History Funny / TerminatorDarkFate

* When Grace arrives in the present naked and disoriented, a young couple tries to help her up. Some cops try to arrest all three of them until [[CurbStompBattle Grace kicks their asses]]. The couple thanks her, but she compares their sizes and says not to thank her. Cut to Grace wearing the man's clothes and driving away in their truck. The man, in his underwear, testily tells his girlfriend next time, they won't help strangers.

--->'''Carl:''' I am reliable, a very good listener, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TheComicallySerious extremely funny]].

'''Grace:''' At least my face is still intact!

'''[[DeadpanSnarker Sarah]]:''' Right, otherwise this might be dangerous.

** The sight of him casually handing bottles of beer to the trio.

* To break Grace's fever, Sarah and Dani put her on a bed in a motel room and pour ice cubes on her. Dani asks why they didn't do this in the bathtub, to Sarah simply responds with, "Have you ''seen'' the bathtub?"

* Grace then attempts to get drugs from a pharmacy to counteract her fever, holding the pharmacist at gunpoint, and ends up stumbling into the back room to find the drugs herself. The way that she speaks in that moment makes her sound like she's a drug addict with a hangover.

* When Grace arrives in the present naked and disoriented, a young couple tries to help her up. Some cops try to arrest all three of them until Grace kicks their asses. The couple thanks her, but she compares their sizes and says not to thank her. Cut to Grace wearing the man's clothes and driving away in their truck. The man, in his underwear, testily tells his girlfriend next time, they won't help strangers.

-->''[[PrecisionFStrike "Son of a bitch!"]]''
* To break Grace's fever, Sarah and Dani put her on a motel's bed and pour ice cubes on her. Dani asks why they didn't do this in the bathtub. Sarah simply responds with, "Have you ''seen'' the bathtub?".
* Sarah destroys Dani's phone to ensure that the Rev-9 can't track her, then reveals that she didn't even need to do that because she keeps her own phone wrapped in chip packets. [[BrickJoke Then Carl tells Sarah that he'd anticipated she would do such a thing and worked around it, meaning Sarah was right all along when she destroyed Dani's phone without realizing it.]]

* Dani returns to the motel room and realizes Sarah has locked her out, Sarah responds snarkily:
--> '''Sarah:''' Sometimes, Moms and Dads have to have grown-up discussions.
* Grace borrows Sarah's phone to try to find where the "For John" messages are coming from and creatively [[AvertedTrope averts]] using TechnoBabble to explain how she hacks it.
--> '''Grace:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Future shit.]]
* Sarah is thrown at Grace matter of factly stating they can just drive from Mexico to Texas.
-->'''Sarah''': You want to cross the Mexican border with an undocumented Mexican national and a woman who had her own episode of ''Series/AmericasMostWanted''?
* Despite the extremely dark nature of his role as John Connor's killer-turned-TheAtoner, Carl the T-800 provides a lot of levity in the latter half of the film:

** While the rest of the scene is a TearJerker due to Sarah's understandable rage-filled guilt over meeting the Terminator that killed John Connor, his demeanor is still TheComicallySerious as per tradition:
--->''(Sarah shoots him in the chest three times, as Carl barely reacts if at all)''\\

'''Sarah:''' ''(exasperated)'' ''It's a '''Terminator!'''''
** ''"I am reliable. A very good listener. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And]] [[TheComicallySerious extremely funny]]."''
** When the group learns that Carl's wife and son don't know he's a Terminator, Sarah incredulously asks how Alicia doesn't notice he weighs 400 pounds. Carl says their relationship isn't physical.

--->''There’s much more to it than just picking the right colour. It’s the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted to have a solid color drapes in a little girl's room. I said '[[SeriousBusiness DON’T DO IT]]'. You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons."''

* The Rev-9 even gets a couple, in spite of him being a terrifying ImplacableMan:
** This exchange, as he impersonates a Mexico border patrol officer and walks through a metal detector.

'''Metal detector officer:''' [[DoubleEntendre Save it for the ladies.]]
*** The metal detector officer is ''also'' [[CastingGag played by the same person who got his eye stabbed through by the T-1000.]] Poor guy just can't catch a break.
** Right after losing the heroes and falling off an aircraft, he lands right on top of some poor bastard's shed. He gets up and walks it off like nothing, with a half-assed apology. [[CallBack And Dwight Yoakam's "Guitars, Cadillacs" plays during this scene.]]
** His introduction has a minor one that doubles as NightmareFuel: once he's sent back in time, he comes across a witness. Rather than just slicing her head off immediately, he actually just walks up, says "Buenos dias", and casually uses his liquid metal skin to copy the clothing she's holding, all with a friendly smile on his face. All while said witness goes "what in the actual fuck is this thing". ''And the Rev-9 still lets her live.'' And since he only had a shirt to work with, this means he was walking around bare-assed for awhile.
** After massacring the border guards who piled upon him, he tries to pass off as innocent to the police outside saying "I prayed more in five minutes than I have my whole life.".
* Right before cutting a strap keeping a humvee from falling off a dam:

* To break Grace's fever, Sarah and Dani put her on a motel's bed and pour ice cubes on her. Dani asks why they didn't do this in the bathtub. Sarah asks, "Have you ''seen'' the bathtub?" implying the bathtub was filthy.

--->''There’s much more to it than just picking the right colour. It’s the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wantedto have a solid color drapes in a little girl's room. I said '[[SeriousBusiness DON’T DO IT]]'. You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons."''

--->''There’s much more to it than just picking the right colour. It’s the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted a solid color drapes in a little girl's room. I said '[[SeriousBusiness DON’T DO IT]]'. You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons."''

** Before the team set off, he picks up [[CallBack the iconic sunglasses]] in the bathroom...and then put it back down. You certainly expect he'll wear it for the nostalgia right?

--->'''Front desk officer:''' Expect a big ping, brother.\\
'''Rev-9:''' [[ExactWords My whole body's a weapon.]]\\

** After massacring the border guards who piled up on him, he tries to pass off as innocent to the police outside saying "I prayed more in five minutes than I have my whole life.".

'''Sarah:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Right, otherwise this might be dangerous.]]

** After massacring the border guards who piled up on him, he tries to pass off as innocent to the police outside saying "I'm not religious, but I prayed like never before inside there".

-->'''Sarah''': You want to cross the Mexican border with an undocumented illegal immigrant and a woman who had her own episode of ''Series/AmericasMostWanted''?

* When Grace fights the Rev-9 in a car factory, the former [[DropTheHammer sledgehammers]] the latter's head multiple times onto the ground. To stop this barrage of hammer shots, the Rev-9 uses his liquid component to glue the back of his head onto her sledgehammer. So, when she raises it again for another swing, she drags him back up into action. Her OhCrap expression sells this mistake.
* Sarah just pulled a BigDamnHeroes moment, saving Dani and Grace from the Rev-9 with her weapons and van. The two then proceed to get into her van and drive away, with Sarah only noticing after inspecting the bottom of a bridge for the Rev-9's liquid component she attempted to kill.

** And later, Carl notes that "If you're going to keep your phone in a bag of potato chips, ''keep it'' in a bag of potato chips.

** When Grace questions why five chip packets, Sarah just responds that she likes them.

-->'''Sarah''': You want to cross the Mexican border with an underage undocumented illegal and a woman who had her own episode of ''Series/AmericasMostWanted''?

** Once Carl reunites with the women before the LastStand:

* Right before cutting a strap keeping a humvee from falling off a dam.

** And later, Carl notes that "If you're keeping your phone in chip packets, just keep them this way".

** Right before cutting a strap keeping a humvee from falling off a dam
--->'''Grace:''' Strap in\\
'''Sarah''' Right, otherwise this might be dangerous.

'''Grace''' Strap in

* To break Grace's fever, Sarah and Dani put her on a motel's bed and pour ice cubes on her. Dani asks why they didn't do this in the bathtub. Sarah asks, "Have you ''seen'' the bathtub?" Implying the bathtub was filthy.