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** Perhaps even better is his addendum on the subreddit.
-->'''Ross''':Yes, I really did flip out after 4 hours and kick the computer killing the recording. Augustus lived in the computer, so in theory I killed him.
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* Ross insists on naming the Space Quest IV save files around the theme of 'is good' or 'getting better.' Much to Danny's annoyance.

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* Danny is ever tempting fate and allowing Ross insists on naming to name the Space Quest IV save files around files, who continues to give them inane things that give zero clues as to how far they are into the theme of 'is good' or 'getting better.' Much to Danny's annoyance.game.
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* Outback Steakhouse: [[RunningGag Better than deer shit!]]

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* Outback Steakhouse: [[RunningGag Better than deer shit!]]shit, mate!]]

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--> '''Ross:''' You know, you boys should really think about getting your hair cut. You're doing all this adventuring, you'll get the gangrene in your hair.

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--> '''Ross:''' You know, you boys should really think about getting your hair cut.
--> '''Arin:'''
You're doing all this adventuring, you'll get the gangrene in your hair.
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--> '''Arin:''' How does he do it in 1560 AD? they haven't even invented scissors!

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--> '''Arin:''' How does he do it in 1560 AD? they They haven't even invented scissors!

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* While fast forwarding through part 2, they rap about how much Caesar sucks.

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* While fast forwarding through part 2, they rap sing/rap about how much Caesar sucks.sucks.
--> '''Danny:''' Julius Caesar / He's such a douchebag / I hate his fucking / Big Roman face
--> '''Ross:''' You said Julius. It's Augustus.
--> '''Danny:''' Oh. From the top!
--> '''Danny:''' Julius Caesar / He's such a douchebag-
--> '''Ross:''' You said Julius again. It's Augustus.
--> '''Danny:''' Augustus Caesar / He's such a douchebag / I hate his stupid / Fucking face

--> '''Arin:''' Yo, motherfucker, listen up, it's Augustus! / He's gonna motherfucking kill you in your mustus! / I don't know what mustus is, I just wanted to rhyme! / Now we're gonna do it forward in time!
--> *Record scratch*
--> '''Ross:''' Civilization V, bitches.


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* The entire JewishMother skit near the end of Part 3.
--> '''Ross:''' Yay, Ragusa. It's my favorite place. I used to go there for my sister's wedding.
--> '''Danny:''' It was delightful. It was gorgeous.
--> '''Ross:''' I stayed at the Hyatt there.
--> '''Danny:''' I once went to Ragusa, I stayed at a lovely Doubletree Inn. They had coffee and Ragu.
--> '''Arin:''' And free continental breakfast.
--> '''Danny:''' Free continental breakfast. I took my trireme, and I sailed.
--> '''Ross:''' Into their haaarbor.
--> '''Arin:''' For fifteen years I sailed.
--> '''Danny:''' All because I heard they had free cable.
--> '''Ross:''' HBO? Whoo, I was sold.

--> '''Ross:''' You know, you boys should really think about getting your hair cut. You're doing all this adventuring, you'll get the gangrene in your hair.
--> '''Danny:''' Have you seen Augustus? He looks so trim. He looks so handsome in his robes.

--> '''Danny:''' Build Notre Dame. Build Notre Dame in Tokyo! It'll take 89 turns.

--> '''Danny:''' Why don't you just build Notre Dame? What's the problem? Tokyo could use some culture. The irony of you murdering Rome while you build Notre Dame in Japan is not lost on me.

--> '''Ross:''' Build Notre Dame.
--> '''Danny:''' Build it!
--> '''Ross:''' Why aren't you building Notre Dame in Tokyo!
--> '''Danny:''' Why aren't you building Notre Dame? Your cousin built Notre Dame.
--> '''Ross:''' He was top of his class.
--> '''Danny:''' You know Martin, from across the street, already built Stonehenge, and he did it in Canada.
--> '''Arin:''' They don't even have things in Canada!
--> '''Danny:''' It's just a bunch of wood and deers!

--> '''Danny:''' Oh Barry, we're losing our shit over here.

--> '''Danny:''' I'm very proud of you. You may not get to build Notre Dame before you die at the hand of Augustus Caesar, but you know what? You tried! And that's all anyone can ask of you, Ross. You did your best.
--> '''Arin:''' Mom, we're gonna beat him.
--> '''Ross:''' We can do it, Mom.
--> '''Danny:''' I believe in you, honey.
--> '''Ross:''' I believe in myself.
--> '''Danny (sotto voce):''' He'll never make it. He'll never make it, he'll be dead in five turns.
--> '''Arin:''' You know I believe in you, but his hair is just so clean!
--> '''Danny:''' Have you seen Augustus' hair? It's so smooth.
--> '''Ross:''' He keeps the lines so tight!
--> '''Arin:''' How does he do it in 1560 AD? they haven't even invented scissors!
--> '''Danny:''' It's like he put a salad bowl made by one of your amazing potters over his head and just cut around it. It's perfect!

--> '''Danny:''' I'm very proud that you discovered Australia. Now go somewhere else.

--> '''Danny:''' Wait till the next turn. But you know what the good thing about that is? You're gonna be that much closer to building Notre Dame.
--> '''Ross:''' You're only 82 turns away. It's practically tomorrow!

* And at the beginning of part 4, they do it again.
--> '''Danny:''' You gotta hug the coast, like you hug your uncle.
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*The end of Part 4 has Ross, who is fed up with all the madness, kicking the computer and erasing the past 4 hours the trio spent playing the game. Barry then reveals that in retaliation, Danny murdered Ross and slept for 44 years, and then Arin went to Disneyland. Also, Mochi and Mimi were revealed to be the 4th player.

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* Outback Steakhouse: [[RunningGag Better than deer shit!]]
* In part 2, Ross temporarily loses his Great Prophet.
--> '''Danny:''' He was only the first Great Man born in your civilization in three thousand years. "Fuck it! We lost him in the trees!"



--> ""Danny:"" People in Jacarta don't wear shir-godDAMMIT, Ross, were you born without rhythm?

--> ""Danny:"" People in Jacarta, were born without shirts!
--> ""Ross (hesitant):"" Without shiiiirts-
--> ""Danny:"" They don't wea-oh, ROSS, you're killing me.

--> ""Danny:"" Trying to sing fast-forwarding songs, Ross keeps fuckin' 'em up!
--> ""Ross:"" Fuckin' up!
--> ""Danny:"" He wasn't born with rhythm, and it's p-
--> ""Ross:"" Do-I-come-in-now?
--> ""Danny:"" God, your head is just bobbing at the wrong pace...

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--> ""Danny:"" '''Danny:''' People in Jacarta don't wear shir-godDAMMIT, Ross, were you born without rhythm?

--> ""Danny:"" '''Danny:''' People in Jacarta, were born without shirts!
--> ""Ross (hesitant):"" '''Ross (hesitant):''' Without shiiiirts-
--> ""Danny:"" '''Danny:''' They don't wea-oh, ROSS, you're killing me.

--> ""Danny:"" '''Danny:''' Trying to sing fast-forwarding songs, Ross keeps fuckin' 'em up!
--> ""Ross:"" '''Ross:''' Fuckin' up!
--> ""Danny:"" '''Danny:''' He wasn't born with rhythm, and it's p-
--> ""Ross:"" '''Ross:''' Do-I-come-in-now?
--> ""Danny:"" '''Danny:''' God, your head is just bobbing at the wrong pace...
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* Part 3 has three fast-forward raps, with Ross mucking up each and every one. Danny's enraged responses are something to behold.
--> ""Danny:"" People in Jacarta don't wear shir-godDAMMIT, Ross, were you born without rhythm?

--> ""Danny:"" People in Jacarta, were born without shirts!
--> ""Ross (hesitant):"" Without shiiiirts-
--> ""Danny:"" They don't wea-oh, ROSS, you're killing me.

--> ""Danny:"" Trying to sing fast-forwarding songs, Ross keeps fuckin' 'em up!
--> ""Ross:"" Fuckin' up!
--> ""Danny:"" He wasn't born with rhythm, and it's p-
--> ""Ross:"" Do-I-come-in-now?
--> ""Danny:"" God, your head is just bobbing at the wrong pace...
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* While fast forwarding through part 2, they rap about how much Caesar sucks.
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* The intro is a thing of brilliance. It plays out as normal until...
--> '''Arin (who is dressed as a bandit):''' STICK EM UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!


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* The Caesar impressions. Sweet Jesus, the Caesar impressions, which quickly devolve into Skeletor impressions.
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* Arin and Danny lambasting Ross for not setting up settlements.
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** Recruiting soldiers in Kyoto, as dramatized by Arin and Danny:
--> '''Squire:''' We need warriors! Quickly!
--> '''Citizen''' I've got four pots full of water! Will that help?!
--> '''Squire:''' I, uh...
--> '''Citizen:''' Larry knows what time it is!
--> '''Larry:''' (Distant) I can make calendars!
--> '''Citizen:''' He has it roughly down to the month!
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[[folder: Civilization V: Brave New World]]
* The first hour-long episode is filled with funny moments, especially due to Ross's incompetence and the inclusion of Arin.
--> '''Danny:''' I wonder why we're in trouble, Ross. Maybe it's because you told ''Augustus Caesar'' to go fuck himself while building ''clay pots''.
--> '''Ross:''' Do you think we could send him a flower basket or something?
** Interactions with [[AdiposeRex Gajah Mada]]:
--> '''Danny:''' What's your biggest export, FAT? Fat people like yourself, fatty?
--> '''Ross:''' Well, you're in luck because our biggest export is shirts.
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* Their reactions to being caught by the zombie and the resulting GrossUpCloseUp.
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* Danny's belief that the slime monster only moves in one direction being immediately and [[HaveANiceDeath painfully]] proven false.
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* Ross' failed attempted at a PreMortemOneLiner:
--> "Hey uh, what are you watching? Just some, ''television?!''"
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[[folder:Castle Crashers]

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[[folder:Castle Crashers]Crashers]]

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* The opening promo has the running gag of the gang holding holding up things that are very obviously not a PS4 as an example of it, including a rubber severed arm and R.O.B.
* Ross' summary of the gray knight in VideoGame/CastleCrashers:
--> "My power is mediocrity."

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* The opening promo has the running gag of the gang holding holding up things that are very obviously not a PS4 as an example of it, including a rubber severed arm and R.O.B.
* Ross' summary of the gray knight in VideoGame/CastleCrashers:
--> "My power is mediocrity."
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[[folder:Hotline Miami]]



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[[folder:Castle Crashers]
* Ross' summary of the gray knight in VideoGame/CastleCrashers:
--> "My power is mediocrity."



* Ross insists on naming the Space Quest IV save files around the theme of 'is good' or 'getting better.' Much to Danny's annoyance.

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[[folder:Space Quest IV]]
* Ross insists on naming the Space Quest IV save files around the theme of 'is good' or 'getting better.' Much to Danny's annoyance.annoyance.
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[[folder:Other]]
* The opening promo has the running gag of the gang holding up things that are very obviously not a PS4 as an example of it, including a rubber severed arm and R.O.B.
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* Skittles: Better than deer shit!

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* Skittles: Better than deer shit!shit!
* Ross insists on naming the Space Quest IV save files around the theme of 'is good' or 'getting better.' Much to Danny's annoyance.
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* The opening promo has the running gag of the gang holding holding up things that are very obviously not a PS4 as an example of it, including a rubber severed arm and R.O.B.
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* Part Two of Castle Crashers has Barry realizing that Ross and Danny are talking about how to pronounce Velociraptor and flash backs to Game Grumps' Sonic06 part 38 where Jon and Arin talk about how Ross says Velociraptor.

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* Part Two of Castle Crashers has Barry realizing that Ross and Danny are talking about how to pronounce Velociraptor and flash backs to Game Grumps' Sonic06 part 38 where Jon and Arin talk about how Ross says Velociraptor.Velociraptor.
* Skittles: Better than deer shit!
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* Part Two of Castle Crashers has Barry realizing that Ross and Danny are talking about how to pronounce Velociraptor and flash backs to Game Grumps' Sonic06 part 38 where Jon and Arin talk about how Danny says Velociraptor.

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* Part Two of Castle Crashers has Barry realizing that Ross and Danny are talking about how to pronounce Velociraptor and flash backs to Game Grumps' Sonic06 part 38 where Jon and Arin talk about how Danny Ross says Velociraptor.
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* Ross and Danny's discussion on how to peel a banana.

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* Ross and Danny's discussion on how to peel a banana.banana.
* Part Two of Castle Crashers has Barry realizing that Ross and Danny are talking about how to pronounce Velociraptor and flash backs to Game Grumps' Sonic06 part 38 where Jon and Arin talk about how Danny says Velociraptor.
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* Their fight for the red princess in ''Castle Crashers.'' For all Danny's talk, Ross beats him easily.

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* Their fight for the red princess in ''Castle Crashers.'' For all Danny's talk, Ross beats him easily.easily.
* Ross and Danny's discussion on how to peel a banana.
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* While the first part of ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami'' was lambasted for the silly voice they give the tutorial guys, it reaches an amusing climax where the two switch off between lines - one doing a very deep voice, the other a pleasant and normal-sounding one.

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* While the first part of ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami'' was lambasted for the silly voice they give the tutorial guys, it reaches an amusing climax where the two switch off between lines - one doing a very deep voice, the other a pleasant and normal-sounding one.one.
* Their fight for the red princess in ''Castle Crashers.'' For all Danny's talk, Ross beats him easily.

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* Ross' summary of the gray knight in CastleCrashers:
--> "My power is mediocrity."

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* Ross' summary of the gray knight in CastleCrashers:
VideoGame/CastleCrashers:
--> "My power is mediocrity.""
* While the first part of ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami'' was lambasted for the silly voice they give the tutorial guys, it reaches an amusing climax where the two switch off between lines - one doing a very deep voice, the other a pleasant and normal-sounding one.
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* Ross' sumary of the gray knight in CastleCrashers:
-->'''Ross:''' My power is mediocraty.

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* Ross' sumary summary of the gray knight in CastleCrashers:
-->'''Ross:''' My --> "My power is mediocraty.mediocrity."
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* Ross' sumary of the gray knight in CastleCrashers:
-->'''Ross:''' My power is mediocraty.

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