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Funny moments in Sonic Heroes.


  • During Team Dark's intro, Rouge forces the other two to join hands. Omega's "eyes" widen in surprise, while Shadow looks away in annoyance.
    • As it turns out it was originally a lot funnier still. In the WIP version of the intro (featured in Sonic Gems Collection and floating around online), Rouge does an excited fist-pump when she says "Aww yeah baby, this makes us a team!" and stares back and forth between Omega and Shadow as they continue to intentionally not make eye contact like children being forced to get along by the teacher.
  • The Chaotix's client accidentally revealing himself.
    Vector: There you are, you mustache moron! He's the one right?
    Client: MUSTACHE MORON?! I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST- Ahem, take him out. Quickly.
    Vector: This is gonna cost ya extra!
  • What makes this even funnier is that Espio and Charmy still don't figure it out, and are genuinely shocked to discover their client's identity. There's also this easy-to-miss gem right at the start of Final Fortress:
    Charmy: We'll be able to meet our client soon!
    Vector: [knowingly] Riiiiight... our client. We should probably rescue them.
  • Eggman getting repeatedly stung by Charmy. Sonic's Arch-Enemy got beat up by a six-year old honey bee.
    Vector: Some nerve promising whatcha ain't got!
    Espio: We've been had!
    Eggman: It's just...wait a minute! Just listen to me!
    Charmy: Take THIS, you bad man!
    Eggman: (Screams in agony as Charmy stings the crap out of him)
    • Also, in the ending, Team Chaotix suddenly remembering they never got paid. For extra points, Eggman is trying to sneakily tiptoe away when Vector realizes this.
      Vector: That slime ball!!!
  • Rail Canyon, with Team Sonic, with their first encounter of a bullet train.
    Tails: Sonic, look out!
    Sonic: WHOOOOAA!!! (first genuine loud freak out)
    • Similarly in Hang Castle, near the end of the level. Team Sonic falls off of a rail into what appears to be nothing, accompanied by one of the "death by fall" clips.... then you hit one of the reversing switches, and sometimes you'll get Sonic giving a hilariously timed Flat "What".
  • During the Egg Hawk cutscene with Team Chaotix, this little exchange occurs.
    Espio: That's the evil scientist, Dr. Eggman!
    Charmy: Dr. Who?
  • The end of Team Sonic's story has Knuckles teasing Sonic, claiming that he couldn't have made it through the venture alone. Sonic... agrees and thanks him for the part he played. His expression is priceless.
  • Omega gets a pretty funny line if he pulls off a large kill combo.
    [bonus points appear]
    Omega: Worthless consumer models!
  • This gem from Charmy during the Metal Madness fight.
    Charmy: Incomplete freak!
  • If you leave any of the members of Team Chaotix idle for a bit, they'll usually get in a chuckle-worthy line.
    Vector: Darn, I forgot to pay the electric bill for the office.
  • Team Chaotix's Team Blast. They play music so badly that everyone explodes.
  • Someone discovered the unedited lines of what Team Chaotix sing during their Team Blast. The result is priceless.
    Espio: Born in the darkness to live in the dark-ness, that's the ninja's creEEed.
    Charmy: BEE BEE BEE! Charmy the Bee! Charmy the Bee's got lots of honey!
    Vector: YEAH YEAH! I'm the one, I'm Vector the Crocodile! Herrheh!!
    • On top of the fact that all three of the Chaotix are Dreadful Musicians, all their styles clash horribly with each other. No wonder all those robots explode upon hearing it...
    • Made even funnier due to the the special effect of their Team Blast often leading to a positive feedback loop where the carnage of their first Team Blast pre-pays the tab for their next Team Blast, letting them sing their song again and again and again...
  • After defeating Team Dark, Team Sonic arrives at Hang Castle. Tails is unnerved, and Knuckles teases him into thinking that they saw the "ghost" of Shadow.
  • The Team Rose vs. Team Sonic fight. Not only is the reason for the fight hilarious (Amy tells Sonic "This time there's no way out of marrying me!" Cue fight), but winning the fight as Team Rose with Amy as the leader gives us this line — it's the delivery that sells it;
    Amy: Sonic! Let's go on our HONEYMOOOOOOOOON!
  • There's the dialogue in the Bullet Station stage with Team Sonic when they see the internal mechanism of the giant cannon:
    Sonic: Hey, let's try firing that thing!
  • There's this dialogue from Amy before the Egg Emperor boss fight:
  • During the Team Dark boss battle, defeating either Shadow or Rouge while Omega is still active could lead to Omega uttering this line:
  • While playing through Lost Jungle, Omega may say this line after witnessing a robot be destroyed by a giant fruit that fell off the vine:
    Omega: Beaten by fruit. How weak they must be...
  • This corny but hilarious rebuttal that chains off Team Rose's conflict with Team Chaotix:
    Vector: Excuse me miss, I was wondering if I can ask you something.
    Amy: *walks off uninterested* If it's about a date, it'll have to wait.
    Vector: *indignant* A DAAAATE?!? You think this is a joke, you lil' brat?!
    • Following that team battle, if you play as Team Chaotix, they're noticeably embarrassed from the blunder. Charmy, however, has a really hilarious line towards Vector.
      Espio: Man, talk about a major misunderstanding...
      Vector: Yeah, sure made fools of ourselves...
      Charmy: Nothing new for you, Vector~
      Vector: What?! You were the one who suggested we jump at the chance!
  • The commercial for the game. The commissioner rushes to the headquarters of the League of Superheroes and tells them that the city is under attack, only to find that every member of the League of Superheroes is too elderly to do anything heroic. The announcer then says, "It's time for some new heroes.".
  • The ghosts in Hang Castle and Mystic Mansion. All they do is appear unexpectedly and afterwards stand around doing nothing or move around while chuckling every few seconds, barely posing themselves as a threat to the characters.
    • Omega's reaction to a ghost appearing in Hang Castle or Mystic Mansion.
      Omega: Does not compute. Illogical.
    • Team Chaotix's reaction to a ghost appearing in Hang Castle or Mystic Mansion.
      Espio: I sense something...
      Charmy: [singing] I see where you are!
      Vector: What are you singing about?
      • Even better. Sometimes the dialogue isn't all used at once, so it is very possible to run into a scenario where a ghost pops up, and for Vector's line to be used in response, completely without context. The result is as absurd and hilarious as it sounds.
  • This dialogue whenever Team Chaotix are avoiding being spotted in various missions.
    Espio: Hey, they're asleep. So stay quiet and move slowly...
    Charmy: (loudly) OK!!!
    Vector: (even louder) Whaddya doing?! Be quiet!
  • In Casino Park as Team Dark, Omega is so focused on going after Eggman that he tells off Shadow for sightseeing the casino.
    Shadow: Cool city.
    Omega: Our top priority is Dr. Eggman. Don't forget that. No time to waste.
    Rouge: You're too serious, Omega.
    • During the same stage, when you stand idle as Shadow, he will say, "What a worthless city." This is just after complimenting it at the beginning of the level.
  • When Sonic is reading Eggman's letter during Team Sonic's intro, he runs backwards!
  • In the PC version, by adding in a line in an .ini file, you can disable all voice clips not accompanied with subtitles. What is this code? "Charmy_Shutup 1."
  • The WIP version of the main theme song, Sonic Heroes that's been floating around online for years. While it offers an interesting look into the production process, you can't help but crack up when the lyrics consist entirely of Johnney Gioeli mumbling nonsense to himself and occasionally shouting "SONIC HEROES" when appropriate.
  • Before the Casino Park stage in Team Chaotix's story, we have Vector grabbing Charmy while Charmy demands that he lets him go and play the casino games.
  • When discovering the secret vault in Casino Park/Bingo Highway as Team Sonic, we get this exchange:
    Tails: It's a vault!
    Knuckles: This must be where Eggman keeps all his money...
    Sonic: In that case, we can just help ourselves!

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