History Funny / SonicVillains

* One person decides to ask Boom!Shadow a very peculiarly-worded question, with ''literally everyone else'' being GenreSavvy and appropriately horrified enough about it to practically ''beg'' Shadow not to answer it. This unfortunately causes Shadow's curiosity on it to peak, and then he himself posits the question he was asked... "just who exactly ''is'' Joe?"

** Sleet and Dingo [[OnlyInItForTheMoney like the money]] and how it pays with power, respect, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers free chicken]].

* Sara, Dingo and Scratch making faces at Eggman's reflective bald head. We have about as much context for that as you do (read: the question being about the "Baldy [=McNosehair=]" nickname, and ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext pretty much nothing else]]'').

* A guy inadvertently reveals one of Sonic's most terrible actions against Eggman… giving him the EmbarrassingNickname of [[VideoGame/SonicColors [=Baldy McNosehair=]]]. All of his subordinates respond with nothing less than ''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughing their asses off]]''.

--->'''Scourge:''' Is that a f**kin' microwave!?\\

** Following this, a moment of silence happens, Eggman questions how they should respond next -- and we also lied about it being "literally anyone else", since it's Sara who (via a fully animated moment) [[TooDumbToLive decides to deliver the punchline]].

-->'''Scourge:''' God help me.\\
'''Rosy:''' Ha-ha! Today!\\

* A guy inadvertently reveals one of Sonic's most terrible actions against Eggman… giving him the EmbarrassingNickname of [=Baldy McNosehair=]. All his subordinates respond with nothing less than ''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughing their asses off]]''.

* Sara, Dingo and Scratch making faces at Eggman's reflective bald head. We have about as much context for that as you do.

'''EXE!Cubot:''' ''(too busy making a strange [[Franchise/{{Persona}} "I art thou, thou art I"]] speech)''

** "This [[StylisticSelfParody heavily-cheekboned]] human father figure already annoys the heck out of me. Your son is a [[Franchise/SpiderMan MENACE]]! I say ''ground'' the putrid little beast!"

*** FreezeFrameBonus regarding the ''Praise Be Thy Overlord'' ad and [[StylisticSuck its incredibly poor marketing knowledge]]: the phone number used to order it is 1-[[Memes/DragonBall 9000]]-3752-75679 (which has thirteen digits despite likely meaning to evoke a "1-800" United States phone number of ten digits), the disclaimer is that the buyer needs to [[CaptainObvious "be made of flesh or metal to order"]], its stated price is 270 rings (not too expensive if going by the prices of food or souvenirs from ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'') or $300.99 (''very'' expensive for a book if meant to be in USD, and doesn't even use the ".99" tactic correctly[[note]]Prices of goods and services in some countries often end in ".99", ".95" or ".90" instead of rounding up to the next whole number in order to make use of a "left-digit effect", where potential buyers will focus on the leftmost digit of a price and subconsciously make decisions based on it (see Website/TheOtherWiki's article on [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_pricing psychological pricing]] for more info). In the case of Eggman's book, the next whole number would be $301, with the leftmost digit not changing, and thus not having as strong a psychological impact as $299.99 would rounding up to $300 -- a number which Eggman ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint added]]'' 99 cents to instead of doing the opposite.[[/note]]), and a website link of "The Devilled Egg / [=BossEgg@EggmanEmpire.com=]" (which mixes a URL with an email address… [[EpicFail in reverse, and with spaces]]).

* The team behind ''Sonic Villains'' [[https://www.youtu.be/rgZWsrwMAXo reacts to "Sonic Tonic"]], the most infamous episode of ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground'' thanks to it having… erm… [[FetishFuel something afoot]]. By the end of it all, Teddy is broken:

--->'''Eggman:''' Hmm. So that's how that tree made it in here.

** Boom!Shadow has to listen to [[Recap/SonicBoomS1E52ItTakesAVillageToDefeatAHedgehog yet another Eggman getting hyped over him]]:

-->'''Eggman:''' Um… thank you?
** Naugus likewise likes Eggman for the same reasons, and demonstrates it through briefly turning his head into a chicken's for fun, just as he did back in [[WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM the SatAM cartoon]].

*** The obvious presumption is that Shadow's lack of a response means he simply wasn't listening enough to care, but given that he does answer when it's his time to, it's still not out of the question that-- behind the lack of SequentialArt or animation-- he could've simply [[DeathGlare given Dingo a disapproving look]] in his own way.

'''Cubot:''' ''([[DontExplainTheJoke a robot, if we need remind you]])'' [[TooDumbToLive Why not--]]\\

** Dingo also likes Naugus, Rosy and the hench-bots, especially since he had fun [[BrickJoke playing fetch with them earlier]].

** To be fair though, Grounder did notice. Why didn't he say anything?

* With Eggman busy handling "Kitty-chan and Pinky [=McCrazypants=]", Shadow and Scourge-- the two most antisocial members of the group-- are left to trade notes, with a question being asked regarding [[Recap/SonicBoomS2E51EggmanTheVideoGamePart1 the time Boom!Eggman tricked Shadow into gunning for Boom!Sonic]].

* It turns out Eggman's kidnapped Fleetway!Sonic (and yes, he does [[AccentAdaptation have a British accent]] here, thank you for noticing) and locked him up to use his SuperpoweredEvilSide for later. What does Scourge do the moment he learns about this, and sees this Sonic too locked in chains to do anything? ''[[TheGadfly Toy with him]]'' like a school bully. It's too bad this (predictably) [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom bites him and everyone else in the ass later.]]

'''Fleetway!Sonic:''' ''You're'' the one that's gonna need a long rest after I break outta these--! ''(groans out of [[PainfulTransformation sudden pain]])''\\

--->'''EXE!Grounder:''' ''S[-ILENCE, [[SophisticatedAsHell YOU OVERGROWN TOASTER]]-]! Y[-OUR LYRICS BORE ME-]! Y[-OUR ATTEMPTS TO IGNORE THE BREWING STORM THAT IS -]I[- ARE [[AndAnotherThing AS INCOMPETENT AS YOUR PARENTING SKILLS]]-]!''\\

'''Scourge:''' Ditto. The longer this goes on, [[TemptingFate the funnier it gets.]]

** Sleet and Dingo [[OnlyInItForTheMoney like the money]] and how it pays with power, respect and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers free chicken]].

** Reversing the audio of this point of the Q&A will reveal that Rosy wasn't being metaphorical when she said that-- Cubot and Grounder are indeed singing a very, ''very'' out-of-tune version of [[WesternAnimation/OneFroggyEvening "Ragtime Gal"]] backwards.

** In light of the UsefulNotes/Covid19Pandemic, .EXE and Super give the audience the useful advice to "stay outside", "never wash those filthy little hands" and ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice "HAVE FUN DYING!"]]''

*** Special mention goes to Maddie Wachowski from ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'', who's laughing in embarrassment and denying that the Sonic in her purse is her's.

*** You heard that right-- Eggman doesn't mind being in, er… ''[[UnusualEuphemism alternative media]]'' so long as he gets his good side shown.

*** FreezeFrameBonus regarding the ''Praise Be Thy Overlord'' ad and [[StylisticSuck its incredibly poor marketing knowledge]]: the phone number used to order it is 1-[[Memes/DragonBall 9000]]-3752-75679 (which has thirteen digits despite likely meaning to evoke a "1-800" United States phone number of ten digits), the disclaimer is that the buyer needs to [[CaptainObvious "be made of flesh or metal to order"]], its stated price is 270 rings (not too expensive if going by the prices of food or souvenirs from ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'') or $300.99 (''very'' expensive for a book if meant to be in USD, and doesn't even use the ".99" tactic correctly[[note]]Prices of goods and services in some countries often end in ".99", ".95" or ".90" instead of rounding up to the next whole number in order to make use of a "left-digit effect", where potential buyers will focus on the leftmost digit of a price and subconsciously make decisions based on it (see Website/TheOtherWiki's article on [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_pricing psychological pricing]] for more info). In the case of Eggman's book, the next whole number would be $301, with the leftmost digit not changing, and thus not having as strong a psychological impact as $299.99 would rounding up to $300-- a number which Eggman ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint added]]'' 99 cents to instead of doing the opposite.[[/note]]), and a website link of "The Devilled Egg / [=BossEgg@EggmanEmpire.com=]" (which mixes a URL with an email address… [[EpicFail in reverse, and with spaces]]).

** Following this, a moment of silence happens, Eggman questions how they should respond next-- and we also lied about it being "literally anyone else" since it's Sara who (via a fully animated moment) [[TooDumbToLive decides to deliver the punchline.]]

** Dark Oak likening Cosmo's allegiance to her version of Sonic and friends [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg (and "hairless rat child" Chris Thorndyke)]] to an over-emotional teenager going through a rebellious streak and running away with a "dumb fox ''boyfriend''". Eggman sympathizes, remembering the time [[VideoGame/SonicHeroes when his own "son" had such a "phase" of his own.]]

* The Q&A ends on a [[CruelTwistEnding dark note]] with [[HijackedByCthulhu Sonic.exe and Fleetway Super Sonic]] '''''murdering everyone''''''. It's horrifying, yes… but it's such a ridiculously over-the-top case of MoodWhiplash that it [[CrossesTheLineTwice loops all the way back to being hilarious]].

* Following the ''very'' CruelTwistEnding of [[HijackedByCthulhu Sonic.exe and Fleetway Super Sonic]] '''''murdering everyone else in the Q&A''''', Fleetway Super Sonic talks to the audience to casually assure them not to worry because the cast is [[SnapBack "only temporarily dead".]]

* Some of the posters are pretty amusing:
** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711055.png a parody]] of ''WesternAnimation/MickeysHouseOfVillains''.
** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711057.png 4 science!]]
** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711058.png Mother's Day 2019.]]
*** Special mention goes to Maddie Wachowski from ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'', who's laughing in embarrassment and denying that the Sonic in her purse isn't her's.
** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711063.png Mega-Droid!]]
** Sally Acorn dresses as [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711070.png Sailor Moon.]]
** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711072.png Metal Sonic has Amy in his clutches...and both are wearing party hats.]] Amy is just as confused as we are.
** [[https://www.miitoons.com/s/cc_images/cache_4231711083.png Sara playing Sonia's keyboard.]]
* The team behind *Villains* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgZWsrwMAXo reacts to Sonic Tonic]]
** By the end of it all, Teddy is broken:
---> '''Teddy:''' I'm just convinced there's a Sonic Underground episode where they just, like, smoke weed or something at this point. [[BizarroUniverse I don't know what happens in this show, and I don't wanna know.]]