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*** Even funnier when you consider this is the first time we've heard Daniel Craig's Bond order his classic martini onscreen.
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** Before that, he sits down at the bar and orders his classic, vodka martini shaken not stirred. The barman tells him that he's in a health clinic, they don't serve alcohol. The look of confusion and disdain on Bond's face is classic.
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* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: cracking up at his own joke about bringing the Aston Martins back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), saying "Oh, shit!" once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''de jure,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).
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* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: cracking up at his own joke about Bond bringing the Aston Martins back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), saying "Oh, shit!" once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar ''de jure,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).
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* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), saying "Oh, shit!" once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar de jure, and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).
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* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: cracking up at his own joke about bringing the Aston Martins back "in one piece instead of bringing back one piece," reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), saying "Oh, shit!" once he sees a champagne bottle instead of the CoolCar de jure, ''de jure,'' and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).
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** There's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJpHIolXg7Q one]] for Creator/RogerMoore as well.
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** During the chase, Bond finds himself behind a slow driving Fiat 500. His eventual solution is just accelerate until the small car is out of the way (to the shock\annoyance of the InnocentBystander). It amazingly doesn't crash, but the impact is enough to release the airbag!
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** During the chase, Bond finds himself behind a slow driving Fiat 500. His eventual solution is just accelerate until the small car is out of the way (to the shock\annoyance shock/annoyance of the InnocentBystander). It amazingly doesn't crash, but the impact is enough to release the airbag!
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** In the midst of the chase, Bond takes the time to express some jealousy/disapproval of the fact that Moneypenny has a gentleman caller.
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* After being led into the meteorite observatory in SPECTRE's Morocco facility, Bond and Swann stare at it for a moment before Oberhauser shows up. After a pause, Bond quips "I think we're supposed to be impressed."
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** Even better is he states it like the command one might give to an unruly pet. "Ah! ''Stay.''"
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** And given the car ends up [[spoiler:[[ChronicallyCrashedCar dropped into a river]], Bond and Q have a priceless exchange: "I delivered the car onto the Tiber." "Oh, it was nothing. Just a 3 million pound prototype...".]]
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* Bond telling the barman at the clinic that he can "cut out the middleman" and put a green health drink straight down the toilet.
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** The "atmosphere" button reveals that 009 is apparently a big fan of the song "New York, New York," to which Bond roars "NO!"
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* The twist of [[spoiler: Bond and Blofeld being brothers has led to many people comparing the twist to the [[Film/AustinPowers Austin Powers]] movies and saying that they expected to see [[Creator/MichaelCaine Michael Caine]] showing up at some point as their father.]]
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* Q gives many {{Adorkable}} moments: reminding 007 that it's better he's not fired as he's got "a mortgage and two cats to feed" (with Bond replying Q'd better help him "for the sake of the cats"), saying "Oh, shit!" once he sees a champagne bootle instead of the CoolCar de jure, and replying to an angry M regarding 007's whereabouts (tracking device shows Austria, [[BlatantLies Q says "He's currently in Chelsea..."]]).
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* The additional extras of the prototype Aston Martin [=DB10=] are pronounced with duct tape function labels instead of integrated into the upholstery. [[spoiler:and only two of them work as they're described, which is somewhat frustrating in the middle of a chase.]]
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** And given the car ends up [[spoiler:[[ChronicallyCrashedCar dropped into a river]], Bond and Q have a priceless exchange: "I delivered the car onto the Tiber." "Oh, it was nothing. Just a 3 million pound prototype...".]]
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* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "I am MickeyMouse!"[[note]]More precisely, [[GratuitousItalian "Io sono Topolino!"]][[/note]] And [[BrickJoke the guard calls him by that name once 007 is exposed]].
* How Bond introduces himself to the guard outside the SPECTRE meeting? "I am MickeyMouse!"[[note]]More precisely, [[GratuitousItalian "Io sono Topolino!"]][[/note]] And [[BrickJoke the guard calls him by that name once 007 is exposed]].
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* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "And I know what 'C' stands for."]] [[spoiler: Said by M to Denbigh (i.e. C) when Denbigh claims M stands for 'Moron' as C holds M at gunpoint, [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets his gun utterly out of bullets]] in a CallBack to ''Film/CasinoRoyale''.[[note]]M clarifies for the censors that he meant "careless".[[/note]]]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SiRA3lSuw A fan-made ''Spectre'' trailer]] featuring Creator/PierceBrosnan as James Bond is a treat for fans who miss seeing the actor portray the iconic spy.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SiRA3lSuw A fan-made ''Spectre'' trailer]] featuring Creator/PierceBrosnan as James Bond is a treat for fans who miss seeing the actor portray the iconic spy.
