History Funny / Shazam2019

* Shazam goes to a strip club. To Freddy's frustration, he's only in there for five minutes, only getting one of the complimentary wings, because of a lack of funds.

** Shazam being ignored at his own movie premier, because the fans all want Jason Momoa

* The TakeThat at Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice in the climax where a child is playing with action figures of Superman and Batman, having them fight each other...but then when he sees Shazam and Sivana fighting each other out the window, he promptly drops both figures to the floor, all interest in his Batman VS Superman game being lost.

'''Billy:''' ''[giggling]'' [[AtrociousAlias Are you for real?]]\\

** Billy also gets grossed out by the Wizard telling him to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar grab his staff]].

* As Shazam and Sivana do PowerFloats several hundred feet away from each other, Sivana starts making a BadassBoast to Shazam about how he'll kill the hero...and Shazam, not having super hearing powers, [[RealityEnsues can't hear a thing he's saying]].

'''Shazam:''' ''[trying to make out what the flip he's saying]'' ... [[WaitWhat Wait]], [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT?!]]\\

'''Shazam:''' ... Are you making some, like, [[EvilGloating big, evil-guy speech]] right now or somethin'? [[RealityEnsues You're like a mile away from me right now, there's cars and tru-]]\\

* Freddy’s intro in which Rosa asks him not to say anything weird to Billy.

'''Sivana:''' - you will ''beg'' for mercy as I feast on your heart... slow-\\

-->'''Sivana:''' Enough games, boy! You think a pack of children can...\\

'''Shazam:''' ''[trying to make out what the flip he's saying]'' [[WaitWhat Wait]], [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT?!]]\\
'''Sivana:''' ...you will beg for mercy as I feast on your heart. Slowly...\\
'''Shazam:''' Are you making some, like, [[EvilGloating big, evil-guy speech]] right now or somethin'? [[RealityEnsues You're like a mile away from me right now, there's cars and trucks-]]\\
'''Sivana:''' I will have the world in the palm of my hand...\\

'''Sivana:''' Only ''I'' have the power to unleash...\\
'''Shazam:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Ah, whatever, screw it!]]

* A transformed Darla telling the mall Santa she just rescued that she has been a GOOD girl and nearly squees aloud when she sees him.

* Sloth seems to have a thing in restraining [[MinidressOfPower Mary]] with [[TentacleRope its tentacles]], which would've been squicky if it was [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles anime]].
** Speaking of [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles anime tentacles]], we have such a moment with Sivana calling off Lust killing Darla when Shazam says he'll surrender. The funny part comes in when Darla goes from being terrified that Lust was about to eat her to giving the demon an irritated slap.

** Adding to the comedy is the fact that Batman VS Superman has been derogatorily compared to a kid who doesn't know anything about Batman and Superman other than they're popular smashing his action figures together. Given Creator/DavidFSandberg is OneOfUs...

** Even funnier is that up to this point, most superhero fights in the DC Universe have very rarely had eyewitnesses. That child accidentally guessed what his two favourite heroes used to be like.

* [[https://mobile.twitter.com/Animated_Antic/status/1114180748334915584 One]] twitter user took the scene from ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'' where Creator/ZacharyLevi's character Flynn Rider is commenting on how a wanted poster can't get his nose right, and replaced the wanted poster image with Shazam.

[[caption-width-right:350:They're evidently not ready for this kind of game yet.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer, please."'']]

[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shazam_6.jpg]] [[caption-width-right:250:[[Film/JusticeLeague2017 Clark tells me you're the thirstiest superhero he's ever met.]]]]

* To prove that he's Billy, Shazam opens his backpack and shows he did take Freddy's crushed bullet that hit Superman... only for it to fall into a manhole below.

** This RunningGag provides some of the best dialogue in the movie, with Shazam shooting down names such as "Mr. Philadelphia" ("that sounds like something with cream cheese!").

** Made even funnier when he accidentaly zaps a power line shortly after saying that.

'''Shazam:''' ...Freeman, I'm gonna come over there and ''beat'' you.

--> '''Victor:''' Just mention you're a foster kid, they eat that shit up!

* After Billy storms off during dinner after arguing with Freddy, Rosa looks over to Darla and asks why she hasn't said a word during their meal since [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness there's nothing that usually stops her]]. Cut to Darla shoving spaghetti noodles into her mouth.
--> '''Darla:''' Mmaw mouf if full.

* Freddy throwing his Batarang at Sivana. Also, the "weapons" his foster siblings bring with them - Mary with a book, Pedro with a lamp, Eugene with a UsefulNotes/PlayStation3 Sharpshooter and Move Controller, and Darla with a vacuum cleaner part.