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-->'''Max''': As I have told Louis no fewer than sixty-five times, I am not a Nazi.

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-->'''Max''': As I have told Louis no fewer than sixty-five times, I am not a Nazi.Nazi.
* Harvey wants to seek info on Faye from her ex-husband.
-->'''Harvey''': Anyone married to that woman for more than three days is more than ready to talk shit about her.
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-->'''Louis''': Her name is Norma III. Who does that? On top of which she has all of her grandmother's body odor and none of her confidence. I'd be better off with the urn.

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-->'''Louis''': Her name is Norma III. Who does that? On top of which she has all of her grandmother's body odor and none of her confidence. I'd be better off with the urn.urn.
* When Shelia loses a big client, Louis tries to make it up by getting her an anonymous donation for the same amount. Sheila, however, berates him as she found out.
-->'''Shelia''': Anonymous donations are never actually anonymous, they just want their names witheld!
-->'''Louis''': Well, that's just false advertising.
* The duo go to see Max, with Shelia snapping on "sharing our personal fantasies with your Nazi therapist!"
-->'''Max''': As I have told Louis no fewer than sixty-five times, I am not a Nazi.
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-->'''Harvey''': See, this is what I'm talking about. How did he even make it through law school?

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-->'''Harvey''': See, this is what I'm talking about. How did he even make it through law school?school?
* Louis storms into a room and gives a curse-filled rant to the two people inside, assuming they're lawyers from another firm, including major bodily threats. At which point, the shocked duo reveal they're Susan's parents and Louis bids a hasty retreat.
** It turns out that the reason for this is Louis got the wrong conference room from his new assistant, who's the granddaughter of his old assistant, Norma.
-->'''Louis''': Her name is Norma III. Who does that? On top of which she has all of her grandmother's body odor and none of her confidence. I'd be better off with the urn.
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* Louis gives Harvey a pep talk using the analogy of riding a horse. He's completely oblivious to how uncomfortable Harvey is with Louis' talk of "going bareback" and "I will ride you hard and fast."

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* Louis gives Harvey a pep talk using the analogy of riding a horse. He's completely oblivious to how uncomfortable Harvey is with Louis' talk of "going bareback" and "I will ride you hard and fast.""
* Louis comes to Donna's place to find her and Harvey together, wearing the clothes from the previous night, both looking tired out...and assumes they just spent the night talking on cases. The duo cannot believe Louis can't work out they slept together.
* They come to see Louis at his place and taken aback at how he wears a "mankini" to bed.
-->'''Donna''': Louis, Harvey and I are together.
-->'''Louis''': Yeah, I know you're together, I can see you standing in front of me.
-->'''Harvey''': See, this is what I'm talking about. How did he even make it through law school?
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* Louis is planning to "donate" to a fertility clinic. The clerk is thrown when, instead of the usual assortment of porn, Louis demands ''The Wall Street Journal'' to get in the mood.

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* Louis is planning to "donate" to a fertility clinic. The clerk is thrown when, instead of the usual assortment of porn, Louis demands ''The Wall Street Journal'' to get in the mood.mood.
* Louis gives Harvey a pep talk using the analogy of riding a horse. He's completely oblivious to how uncomfortable Harvey is with Louis' talk of "going bareback" and "I will ride you hard and fast."
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* Louis wants to find "the perfect style of wood" to sway his designer. This leads to him making one "wood" line after another to Donna, completely oblivious to her biting her lip. When he tells her that "I need you to feel my wood," Donna can't take it anymore and runs out laughing as Louis just stares in confusion.
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* Harvey and Mike getting stoned together. Whatever isn't [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] is hilarious, topped off by the two planning to sneak into Hardman's office to urinate on his carpet.

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* Harvey and Mike getting stoned together. Whatever isn't [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}} is hilarious, topped off by the two planning to sneak into Hardman's office to urinate on his carpet.
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** Louis describes Harvey as "a cross between Marlon Brando and Superman." The shrink needs a moment to think about that image.

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** Louis describes Harvey as "a cross between Marlon Brando and Superman." The shrink needs a moment to think about that image.image.
* Louis is planning to "donate" to a fertility clinic. The clerk is thrown when, instead of the usual assortment of porn, Louis demands ''The Wall Street Journal'' to get in the mood.
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* Donna getting Louis to rub ink on his upper lip to make a Hitler mustache and performing the Nazi salute in the Season 3 premiere.
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* When Donna is giving a clearly bummed out Harvey a friendly YouSuck speech over Mike not coming into work, she notes that unlike Mike, she doesn't have room for an eidetic since her head's already full of awesome in other ways.

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* When Donna is giving a clearly bummed out Harvey a friendly YouSuck speech TheReasonYouSuckSpeech over Mike not coming into work, she notes that unlike Mike, she doesn't have room for an eidetic since her head's already full of awesome in other ways.

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* Any time Louis drops an InnocentInnuendo. Two standout examples are:

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* Any time Louis drops an InnocentInnuendo. Two standout Standout examples are:include:


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** When arguing with a new tenant over kitchen arrangements:
--->'''Stu:''' What kind of dildo puts bran bars and prune juice in a lease agreement?\\
'''Louis:''' This dildo. This dildo right here.\\
'''Stu:''' Are you nuts?\\
'''Louis:''' No. I'm your worst nightmare, because this quivering angry dildo isn't going away until it gets its satisfaction.\\
'''Stu:''' What did you just say to me?\\
'''Louis:''' I just said, this dildo is gonna be in your face slapping it around, then up your ass marching you right out the door if it catches you in violation of your lease ever again.

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* Louis saying this. ItMakesSenseInContext....sorta.
-->'''Louis''': I eat cocks for breakfast, lunch and dinner....and it's delicious. Mmm mmm mmm!

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* Any time Louis saying this. ItMakesSenseInContext....sorta.
-->'''Louis''':
drops an InnocentInnuendo. Two standout examples are:
** When Louis is trying to intimidate Jeff Malone. This one is so great, they even named the episode "Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner" after it:
--->'''Jeff:''' Who do you actually think is better at determining whether a guy is guilty of insider trading, Louis? A career prosecutor for the S.E.C. or a monkey in some Italian suit.?\\
'''Louis:''' A monkey?\\
'''Jeff:''' Monkey.\\
'''Louis:''' Well, you're nothing but a crowing cock. And the last cock that walked into my office learned what all the other cocks learned--that
I eat cocks cock for breakfast, lunch lunch, and dinner....dinner.\\
'''Jeff:''' (doing an admirable job of remaining stoic) Louis, you're gonna let me in that deposition tomorrow whether you like it or not.\\
'''Louis:''' Why, because you're gonna run to Jessica?\\
'''Jeff:''' No, simply because I'm gonna tell everyone here in the office that you said you eat cock for breakfast, lunch,
and it's dinner.\\
'''Louis:''' Yeah, that's right. It's goddamn
delicious. Mmm mmm mmm!Mmm! Mmm, mmm. (makes a show of licking his fingers)
** When talking about wood furnishings for his new house to impress his decorator:
--->'''Louis:''' All I need to do is pick the perfect wood.\\
'''Donna:''' I don't follow.\\
'''Louis:''' Donna, the kind of wood you get says everything you need to know about what kind of man you are. How hard or soft it is. How much it bends when you're working it. How firm it is compared--\\
'''Donna:''' I got the picture, Louis.\\
'''Louis:''' No, I don't think you do. Making Tara love my wood is the first step toward making her love me.\\
'''Donna:''' Okay, Louis, calm down.\\
'''Louis:''' Nonono. I don't really want to calm down, because all I can think about is my wood.\\
*{{beat}}*\\
'''Donna:''' So tell me, exactly how many different kinds of wood have you sampled in your day?\\
'''Louis:''' All of them. Mahogany, chestnut, walnut, all the nuts.\\
'''Donna:''' Ebony?\\
'''Louis:''' Ebon-- Don't get me started on ebony. When I see ebony, all I want to do is put my hands all over it.\\
'''Donna:''' Oh, God.\\
'''Louis:''' I want to live in it. I want to smack it and hit it, rub it down. I just want to eat it. What's so funny?\\
'''Donna:''' (biting her lip to keep from laughing) Nothing. Um... I just think that a man needs to follow his heart and choose the wood that just feels right.\\
'''Louis:''' That's it. Donna. I need you to help me feel my wood.\\
'''Donna:''' Oh, dead god. (she flees)
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-->'''Gretchen''': Louis, your mind isn't right.

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-->'''Gretchen''': Louis, your mind isn't right.right.
* In flashbacks, we see Louis first meeting his shrink.
-->'''Shrink''': We have spent forty minutes of you listing every person who has disrespected you since birth.
-->'''Louis''': Are you kidding, we haven't even started.
** Louis describes Harvey as "a cross between Marlon Brando and Superman." The shrink needs a moment to think about that image.
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-->'''Donna''': You do it all the time.

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-->'''Donna''': You do it all the time.time.
* When Louis is about to overreact on a case, Gretchen urges caution.
-->'''Gretchen''': There's more than one way to skin a cat.
-->'''Louis''': You mean, stuff a cat.
-->'''Gretchen''': Why would you want to stuff a cat?
-->'''Louis''': Cats are beautiful animals, only a barbarian would skin one.
-->'''Gretchen''': Louis, your mind isn't right.
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** This leads to Donna taking "The Donna" along and bonding with "herself."

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** This leads to Donna taking "The Donna" along and bonding with "herself.""
** Harvey's baffled reaction to it.
-->'''Harvey''': Did you just talk without saying anything?
-->'''Donna''': You do it all the time.
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-->'''Donna''': That I did.

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-->'''Donna''': That I did.did.
** This leads to Donna taking "The Donna" along and bonding with "herself."
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* Louis wants to find "the perfect style of wood" to sway his designer. This leads to him making one "wood" line after another to Donna, completely oblivious to her biting her lip. When he tells her that "I need you to feel my wood," Donna can't take it anymore and runs out laughing as Louis just stares in confusion.

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* Louis wants to find "the perfect style of wood" to sway his designer. This leads to him making one "wood" line after another to Donna, completely oblivious to her biting her lip. When he tells her that "I need you to feel my wood," Donna can't take it anymore and runs out laughing as Louis just stares in confusion.confusion.
* Benjamin comes by to update Donna's computer and leads to her making one sexual innuendo line after another about her "hard drive." Later, Benjamin reveals that for two years, he's recorded everything Donna has said to make "The Donna," a data file for the right thing to say to everyone.
-->'''Benjamin''': You are without a doubt the most amazing legal secretary in the history of everything.
-->'''Donna''': Benjamin, that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
-->'''Benjamin''': Okay but you said it about yourself two weeks ago.
-->'''Donna''': That I did.
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-->'''Donna''': You're have no relationship.

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-->'''Donna''': You're You have no relationship.



* Louis wants to find "the perfect style of wood" to sway his designer. This leads to him making one "wood" line after another to Donna, completely oblivious to her biting her lip. When he tells her that "I need you to feel my wood," Donna can't take it and runs out, laughing as Louis just stares in confusion.

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* Louis wants to find "the perfect style of wood" to sway his designer. This leads to him making one "wood" line after another to Donna, completely oblivious to her biting her lip. When he tells her that "I need you to feel my wood," Donna can't take it anymore and runs out, out laughing as Louis just stares in confusion.
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-->'''Louis''': That's what I'm trying to tell you!

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-->'''Louis''': That's what I'm trying to tell you!you!
* Louis wants to find "the perfect style of wood" to sway his designer. This leads to him making one "wood" line after another to Donna, completely oblivious to her biting her lip. When he tells her that "I need you to feel my wood," Donna can't take it and runs out, laughing as Louis just stares in confusion.
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** After much reluctance, Louis finally reveals how much money he has. Harvey and Jessica are shocked as Louis dryly points out that he doesn't waste his money on designer clothes or other fancy things. Harvey, of course, just snaps Louis is cheap.

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** After much reluctance, Louis finally reveals how much money he has. Harvey and Jessica are shocked as Louis dryly points out that he doesn't waste his money on designer clothes or other fancy things. Harvey, of course, just snaps Louis is cheap.cheap.
* Louis falls for his interior designer to the point he makes up having a home in the Hamptons he wants her to design just so she spends time with him. He then goes to Donna and asks she buy him a house in the Hamptons.
-->'''Donna''': You want to spend a fortune buying a home so that you can spend another fortune remodeling it?
-->'''Louis''': [[InsaneTrollLogic It's the only logical way that I can spend time with her.]]
-->'''Donna''': Is it?
-->'''Louis''': Yes. What other way can there possibly be?
-->'''Donna''': You could just ask her out.
-->'''Louis''': I can't.
-->'''Donna''': Why not?
-->'''Louis''': Jesus Christ, woman, why are you trying to sabotage my relationship?
-->'''Donna''': You're have no relationship.
-->'''Louis''': That's what I'm trying to tell you!
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-->'''Harvey''': (pausing to consider it) I'm not going to...but it's NOT because I'm afraid of you.

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-->'''Harvey''': (pausing to consider it) I'm not going to...but it's NOT because I'm afraid of you.you.
* Harvey, Louis and Jessica getting high together in the season six premiere.
** After much reluctance, Louis finally reveals how much money he has. Harvey and Jessica are shocked as Louis dryly points out that he doesn't waste his money on designer clothes or other fancy things. Harvey, of course, just snaps Louis is cheap.
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* When Louis' sister, Esther (Amy Acker) drops by, everyone is stunned to see this incredibly gorgeous woman and Louis come from the same gene pool. Even better? Louis assumes their amazement is because of how "we could be twins."

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* When Louis' sister, Esther (Amy Acker) (Creator/AmyAcker) drops by, everyone is stunned to see this incredibly gorgeous woman and Louis come from the same gene pool. Even better? Louis assumes their amazement is because of how "we could be twins."
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-->'''Louis''': I eat cocks for breakfast, lunch and dinner....and it's delicious. Mmmm mmmm mmmm!

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-->'''Louis''': I eat cocks for breakfast, lunch and dinner....and it's delicious. Mmmm mmmm mmmm!Mmm mmm mmm!
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* Louis saying this. ItMakesSenseInContext.....sorta.
-->'''Louis''': I eat cocks for breakfast, lunch and dinner....and it's delicious.

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* Louis saying this. ItMakesSenseInContext.....ItMakesSenseInContext....sorta.
-->'''Louis''': I eat cocks for breakfast, lunch and dinner....and it's delicious. Mmmm mmmm mmmm!
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* When Louis' sister, Esther (Amy Acker) drops by, everyone is stunned to see this incredibly gorgeous woman and Louis come from the same gene pool. Even better? Louis assumes their amazement is because of how "we could be twins."

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* When Louis' sister, Esther (Amy Acker) drops by, everyone is stunned to see this incredibly gorgeous woman and Louis come from the same gene pool. Even better? Louis assumes their amazement is because of how "we could be twins.""
*Harvey getting under Jessica's skin by constantly referring to her relationship with Jeff. Finally:
-->'''Jessica''': (stopping suddenly & turning Harvey to face her & utterly deadpan as she stares into his eyes) Harvey, say banging to my face, one...more...time...
-->'''Harvey''': (pausing to consider it) I'm not going to...but it's NOT because I'm afraid of you.
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* Louis's HiddenDepths? Going to the shooting range when he wants to be alone. Harvey decides to quote ''DirtyHarry'' to him:

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* Louis's HiddenDepths? Going to the shooting range when he wants to be alone. Harvey decides to quote ''DirtyHarry'' ''Film/DirtyHarry'' to him:
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* Donna and Rachel's "The most important emotional question" scene. This cannot be quoted because the question can only be mimed, and the answer is conveyed with eyebrow acting, but it can be seen [[https://youtu.be/L0Thv60VX98 here.]] After they agree to stop talking about Mike and Harvey, what happens next must be one of the worst ever attempts to pass the UsefulNotes/TheBechdelTest by two women with names and important jobs.

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* Donna and Rachel's "The most important emotional question" scene. This cannot be quoted because the question can only be mimed, and the answer is conveyed with eyebrow acting, but it can be seen [[https://youtu.be/L0Thv60VX98 here.]] After they agree to stop talking about Mike and Harvey, what happens next must be one of the worst ever attempts to pass the UsefulNotes/TheBechdelTest by two women with names and important jobs.jobs.
* When Louis' sister, Esther (Amy Acker) drops by, everyone is stunned to see this incredibly gorgeous woman and Louis come from the same gene pool. Even better? Louis assumes their amazement is because of how "we could be twins."
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The most important emotional question


* When Mike returns to the firm in Season 4, Katrina and him get into a little bit of a insult war (as befitting two proteges that take after their mentors). They're actually pretty happy to see each other but their history makes it very awkward to express any sort of friendship. It culminates in an an even more awkward hover-hand airhug.

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* When Mike returns to the firm in Season 4, Katrina and him get into a little bit of a insult war (as befitting two proteges that take after their mentors). They're actually pretty happy to see each other but their history makes it very awkward to express any sort of friendship. It culminates in an an even more awkward hover-hand airhug.airhug.
* Donna and Rachel's "The most important emotional question" scene. This cannot be quoted because the question can only be mimed, and the answer is conveyed with eyebrow acting, but it can be seen [[https://youtu.be/L0Thv60VX98 here.]] After they agree to stop talking about Mike and Harvey, what happens next must be one of the worst ever attempts to pass the UsefulNotes/TheBechdelTest by two women with names and important jobs.

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