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* Someone discovered the unedited lines of what Team Chaotix sing during their Team Blast. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTBA9xVHdKA The result is priceless]].
-->'''Espio:''' [[StylisticSuck Born in the darkness to live in the dark-ness, that's the ninja's creEEed.]]\\
'''Charmy:''' [[StylisticSuck BEE BEE BEE! Charmy the Bee! Charmy the Bee's got lots of honey!]]\\
'''Vector:''' [[StylisticSuck YEAH YEAH! I'm the one, I'm Vector the Crocodile! Herrheh!!]]

-->'''Tails:''' It's a vault!
'''Knuckles:''' This must be where Eggman keeps all his money...

-->'''Omega:''' Does not compute. Illogical.

-->'''Espio:''' I sense something...\\

** Even better. Sometimes the dialogue isn't all used at once, so it is very possible to run into a scenario where a ghost pops up, and for Vector's line to be used in response, completely without context. The result is as absurd and hilarious as it sounds.

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-->'''Sonic:''' Hey, let's try firing that thing!\\
'''Knuckles:''' Hey, come on now! Don't do it, Sonic!
* Sometimes after the Robot Carnival fight, Tails might utter this gem...
-->'''Tails:''' Making robots is the same as breaking robots!

-->'''Amy (to Eggman):''' [[DisproportionateRetribution It's your fault that Sonic and I aren't together!]] [[ChewingTheScenery YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE RST OF YOUR LIFE!!!]]

** As it turns out it was originally a lot funnier still. In the WIP version of the intro(Featured in Sonic Gems Collection and floating around online) Rouge does an excited fist-pump when she says "Aww yeah baby, this makes us a team!" and stares back and forth between Omega as they continue to intentionally not make eye contact like children being forced to get along by the teacher.

-->'''Vector''': [[BerserkButton Some nerve promising whatcha ain't got!]]\\
'''Espio''': We've been had!\\
'''Eggman''': [[OhCrap It's just...wait a minute!]] [[AintTooProudToBeg Just listen to me!]]\\
'''Charmy''': [[VerbThis Take THIS]], you bad man!\\
'''Eggman''': (''Screams in agony as Charmy stings the crap out of him'')

---> '''Cream''': I can't believe he did that just so he could get away. Mr. Sonic must be really...\\
'''Amy''': *Glaring angrily at Cream* Really...what?\\
'''Cream''': Ah...nothing... *laughs nervously*

--->'''Espio''': Man, talk about a major misunderstanding...\\
'''Vector''': Yeah, sure made fools of ourselves...\\
'''Charmy''': Nothing new for you, Vector~\\
'''Vector''': What?! You were the one who suggested we jump at the chance!

** What makes the battle even funnier is that when playing as Team Rose, [[ArtificialStupidity Team Sonic's AI usually commits suicide immediately and jumps off the platform]], giving the effect that Sonic is just ''that'' desperate to get away.
** After the fight, there's this dialogue between Amy and Cream in Team Rose's story before Casino Park:

-->'''Amy (to Eggman):''' [[DisproportianateRetribution It's your fault that Sonic and I aren't together!]] [[ChewingTheScenery YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR THE RST OF YOUR LIFE!!!]]

-->'''Amy (to Eggman):''' It's your fault that Sonic and I aren't together!

-->'''Omega:''' Well, that's a load off my back.

--->'''Sonic:''' Marriage?! NO WAY!!!

* Pictured above. Eggman getting repeatedly stung by Charmy. Sonic's ArchEnemy got beat up '''by a six-year old honey bee'''.

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* Eggman getting repeatedly stung by Charmy. Sonic's ArchEnemy got beat up '''by a six-year old honey bee'''.

* During Team Dark's intro, as Rouge forces the other two to join hands, Omega's "eyes" widen in surprise, while Shadow looks away in annoyance.

* During Team Dark's intro, as Rouge forces the other two to join hands, Omega's "eyes" widen in surprise, while Shadow looks away in an annoyed way.

* Eggman getting repeatedly stung by Charmy. You know that, Eggman got beat up '''by a six-year old honey bee'''.

* After defeating Team Dark, Team Sonic arrives to Hang Castle. Tails feels frightened of the castle, and Knuckles teases him into thinking that they saw the "ghost" of Shadow.

* There's the dialogue in the Bullet Station stage with Team Sonic when the team saw the internal mechanism of the giant cannon:

-->'''Vector''': Some nerve promising whatcha ain't got!\\