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--> '''Mark''': Lil Uzi Vert's autotuned caterwauling sounds like a cat in the microwave.

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--> '''Mark''': Lil "Lil Uzi Vert's autotuned caterwauling sounds like a cat in the microwave."



--> '''Mark''': It's a song that makes him sound drunk on cheap wine and trying a Young Thug impression while getting [[GroinAttack tased in the scrotum]].

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--> '''Mark''': It's "It's a song that makes him sound drunk on cheap wine and trying a Young Thug impression while getting [[GroinAttack tased in the scrotum]]."
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** On "XO Tour Llif3":

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** On "XO Tour Llif3":[=Llif3=]":
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** On "XO Tour Llif3":
--> '''Mark''': Lil Uzi Vert's autotuned caterwauling sounds like a cat in the microwave.
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** Referring to his #1 pick [[spoiler: Body Like A Backroad]] as scrotal cancer.

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** Referring to his #1 pick [[spoiler: Body "Body Like A Backroad]] Backroad"]] as scrotal cancer.
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** Describing Swae Lee's falsetto in "Swang" as "the kind of sound that makes me want to run into oncoming traffic".

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** Describing Swae Lee's falsetto in "Swang" as "the kind of sound that makes me want to run into oncoming traffic".traffic".
** Referring to his #1 pick [[spoiler: Body Like A Backroad]] as scrotal cancer.
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--> '''Mark''': It's a song that makes him sound drunk on cheap wine and trying a Young Thug impression while getting [[GroinAttack tased in the scrotum]].

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--> '''Mark''': It's a song that makes him sound drunk on cheap wine and trying a Young Thug impression while getting [[GroinAttack tased in the scrotum]].scrotum]].
** Describing Swae Lee's falsetto in "Swang" as "the kind of sound that makes me want to run into oncoming traffic".
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--> '''Mark''': It's a song that makes him sound drunk on cheap wine and trying a Young Thug impression while getting tased in the scrotum.

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--> '''Mark''': It's a song that makes him sound drunk on cheap wine and trying a Young Thug impression while getting [[GroinAttack tased in the scrotum.scrotum]].
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** Saying that blackbear has the most punchable face and personality since [[TakeThat Ajit Pai]] (aka the guy spearheading the FCC's repeal of net neutrality).

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** Saying that blackbear has the most punchable face and personality since [[TakeThat Ajit Pai]] (aka the guy spearheading the FCC's repeal of net neutrality).neutrality).
** On "Fake Love":
--> '''Mark''': It's a song that makes him sound drunk on cheap wine and trying a Young Thug impression while getting tased in the scrotum.
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** Saying that blackbear has the most punchable face since [[TakeThat Ajit Pai]] (aka the guy spearheading the FCC's repeal of net neutrality).

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** Saying that blackbear has the most punchable face and personality since [[TakeThat Ajit Pai]] (aka the guy spearheading the FCC's repeal of net neutrality).
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** Mark claiming that he has more of a Twitter presence than the guys who made Juju On Dat Beat.

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** Mark claiming that he has more of a Twitter presence than the guys who made Juju "Juju On Dat Beat.Beat".
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** He describes the backing vocals on "Call My Dad" as a cross between [[Music/{{Train}} Pat Monahan]] at his most punchable, several dying cats and a bad crooner on pain medication attempting on sound like a child choir.

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** He describes the backing vocals on "Call My Dad" as a cross between [[Music/{{Train}} Pat Monahan]] at his most punchable, several dying cats and a bad crooner on pain medication attempting on sound like a child choir.choir.
* From the ''Worst Hit Songs of 2017'' list:
** Mark claiming that he has more of a Twitter presence than the guys who made Juju On Dat Beat.
** Saying that blackbear has the most punchable face since [[TakeThat Ajit Pai]] (aka the guy spearheading the FCC's repeal of net neutrality).
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** On "Work From Home":
--> "Fellas, porn is not real life, nobody squirts that much!"
** On "One Call Away":
--> "So it seems after crapping on [[Music/BackstreetBoys my favorite boy-band]] with his cheap excuses on "Marvin Gaye" he resorts to taking a dump on one of my [[Franchise/{{Superman}} favorite superheroes]]; and after [[Film/BatmanvSupermanDawnOfJustice Batman V Superman]], [[TakeThat hasn't he suffered enough?]]
** On "Wicked":
--> "All of this intended to emphasize that he's wicked which he pronounces half-yawning."
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--> '''Mark''': ...what? I'm sorry, are you waiting for another meme review to dig into this? You want me to cover a [[ForcedMeme forced normie meme]] that reeks of redneck gawking derived from above all else a cringe-worthy snippet from Series/DrPhil?

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--> '''Mark''': ...what? I'm sorry, are you waiting for another meme review to dig into this? You want me to cover a [[ForcedMeme forced normie meme]] that reeks of redneck gawking derived from above all else a cringe-worthy snippet from Series/DrPhil?Series/DrPhil?
* From his review of "The Click" by AJR, he suggests that the song "Bud Like You" might as well be a commercial jingle for Bud Light Lime, except that if it was ever present to a marketing director, he'd made everyone in the corporate office commit {{seppuku}}.
** He describes the backing vocals on "Call My Dad" as a cross between [[Music/{{Train}} Pat Monahan]] at his most punchable, several dying cats and a bad crooner on pain medication attempting on sound like a child choir.
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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' ''me'' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."

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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' ''me'' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."
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--> "Swae Lee trying to hop into a falsetto I'm fairly certain is barred by the Geneva Convention as torture."

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--> "Swae Lee trying to hop into a falsetto I'm fairly certain is barred by the Geneva Convention as torture.""
** Earlier when reviewing [=SremmLife=] 2, Mark comments that Swae Lee's falsetto can be weaponized against ISIS.
* When another meme song in the form of "Cash Me Outside" charted, viewers were looking forward to another meme review. What we got instead:
--> '''Mark''': ...what? I'm sorry, are you waiting for another meme review to dig into this? You want me to cover a [[ForcedMeme forced normie meme]] that reeks of redneck gawking derived from above all else a cringe-worthy snippet from Series/DrPhil?
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*** Plus his impression of [[spoiler: Shawn Mendes']] singing with a comically sneering tone.

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*** Plus his impression of [[spoiler: Shawn Mendes']] singing with a comically sneering tone.tone.
* This comment about Rae Sremmurd's "Swang" on the January 7th episode of ''Billboard Breakdown''
--> "Swae Lee trying to hop into a falsetto I'm fairly certain is barred by the Geneva Convention as torture."
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* From the pre-YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.
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--> "Kent Jones brushes aside this girl's concerns that she's got a guy, because '' 'Hey, that guy doesn't speak English, what can he do to stop Kent Jones?' '' You know, I'm fairly certain that a fist to the jaw and a boot to the nuts is universal across multiple languages."

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--> "Kent Jones brushes aside this girl's concerns that she's got a guy, because '' 'Hey, that guy doesn't speak English, what can he do to stop Kent Jones?' '' You know, I'm fairly certain that a [[TalkToTheFist fist to the jaw jaw]] and a [[GroinAttack boot to the nuts nuts]] is universal across multiple languages."
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--> "But by the time we get to the hook, it's the metaphorical [[{{Squick}} sand between ]][[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything the rose petals]], if you get me."

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--> "But by the time we get to the hook, it's the metaphorical [[{{Squick}} sand between ]][[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything ]][[UnusualEuphemism the rose petals]], if you get me."
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** "'''TRIGGER WARNING!''' It's Post Malone!"

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** "'''TRIGGER WARNING!''' [[spoiler: It's Post Malone!"Malone!]]"
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** Mark's description of his #1 pick [[spoiler: "Treat You Better"]] as a song "that will linger like a toxic fungus on the genitals".

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** Mark's description of his #1 pick [[spoiler: "Treat You Better"]] as a song "that will linger like a toxic fungus on the genitals".genitals".
*** Plus his impression of [[spoiler: Shawn Mendes']] singing with a comically sneering tone.
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** "'''TRIGGER WARNING!''' It's Post Malone!"

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** "'''TRIGGER WARNING!''' It's Post Malone!"Malone!"
** Mark's description of his #1 pick [[spoiler: "Treat You Better"]] as a song "that will linger like a toxic fungus on the genitals".
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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' ''me'' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."

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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' ''me'' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling.""
** "'''TRIGGER WARNING!''' It's Post Malone!"
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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' 'me' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."

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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' 'me' ''me'' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."
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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about '''me''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."

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--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about '''me''' ''' 'me' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."
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--> "Kent Jones brushes aside this girl's concerns that she's got a guy, because '' 'Hey, that guy doesn't speak English, what can he do to stop Kent Jones?' '' You know, I'm fairly certain that a fist to the jaw and a boot to the nuts is universal across multiple languages."

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--> "Kent Jones brushes aside this girl's concerns that she's got a guy, because '' 'Hey, that guy doesn't speak English, what can he do to stop Kent Jones?' '' You know, I'm fairly certain that a fist to the jaw and a boot to the nuts is universal across multiple languages."
** On "Gold":
--> "I've had [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about '''me''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling.
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--> "But by the time we get to the hook, it's the metaphorical [[{{Squick}} sand between ]][[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything the rose petals]], if you get me."

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--> "But by the time we get to the hook, it's the metaphorical [[{{Squick}} sand between ]][[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything the rose petals]], if you get me."
** On "Don't Mind":
--> "Kent Jones brushes aside this girl's concerns that she's got a guy, because '' 'Hey, that guy doesn't speak English, what can he do to stop Kent Jones?' '' You know, I'm fairly certain that a fist to the jaw and a boot to the nuts is universal across multiple languages.
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--> "But by the time we get to the hook, it's the metaphorical sand between [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything the rose petals]] if you get me."

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--> "But by the time we get to the hook, it's the metaphorical [[{{Squick}} sand between [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything ]][[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything the rose petals]] petals]], if you get me."

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* The ''Worst Hit Songs of 2016'' list may be his most snark-filled video to date. Some highlights:
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* The ''Worst Hit Songs of 2016'' list may be his most snark-filled video to date. Some highlights:
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** On "Cake By The Ocean":
--> "But by the time we get to the hook, it's the metaphorical sand between [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything the rose petals]] if you get me."
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* His comment about "Marvin Gaye" by Charlie Puth & Music/MeghanTrainor in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25VMzOQvFpI ''Worst Hit Songs of 2015'' video]]:
--> "People who are scared of their own genitals need music too."
* In a special nod to WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop, Mark did his own 'meme review' of "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen" on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW89P3wQLZk October 26, 2016 edition of Billboard Breakdown (skip to 9.38)]].
* The closing lines of The Chainsmokers' "Collage" EP [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGaTViysckg review]]:
--> "Yeah, there are a few catchy moments, but do you know what else is catchy? Gonorrhea! And from everything The Chainsmokers have said and done over the past few years, they sound plenty acquainted with that."
* The ''Worst Hit Songs of 2016'' list may be his most snark-filled video to date. Some highlights:
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