History Funny / TerminatorDarkFate

--->'''Carl:''' You look like hell.\\

* Grace borrows Sarah's phone to try to find where the "For John" messages are coming from and creatively [[AvertedTrope averts]] using TechnoBabble.

* Sarah destroys Dani's phone to ensure that the Rev-9 can't track her, then reveals that she didn't even need to do that because she keeps her own phone wrapped in chip packets. [[BrickJoke Then Carl tells Sarah that he'd anticipated she would do such a thing and worked around it, meaning Sarah was right all along when she destroyed Dani's phone without realising it.]]

* When Grace fights the Rev-9 in a car factory, the former [[DropTheHammer sledgehammers]] the latter's head multiple times onto the ground. To stop this barrage of hammer shots, the Rev-9 uses his liquid component to glue the back of his head onto her sledgehammer. So, when she raises it again from another swing, she drags him back up into action. Her OhCrap expression sells this mistake.

'''Grace:''' At least my face is still intact!\\
* Sarah destroys Dani's phone to ensure that the Rev-9 can't track her, then reveals that she didn't even need to do that because she keeps her own phone wrapped in chip packets. Then Carl tells Sarah that he'd anticipated she would do such a thing and worked around it, meaning Sarah was right all along when she destroyed Dani's phone without realising it.
** When Grace questions why five chip packets, Sarah just responds that she likes them.
** And later, Carl notes that "If you're keeping your phone in chip packets, just keep them this way".

** ''"I am reliable. A very good listener. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And extremely funny]]."''

** His introduction has a minor one that doubles as NightmareFuel: once he's sent back in time, he comes across a witness. Rather than just slicing her head off immediately, he actually just walks up, says "Buenos dias", and casually uses his liquid metal skin to copy the clothing she's holding, all with a friendly smile on his face. All while said witness goes "what in the actual fuck is this thing". ''And the Rev-9 still lets her live.''

--->'''Carl''': These weapons will be vital to protect my family. Also... [[EverythingIsBigInTexas this is Texas.]]

--->'''Carl''': These weapons will be vital to protect my family. Also...[[EverythingIsBigInTexas this is Texas.]]

-->'''Carl''': These weapons will be vital to protect my family. Also...[[EverythingIsBigInTexas this is Texas.]]

-->''(Sarah shoots him in the chest three times, as Carl barely reacts if at all)''\\
'''Carl''': [[CaptainObvious This will be very hard to explain to Alicia.]]\\
'''Sarah''': ''(exasperated)'' ''It's a '''Terminator!'''''

** Carl's extended monologue/rant about the specifics of drapery.
--> ''There’s much more to it than just picking the right color. It’s the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted a solid color drapes in a little girl's room. I said “[[SeriousBusiness DON’T DO IT]]. You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons."''
** There's a brief shot of Dani looking slightly dazed after this, as if after all that's happened to her over the last few days, ''this'' is the thing she's having the most trouble comprehending.

** Right after losing the heroes and falling off an aircraft, he lands right on top of some poor bastard's shed. He gets up and walks it off like nothing, with a half-assed apology.

** His introduction has a minor one that doubles as NightmareFuel: once he's sent back in time, he comes across a witness. Rather than just slicing her head off immediately, he actually just walks up, says "Buenos dias", and casually uses his liquid metal skin to copy the clothing she's holding, all with a friendly smile on his face. All while said witness goes "what in the actual fuck is this thing". ''And the Rev-9 still lets her live.''

** ''"I am reliable. A very good listener. And extremely funny."''

** His introduction has a minor one that doubles as NightmareFuel: once he's sent back in time, he comes across a witness. Rather than just slicing her head off immediately, he actually just walks up, says "Buenos dias", and just casually copies the clothing she's holding, all with a friendly smile on his face. All while said witness goes "what in the actual fuck is this thing". ''And the Rev-9 still lets her live.''

* The Rev-9 even gets one - right after losing the heroes and falling off an aircraft, he lands right on top of some poor bastard's shed. He gets up and walks it off like nothing, with a half-assed apology.

*** There's a brief shot of Dani looking slightly dazed after this, as if after all that's happened to her over the last few days, ''this'' is the thing she's having the most trouble comprehending.

** There's a brief shot of Dani looking slightly dazed after this, as if after all that's happened to her over the last few days, ''this'' is the thing she's having the most trouble comprehending.

* A couple to do with Carl:

** While the rest of the scene is a TearJerker due to Sarah's understandable rage-filled guilt over [[spoiler:meeting the Terminator that killed John Connor]], his demeanor is still TheComicallySerious as per tradition:

* The Rev-9 even gets one - [[spoiler:right after losing the heroes and falling off an aircraft, he lands right on top of some poor bastard's shed. He gets up and walks it off like nothing, with a half-assed apology.]]

--> ''There’s much more to it than just picking the right color. It’s the texture, the weight of the material. One wrong choice, it can destroy the look of the entire room. There was this one customer that came to me, he wanted a solid color drapes in a little girls room. I said “[[SeriousBusiness DON’T DO IT]]. You need butterflies, polka dots, balloons.''