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-->'''Deadpool:''' Are you familiar with the phrase? “Have you tried turning it off and then on again?” It’s the opposite of that.\\
-->'''Shiklah:''' Sometimes I seriously question my life choices.\\

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-->'''Deadpool:''' '''Deadpool:''' Are you familiar with the phrase? “Have you tried turning it off and then on again?” It’s the opposite of that.\\
-->'''Shiklah:''' '''Shiklah:''' Sometimes I seriously question my life choices.\\
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* After Deadpool Kills Peter Parker, he finds out that his soul isn’t in hell. After checking that the body was where he left it, Deadpool has Shiklah revive him… and then kills him again.
-->'''Shiklah:'''I brought him back from the dead.\\
'''Deadpool:''' You sure did, Honey! Maximum effort!\\
'''Shiklah:'''I brought him back from the dead So you could shoot him in the head? again?\\
'''Deadpool:''' Well, no, see This time is different. I know it’s technical, but last time I used a pistol. This time I used a 44 gauge double shotgun\\
'''Shiklah:''' Dare I ask why?\\
-->'''Deadpool:''' Are you familiar with the phrase? “Have you tried turning it off and then on again?” It’s the opposite of that.\\
-->'''Shiklah:''' Sometimes I seriously question my life choices.\\

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---> '''Deadpool:''' I'm just saying, it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it, you would have been like "Damn. That's the most sincere and lovable floating cat head I've ever had a chat with." ''And'' most importantly, I was like 85% sober-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Deadpool.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Yes, Spider-Man?
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Take all of those... "words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them. Every last syllable. Kill your words and ''just. shut. up!''
---> '''Deadpool:''' ''But-''
---> '''Spider-Man:''' ''SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!''

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---> --> '''Deadpool:''' I'm just saying, it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it, you would have been like "Damn. That's the most sincere and lovable floating cat head I've ever had a chat with." ''And'' most importantly, I was like 85% sober-
--->
sober-\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Deadpool.
--->
Deadpool.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Yes, Spider-Man?
--->
Spider-Man?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Take all of those... "words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them. Every last syllable. Kill your words and ''just. shut. up!''
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up!''\\
'''Deadpool:''' ''But-''
--->
''But-''\\
'''Spider-Man:''' ''SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!''



-->'''Dormammu:''' You infinitesimal specks have me truly confounded...especially the Spider. There was a time being 'Spider-Man' meant something. Quite frankly, I don't understand why you're slumming with...[[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} that.]]

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-->'''Dormammu:''' You infinitesimal specks have me truly confounded...especially the Spider. There was a time being 'Spider-Man' meant something. Quite frankly, I don't understand why you're slumming with...[[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} that.]]that]].



* Pretty even between this and HoYay is Itsy-Bitsy giving Deadpool such a fright he clings onto Spider-Man who holds him [[BridalCarry bridal style.]]

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* Pretty even between this and HoYay is Itsy-Bitsy giving Deadpool such a fright he clings onto Spider-Man who holds him [[BridalCarry bridal style.]] style]].



---> '''Deadpool:''' Anytime you need hole-filling...
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Annnnd you ruined it.
** Made funnier by the fact that, given his face, Deadpool may or may not have gotten a bit [[RagingStiffie too worked up.]]

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---> '''Deadpool:''' -->'''Deadpool:''' Anytime you need hole-filling...
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hole-filling...\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Annnnd you ruined it.
** Made funnier by the fact that, given his face, Deadpool may or may not have gotten a bit [[RagingStiffie too worked up.]]up]].



* This image right [[http://www.5027mac.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SPIDPOOL2016001-int2-3-09c501.jpg here.]]



---> '''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\

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---> '''Deadpool:''' -->'''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\



* Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/Deadpool2016 familiar homage.]]
--->'''Patient Zero''': You seriously haven't figured it out?
--->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from ''Series/DanceMoms''.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
--->'''Deadpool''': Chad from ''Series/TheBachelor'' after one too many flaming shots.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.

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* Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/Deadpool2016 familiar homage.]]
--->'''Patient Zero''':
homage]].
-->'''Patient Zero:'''
You seriously haven't figured it out?
--->'''Deadpool''':
out?\\
'''Deadpool:'''
Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from ''Series/DanceMoms''.
--->'''Spider-Man''':
''Series/DanceMoms''.\\
'''Spider-Man:'''
Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
--->'''Deadpool''':
form.\\
'''Deadpool:'''
Chad from ''Series/TheBachelor'' after one too many flaming shots.
--->'''Spider-Man''':
shots.\\
'''Spider-Man:'''
Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.
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Why did the author of this second entry have to word it in a manner that would date it in like a month?


** Shortly before defeating Dormammu, the DimensionLord himself gets in on it. [[spoiler: Even though he isn't actually Dormammu]]:

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** Shortly before defeating Dormammu, the DimensionLord himself gets in on it. [[spoiler: Even though he isn't actually Dormammu]]:Dormammu:



* The most recent chapter's ending. It starts with a heart to heart with Spider-Man wondering if people can change, or if they're locked into who they are. Deadpool admits he doesn't know. They talk about the things they try to fill the holes in their lives, and Spider-Man hugs Deadpool vowing to repay him for the sacrifice he'd made for him. And Deadpool's closing line just kills the mood.

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* The most recent chapter's ending. It starts with a heart to heart with Spider-Man wondering wonders if people can change, or if they're locked into who they are. Deadpool admits he doesn't know. They talk about the things they try to fill the holes in their lives, and Spider-Man hugs Deadpool vowing to repay him for the sacrifice he'd made for him. And Deadpool's closing line just kills the mood.
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** Shortly before defeating Dormammu, the DimensionLord himself gets in on it:

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** Shortly before defeating Dormammu, the DimensionLord himself gets in on it:it. [[spoiler: Even though he isn't actually Dormammu]]:
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** Shortly before defeating Dormammu, the DimensionLord himself gets in on it:
-->'''Dormammu:''' You infinitesimal specks have me truly confounded...especially the Spider. There was a time being 'Spider-Man' meant something. Quite frankly, I don't understand why you're slumming with...[[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} that.]]
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* When it's discovered that Mysterio is behind the illusion on the webware tech, Deadpool, the man hat hhe is, pulls a DynamicEntry. Cue Spider-Man and Deadpool arguing about the phrase "Hit it".

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* When it's discovered that Mysterio is behind the illusion on the webware tech, Deadpool, the man hat hhe that he is, pulls a DynamicEntry. Cue Spider-Man and Deadpool arguing about the phrase "Hit it".
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* Spider-Man's reaction when he first sees Deadpool is "No... just... no."

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* Spider-Man's reaction when he first sees Deadpool is "No... just... no.No."
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* Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/{{Deadpool}} familiar homage.]]

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* Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/{{Deadpool}} [[Film/Deadpool2016 familiar homage.]]
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* [[ComicBook/MsMarvel Captain Marvel]] identifies Creator/TommyWiseau as a wanted alien criminal, whom the ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy have been pursuing for years.

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* [[ComicBook/MsMarvel [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers Captain Marvel]] identifies Creator/TommyWiseau as a wanted alien criminal, whom the ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy have been pursuing for years.

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'''Deadpool:''' Boom! We overthrew Hell with the discarded brains of entitled millenials! Congratulations, you got the job!\\

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'''Deadpool:''' Boom! We overthrew Hell with the discarded brains of entitled millenials! millennials! Congratulations, you got the job!\\


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* When it's discovered that Mysterio is behind the illusion on the webware tech, Deadpool, the man hat hhe is, pulls a DynamicEntry. Cue Spider-Man and Deadpool arguing about the phrase "Hit it".
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--->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.

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--->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.culture.
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* Spider-Man's reaction when he first sees Deadpool is "No... just... no."
* A closer look at Spider-Man's phone in one scene shows that he and Deadpool took selfies together.
* Spider-Man and Deadpool's opening banter:
---> '''Deadpool:''' I'm just saying, it was a really convincing levitating kitten. If you saw it, you would have been like "Damn. That's the most sincere and lovable floating cat head I've ever had a chat with." ''And'' most importantly, I was like 85% sober-
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Deadpool.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Yes, Spider-Man?
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Take all of those... "words" swirling inside the toxic waste vat you call your brain and suffocate them. Every last syllable. Kill your words and ''just. shut. up!''
---> '''Deadpool:''' ''But-''
---> '''Spider-Man:''' ''SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!''
* Spider-Man's reaction when he realizes he's starting to like Deadpool: "I need so much therapy."
* Pretty even between this and HoYay is Itsy-Bitsy giving Deadpool such a fright he clings onto Spider-Man who holds him [[BridalCarry bridal style.]]
* The most recent chapter's ending. It starts with a heart to heart with Spider-Man wondering if people can change, or if they're locked into who they are. Deadpool admits he doesn't know. They talk about the things they try to fill the holes in their lives, and Spider-Man hugs Deadpool vowing to repay him for the sacrifice he'd made for him. And Deadpool's closing line just kills the mood.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Anytime you need hole-filling...
---> '''Spider-Man:''' Annnnd you ruined it.
** Made funnier by the fact that, given his face, Deadpool may or may not have gotten a bit [[RagingStiffie too worked up.]]
* [[ComicBook/MsMarvel Captain Marvel]] identifies Creator/TommyWiseau as a wanted alien criminal, whom the ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy have been pursuing for years.
* This image right [[http://www.5027mac.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/SPIDPOOL2016001-int2-3-09c501.jpg here.]]
* Deadpool and Spiderman are teleported to Dormammu's dimension, guarded by Mindless Ones. Deadpool's plan is to stuff them with brains he stole from a morgue.
---> '''Deadpool:''' Behold! I give you... THE MINDFUL ONES!\\
'''Mindful One:''' Um... So... we were... fighting, I guess? For some reason? Because...?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. It does not work like that.\\
'''Mindful One:''' I know, right? Are we even getting paid for this soul crushing?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. No. No. Everything is so wrong with this.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Cover me, Spide-kick! You get a brain! You get a brain! You get a- wait. That's a grenade, sorry... You get ''two'' brains!\\
'''Dormammu:''' Mindless ones! I command you to flay the skin from-\\
'''Mindful One:''' Where was "flaying" in the job description?\\
'''Mindful One:''' How do you expect me to perform at my full potential without some encouragement? A simple thank you would suffice... or a raise.\\
'''Mindful One:''' That guy's head just exploded and I bet you don't even know his name. It was Carl. ''Carl!''\\
'''Deadpool:''' Boom! We overthrew Hell with the discarded brains of entitled millenials! Congratulations, you got the job!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' This is not how any of this works. Seriously. This is nonsense. I drowned. That's it. I drowned in Hydro-Man and this is all in my- ''job interview?''
* Deadpool sets up a double date for him and Spidey... who turn out to be Lady Thor and a succubus. They start fighting, Deadpool tries to direct them to the mud pit specially prepared for this purpose, the girls stop fighting when they realize they were called in the hopes of seeing them mud-wrestling, and immediately threaten Deadpool and Spidey into a dance-off (while in their boxers).
* Patient Zero finally [[FacialHorror takes off his mask]] to reveal his identity... [[AntiClimacticUnmasking and neither Spidey or Deadpool have any idea who he is]]. Followed by a [[Film/{{Deadpool}} familiar homage.]]
--->'''Patient Zero''': You seriously haven't figured it out?
--->'''Deadpool''': Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from ''Series/DanceMoms''.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Deadpool's left buttcheek from an alternate dimension given human form.
--->'''Deadpool''': Chad from ''Series/TheBachelor'' after one too many flaming shots.
--->'''Spider-Man''': Every "before" picture for Proactiv merged into a walking acne culture.

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