History Funny / SouthParkTheStickOfTruth

** [[spoiler: And Kenny's way of trying to make one of the Ginger Hall Monitor open the hall gate.]]

* The intro, which is absolutely EPIC, culminating in the New Kid seeing the stick of truth, then warding off an elvish invasion, Cartman was excited they won and jeers at the elves until...
--> '''Clyde''': It's gone.\\
'''Cartman''': What?\\
'''Clyde''': The Stick of Truth. The elves got it.\\
'''Cartman''': ''[[[{{Beat}} Long Beat]]]'' '''''[[YouHaveFailedMe THAT WAS YOUR ONE GODDAMN JOB, CLYDE!]] TO GUARD THE STICK OF FUCKING TRUTH!''''' Clyde, you are hereby '''''BANISHED FROM SPACE AND TIME!'''''
* Also, [[WholesomeCrossdresser Kenny dressing up as a PRINCESS.]]

* '''Cartman''': [[ScheduleSlip "Coming this holiday season! Or... some, holiday season, hopefully, kinda soon. You know how video games are..."]]
* When Trey and Matt come on stage during the reveal of the game, Trey gives this little number.
-->'''Trey''': How many times have you been watching an episode of South Park and thought; "I'd like to be able to watch this on my television, while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device, which is ''hooked into my oven,'' all while sitting in the refridgerator?" Well we're not doing that, we're doing this game.
* The end of the E3 trailer, which had Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny running away from a rapidly-growing Clyde, followed by Cartman's response:
-->'''Cartman''': '''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!'''
* Jimmy as "The Bard" gives buffs from the sideline to his minions via songs, which are various forms of innuendos including a "yo mama" jokes.
-->There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow.\\
She didn't talk much, but boy did she swallow!

-->I had a nice lance that she sat upon,\\
The lady from Stonebury, who is also your mom!
* During the Elf Invasion, we get this from Cartman as he sees Butters fight a elf
--> '''Cartman:''' Butters! Butters! You're losing! Stop losing!
--> '''Butters:''' But I don't wanna make em' feel bad!
** Also this:
--> '''Cartman:''' I swear to god Scott, if you keep fighting like a pussy, I'll come over there and kick you in your diabetic nuts!
* During the tutorial fight, Cartman explains to the New Kid about how using Heroic Powers uses Power Points (or PP) for short, and [[HehHehYouSaidX Clyde chuckles at this]], leading to this outburst from Cartman:
--> '''Cartman:''' '''IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING BETTER NAME FOR THEM, THEN FUCKING SAY IT CLYDE!! FUCKING ASSHOLE!! I'M THE KING AND I SAY IT'S PP!!'''

* During the tutorial fight, Cartman explains to the New Kid about how using Heroic Powers uses Power Points (or PP) for short, and Clyde chuckles at this, leading to this outburst from Cartman:

* The intro, which is absolutely EPIC, culminating in the New Kid seeing the stick of truth, then warding off an elvish invasion, and then...

'''Cartman''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' '''''[[YouHaveFailedMe THAT WAS YOUR ONE GODDAMN JOB, CLYDE!]] TO GUARD THE STICK OF FUCKING TRUTH!''''' Clyde, you are hereby '''''BANISHED FROM SPACE AND TIME!'''''

-->There was a fair maiden of Stonebury Hollow.\\
She may not talk much, but boy could she swallow!

* The intro, which is absolutely EPIC, culminating in the New Kid seeing the stick of truth, and then...

--> '''Clyde''': It's gone. The elves got it.
--> '''Cartman''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' '''''THAT WAS YOUR ONE GODDAMN JOB, CLYDE! TO GUARD THE STICK OF FUCKING TRUTH!'''''

* '''Cartman''': "Coming this holiday season! Or... some, holiday season, hopefully, kinda soon. You know how video games are."

-->I had a nice that she sat upon,\\

* Jimmy as "The Bard" gives buffs from the sideline to his minions via songs, which are various forms of insults including "yo mama" jokes.

* Jimmy as "The Bard" gives buffs to the sideline to his minions via songs, which are various forms of insults including "yo mama" jokes.

-->Cartman: '''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!'''

* The end of the E3 trailer, which had the Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny running away from a rapidly-growing Clyde, followed by Cartman's response:

-->'''Trey''': How many times have you been watching an episode of South Park and thought; "I'd like to be able to watch this on my television, while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device, which is ''hooked into my oven,'' all while sitting in the refridgerator?" Well we're not doing that, we're doing this game.

* '''Cartman''': "Coming this holiday season! Or... some, holiday season, hopefully, kinda soon. You know how video games are."

* "Coming this holiday season! Or... some, holiday season, hopefully, kinda soon. You know how video games are."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tLmOcBjYFg Randy teaching the]] [[{{Fartillery}} Nagasaki.]]

-->'''Cartman''': ''[{{beat}}]'' ...Kevin, goddammit. Every fucking time, Kevin. God-fucking-dammit, seriously.

--> '''Butters''': It's gone. Valve's got it.
--> '''Cartman''': ''[{{Beat}}]'' '''''THAT WAS YOUR ONE GODDAMN JOB, CLOD! TO GUARD THE STICK OF F*CKING TRUTH!'''''
* Also, [[WholesomeCrossdresser Kenny dressing up as a PRINCESS..]]

* Also, [[WholesomeCrossdresser Kyle dressing up as a PRINCESS..]]

-->'''Cartman''': ''[beat]'' ...Kevin, goddammit. Every fucking time, Kevin. God-fucking-dammit, seriously.

-->'''Kevin''': ''[While dressed as [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]]]'' Let us charge our shields and use photon torpedoes to vaporize the Kingons!

-->'''Kevin''': Charge our shields and use photon torpedoes to vaporize the Klingons!

* The continuation of the RunningGag which sees Kevin turn up to play with the other kids in a sci-fi costume, when the others are dressed like fantasy characters.