History Funny / ShaunOfTheDead

-->'''Shaun:''' Has anyone fired a gun before?\\

'''Shaun:''' Apart from Ed.\\

'''Liz:''' Sorry, what was Ed's experience?\\

** It's made far more hilarious in the deleted scenes when Liz asks why, and Ed responds, "she asked me to."

'''Ed:''' Fire engine?\\
'''Shaun:''' It's one number, Ed, and it's busy! Okay? What d'you want a fire engine for, anyway?\\

* The scene where Shaun rants about how there's nothing left of the real Phillip now that he's a zombie, just as Phillip manages to turn off the blaring radio.
** Shaun and Ed's plans for the zombie invasion, culminating in killing Phillip apologetically with a shovel and having a casual cup of tea. Things didn't exactly work out that way. . .

---> '''Simon Pegg:''' Sorry, Phillip! ''[forgets to pull his swing and actually whacks Bill Nighy in the head]'' ... Oh, god, I'm so sorry!

'''Zombie!Phillip:''' RRRRRR!\\

'''Zombie!Phillip:''' ''[quizzically]'' ...rrrr?
** When Shaun then finally approaches Phillip from behind and he raises his bat saying "I'm so sorry, Phillip," Phillip (who hasn't actually turned yet) asks in a completely deadpan voice "Why? What have you done now?" giving Shaun a jump and making him backtrack immediately.
--->'''Phillip:''' What have you got there? Flowers, I hope.\\

* Shaun comes out of his mom's house, only to find that Ed has somehow managed to wreck the car despite him being gone for maybe 10 minutes. They end up having to cramp themselves into Phillip's car.
** If you listen carefully to the conversation between Shaun and Ed as they arrive, Ed says "You didn't tell me Barbara had a Jag! Always wanted to drive one of those." Shaun replies that it's Phillip's and he won't let anyone near it. [[ManChild Ed]] immediately volunteers to stay behind, surprising Shaun, and it's very heavily implied he purposefully wrecked their original car so they would be forced to take the Jaguar instead.

-->A Bloody Mary first thing, a bite at the King's Head, a couple at The Little Princess, stagger back here and ''bang''...\\

'''Music/{{Morrissey}}''' (singing): ...Panic on the streets of London...\\

-->'''Shaun:''' Pete?\\
'''Ed:''' OI, PRICK!\\
''' Shaun and Ed''' ''(beat)'' He's not in.

'''Shaun:''' That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done. Sorry.

'''Shaun:''' I'm sorry, mother...Mum!

'''Shaun:''' '''GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!'''

'''Ed:''' ''[offscreen]'' Actually, I would like to be shot.

-->'''Injured Man''': ''[*undead groan*, revealing himself to be a zombie]''\\
'''Shaun''': Oh, thank God for that. ''[drives off]''

--->'''David''': We've got a situation!
--->'''Shaun''': '''''I KNOOOOWWW!!!'''''

-->'''Zombie''': EURRRRGHH!!
-->'''Shaun and Ed''': Do-do-do-do-do-duddulo-do!
-->'''Zombie''': Eurrrgh!!
-->'''Shaun and Ed''': Do-do-do-do-do-duddulo-do!
-->'''Zombie''': Eurrrgh!!
-->'''Shaun''': He didn't say "Bass"...
-->'''Ed''': Or "Freeze"...
-->'''Both''': What a tit.

--> '''Pete:''' ''[after throwing out Shaun's record]'' It's four in the fucking morning!\\

-->'''Pete''': No it's not. No. It's '''funking''' Sunday, and I've got to go to '''funking''' work in four '''funking''' hours because every other '''funker''' in my '''funking''' department is '''funking''' ill. Now can you see why I'm so '''funking''' angry?!\\
'''Ed''': Funk yeah!

--> '''Simon Pegg''': Sorry, Phillip! ''[forgets to pull his swing and actually whacks Bill Nighy in the head]'' ... Oh, god, I'm so sorry!

--> ''[Shaun and Ed enter the room with weapons raised]''
--> '''Zombie!Phillip:''' RRRRRR!
--> ''[Shaun and Ed advance, when suddenly...]''
--> '''Zombie!Phillip:''' ''[quizzically]'' ...rrrr?

-->'''Phillip:''' What have you got there? Flowers, I hope.
-->'''Shaun:''' No, it's...cricket bat.

--> A Bloody Mary first thing, a bite at the King's Head, a couple at The Little Princess, stagger back here and bang...
-->back at the bar for shots.

--->'''Shaun''': You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Creator/CharltonHeston!
--->'''David''': I'm ''not'' a chartered accountant!
--->'''Shaun''': Well, you look like one!
--->'''Ed''': YEAH!!!
--->'''David''': I'm a lecturer!
--->'''Shaun''': You're a twat!
--->'''Ed''': YEAH!!!

--> '''FOR GOD'S SAKE, HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF!'''

-->'''Shaun:''' Shit. It's engaged.
-->'''Ed:''' How about an ambulance?
-->'''Shaun:''' It's engaged, Ed.
-->'''Ed:''' Fire engine?
-->'''Shaun:''' It's one number, Ed, and it's busy! Okay? What d'you want a fire engine for, anyway?
-->'''Ed:''' Anything with flashing lights, you know?

-->'''Shaun:''' Pete?
-->'''Ed:''' OI, PRICK!
-->''' Shaun and Ed''' ''(beat)'' He's not in.

-->"Now, as Mr. Sloan always says: There is no "I" in "TEAM." But there ''is'' an "I" in "PIE." And there's an "I" in "MEAT PIE." It's, uh...the anagram of "MEAT" is "TEAM"... Look, I don't know what he's talking about..."

-->'''Barbara:''' ''[thousand yard stare]''
-->'''Dianne:''' Barbara, that's excellent!
-->'''Barbara:''' ''[suddenly returns to reality]'' Sorry, dear, I was miles away.

-->'''Shaun:''' Ed! Ed!
-->'''Ed:''' ''[DynamicEntry over the bar, covered in blood and bites]'' WHAT?!

-->'''Shaun:''' Did you know, that on several occasions, he touched me.
--> ''[Barbara abruptly stops what she's doing, then turns to glare at Shaun]''
-->'''Shaun:''' That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done. Sorry.

-->'''Shaun:''' What would you say if I told you that Philip's been quite unkind to me?
-->'''Barbara:''' You weren't always easy to live with.
-->'''Shaun:''' He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!
-->'''Barbara:''' You did call him a you-know-what!
-->'''Shaun:''' Did he tell you that? Motherfucker!
-->'''Barbara:''' Shaun!
-->'''Shaun:''' I'm sorry, mother...Mum!

-->'''Simon''': Mum, you don't understand-
-->'''Penelope''': No, it's ''you'' who don't understand.
--> ''[brief pause as they stare at each before Simon cracks up, causing Penelope to do likewise]''

-->'''Liz:''' What makes you think I've taken you back?\\

-->'''Liz:''' Bye, Ed. Love you.\\

** When they all impersonate Bill Nighy. "Let's all get into our 'jamas, and out of our normal clothes!" and "Sean, be a man..."

--> '''Krishnan Guru-Murthy:''' Though no one official is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's...
--> ''[changes to Creator/VH1, playing "Panic" by Music/TheSmiths]''
--> '''Music/{{Morrissey}}''' (singing): ...Panic on the streets of London...
--> ''[changes to Creator/{{ITV}} News]''
--> '''News Reporter:''' ...as an increasing number of reports of...
--> ''[changes to soccer commentary]''
--> '''Commentator 2:''' ...serious attacks on...
--> ''[changes to Creator/{{Channel5}} News]''
--> '''News Reporter:''' ...people, who are literally being...
--> ''[changes to nature documentary, which features a gazelle being eaten by leopards]''
--> '''Documentary Narrator:''' ...eaten alive.
--> ''[changes to Sky News]''
--> '''Jeremy Thompson:''' Witness reports at best are sketchy. One unifying detail seems to be that the attackers in many instances appear to be...
--> ''[changes to T4]''
--> '''Vernon Kay:''' ...dead excited to have with us here a sensational chart topping...

-->'''Peter:''' I'm not saying it was you -
-->'''Simon:''' I know, man.
-->'''Peter:''' - I'm saying it was Ringo, [[VerbalTic y'know]].
-->'''Simon:''' Right.
-->'''Peter:''' Hey. I can't live like this.
-->'''Simon:''' Pete...
-->'''Peter:''' Y'know? Look at his face in there. We're not students anymore!
-->'''Simon:''' Pete! ''[he briefly breaks down laughing and then composes himself]'' I'm sorry - Paul!
-->'''Peter:''' I mean, it's not like he brings any real money into the house, y'know.
-->'''Simon:''' Oh come on, he brings a bit.
-->'''Peter:''' What, dealin' drugs?
-->'''Simon:''' Oh come on, he sold a bit of weed every now and again. ''You've'' sold pot.
-->'''Peter:''' Yeah, y'know, once, at college - to ''you''.
-->'''Simon:''' ''[about to take a sip of tea, starts laughing again and has to lower his mug in an attempt to keep a straight face]''
-->'''Peter:''' Look, I did a lot of stupid things in college, y'know, John. Y'know, I dressed up as [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Frank-N-Furter]]. I drank [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakebite_(drink) snakebite & black]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I slept with a fat girl.]] Y'know?
-->'''Simon:''' Okay.
-->'''Peter:''' Doesn't mean I want to do any of 'em for a livin'.
-->'''Simon:''' ''[Beat, then he processes what Peter said, leading him to break down completely and leave the scene]''

** That scene has turned many on to Music/{{Queen}}.

** The couple of insults Shaun lobs at David during the stand-off are quite humerous, made even better by Ed aggressively agreeing!
--->'''Shaun'''You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Creator/CharltonHeston!

-->'''Barbara:''' You weren't easy to live with.
-->'''Shaun:''' He chased me with a bit of wood!
-->'''Barbara:''' You called him a you-know-what!

** The couple of insults Shaun lobs at David during the stand-off are quite humerous, made even better by Ed aggressively agreeing with both!
--->''Shaun'': You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Creator/CharltonHeston!"

* The scene where a zombie wanders into Shaun and Ed's flat because they left the front door open.
--> '''OH GOD, HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF!'''

-->'''Ed:''' Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
* After Shaun gets dumped, he and Ed making up stories about the barflies in the Winchester by casting them as retired gangsters and ex-prostitutes. Then, as they are leaving, they break into “White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It)” by Melle Mel:

-->'''Shaun''': He didn’t say “Bass”...
-->'''Ed''': Or “Freeze”...

** Even funnier, [[FreezeFrameBonus if you pause during the shot where the record is shown, it does indeed say "Electro".]] To Pete's credit, the song ''is'' actually called "Hip Hop Be Bop (Don't Stop).

** When Shaun then finally approaches Phillip from behind and he raises his bat saying "I'm so sorry, Phillip", Phillip (who hasn't actually turned yet) asks in a completely deadpan voice "Why? What have you done now?" giving Shaun a jump and making him backtrack immediately.

* Shaun's girly squeal, complete with wibbly hands, at seeing a zombie in his living room.

-->"Now, as Mr. Sloan always says: There is no "I" in "TEAM". But there ''is'' an "I" in "PIE". And there's an "I" in "MEAT PIE". It's, uh...the anagram of "MEAT" is "TEAM"... Look, I don't know what he's talking about..."

** [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Though this moment becomes rather tragic upon realizing that Barbara's odd behavior was likely because]] she was in deep shock over having been bitten by a zombie seconds ago.

-->'''Shaun''': ''[while he and Liz are discussing suicide]'' What about Ed? There's only two shells.\\
'''Ed''': ''[across the room, badly injured]'' I don't mind being eaten!

-->'''Liz''': What makes you think I've taken you back?\\
'''Shaun''': You don't want to die single, do you?\\
'''Ed''': ''[offscreen]'' Actually, I would like to be shot.

-->'''Liz''': Bye, Ed. Love you.\\
'''Ed''': Cheers!\\
'''Shaun''': I love you too, man.\\
'''Ed''': '''''Gay.'''''

--> '''Krishnan Guru-Murthy''' Though no one official is prepared to comment, religious groups are calling it Judgement Day. There's...

--> '''News Reporter''': ...as an increasing number of reports of...

--> '''Commentator 2''': ...serious attacks on...

--> '''News Reporter''': ...people, who are literally being...

--> '''Documentary Narrator''': ...eaten alive.

--> '''Jeremy Thompson''': Witness reports at best are sketchy. One unifying detail seems to be that the attackers in many instances appear to be...

--> '''Vernon Kay''': ...dead excited to have with us here a sensational chart topping...

** Ed actually almost goes in to bite Shaun...until Shaun tells him to knock it off and Zombie Ed has a reaction not dissimilar to "Oh! Right, yeah - sorry about that".

-->'''Simon:''' ''[Beat, then he processes what Peter said, leading him to break down completely and leave the scene]''

* The scene where Shaun and Ed try to kill the two zombies in the yard by throwing things at their heads. First with random stuff they grabbed from the kitchen, with no luck, and then using Shaun's record collection. They actually go through the records, arguing on which ones are too good to ruin by throwing them at zombies.

** The fact that he choose a cricket bat of all the things in there. And Ed a shovel.

* Shaun and Ed trying to take out Mary and the other zombie in their back garden...by flinging records at them. Made even funnier by the fact that they're arguing over which ones to throw and which to keep.

* The scene where Shaun and Ed try to kill the two zombies in the yard by throwing things at their heads. First with random stuff they grabbed from the kitchen, with no luck, and then using Shaun's record collection. They actually go through the records, seeing which ones are too good to ruin by throwing them at zombies.

* "It's not hip-hop. It's electro. Prick."

*** Shortly before, the two pause and have a moment wondering if they hit someone. Ed accidentally honks the horn, making Shaun exclaim in pain from the noise.

-->'''Shaun:''' What's the matter, Ed? Never taken a shortcut before?

* On the gag reel, there's an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KVpCJCoRpo alternate take]] of Peter Serafinowicz and Simon Pegg doing a scene as Creator/JohnLennon and Creator/PaulMcCartney:

-->'''Peter:''' Look, I did a lot of stupid things in college, y'know, John. Y'know, I dressed up as [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Frank-N-Furter]]. I drank [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakebite_(drink) snakebite & black]]. I slept with a fat girl. Y'know?

-->'''Simon:''' ''[breaks down completely and leaves the scene]''

-->"I think we might have a bit of a problem."