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* From the pre-Website/YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca//blog/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[Literature/BreakingDawn Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.

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* From the pre-Website/YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca//blog/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.ca/blog//2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[Literature/BreakingDawn Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.
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* From the pre-Website/YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[Literature/BreakingDawn Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.

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* From the pre-Website/YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.ca//blog/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[Literature/BreakingDawn Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.
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* From the pre-Website/YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.

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* From the pre-Website/YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[{{Literature/Twilight}} [[Literature/BreakingDawn Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.
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* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJG0uLIG2c&t=720s May 4, 2019 episode of Billboard Breakdown]], he [[FreezeFrameBonus lists "Earth" by]] [[Music/LilDicky Lil]] [[TheScrappy Dicky]] as "ft. way too many [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] people who should know better", and he lists the genre as "hip-hop/pop/"comedy"/[[TakeThat bowel]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cancer]]".
* In the February 3, 2024 episode on "Skin and Bones" by David Kushner, where he lists the genre tags as "Miserable/virgin", describes Kushner as a "hectoring moral scold who appears to write about sex like he needs it explained to him with PowerPoint", emphasizing how ''Disney'' of all things got the "evil woman" concept more right than Kushner, and calling him "Hozier for virgins at Christian youth camp" before emphasizing that ''they'' even deserve better than him.


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* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJG0uLIG2c&t=720s May 4, 2019 episode of Billboard Breakdown]], he [[FreezeFrameBonus lists "Earth" by]] [[Music/LilDicky Lil]] Music/{{Lil|Dicky}} [[TheScrappy Dicky]] as "ft. way too many [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] people who should know better", and he lists the genre as "hip-hop/pop/"comedy"/[[TakeThat bowel]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cancer]]".
* In the February 3, 2024 episode on "Skin and Bones" by David Kushner, where he lists the genre tags as "Miserable/virgin", describes Kushner as a "hectoring moral scold who appears to write about sex like he needs it explained to him with PowerPoint", [=PowerPoint=]", emphasizing how ''Disney'' of all things got the "evil woman" concept more right than Kushner, and calling him "Hozier "Music/{{Hozier}} for virgins at Christian youth camp" before emphasizing that ''they'' even deserve better than him.

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\n* In the February 3, 2024 episode on "Skin and Bones" by David Kushner, where he lists the genre tags as "Miserable/virgin", describes Kushner as a "hectoring moral scold who appears to write about sex like he needs it explained to him with PowerPoint", emphasizing how ''Disney'' of all things got the "evil woman" concept more right than Kushner, and calling him "Hozier for virgins at Christian youth camp" before emphasizing that ''they'' even deserve better than him.

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* From the "Worst Hit Songs of 2023" list:
** On "Sabor Fresa":
--> "...but the horny flexes are also paired with a passing jab at Peso Pluma for actually hesitating if being asked to shoot someone - Fuerza Regida, they don’t have that problem. This entire song screams of unloading too soon, if you catch my drift."
** On "TQM":
--> "I had to check to see if Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were still together - apparently they’re not beyond coparenting - so it’s more likely they’re using her name as a metaphor for cocaine, which might be the only explanation why the horn pickups sound like the up-close aftermath of a colonoscopy but with added reverb!"
** On "Slut Me Out":
--> "And let’s make this clear, this song is terrible, an abbreviated whooshing embarrassment where NLE Choppa tries to be sexual and fails so catastrophically that anyone taking pointers from this in the bedroom should have their heads examined and then sue for professional negligence!"
** On his #10, [[spoiler:"FE!N"]], saying that Playboi Carti sounds like a "muppet with COVID" who is "apparently suffering mid-asthma attack", alongside "Travis Scott's own bleating of the word "FE!N" on the hook like a minion."
** On his #9, [[spoiler:"Ain't That Some"]]:
*** A rather simple opening line:
---> "And in the topic of songs that sound like sludgy, curdled ass..."
*** And an equally simple closing line:
---> "To answer the metaphorical question of this song, it is indeed ''some shit!''

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* From his review of Justin Bieber's "Changes", on a 2020 episode of On The Pulse:
--> "Because it’s not like he’s innovating or chasing a new sound on this project - the title is a complete misnomer because if I want to hear a bunch of Drake’s rejects from 2018 with phoned in guest verses… hell, I’d probably just go back to listen to Scorpion and then shoot myself!"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXteDHQuyW0 The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2013]]: "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?" by Music/{{Ylvis}} is in the Dishonourable Mentions, and Mark makes this hilarious gaffe: "Besides, I thought the Furries already told us what the fox says: The fox 'yiffs'." "Yiff" is not a vocalization, it's a slang term for having sex.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXteDHQuyW0 The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2013]]: "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?" Say?)" by Music/{{Ylvis}} is in the Dishonourable Mentions, and Mark makes this hilarious gaffe: "Besides, I thought the Furries already told us what the fox says: The fox 'yiffs'." "Yiff" is not a vocalization, it's a slang term for having sex.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXteDHQuyW0 The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2013]] "What Does The Fox Say?" by Music/Ylvis is in the Dishonourable Mentions, and Mark makes this hilarious gaffe: "Besides, I thought the Furries already told us what the fox says: The fox 'yiffs'." "Yiff" is not a vocalization, it's a slang term for having sex.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXteDHQuyW0 The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2013]] "What 2013]]: "The Fox (What Does The the Fox Say?" by Music/Ylvis Music/{{Ylvis}} is in the Dishonourable Mentions, and Mark makes this hilarious gaffe: "Besides, I thought the Furries already told us what the fox says: The fox 'yiffs'." "Yiff" is not a vocalization, it's a slang term for having sex.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXteDHQuyW0 The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2013]] "What Does The Fox Say?" by Music/Ylvis is in the Dishonourable Mentions, and Mark makes this hilarious gaffe: "Besides, I thought the Furries already told us what the fox says: The fox 'yiffs'." "Yiff" is not a vocalization, it's a slang term for having sex.
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** Also, his description of Timbaland's "Say Something" as sounding like "gurgling ass".

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** Also, his description of Timbaland's Music/{{Timbaland}}'s "Say Something" as sounding like "gurgling ass".
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--> "I've had [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' ''me'' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."

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--> "I've had [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop [[YouTubePoop YouTube Poops]] made about ''' ''me'' ''' that were a lot more melodic and compelling."
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* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJG0uLIG2c&t=720s May 4, 2019 episode of Billboard Breakdown]], he [[FreezeFrameBonus lists "Earth" by]] [[Music/LilDicky Lil]] [[TheScrappy Dicky]] as "ft. [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters way too many]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters people who should know better]]", and he lists the genre as "hip-hop/pop/"comedy"/[[TakeThat bowel]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cancer]]".


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* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJG0uLIG2c&t=720s May 4, 2019 episode of Billboard Breakdown]], he [[FreezeFrameBonus lists "Earth" by]] [[Music/LilDicky Lil]] [[TheScrappy Dicky]] as "ft. [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters way too many]] many [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters people who should know better]]", better", and he lists the genre as "hip-hop/pop/"comedy"/[[TakeThat bowel]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick cancer]]".

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* Describing the riff of "Mi Gente" as the warbling of a castrated alpaca on July 22, 2017 episode.
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*** As he ends the video, he sums up his feelings towards the year in two words: [[spoiler: SCREW 2016!]]

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*** ** As he ends the video, he sums up his feelings towards the year in two words: [[spoiler: SCREW 2016!]]
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* In the April 08 2017 episode during the More Life album bomb, upon finding out Drake didn't give credit to Skepta/Sampha in any of the songs they were featured.
-->'''Mark''': Hey Drake, as a fellow Canadian in Toronto I'm going to say this as politely as possible: [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU!]]


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*** As he ends the video, he sums up his feelings towards the year in two words: [[spoiler: SCREW 2016!]]
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** His #1 pick, [[spoiler: "Sunday Best" by Surfaces]], has its genre listed as "pop/[[TakeThat torture]]"
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--> I mean...''duh.''

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--> I "I mean...''duh.''''"
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* From the ''Worst Hit Songs of 2020'' list:
** Just [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqDldnYXcAEpVhb?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 the thumbnail.]] Usually he has multiple artists on it who are on the list, but this time it's only two pictures of the same artist: Justin Bieber.
*From the ''Best Hit Songs of 2020'' list:
** His #1 pick, [[spoiler: The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights"]], is so obvious that he skips his usual long intro and instead opts with:
--> I mean...''duh.''
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* From Ep 5 of The Trailing Edge: [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcZ8VduV0AAE8Wb?format=jpg&name=large Mark's take on the album cover of "America" by 30 Seconds To Mars.]]

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* From Ep 5 of The Trailing Edge: [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcZ8VduV0AAE8Wb?format=jpg&name=large Mark's take on the album cover of "America" by 30 Seconds To Mars.]]
Mars (pictured above).
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** A similar moment happens in ''The Top 50 Best Hit Songs of the 2010's'', when he lists [[spoiler:"This Afternoon" by Music/{{Nickelback}}]] as a Canadian hit that could have made the list if it was bigger in the United States.
--> "Yes, that just happened. You're welcome."

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