [[BlatantLies I'm sorry for that]]. It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father.

* [[{{Funny/ptitle97kv0fhw}} Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged]]

* ''CodeGeass: The Abridged Series'' has one of many in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRskodY_GtA&feature=related episode 2]]

[[folder: Death Note]]
* ''DeathNoteAbridged'':
** [[http://www.youtube.com/user/teamdn?blend=1&ob=4 Team Dattebayo's series]]:
** [[{{Shinigami}} Ryuk]] is introduced with [[MichaelJackson "Thriller"]] as his theme song.
*** Although that might be more of a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** The TakeThat to FourKidsEntertainment:
--> '''Raye:''' We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches...
--> '''[[HeroicSociopath Light]]:''' [[KickTheSonOfABitch GET ON THE TRAIN!!!]]
** The [[RunningGag running gags]] on L's [[BunnyEarsLawyer quirky habits]]:
-->'''Matsuda:''' Why are you using so much sugar?
--> '''L:''' I have diabetes.
--> '''Matsuda:''' Then maybe you shouldn't use that much sugar...
--> '''L:''' Excuse me, WHICH one of us has diabetes?!
*** and:
-->'''Light:''' Why are you sitting like that?
-->'''L:''' I have scoliosis.
-->'''Light:''' Then maybe you shouldn't sit like that.
-->'''L:''' [[MeddlingParents You guys... quit trying to live my life.]]
** Light is invited to taskforce headquarters:
-->'''Matsuda:''' Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now.
** "Attention, faggot: My Mustache is telling you to shut your f*cking mouth!"
** [[BerserkButton "We're out of cake."]]
-->'''L:''' * TheScream* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** Light admits that he "could" be Kira:
--> '''Souichiro:''' You're Kira? How dare you dishonor our family like this. You are so grounded, mister!
** Confinement:
--> '''Light:''' Ryuuzaki! You've got to let me out of here!
--> '''L:''' You've only been in there for twenty-five minutes.
*** and:
--> '''L:''' Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys?
** Light and L are [[ChainedHeat chained]] [[ChainsOfLove together]]:
--> '''Misa:''' Wait, you ''like'' this don't you! My boyfriend is GAY!
** Ryuk's Spaceland T-shirt.
** After Light's mother asks him if he wants dinner
-->'''Sayu:''' Ooh, I know! You could take one of my potato chips...''[[MemeticMutation and eat it!]]''
-->'''Light:''' SHUT THE F*CK UP, THAT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=03389DC24AABE458 1KidsEntertainment's]] Series:
** FridgeLogic on how L isn't as ProperlyParanoid as he's really supposed to be:
--> '''L:''' If any of you should attempt to jump Watari to find out my location or identity I should warn you that he is a Kung-Fu master.
--> '''Watari:''' L, I am NOT a Kung-Fu master.
** The trap:
--> '''Lind L Taylor:''' My name, once again is Lind L. Taylor. L-I-N-D L. T-A... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial This is not a trap...]]
-->'''Ryuk:''' You've just been [[RickRoll Rick Rolled]].
-->'''Light:''' * {{FacePalm}}* I noticed.
*** And later there's L singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"� through the voice synthesizer.
** L's inner monologue on how he plans "to get close to" Kira:
-->'''L:''' Ideally I would get close to Kira. For all I know he might be a really swell guy. We can go for walks in the park, play competitive sports, and maybe some other stuff... [[FreudianSlipperySlope Woah, where did that come from? That could be nice. Oh yeah... I know what move I'm going to make!]]
** (Hey, don't miss the [[YaoiGuys Yaoi]]:)
--> '''Light''' (singing): ''It must have been when you were kissing me!''
--> '''L:''' The probability that you are Kira just went up ever so slightly.
** [[BlatantLies Light invents a girlfriend as an excuse for staying out late]]:
--> '''Sachiko:''' Oh Light, I didn't realize... you see your father and I... Well you can't ''BLAME'' for thinking it...
-->'''Light:''' [[TransparentCloset Well you're wrong! WRONG I TELL YOU!!!]] * weeping and door slams*
** [[{{Wangst}} Quit whining:]]
--> '''Light:''' I can't take it anymore!
--> '''L''': YOU can't take it anymore! You're not the one who had to go a week without sleep to watch lame camera footage of you reading inappropriate magazines from sixty different camera angles... because You wanted to break the law. So don't tell me you can't take it anymore, Light Yagami.
** This:
--> '''Light:''' I need to go use the deathroom... I mean restnote... I mean... I just gotta go.
--> '''L:''' Well don't hold it in.
** Misa is arrested as the Second Kira:
--> '''L:''' Watari, is she talking?
--> '''Watari:''' [[PityTheKidnapper She never]] ''[[PityTheKidnapper stops]]'' [[PityTheKidnapper talking! I already have a headache just from driving her around and it's only a block from where we arrested her!]]
--> '''L:'''... I see what you mean. Watari, ''please'' shut her up!
** Misa wants Rem to kill her:
-->'''Rem:''' [[CaptainObvious If I kill you]] [[OverlyLongGag then you will die.]]
** Light's EpicFail at Spyspeak:
-->'''Light:''' [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Now I just have to endure]] [[LoudOfWar a week of Ryuk without being able to respond to him...]] and I just have to subtly fit the phrase "get rid of it" into conversation the next time L talks to me.
-->''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment One month of confinement and Ryuk's endless whining later...]]''
--> '''L:''' Oh hey Light I forgot you were in there...
--> '''Light:''' '''[+++ [[ThisIsSparta GET RID OF IT!!!!]]+++ ]'''
* As DeadBabyComedy as it is, "I was just practicing falling sideways out of my chair. It seems like it'll come in handy later."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/user/dogface701 Dogface701's series:]]
** TemptingFate:
-->'''Light:''' ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!
** [[{{Shinigami}} Death God]] Ryuk [[GreenAesop does his part to save the planet:]]"Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no [[PrecisionFStrike f_ing]] trees!"
** Light bonds with his little sister:
-->'''Light:''' ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people.
-->'''Sayu:''' Awesome! Can I have a DeathNote too?
-->'''Light:''' [[NeverBeAHero No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.]]
** "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which [[NukeEm sets off the atom bomb]] under the house [[NoKillLikeOverkill killing everyone within a 50 mile radius.]]"
** Stalked by the F.B.I.:
-->'''Ryuk:''' Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.
-->'''Light:''' Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!
-->'''Ryuk:''' No, not me!
-->'''Light:''' Oh. A rapist?
** [+ [[WithCatlikeTread "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"]]+ ]
** Ryuk's LampshadeHanging: "But hey, [[EvilGloating be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying,]] because surely there are no surveillance cameras [[IdiotBall IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!]]"
** SomebodyElsesProblem:
-->'''Raye Penber:''' I'm dying! Somebody help me!
-->'''Random Pedestrian 1:''' [[{{Wangst}} Shut up]] {{Emo}}!
-->'''Random Pedestrian 2:''' [[SomebodyElsesProblem We have problems too, you know.]]
** Poor Light...
-->'''Ryuk:''' Say, whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?
''[Post-traumatic flashback of DomesticAbuse]''
-->'''Yuri:''' '''''[[{{Yandere}} FLOWERS... AND NO CHOCOLATE?!!!]]''''' [/end flashback]
-->'''Ryuk:''' Did you just piss yourself?
-->'''Light:''' Shut up, Ryuk! [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday At least I like women!]]
** [[DeadBabyComedy Light and Naomi:]]
-->'''Light:''' ''It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira...'' Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancé was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him...
-->'''Naomi:''' * crying* I did my best! I did my best!
-->'''Light:''' [[SuicideAsComedy Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.]]
-->'''Ryuk:''' That was the most [[PrecisionFStrike f__ed]] up thing I've ever seen-[[EvenEvilHasStandards and I'm a Death God!]]
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[[folder: Metal Gear Solid: The Abridged Snakes]]
* MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes
** "NOTHING IS BULLETPROOF! NOW STOP USING YOUR SORCERY AND DIE LIKE A MAN!"
** "God DAMN that's ineffective!"
** "The DARPA chief is dead. I don't think he was familiar with hyperbole."
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[[folder: Princess Tutu]]
* ''PrincessTutuAbridged''
** "When I think about Rue and Tutu, I get different feelings. [[GirlOnGirlIsHot When I think about them both at the same time]], I get an even ''different'' feeling."
** From [[MusicalEpisode episode 12]] (to the tune of "Anything You Can Do")..."Flashback duck!" "Holy crap!" "Flashback duck!" "I'm a SAP!" "Flashback duck!" "Oh snap, OH SNAP~"
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-->'''[[spoiler:Alucard]]: [[spoiler: Oh, you know(Shoots Edward Cullen) A real fuckin' vampire!]]

[[folder: Vision Of Escaflowne Abridged]]
* After being confronted that his claims that the deaths of two soldiers pushed Folken to defect sounded suspicious, considering he was responsible for [[AMillionIsAStatistic killing thousands of his kinsmen by masterminding the invasions of several countries]], he pointed out they were [[FetishFuel Incestuous, Bisexual, Identical Twin, Ninja Catgirls with Big Breasts]]. This instantly convinces the entire room.
* This Exchange:
--->'''Allen:''' Wait, this is crossing the line? Going over to Zaibach, invading Fanelia and Fried, killing your mentor, kidnapping and drugging you. All that stuff was cool, but this is eternal vengeance territory?
--->'''Van:''' Is there a problem with that?
--->'''Allen:''' Just making sure I understand you.
* Dornkirk and Folken. All the time.
--> '''Folken''': I beg your pardon my lord, I must have something stupid in my ear. Because it sounds like you just said you ''didn't'' expect an equal and opposite reaction!
--> '''Dornkirk''': Nope.
-->(beat)
-->'''Folken''': Sir, with all due respect... '''You're''' [[spoiler:'''ISAAC FUCKING NEWTON!''']]
-->(beat)
-->'''Dornkirk''': [[RunningGag So...]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint found the dragon yet]]?
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[[folder: Legend of Zelda]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/adamwestslapdog Ocarina Of Time Abridged]]'':
-->Link: Oh man! What they throw me in prison for?
-->Navi: [[SarcasmMode Well gee. I wonder...]]
-->//seconds earlier//
-->Link: Ladies, say hello to Mr. Penis!
-->Link: Oh, come on! That's just how guys say hello.
-->Navi: No, it isn't. That's how crazy people say "Please arrest me"
** Or how Ganondorf's FaceHeelTurn:
-->Ganondorf: You see, the crime rate in Hyrule has gotten so low that the king is going to have to let some of his guards go. So, in order to improve the economy, I have become...''a criminal!''
-->Link: Let me get this straight...you're being evil...to be nice?
-->Ganondorf: Yes!
** Or the ItemGet
--> Link(singing to the tune): I got a sword! I got a rupee! I got another rupee! I got a shield! I got a stick!
--> Navi: Okay, that DOES IT! IT'S A '''STICK'''! '''NO ONE''' GETS THAT EXCITED OVER A '''STICK'''! The sword I can understand, and ''maybe'' the shield, BUT IT'S A '''STICK'''! If you do that '''one more time''', I'm going to kick you in the kidneys until you pee blood, then I'm going to stick your face in it and make you drink it!
--> [later]
--> Mido: ...from now on, we're enemies.
--> Link(singing to the tune again): I made an enemy!
--> [sounds of kicking and grunts of pain] //trust me you really dont want to see this//
--> Link: Aah! My kidneys!
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[[folder: Haruhi Suzumiya]]
* ''{{The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya}}'' has some wonderful ones in episode 2.
-->'''Haruhi:''' Ya-hoo-oo!
-->'''Kyon:''' * ''thinking''* What the hell was that?!
** And then later...
-->'''Haruhi:''' * ''walks in''* [[SoundEffectBleep * bleep** bleep** bleep** bleep** bleep* ]][[ClusterFBomb * bleep** bleep** bleep** bleep** bleep** bleep** bleep* ]]
-->'''Kyon:''' So I'm guessing it didn't go out too well?
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