History Funny / SteamTrain

* Ross is unsure if the player character's car is a [=DeLorean=]. Danny points out ''Ross and Holly own a [=DeLorean=]'', so he should know what it looks like.
-->'''Danny:''' Well, ''Holly'' owns a [=DeLorean=], and what's yours is hers and what's hers is hers.

--->Are you taking a poo?

'''Ross''': What the fuck did we just play?!

-->'''Ross''': Welcome back to the [[DragonballZ Cell Saga.]]

-->I think it's translated in english as DragonBallZ

* Arin & Ross [[WhatAnIdiot assume]] some words of the JapaneseLanguage are [[ATragedyOfImpulsiveness English words with -uru added at the end.]] Example: [[FormulaicMagic Ikea + -uru = Ikeauru.]]

* Ross is unsure if the player character's car is a [=DeLorean=]. Danny points out Ross and Holly ''own a [=DeLorean=]'', so he should know what it looks like.

* Ross is unsure if the player character drives a [=DeLorean=]. Danny points out Ross and Holly ''own a [=DeLorean=]'', so he should know what it looks like.

* In part 7, in order for Graham to traverse the snowy mountains, they have to put on a cloak, which Ross and Danny decide make him look decidedly "Lord of the Rings". So after Cedric is spirited away by a wolf, before they go after him, Danny decides to have a "Lord of the Rings Moment" by having the cloaked Graham look out over the mountain range and they ask Barry to play the music from the movies. Barry responds with the music from JurassicPark.

* Ross' knowledge of history is...somewhat lacking.

'''Ross:''' That's when when the wheel was invented!\\
'''Dan:''' It is not...

* Their discussion of WillSmith as a human, actor, & rapper.

* [[http://youtu.be/GSqGcxlI4KU?t=1m35s Where there's a will,]] there's a [[WillSmith smith.]]

* The "8" button.
** And then when they reach the beginning again, the narrator blames the conductors, and forces them to apologize to the audience. Danny wastes no time with pinning the blame on Ross.

** Their epitaph: "[[BitingTheHandHumor Fuck you Oregon Trail you]] [[CurseCutShort suc]]"

* "It's a Buffalo! Look at it, it's a majestic creature of nature... [[MoodWhiplash Kill it]]!"

** Especially funny is how, unbeknownst to them, they forgot to stock up on food and therefore starved all of their characters to death. This leads to them all dying by resting for weeks and weeks. (Even further hilarious is when Arin has exhaustion during the rest, and then dies immediately after.)
** What makes it even funnier still is that they intended part 2 to end like normal, but part 3 ended up getting cut so short due to Danny and Arin's deaths that it was added at the end of part 2 as a result.

** Later in part 5, Barry strikes again with ChariotsOfFire.

* Episode 10 ends with Jake blowing up the electric plant, except the developers forgot to remove the cops standing at the blockade (which also exploded) that are expected to be shooting consistently at the player. [[TheyJustDidntCare This continues into the cutscene]].

-->'''Arin:''' AH OH GOD OH FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED!?
-->'''Danny:''' AGH...fuck you!

-->'''Danny:''' You caused like a domino chain of der.

** Then there's their encounter(s) with the Sundel Bolong, a banshee-like ghost with glowing red eyes and [[StringyHairedGhostGirl long]] [[EvilAlbino white hair]].

-->'''Arin:''' ''(Nervously)'' Nobody here!
-->'''Ross:''' I think it's behind you.

-->'''Ross:''' Guys there's some-'''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AGH AAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAA!'''

-->'''Ross:''' Guys there's some-'''AGH AAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAA!'''

** Then there's their encounter(s) with the Sundel Bolong, a banshee-like ghost with glowing red eyes and long white hair.

-->''(Arin turns around. It was. It screams again)''

-->'''Danny''': Why did you buy so many skateboards!? You had, like, $10,000!\\

* After Ross fails a mini-game, the game gives him some pathetic LosingHorns which Danny imitates.

-->'''Danny''': What the fuck happened to Joshua!?