History Funny / ScottTheWoz

** The rest of the video features them trying to cancel each others turns, and the Wii Speak being unable to hear what any of them are saying, leading to such puzzles like "Wilmington University".

* [[Funny/ScottTheWozSeason5 Season 5 (196-current)]]

* [[Funny/ScottTheWozSeason5 Season 5 (196-???)]]

* It's also worth mentioning that pretty much every time Scott does an extended skit for one of his episodes, such as "A Very Madden 08 Christmas" and "It's Awesome, Baby!", is sure to be utterly hilarious.

* Even Scott's ''video updates'' are funny. [[https://twitter.com/ScottTheWoz/status/1281714793607462918?s=20 This twitter post explains a delay for an upcoming video and a short break from his channel afterwards]]...while his webcam cycles through various different effects. And no, he doesn't acknowledge this.
* The [[HilariousOuttakes bloopers]] hosted on [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmm3qhYkdW699stV_28TQpw/featured Scott's Stash]] are often just as funny as the episodes they were filmed for. Some highlights include the amount of {{Corpsing}} for episodes like ''Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival'' and ''Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash'', Scott having to drive circles around a parking lot multiple times for ''Midnight Releases'', or Scott climbing through his apartment's window multiple times in ''Console Gaming on the Go''.
* Also on Scott's Stash, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnGu763rgQ this hour long video]] of Scott and his friends Sam and Eric (Jeb Jab and Rex Mohs, respectively) attempting to beat the final level of ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld''. Highlights include Eric constantly showing his bias for Toad in the game, talking about SoBadItsGood kids films they watched, sharing bad experiences at Steak and Shake and Scott getting further and further annoyed at Eric constantly failing.

Scott has definitely made a reputation for being one of the funniest modern internet reviewers, with his sarcasm heavy reviews and great comedic writing. See [[Funny/TheInternetAndYou here]] for examples from ''WebVideo/TheInternetAndYou''. Such examples include:

* The first minute of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yLwX2Hawrw Scott, Sam and Eric Yell at Wheel of Fortune with Wii Speak]] is just them rambling about the movie ''Film/{{Cats}}'' after watching it prior to recording the video.

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[[folder:Season 5 (196-)]]
!!196- ''Nintendo Switch: Four Years In''
* Instead of referring to the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic by name whenever discussing events impacted by it, Scott instead decides to name a random skin disease whenever the topic comes up.
* Scott claims that thanks to the software portion of ''Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit'' being a free download, you can claim to own it when you don't.
-->'''Scott:''' Oh yeah, I got ''Mario Kart Live.''\\
'''Jeb''': Show us the car.\\
'''Scott:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Mmm... Didn't account for that question.]]
* [[BrickJoke And later when lying about]] [[MakesSenseInContext downloading Fire Emblem.]]
-->'''Scott:''' Hmm, yeah. I downloaded Fire Emblem.\\
'''Rex:''' '''SHOW US THE F*CKING CAR!'''
%%!!197- ''Value Pack Games''
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[[caption-width-right:350:"The coupons were expired. I just couldn't help myself."]]

!!General

* Any time Scott insults ''VideoGame/ChibiRoboZipLash'', ranging from a simple joke to ''throwing the box in the toilet''.
--> '''Scott:''' This game blows!
* It's also worth mentioning that pretty much every time Scott does an extended skit for one of his episodes, such as "A Very Madden 08 Christmas" and "It's Awesome, Baby!", is sure to be utterly hilarious.
* Even Scott's ''video updates'' are funny. [[https://twitter.com/ScottTheWoz/status/1281714793607462918?s=20 This twitter post explains a delay for an upcoming video and a short break from his channel afterwards]]...while his webcam cycles through various different effects. And no, he doesn't acknowledge this.
* The [[HilariousOuttakes bloopers]] hosted on [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmm3qhYkdW699stV_28TQpw/featured Scott's Stash]] are often just as funny as the episodes they were filmed for. Some highlights include the amount of {{Corpsing}} for episodes like ''Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival'' and ''Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash'', Scott having to drive circles around a parking lot multiple times for ''Midnight Releases'', or Scott climbing through his apartment's window multiple times in ''Console Gaming on the Go''.
* Also on Scott's Stash, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnGu763rgQ this hour long video]] of Scott and his friends Sam and Eric (Jeb Jab and Rex Mohs, respectively) attempting to beat the final level of ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld''. Highlights include Eric constantly showing his bias for Toad in the game, talking about SoBadItsGood kids films they watched, sharing bad experiences at Steak and Shake and Scott getting further and further annoyed at Eric constantly failing.

* [[Funny/ScottTheWozSeason2 Season 2 (51-50)]]
* [[Funny/ScottTheWozSeason3 Season 3 (101-50)]]

[[folder:Season 1 (1-50)]]

!! ''001- Nintendo Switch Wish List''
* The very first shot of the very first episode has Scott tossing his UsefulNotes/WiiU out the window.
%%!!002- ''Nintendo Switch Presentation 2017''
%%!!003- ''History of Smash Bros Rumors and Leaks''
!!004- ''Why the Wii U Failed''
* Scott finishes on the topic of Nintendo's inconsistent censorship issues in... his own unique way.
--> '''Scott:''' Riddle me this, Nintendo: why can't I name my character "Mr. Ass" but I can look up dead dogs on the [=WiiU=]'s web browser?
%%!!005- ''Tinder''
%%!!006- ''What the Wii U Did Right''
%%!!007- ''Most Wanted Switch Games''
!! 008- ''Nintendo Switch: Three Days in''
* Cross episode BrickJoke: Scott opened the previous video by tossing his Wii U out of a moving car onto tarmac. In the outro of his review of the Switch he finally gets his copy of ''Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' in the mail, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard only to find it's the Wii U version]].
!!009- ''Console Wars''
* Scott switches over to his man in the field reporting on the console war grounds, Reporty Jim. [[DeadlineNews He's already been shot dead in the crossfire.]]
%%!!010- ''Physical vs. Digital games''
%%!!011- ''A Look Back at the Nintendo 3DS''
!!012- ''Breath of the Wild Isn't Perfect (Spoilers)''
* Tired of having a reputation, Scott uploads a video of him eating cereal, fully clothed, to [=PornHub=].
!! 013- ''Microconsoles''
* The [[UsefulNotes/{{Ouya}} Ouya's]] durability test. Read: Hitting it at chest height with a hammer. It doesn't survive.
* When Scott is about to order the Mad Catz Mojo, he looks up the price only to get a phone call as he does so.
-->'''Scott:''' (picks up phone) Y'ello?\\
'''Questioning Max:''' Hey, Scott! Your old pal Questioning Max here. ''(Scott sees [[CrackisCheaper the Mojo's price]])'' Who is our lord and savior?\\
'''Scott:''' ''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption JESUS CHRIST!]]''
* Scott ends the episode with a surprisingly in-depth rant about how micro consoles are, and always have been, a bad idea. It's an impressive display of him ruthlessly tearing them down... Before he then abruptly rants about how he thinks he has scoliosis.
!!014- ''VideoGame/StarFoxZero | Bad Game or Baddest Game?''
* [[INeedAFreakingDrink Scott down alcohol to deal with having to play Star Fox Zero]]. He refuses to move his thumb off the word that comes before alcohol.
* "I don't feel like a Star Fox. I feel like a loser."
* Scott finally removes his thumb to reveal it was '''Rubbing''' Alcohol.
--> '''Scott:''' That explains the death-y aftertaste. [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot Really should work on my thumb placement.]]\\
''(collapses onto desk)''
%%!!015- ''Stop Smoking!''
!!016- ''Mario Kart 9 Wish List''
* Scott tells of how he went to a local church to talk about all the additions he wants Nintendo to make to ''Mario Kart 9''.
-->''The Church suspended me indefinitely.''
%%!!017- ''Definitive Editions''
%%!!018- ''Gamecube Was Best''
%%!!019- ''The First E3 (1995)''
%%!!020- ''Fixing the Worst Game Trailers''
%%!!021- ''Nintendo Mini Consoles Wish List''
%%!!022- ''Ranking the Final Smashes''
%%!!023- ''A Look Back at E3 Rumors''
%%!!024- ''E3 2017''
%%!!025- ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld | A Critical Second Look''
!! 026- ''Fitness Games''
* Upon seeing the talking Wii Balance Board in ''VideoGame/WiiFit'':
-->'''Scott''': Well, I have a sudden urge to make a Website/DeviantArt account.
* Scott notes that it's been quite a while since he last played ''Wii Fit'' ("It's been '''2,209 days''' since I saw you last!"), so he does a body test.
-->'''Balance Board''': ''(calculates Scott's [=BMI=] as 30.96--''obese'')'' That's obese!
-->'''Scott''': ''(looks down at his slender figure)'' [[HollywoodHomely Well, guilty as charged!]]
* Scott taping his Wii remote to a fan, so it can play the running minigame itself.
* Scott doesn't have a basketball in order to play ''NBA Baller Beats'' (a Kinect rhythm game where the player uses a basketball), so he improvises by using a watermelon...and it works.
!!027- ''Most Wanted Smash Bros. Stages''
* Scott's closing statement gets oddly intense.
--> '''Scott:''' I can go all day on this. Seriously, people know me as the guy who can come up with Smash Brothers stages. Others are like "No way" and I'm like, "Art Academy Stage" and they're like "Woah, wait a second man!" and I'm like "Elite Beat Agents Stage!" and they're like "Good God, man! Slow down!" and I'm like "The Sanderson's House from Chibi-Robo" and they're like "'''THIS MAN IS A F*CKING ANIMAL, HE MUST BE STOPPED!'''"
%%!!028- ''Who Will Be the Next [=SEGA=]?''
%%!!029- ''VideoGame/ARMS vs. VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} | Battle of the New [=IPs=]''
%%!!030- ''Gaming on a Budget''
%%!!031- ''The Art of Speedruns''
!! 032- ''VideoGame/GravityRush | Tales from the Backlog''
* After finding out how valuable his copy of Gravity Rush Remastered is, Scott takes to the street with a placard that reads "I OWN Gravity Rush -Remastered- -HONK- if you AGREE" and waves it at passing cars. He's then happily surprised when someone actually honks.
!! 033- ''Game Consoles That Refused to Die''
* We open on Scott smashing a UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 with a hammer to the point it's half exposed.
--> '''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here! And before you ask, [[AskAStupidQuestion what does it look like I'm doing?]]
%%!!034- ''Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) | Birth of a Laughing Stock''
%%!!035- ''The Rise and Fall and Rise of Amiibo''
!!036- ''The Best Games of All Time''
* Scott's intro is interrupted by Scott reacting to Paper Mario Color Splash on his desk with a loud "EW!" and smacking it with a frying pan.
-->'''Scott''': Always keep a frying pan handy. You never know when a 7 out of 10 game is gonna strike because obviously, all those games are hot trash.
* At the end, Scott decides to use his new thesaurus to look up what the antonym of "Good" is just for fun.
--> '''Scott''': Man, what a waterfall of quality. Who knew video games could be so good? Yeah, I'm so happy right now, I think I'm going to take my new thesaurus on a test drive and see what the antonym of "good" is just for funsies. [[ThisIsGoingToSuck I have look at the worst games of all time next. I'm f*cked.]]
!! 037- ''Worst Games of all Time''
* Scott's theory on how the worst games of all time were made leads him to one figure, Mr. Scoliosis.
--> '''Voice offscreen:''' Ah, my f*cking back!\\
'''Scott:''' That must be him!\\
(2 hours later)\\
'''Scott:''' Yeah, [[RealityEnsues turns out those games were bad due to mismanagement and not because a guy with a curved spine]].
* Number 9 is 101-in-1 Explosive Megamix
-->This is one of the worst experiences I've had in quite a while. Which is actually quite nice, this game made me realise I have a pretty solid life if I'm getting angry at a seven dollar UsefulNotes/WiiWare game from 2011.
* The ending.
-->'''Scott''': Wow, oh wow! Who knew video games could be so bad? [[TemptingFate Hopefully those games didn't affect my sanity]] ''[[TemptingFate too]]'' [[TemptingFate much.]]\\
''[[GilliganCut (cut to Scott driving)]]'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(cut to Scott standing in the game room)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(cut to Scott in the shower fully clothed)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(cut to Scott in a cornfield)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''[[StealthInsult (cut to Scott signing a timeshare agreement in silence)]]''\\
''(cut to Scott taking medication)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(cut to Scott pouring milk)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(cut back to Scott at his desk)''\\
'''Scott''': [[{{Understatement}} (nonchalantly) Yeah, those games were pretty bad.]]
!!038- ''[=NES=] and [=SNES=] Classic Alternatives''
* The sheer MoodWhiplash of opening
--> '''Scott:''' ''(usual cheerful tone)'' Hey all, Scott here! And you know what I could go for right now? A working kidney, I have three days to live.
%%!!039- ''E3 1996''
%%!!040- ''A Console's Last Game''
!! 041- ''Nintendo World Championships''
* '''COMPETITIVE EDGE'''
%%!!042- ''The Wii: Underpowered Yet Underrated''
!! 043- Polybius
* The ending. All of it:
** Scott trying to hunt the Polybius cabinet only for it to appear behind him and start chasing him.
** Scott destroying the cabinet by throwing a baseball bat at it like a javelin.
--> '''Scott:''' Luckily, I was diagnosed with a little thing I like to call street smarts!
** The fate of his "Halloween Watermelon".
--->'''Offscreen Person''': [[MoodWhiplash F*ck, man,]] [[RealityEnsues why'd we buy a rotten watermelon offa that guy, get that thing outta here!]]
--->(cut to watermelon being thrown against a dumpster)
* From the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUmG6MBazT0 Bloopers]]:
** "(sits down) Let's talk about a game- [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (gets back up)]]"
%%!!044- ''The Legend of Zelda (NES) | Tales from the Backlog''
!!045- ''Super Mario Galaxy | Ten Years of Bliss''
* Scott reflects on how things can change in ten years, at which point we jump to 2027 where Scott's wearing a chef's hat
--> '''Future Scott:''' Hey all, Future Scott here and welcome to 2027 where I wear a chef's hat now and [[BadFuture Robo Ebola reigns supreme]].
!!046- ''Black Friday''
* "I bought f*cking soap!"
!!047- ''Call of Duty on Wii''
* "The Call of Duty series, otherwise known as [[CompensatingForSomething 'Hey guys, my crotch is huge, I swear!']]-"
* When discussing ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'', Scott claims that Wii games can be categorized as either "pro-Nazi" and "anti-Nazi" categories, and then shows an assortment of Wii games labeled as "anti-Nazi" [[TakeThat while the only "pro-Nazi" game]] is ''VideoGame/WiiMusic''.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Scott clapping his hands and stomping his feet to enemy soldiers being burnt alive.]]
!! 048- ''Lost in Localization''
* "Gay Conversion Therapy!"
%%!! 049- Super Mario Odyssey vs. Breath of the Wild | Battle of the Masterpieces
!! 050- ''A Very Madden 08 Christmas''
* Scott invents his own month of Bluth consisting of the first 23 days of December to have more holidays. Highlights include:
--->2nd Bluth- [=CafePress=].com Day\\
5th Bluth- Did I leave that Thing on the Counter? Day\\
8th Bluth- [=CafePess=].com Day II\\
11th Bluth- Oops! I Almost Died Day\\
12th Bluth- Haggle a Small Business Day\\
13th Bluth- Heckle a Small Business Day\\
15th Bluth- Everyone Brings Potato Salad to the Family Get Together But Nobody Eats it Day
* Scott accepts an invitation to V.A.G., with his awkward thumb covering up the name, '''V'''egan's '''A'''nonymous '''G'''athering.
* "Diet God is still God."
* The prelude to Scott's dream sequence
--> '''911 Responder:''' Based on past experiences, it doesn't sound like you're brushing with toothpase, it sounds like [[TooDumbToLive you're brushing with Raid]]. [[note]]A bug killing spray for those unaware.[[/note]]\\
'''Scott:''' Not again!\\
''(Scott collapses)''

[[folder: Season 2 (51-100)]]

!!051- Player's Choice
* After talking at length about how the spine of game covers look.
--> '''Scott:''' I know [[RunningGag I've talked enough of scoliosis in the past]]. I'll make this little spine tangent as brief as I can make a spine tangent.
!!052- History of Nintendo Switch (NX) Rumors and Leaks
* At the end of a fairly dry summary of a leak alleging that an exclusive ''Call of Duty'' was coming to the NX in 2017, [[MoodWhiplash Scott lets out a loud, barely suppressed laugh]].
!!053- Launch Titles
* How Scott got to talking about Launch Titles
--> ''(Scott brandishing a cane like a carny outside of St. Luke's Hospital)''\\
'''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here and step right up to the Birth-off: Where we fuse illegal gambling and pregnant women! Which pregnant woman will [[{{Squick}} squirt one out first?]] Place your bets and let's find ou-\\
''(Smash Cut to Scott at his desk reading a restraining order in monotone.)''\\
'''Scott:''' I've been order to issue an apology by the court of law. In no instance should childbirth be linked to illegal gambling, and if there's one thing that makes childbirth a drag, it's illegal gambling. Please forgive me and don't set up a child birth-off of your own. I must now stay 15 feet away from any pregnant women and complete 14 minutes of community service by informing the public on a much less problematic topic: Game console births and the titles that come with them- ''(normal tone)'' [[{{Unishment}} Wait, sh*t, that's it?]]
!! 054- The Guy Game
* The opening, in the style of of a 30's newsreel, titled "Your Crotch Today."
--> '''Dapper!Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here, and say, have you ever been in a pickle like this?\\
'''Scott:''' FELLAS! FELLAS! I AM '''''SO HORNY!'''''
* Scott breaks the character of a 30's newsman to ask "[[LiteralMinded where the f*ck are the guys!?]]"
* Scott's responses to some of Lacy's commentary
--> '''Lacy:''' Think any of you p*ssies can get this question right?\\
'''Scott:''' Ooh! Me! Me! [[SelfDeprecation I'm a p*ssy!]]\\
...\\
'''Lacy:''' What's wrong with you? Don't you want to see t*tties!?\\
'''Scott:''' (chuckles) Yeah.
* Scott states that the Skee Ball minigame is "[[SarcasmMode why so many people are into The Guy Game]]"
--> "Four whole minutes of [[DoubleEntendre ball-on-target action]]"
* After Scott finds out the game was recalled due to one of the models being underage at the time of filming, he sells the game to someone and holds up a sign saying "[[BlatantLies NOTHING ILLEGAL FOR SALE]]"
--> (laughing) "He bought illegal porn!"
!!055- Most Wanted HD Remakes
* The thing that inspires the video? Scott's in the middle of a power outage because [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext his circuit breaker got removed from the canon and is getting an HD remake.]]
* Scott reveals one of the games he'd like to see remade is ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'', upon which he checks his pulse to see if he's still alive.
* "The four year long blood-curdling scream. It also goes by [[TakeThat "the Wii U Generation"".]]
!!056- E3 1997
* Scott starts the episode stuck behind a wet floor sign (on his carpeted floor, no less) because he doesn't want to slip and have to sue Scott Wozniak.
* Scott's conspiracy theory on Sega's missing Football game... being reworked into [[RunningGag Madden 08.]]
%%!!057- Nintendo Switch: One Year In
!!058- Death of a Franchise
* Scott introduces his new pet Ringo the fly by inviting us to see how well he avoids a fly swatter.
-->'''*splat*'''\\
(smash cut to Scott next to a tiny gravestone with Ringo's name on it)\\
'''Scott:''' Yeah, this could have been easily avoided.
%%!!059- Super Smash Bros. (N64) | Smash Hit
!!060- The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles 1
* The miniseries begins on [[NextSundayAD January 21, 2019]] with Scott running for his life in the apocalypse.
--> '''Offscreen Voice:''' What's the matter, p*ssy? Afraid you'll get murdered?\\
''*gunfire*''
* According to Scott, Wii Shop points are also known as "Virgin Doubloons".
* Scott plays ''Sexy Poker'' and gets really excited when Nurse Sakura takes off... her hat.
%%!!061- The Bible Game
!!062- 2D to 3D
* "The transition from 2D to 3D is a process of physical changes through which a franchises' 2D roots mature into a 3D one, capable of sexual reproduction- [[FailedASpotCheck This is the Wikipedia article for puberty.]]"
%%!!063- Nintendo Before Video Games
!! 064- Get Rich Quick
* Scott gets into debt by accidentally leaning too long on the keyboard's [[InventionalWisdom Buy House Button]].
--> I bought f*cking twenty of them!
%%!!065- The Games That Time Forgot
!!066- New Super Mario Bros. (Series) | What's New is Old
* Scott illustrates his feelings on the series in the opening:
--> '''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here and....whoops, I left this milk out over the past week but [[InsaneTrollLogic I haven't opened it until now so it's still brand new it's probably fine-]]\\
''(cut to Scott spitting out congealed milk and cut back to Scott with a milk moustache)''\\
'''Scott:''' Holy sh*t, that was rotten! But how could it have been that way? It was new!
* And his closing thoughts
--> '''Scott:''' All in all, the New Super Mario Brother Series aren't ''bad'' games...\\
''[[DamnedByFaintPraise (long pause until the video suddenly ends)]]''
!!067- The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles II
* In the present day, Scott finds that Wii Points can no longer be added to the Wii Shop Channel
--> '''Scott:''' Well that hurt a lot more than I expected it to. (beat) One sec.\\
[[BlackComedyBurst A single gunshot]] [[SuicideAsComedy is heard in the distance.]]\\
'''Scott:''' Yep, expected to hear that.
* Muscle March. [[WidgetSeries Just, all of it.]]
--> '''Scott:''' [[ARareSentence I'm part of a band of greased up muscle freaks trying to regain their protein powder and that's only the third time I've said that today.]]
%%!!068- Nintendo Labo | Adventures with the Variety Kit
!! 069- Game Compilations Compilation
* Scott leaves the S'Mores maker on and burns down his house.
--> ''I deliberately left his one out to avoid this from happening.'' (holds up an [=XBox=] 360 copy of ''Propane Classics Collection'')
%%!!070- Super Mario Galaxy 2 | Derivative Bliss
!!071- Game Foods
* The Intro featuring the most famous gamer food combination
-->''Scott thumps down a bottle of Mountain Dew next to a big bag of Doritos''\\
'''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here and you might have noticed this two litre of Mountain Dew and sack of Doritos I'm about to fling into my gullet. Don't worry, I feel a good reason for doing this coming on to me. ''(Pause)'' That'll work! Not only do I want to become a true enjoyer of all things "video game", but I also want an excuse to go to this hospital near me. They're really cool, they've got a vending machine and everything!\\
'''Transition Screen:''' 1 "Too Much Mountain Dew and Doritos" Binge Later\\
''(Cut to an external shot of St. Luke's Hospital)''\\
'''Scott:''' Oh my God this room is crazy! F*ck my arteries!
* Scott describing Grape Nuts as [[TakeThat an edible form of torture.]]
* After finding that Chips Ahoy has a code for a VideoGame/SeaOfThieves in-game item, Scoot proceeds to buy an entire shopping kart full of them.
* Scott ends the review by trying Super Mario soup (after first opening the can by cracking it like an egg) only to discover [[WayPastTheExpirationDate it's three years out of date.]]
-->'''Scott:''' Oh hell yeah.\\
''[[BrickJoke (Cut back to St. Luke's Hospital)]]''\\
'''Scott:''' Sh*t, is that a pinball machine!? Oh my God, my ass is bleeding!
!! 072- Tech Demos
* The denounement.
--> ''[Tech demos] aren't like a yearbook quote which is stuck with you for life. Of course when I was in the room with the yearbook committee they took the last thing that I said as my yearbook quote and when you're in a room of f*cking weirdos that's how you get a quote that becomes "Stop licking my neck!"''
%%!!073- E3 2018
!!074- When Gimmicks Go Too Far
* '''"Oh please God help me! I don't wanna look like a jackass playing Wii Music!"'''
* [[FauxHorrific "Nothing like a Wii Vitality Sensor announcement to make you wake up in a cold sweat."]]

%%!!075- Super Smash Bros. Melee | The Best One, Apparently
%%!!076- Let's Make a Game Console!
%%!!077- To Milk a Franchise
%%!!078- Rated E for Irrelevant
!!079- Super Smash Bros. Brawl | The Worst One, Apparently
* Scott's compilation of reactions that he assumes occurred during the lead-up to Brawl's release.
-->'''Scott crushes his cup of coffee upon seeing the Smash Dojo post that revealed Sonic.'''\\
''Cut to the post that revealed the banana peel item.''\\
'''Scott:''' '''AHHHHHHHHHHH-'''\\
''Cut to Scott and the post showing the initial character roster.''\\
'''Scott:''' Nice.\\
''Cut to Scott and the post that revealed Battlefield.''\\
'''Scott:''' There's gonna be f*cking '''stages!?'''
%%!!080- A Look Back at Nintendo Direct Rumors
%%!!081- Devil's Third | Nintendo's Adopted Abomination
%%!!082- E3 1998
!!083- Sonic the Hedgehog 2 | Return of a Laughing Stock
* Scott talks about how the Sonic fans [[BlatantLies love him for pointing out all of Sonic 1's flaws]], as a bottle barely misses his head and he doesn't blink.
-->'''Scott''': (cheerfully) On to ''Sonic 2''!
%%!!084- Development Hell
!! 085- Viral Games.
* The whole video is his quest to get enough virgin points for a v-card. By discussing games that apparently just repel any and all sex.
* Scott just screaming into a mic during his Happy Wheels clips.
* Scott's reaction to the Slenderman.
--> "OH, S*IT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!"
* Scott's attitude towards [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Five Nights at Freddy's]] and the multitudes of sequels.
--> Scott: Now, the developer, Scott Cawthon made a [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2 sequel]], so I could definitely try out that one to see if it grabs me. And if that one doesn't do it, how about [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3 this]] one? Or [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys4 this]] one? Maybe [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSisterLocation this]] one! [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysWorld This]] one might do it.
--> (SmashCut to Scott on the phone)\\
'''[[Creator/ScottCawthon Scott Cawthon]]''': Hello, this is Scott Cawthon.\\
'''Scott Wozniak''': STOP.
* Scott praises VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub for being a great viral game that captures the true feeling of horror while showing off how meta the game gets...before a SmashCut to him blatantly and bluntly stating that "[[VideoGame/BaldisBasicsInEducationAndLearning Baldi's Basics]] is dumb."
* Scott asks if games going viral automatically makes them good.
--> Scott: (Laughing) [[PrecisionFStrike F*CK]] no!
* In the end, Scott accidentally brings up Donkey Kong Barrel Blast and undoes all his hard work at obtaining his v-card, sadly proclaiming how he'll never be a virgin at this rate.
!! 086- ''Game Controllers''
* The video opens on Scott going to a game controllers meeting he heard about. Cut to Scott and an armful of game controllers beating a sheepish retreat from a meeting on control issues.
-->''I misread that pretty bad.''
* Scott's commentary on the Intelevision, Colecovision, and Atarti 5200's numberpad controllers.
--> ''Controllers went through this ugly phase for a while and it was all because a controller designer went home for the weekend, looked at his phone and said, "I'm drunk."''
* ''"The NES Advantage is the controller you' never let your daughter go to prom with."''
* Scott's PSA on third party controllers
--> (Holds up a controller) ''Also it's been reported that if you do touch a controller like this, you will most definitely contract bedbugs- dammit.''
%%!!087- ''The Best Selling Games of All Time''
%%!!088- ''Mega Man (NES) | Growing Pains''
!!089- ''The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles III''
* Scott is squatting in a cellar because he's been positively [=ID'd=] as the person with the Wii loaded with [=WiiWare=] games.
--> '''Scott:''' Just take a look at this!\\
''(Poster reads: WANTED: [[SuspectIsHatless WHITE MAN, GLASSES, BROWN HAIR]])''\\
'''Scott:''' That's me! I don't know who else it could be!
* Scott reviews Soccer Up
--> '''Scott:''' The title alone got me excited, it's a soccer game [[ComicallyMissingThePoint based on my favorite direction!]] How can this go wrong?
* Rabbid's Lab, the spin-off of ''VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome''
--> '''Scott:''' You can then paint, customise and [[BreadMilkEggsSquick perform a hate-crime on them]], that'll be 500 Wii Points please!
* Scott realises that he never locked the cellar door
-->'''Scott:''' Huh, really makes it easy for anybody to come in and steal the- ''(realises that his Wii is now gone)'' '''My net worth!'''
%%!!090- ''Nintendo DS: Touched at First Sight''
!! 091- ''Wii Music | Ten Years of Terror''
* Scott's attempt at sweetening the deal for his tamborine business.
--> '''Scott:''' With every purchase of a tamborine, you get a free copy of Wii Music! WHAM!\\
''Tamborines sold somehow drops from 150 to zero''\\
'''Scott:''' (exact same tone) DAMN!
* "Maybe we were all a bit too harsh on it at first, or maybe-" "HOO SH**! I couldn't even finish that. Of course it's terrible"
!!092- ''Night Trap''
* [[TakeThat "And really, what creepy ass old house isn't complete without a Sega CD?]]"
* Right after Scott explains the gameplay of ''Night Trap''
-->'''Scott:''' And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to beat the game and then explain the plot.\\
'''Caption:''' 4 hours later\\
''(Scott sits on the couch dumbfounded)''\\
'''Scott (voice over):''' Holy sh*t, what the hell was that!?
* Scott spends the whole video trying to scare the piss out of himself so it feels like Halloween but only succeeds in getting 10% of the way there [[FauxHorrific when the year 1986 was mentioned.]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor He finally achieves his goal when his Doctor calls to tell him he's been diagnosed with a urinary tract infection.]]
--> ''(Camera zooms in on Scott's "O" face with a cash register sound effect)''\\
'''Caption:''' 100% Piss
!! 093- ''Cheat Codes''
* Scott's opening statement on cheat codes.
--> Scott: Cheat codes! What separated the men from the '''[[SuddenlyShouting SCUMBAGS!!!]]'''
* The closing gag of the cheat codes episode:
--> "How else am I supposed to beat ''Wheel of Fortune'' on NES? Can't beat this sucker without the Moon Gravity cheat!"
%%!!094- ''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U | For Here or to Go?''
!!095- ''Game Stores''
* Scott is told by Chett to lose subtleties and manners and just push the store membership.\\
'''Scott''': ''(cheerily)'' Join our membership, f*ckhead!
%%!!096- ''As Seen on TV''
%%!!097- ''Console Redesigns ''
!!098- ''The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles IV''
* After the theft of his Wii, Scott has been taken off the FBI's Most Wanted list... and been put on their [[KickTheDog Least Wanted list.]]
!! 099- ''Collector's Editions''
* Scott's introduction to the topic.
--> '''Scott (voiceover):''' Ah, the collector.\\
'''Scott (in shot): Hey.'''\\
'''Scott (voiceover):''' A steaming pile of virginity who cares deeply about how his ''Yo Noid'' cartridge looks.
* Scott pictures the worst case scenario from the ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'' collector's edition coming with a fake canteen.
--> ''(Scott standing in an apocalyptic wasteland)''\\
'''Scott:''' Don't worry guys, we'll have plenty of canteens. I stocked up on World at War collector's editions.\\
'''Another Scott:''' '''''YouFool'''''
!! 100- ''It's Awesome Baby!''
* "Personally I'm on Team Anal."
* Once the timeline changes, Scott looks outside at the stores taken over by Dick Vitale, screaming each time. Then he looks at an unchanged Dick's Sporting Goods and still screams.
* As Scott looks through [=YouTube=] videos in the new Dick Vitale-centric timeline (featuring other [=YouTubers=] reviewing it), the British WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} is the only one un-enthused about it. Guess some things never change.
* Scott's ineffectual one-man protest.
-->''Dick Vitale is a myth!''\\
''I like Dick Vitale- more like I don't like Dick Vitale!''\\
''I drew devil horns on him, that's how you know he's bad!''\\
''(Sirens)''\\
''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint The police agree with me!]]''
* "Hey all, Scott here! I've heard the requests and, yep, I'm finally going to do it. Today we're going to be taking a look at house arrest."
* Scott slips off his tracking anklet and attaches it to a ceiling fan to make it look like he's pacing about the house. Sound plan, but he forgets to set the fan to a reasonable speed, causing the officer watching the radar feed to conclude he's gone crazy.
* Scott's reactions to his NoHoldsBarred beatdown from the Supreme leader
--> ''It's going to take a lot more than aggravated assault and battery to stop-''\\
''Urgh, do I look like I'm made out of blood to you?\\
(Getting strangled) ''God, my neck is falling asleep.''
* In the newly restored timeline that doesn't have ''Madden 08'', Scott decides that he has a lot of other games he can play instead, so naturally what's the first game he pulls off his shelf to his chagrin? ''[[RunningGag Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash.]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 3 (101-150)]]

%%!!101- ''The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles V''
!!102- ''Game of the Year Throughout the Years''
* Scott is the host of an award show that celebrates the best years of the year, known as The Yearies.
* Scott opens the show with a [[InMemoriam video showing the years lost throughout the years.]] The video consists of years past, one year at a time, prompting Scott to leave to wait.
* The time eventually comes for Scott to announce the winner of the 2018 Year of the Year award.
--> '''Scott:''' And the winner for Year of the Year 2018 is... 2018!\\
(cut to Rex watching from home cheering for 2016 to win)\\
'''Rex:''' WHAT THE F**K!?
!! 103- ''Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball''
* "It just happens to be a legitimately good fighting game that's also pro-breast!"
* When discussing the fanservice aspect of ''Dead or Alive'' he kept cutting to the title screen of "The Guy Game."
* "[[NotDistractedByTheSexy Oh man, I love Volleyball!]]"
* After putting the game on his shelf, Scott immediately takes all the other games and loads them into the dishwasher.
* "Or I could try meeting somebody in perso- F*ck, Hitomi's looking real good after saying that."
* Scott makes a point that it won the Spike 2003 Video Games Award for Best Animation
* "Well, sorry human women, you've had a good run. But this may help me in my quest to complete my character arc. I'm finally gonna get e-laid!"
* On the character select screen:
--> '''Scott:''' Hey, "Age Not Available!" That's "Dead or Alive" lingo for...\\
[Cut to flashing text saying "UNDERAGE" with Jackpot sound effect playing]
* Scott's [[ClusterFBomb Cluster S-Bomb]] while failing at the Hopping minigame.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Zack gave me crabs and I think I'm gonna spread it."]]
* Scott losing his mind over the repetitive gameplay loop of [[MadnessMantra "Poolside, Volleyball, Gambling, Goodnight"]]
--> "I at least need to change the song selection. We're a Baha Men household"
* "I should start contributing more to the human race..."
** Which immediately leads to Scott's presentation "Hey society! Do this!"
---> '''Scott''': We eliminate the number 4 and replace it with the letter H!\\
Outlaw headphone jacks.\\
Foot gloves.\\
[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Penguin. Flight. School.]]\\
Stamps: for stamps.\\
The MBAA should rate shirts.\\
Reclassify aspartame as a vegetable.\\
Make R a vowel!
%%!!104- ''Instruction Manuals''
%%!!105- ''Most Wanted Video Game Sequels''
%%!!106- ''Nintendo Switch: Two Years In''
%%!!107- ''From Developer to Defunct''
!! 108- ''Super Mario Kart | Baby on Board''
* Scott receives a warning from himself (sporting an eyepatch) 18 minutes in the future that... he thinks that ''Super Mario Kart'' is just ok.
** And the reason ''why'' he's wearing an eyepatch?
--->'''Scott''': (voiceover; as he prepares a paddleball) Playing through the Grand Prix is like playing with a paddleball backwards. [[TooDumbToLive (hits himself in the eye)]]
** After warning his past self, Scott prepares to play ''Mario Kart 64'' [[HereWeGoAgain only to receive a warning from a future Scott with TWO eye patches.]]
!! 109- ''Shovelware Variety Hour''
* [[MotorMouth ''IHAVE20DOLLARSANDINEEDAWIIGAMEFORMYKID!!'']]
* Slapping a big stack of Shovelware Wii games on his desk.
--> "Did somebody order terrible?"
* "Oh my little Jimmy loves the Wii and he f*cking hates chickens!"
* The fact that he accidentally used a remix of WesternAnimation/TheNutshack's [[MemeticMutation theme]] when talking about Ninjabread Man
* Commenting on how Anubis II is just a re-skin of Ninjabread Man.
-->"This reminds me of like...''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' or something."
* And then how he does the same for Rock 'N Roll Adventures
-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!!"]]'''
%%!!110- ''Limited Edition Consoles''
%%!!111- ''The Game Room''
!!112- ''Wii Play | Eh, Why Not?''
* Scott reads the back of the box.
--> [[{{Tagline}} Wii Play. Do you?]]\\
'''Scott''': IsThatAThreat
* Scott reads the same tagline, but in French.
--> [[{{Tagline}} Wii Play. Et vous?]]\\
'''Scott''': Est-ce une menace?
* Scott reads the tagline again, this time in Spanish.
--> [[{{Tagline}} Wii Play. ¿Y tú?]]\\
'''Scott''': ¿Es eso una amenaza?
* Scott's Wii Play reselling business comes to a halt when he sees on the cover that the game is not to be sold separately.
--> '''Scott''': Sh*t, the jig is up!\\
(Cut to Scott pulling up to an empty side of the road, dumping his many copies of Wii Play on the ground and running away)
%%!!113- ''Game Boy Advance: Power to the Pocket''
%%!!114- ''Mario Kart 64: The Original King of Kart''
!! 115- ''The Art of Box Art''
* By the end of the video, Scott feels like he could convince anyone to do anything and decides to do a rant on serial killers.
--> '''Scott''': Here's a message for all you serial killers out there: [[StatingTheSimpleSolution STOP!]]
%%!!116- ''Resident Evil 4 | Tales from the Backlog''
%%!!117- ''Console Games on Mobile''
%%!!118- ''Mario Kart: Super Circuit | Oh Yeah, That One''
%%!!119- ''Subscription Boxes''
!! 120- ''From Reveal to Release''
* Scott demonstrates the depths of his mental breakdown after finding out his name was a placeholder.
--> (standing outside a Burger King) ''[[FauxHorrific I ate]] [[TakeThat here!]]''
!! 121- ''E3 2019''
* Scott comments on the audience during Bethesda's conference.
-->'''Scott''': Literally, this audience freaks out over anything, like, Todd Howard could come back onstage.\\
'''Scott (as Todd Howard)''': Hey everybody, it's Todd Howard. I'm an arsonist!\\
(Audience cheers, one guy screams [[NoIndoorVoice YEAH!]])
!! 122- ''Reboots''
* Scott comes up with a bunch of possible replacements for his iconic "Hey all, Scott here!" catchphrase.
-->Hi gang, it's Scott!\\
Welcome to Scottsburg!\\
Everybody? No, just Scott.\\
Guys, look! A me!\\
I played Fling Smash\\
People of you! Hey!\\
Anybody up for tennis?\\
I bought a hat.\\
I'm talking about reboots.\\
Scott: I like that one.
* "I always looked at Bomberman and asked, 'Well that's not right, where's the angst?" (cut to the title screen of VideoGame/BombermanActZero) "I just got back from Spencer's Gifts, I'm ready for this."
* "Guys, I finally started up VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising! And that means, yep, I finally lost use of my right hand!"
!!123- ''Club Nintendo''
* Scott lambasts people who just mashed random keys for their survey answers, but admits that he wasn't above doing the bare minimum on his own surveys out of laziness sometimes.
-->'''Survey:''' What did you think about this game?\\
'''Scott:''' It's pretty good.\\
'''Survey:''' Why did you buy this game?\\
'''Scott:''' It's pretty good.\\
'''Survey:''' Where did you buy this game?\\
'''Scott:''' [[RuleOfThree It's pretty good.]]\\
%%!!124- ''Desert Island Gaming''
%%!!125- ''Let's Make a Smash Bros. Game!''
!! 126- ''Cancelled Games''
* The video starts with Scott entering his room in a panic, freaking out because while he was outside, someone said one of the numbers to his social security number.
* The video closes with his face completely blurred out as an attempt to maintain his privacy. However, Scott decides it's not enough.
-->'''Scott:''' If Geist DS can leak, who says my blood type and hair color can't... You know, I might want to go a step further.\\
(entire screen is blurred and Scott is now behind a censored bar)\\
'''Scott:''' Maybe a little more.\\
(censored bar covers the entire screen)\\
'''Scott:''' Just a little more.\\
([[UpToEleven all audio is muted]])\\
"That's better." -Unidentified being behind censored bar.
!! 127- ''Mario Kart: Double Dash | Double Trouble''
* His explanation of some of the new characters are noticeably funny, especially with King Boo and Petey Piranha.
--->'''Scott''': King Boo and Petey Piranha are total "Yeah, we had some extra time development and felt like drawing circles."
* Followed by him saying "Birdo...", which implies he'll talk about the absurd character's appearance...before immediately dismissing Birdo ''entirely'', to talk about Toadette instead.
%%!!128- ''A Look Back at Virtual Console''
!!129- ''Sonic CD | The Best Worst Sonic Game''
* The plot summary in it's entirety:
-->'''Voiceover Scott: '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Dr. Robotnik has chained a planet to the ground.]]\\
'''Scott at Desk:''' That son of a bitch!
%%!!130- ''E3 1999''
%%!!131- ''Heavy Rain | Interactive? Drama?''
!! 132- ''Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Two''
* Before he can finish saying his intro, Scott is buried in a moutain of shovelware.
--> '''Scott:''' ''(with genuine thrill)'' Aw, yeah! Garbage!
* "[[{{Squick}} This game pisses in the shower, it's disgusting.]]"
* "Oh, hi! You caught me in a goose!"
* Scott runs into trouble playing "Gummy Bears Magical Medallion" almost immediately.
-->'''Scott''': (as he is instantly killed by a falling object) My favorite thing about this game is- ''F*CK!''
* "I'm sure you've heard this today already, but I have to reiterate it: ''[[ARareSentence Smurfs Dance Party]]''[[ARareSentence 's main problem is a lack of content.]]"
* His very brief look at Yamaha Supercross.
--> '''Scott:''' Moving onto Yamaha Supercross.
--> Showcase of a very short gameplay clip of Scott crashing into a wall
--> '''Scott:''' ''No.''
* Scott decides to see if ''Kids Sports Crazy Golf'' will be better than the two ''Gummy Bears'' games. [[TemptingFate Then the Data Design Interactive logo pops up.]]
-->'''Scott''': '''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck DAMMIT!]]'''
* Scott going on a seemingly ''very'' angry rant about [=KidFit=] Island Resort...[[SoOkayItsAverage only for him to rank it juuuust above the Data Design games.]]
* The ending (pictured) where Scott finds coupons for cake mix in one of the games, [[GainaxEnding cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes,]] [[BrickJoke in the exact same pose as the intro.]]
--> '''Scott:''' ''The coupons were expired, I just couldn't help myself.''
!! 133- ''Third Party Controllers''
* Scott opens the video announcing that he's on life support, not for any medical reason but because he just wanted to be. As he rattles off the features he finds that his life-support machine was manufactured by ''Mad Catz'' [[TakeThat which causes him to consider proofreading his will]].
* At the end, it's revealed that ''Mad Catz'' had swindled him and his life support machine was really just a bread box.
!!134- ''The Rarest of Games''
* To illustrate that any copy of a game that's slightly altered could technically be the rarest version of that game, Scott draws a line on a Sonic The Hedgehog 2 cartridge. This comes to head in the end when Scott figures out what the rarest game of all time is...
--> '''Scott''': IT'S SONIC 2 WITH A LINE!
%%!!135- ''EyeToy for UsefulNotes/PlayStation2''
!! 136- ''Homecoming''
* For those curious on how Scott's homecoming went when he was 15...
-->'''15 Year Old Scott''': Hey all, Scott here! And tonight is the big homecoming dance! Not to brag or anything, but I'm gonna get laid!\\
'''Seven years later'''\\
'''22 Year Old Scott''': Hey all, Scott here! And tonight was the big night seven years ago! Not to brag or anything, but I wish I got laid.
* For whatever reason, Scott decided to bring the props from his desk with him to the venue he's holding his Homecoming at. [[NoFourthWall And keeps breaking away from the action to sit by said props, acting like this is still a regular video.]]
* Scott decided to hire a planner to help with his Homecoming dance.
-->'''Planner''': Sir, you won't regret your choice, with me planning, this will be [[TheFunInFuneral the best funeral ever-]]
-->'''Scott''': ''[[OhCrap Son of a bitch.]]''
** Eventually, the funeral planner managed to make the phone calls necessary to make him legally able to plan school dances. "A lot of [his] training carried over; [[InsaneTrollLogic funerals, school dances, tomato, tomahto.]]"
* "You can't spell 'homecoming' without 'alcohol poisoning'."
-->'''Scott''': (is handed a beer)
-->'''Rex Mohs''': '''''NO!''''' (smacks beer out of Scott's hand)
* "(snaps laptop over knee) ...I thought that was a beer."
** The funeral planner then is forced to psychologically condition Rex into being "all for alcohol, drugs, violence, sex, and most importantly, sex".
* Speaking of Rex, his apparent talent for OffscreenTeleportation also qualifies since he's constantly in the background of various scenes.
* The only people that wind up attending Homecoming are from Bible Club, [[AllForNothing meaning no one is interested in beer or sex]].
* Scott proves to be great at starting conversations...
-->'''Scott''': Hey guys! Condoms, right?
-->'''Rex Mohs''': [[NoIndoorVoice WHY AREN'T YOU F*CKING!?]]
* Homecoming comes to an abrupt end when DJ Abstinence admits over the mic [[NiceJobBreakingItHero he called the cops to inquire about the legality of giving beer to minors]].
--> '''Scott''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Alright, Homecoming's over.]] Take your goodie bags.\\
(The attendants go through their goodie bags)\\
'''Attendee''': [[BrickJoke This is just a copy of]] ''Film/PremiumRush''.\\
'''Scott''': [[GetOut Get out.]]
%%!!137- ''Mario Kart DS | On the Road Again''
!!138- ''Kinect for Xbox 360''
* Scott's overall assessment of the novelty of the pheripheral.
--> '''Scott (voiceover)''': Kinect was the best way to get casual game players to lose their shit.\\
''(Scott on screen sits on the couch and holds his hand up while continually screaming censored obscenities.)''
%%!!139- ''Mario Kart Wii | Motion Sickness''
!! 140- ''The Great Mysteries of Gaming''
* Chet Shaft attempting to pass off Jimmy John's as "a Shaft family recipe", to Scott's bemusement. It's even still in the wrapper.
* "''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe SOMEBODY F*CKING DIED!]]''"
* "It's fine, I mean it's not like this screen is going to kill me at a dinner party."
--> Cut to Scott wandering around the dark halls, as his friends look at him, annoyed\\
'''Scott:''' ...''It's a common saying!''
* How Scott manages to save himself at the end.
--> '''Scott:''' Ever hear of the [[PopCultureUrbanLegends Madden Curse]]?\\
(Scott slaps a piece of paper with "MADDEN" written on it on Steel Wool's chest)\\
'''Steel Wool:''' Ow! My foot!
* "I did it! [[FailedASpotCheck (stands proudly over a corpse pile) I solved the mystery!]]"
* "I have seen a lot of murders in my day, and all of them were today."
%%!!141- ''Demo Discs''
%%!!142- ''Subscription Services
%%!!143- ''Midnight Releases''
!! 144- ''Game Commercials''
* Scott opens the video advertising the product ''Scott Talks About Game Commercials'' and to ensure selling it is successful, he uses the ad to play the video so people will have to pay by the end "if you don't want to be a bum."
%%!!145- ''Cancelled Game Consoles''
!! 146- ''Chia Pet''
* The whole episode is three and a half minutes of concentrated hilarity
* Some delicious BlackComedy happens when Scott swings a hammer at Lincoln, specifically to the back of his head.
-->'''Scott''': Okay, this article is starting to make a lot more sense.\\
Cut to a [=WikiHow=] article named "How to Break a Chia Pet"
* The RunningGag of him breaking each Chia Pet he buys mere seconds after unboxing them.
--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/TheKarateKid- [[EpicFail [=*immediately drops him*=] ]] ...''for f*ck sake...''
%%!!147- ''Retro Gaming Merchandise''
!!148- ''Wii Play Motion | Eh, Why?''
* The intro.
-->'''Scott''': Hey all, Scott here! Could you imagine a world where Wii Play Motion didn't exist?\\
'''In a war torn alternate timeline...'''\\
'''Scott''': Hey all, Scott here! Could you imagine a world where Wii Play Motion existed?\\
'''Back to the current timeline...'''\\
'''Scott''': Yeah, it's f*cking terrifying. I was wearing a polo.\\
%%!!149- ''Call of Duty on Nintendo DS''
!! 150- ''It's a Bargain Bin Christmas''
* The running gag of Scott's terrible spending impulses comes home to roost when, as a Christmas treat to himself, he has his Gallbladder removed.
-->'''Scott''': (in hospital clothing) ...I'm broke.
* Scott's initial plan of funding his charity dinner (when, keep in mind, he was hosting the dinner to get out of his severe debt)?
-->'''Scott''': [[RefugeInAudacity (at the bank) Can I take out a loan?]]
-->'''Kay Swiss''': ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe What the f*ck is wrong with you?!]]''
* In what appears to be a blooper [[ThrowItIn left in the final cut intentionally]], when Scott is explaining his charity dinner to the audience, he abruptly shuts the door on Kay Swiss, who was about to enter the room.
-->'''Scott''': ''Not ready yet.''
* Scott spent the day heckling Arbys drive-thru attendants. [[ContrivedCoincidence He didn't even know Wendy's Employee was showing up that night.]]
* The reason Rex Mohs is all bandaged up? When at the hospital for treatment for his being murdered, he was misidentified as being a burn victim.
* Rex Mohs winds up effectively ''waterboarding himself'' due to drinking too much of the mini water bottles.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Scott argues that meat from a ghost cow is technically vegetarian.]]
* As it turns out, the person who bought Scott's desk, rather than actually use it ''as'' a desk, put a dress on it and had a tea party with it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 4 (151-195)]]
!! 151- ''Anime Games''
* As Scott learns from the internet, the reason usually given for why people hate anime is because most anime is illogical and weird, while western animation [[SarcasmMode is based off logic and reason]].
-->'''Scott''': ''[[VideoGame/SpongebobSquarepantsBattleForBikiniBottom It's a f*ckin' sponge!]]''
* When one game tells him to press any button to continue, he proceeds to [[ExactWords push the console power button.]]
* "''My Girlfriend is a Mermaid?'' You didn't know?"
* When playing ''Tokyo School Life'', Scott says certain visual novels "are like books if [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholastic_Corporation Scholastic]] was [[HGame really horny]]."
** His confusion when he fast-forwards through the story, which still leaves sound effects intact. Particularly one point where you suddenly hear a SickeningCrunch.
-->'''Scott''': Did I ''snap her neck?''
* "Can [[Anime/DragonBallZ Piccolo]] survive?"
-->[[GilliganCut (Piccolo violently dies)]]
-->'''Scott''': (quietly) ''No.''
* After noticing the trademark symbol next to Dr. Gero's name...
-->'''Scott''': Aw, dammit, Dr. Gero's name is copyrighted?
-->''(heads into the "Real Dr. Gero"'s office, holds up a C&D letter)''
-->'''Scott''': [[DontAskJustRun Run.]]
* The epic showdown against Dr. Anna May ends with Scott using the anti-anime power of ''VideoGame/MightyNo9'', creating a massive explosion... only to SmashCut to Scott back in his room, covered in soot and blood, looking really confused.
--> '''Scott''': [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment What the f*ck was that?]]
!! 152- ''We Dare (Wii)''
* The concept alone: Scott going to great lengths to play a kinky Wii minigame collection.
* [[OverlyLongGag Scott applying body spray for an uncomfortable length of time]].
* "I've had the exact same holiday tradition since 2003: a bottle of wine and body spray. [[YoungerThanTheyLook Now that I'm 22,]] I'm lookin' to spice things up a bit."
* To play it, Scott is forced to buy a PAL region Wii U.
--> I am now the proud owner of a second Wii U\\
''(Holds both Game pads up with a smile)''\\
I've had nightmares like this.
* Scott names the female custom character "Impact", after the font.
--> Yeah ok, I wanna f*ck a font, who doesn't?!
* After learning that the game doesn't even require spanking even though the trailer and the back of the box depict it to imply that it does, Scott decides to call Ubisoft's support line to complain, only to learn something else.
--> Apparently, We Dare is considered contraband if played outside of Europe or Australia. If there's a sexier reason to go to prison, I'd love to hear it.
* After his prison sentence, Scott feels like he's more qualified to have an informed opinion about We Dare, and he decides to say that it needs to redefine something.
--> LIFTING ISN'T SPANKING!
%%!!153- ''History of Nintendo 3DS Rumors and Leaks''
!!154- ''The Video Game Walkthrough''
* Scott reveals that he's been working on a Chili Run, where every time he presses a button, he has to eat five spoonfuls of chili. 40 minutes later...
--> '''Scott:''' I'm not even past the menu!
%%!!155- ''Nintendo Switch: Three Years In''
!!156- ''Special Edition Controllers''
* Scott's fear of his special edition controllers getting damaged is demonstrated by a quick skit between him and Rex, with Scott just blankly staring into space the whole time.
-->'''Rex:''' Yeah, so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see.
-->''Rex looks down at the coffee table and gasps upon seeing Scott's VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 controller.''
-->'''Rex:''' '''DONKEY KONG?!'''
-->''Rex reaches out for it.''
* "See, I want to play Halo, but I just love No Fork Spaghetti."
* Scott's ultimate takeaway at the end of the video? [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope He shouldn't buy anything ever.]]
-->'''Scott''': ''(staring intently at the bread in the bread aisle; to the camera)'' I'M NOT DOING IT!
!! 157- ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingAmiiboFestival | The Dark Age of Nintendo''
* The complete compilation for all three ''Dark Age'' episodes adds an opening where it starts on a [[ItWasADarkAndStormyNight dark and stormy night]] at Scott's therapist's office and we can see that the official name for his business is [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Therapy: The Therapy,]] which claims to be definitely licensed and definitely therapy.
* Nintendo's "dark age" was apparently enough for Scott to seek out a therapist... and then he manages to confuse "therapy session" with "AA meeting".
-->'''Scott:''' Hi, my name is Scott and I'm not an alcoholic.\\
'''Therapist:''' My name isn't Scott, and this ''isn't'' an AA meeting!\\
'''Scott:''' Oh, thank god, I always hated those! I always felt out of place, I wish they would make them more accessible to non-alcoholics.
* Scott getting into an argument with his therapist.
-->'''Scott:''' You don't know what it's like to go to therapy!\\
'''Therapist:''' Hey, I got a life outside of this job! I go to therapy twice a week!\\
'''Scott:''' You're a therapist! Where do you go to therapy?\\
'''Therapist:''' The mirror.
** Which is given a great BrickJoke later on:
-->'''Therapst:''' So, you got incredibly depressed over the announcement of a game in a series that you aren't even a huge fan of in the first place to begin with?\\
'''Scott:''' That's right.\\
({{beat}})\\
'''Therapist:''' (screaming at the top of his lungs, while looking at the bathroom mirror) '''WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY!?'''
* Without even ''trying'', Scott managed to get almost all of the Animal Crossing amiibos.
* Scott goes through all the amiibo cards he obtained, giving each silly descriptive nicknames.
--> '''Scott:''' Opening these up I got [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Chief Shirt Wolf]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Bella Spunk Rat]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Limberg Unemployed Mouse]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Jitters Insomnia Duck]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Lopez Better-Than-Me Gazzelle]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Luna Bride of an Aardvark]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Benjamin Self-Concious Dog]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Lionel Ye Olde Lion]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Deena Hair Duck]], [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Gigi Sex Frog]], [[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kyle]] and [[https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Tom_Nook Mammal]].
* In order to get someone to play ''amiibo Festival'' with him, Scott tells his contacts he's looking for someone to play ''VideoGame/{{Gex}}'' with. Rex Mohs shows up and says he knew Scott was lying, but joins him anyway because he'll do anything not ''Gex''-related, [[CrazyPrepared even taking an amiibo out of his pocket]]. Jeb Jeb also shows up and acts as though ''amiibo Festival'' actually is ''Gex''.
** Even funnier is that to trick Jeb into thinking it’s Gex, Scott puts [[BlatantLies a piece of paper saying "Gex" on it over the TV playing Amiibo Festival.]]
** There's also the therapist freaking out and begging Scott to not make him play it...only for Scott to remind him he's telling the story in past-tense.
* Due to how long it would take to play the game, Scott and pals go to Sonic to order food... but since Scott only has enough money for a single food item, he gets a corndog. ''One'' corndog.
-->'''Therapist''': You went to Sonic?\\
'''Scott''': Not just that, I ate there.\\
'''Therapist''': [[TakeThat Should've come sooner.]]
* In the middle of Scott's ranting about the game's mechanics, Scott is interrupted... [[NoFourthWall by himself]].
-->'''Voiceover!Scott''': "But, Scott!" you may say!\\
(cut to the living room with Scott, Rex and Jeb)\\
'''Scott''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint WHAT?]]'''''
** To add to this, consider the following: [[MindScrew This is a Scott in the distant past, yelling at his less-distant-past voiceover, as being recounted by his present self to his therapist.]]
* Right as Scott is about to talk about his problems with ''VideoGame/MarioTennisUltraSmash'':
-->'''Scott''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (notices the therapist had fled the room)]] Okay, bye.
%%!!158- ''Old Series, New Developer''
!! 159- ''VideoGame/MarioKart7 | Burnin' Rubber and Retinas''
* Scott gets so angry at the game for being [[ItsTheSameNowItSucks "F**king Mario Kart again!"]] that he throws his New [=2DS=] so hard that it ''breaks in half.''
!! 160- ''Raid: Shadow Legends''
* Scott states in the beginning that he would do anything for money. One anything later...
-->'''Scott''': (covered in blood) The statement still stands!
* Scott is happy that he's now the most prideful person on Vimeo due to not going for a sponsorship. One phone call later...
-->'''Scott''': Yes, this is [=ScottManFun=] from Vimeo!\\
([[HypocriticalHumor cut to Scott holding a box of Ziploc bag with the word SPONSORED on the screen]])\\
'''Scott''': Ziploc's f*cking great!
!!161- ''Game Collecting''
* Scott does his usual Wednesday routine of sitting at his desk holding a copy of VideoGame/{{Gubble}} and wonders where he'd be in life without game collecting.
--> '''Imaginary Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here! ''(stares at his empty hand)'' Who the f*ck is Gubble?
* Scott assures his audience that there's no right way to collect games, even keeping the discs in a binder and throwing away the boxes. [[BlatantLies They don't effect him at all. Cut to Scott twitching and shuddering at his desk.]]
* "Why would you want to be this?!"
%%!!162- ''Game Boy Color: It Just Sorta Happened''
%%!!163- ''Wii Accessories''
%%!!164- ''Game & Watch''
!! 165- ''Remakes, Remasters and Releases''
* Right at the outset, Scott decides that he should remake his life, and to do so, needs to cut content. [[TrashTheSet He promptly knocks everything off his table and onto the floor.]]
* The last quarter of the video where Scott literally throws numerous games under their respective categories of remakes, rereleases or remasters while adding more categories to file them under in the process. When he reaches the Xbox 360/Xbox One version of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', he [[TakeThat throws it into the trash.]]
** Due to not being sure what ''Wii Sports Club'' qualifies as, [[TakeAThirdOption he puts it with]] ''[[TakeAThirdOption Silent Hill HD Collection]]''.
* After wrapping up his talk aobut videogame remakes, Scott wonders where the remake of his life will fall in the definitions, only for it to turn up in the "remastered" pile.
--> '''Scott:''' SON OF A BITCH!
!! 166- ''VideoGame/MarioKart8 | Newton's Worst Nightmare''
* The video starts out very strong with Scott re-organising his desk to look like a bar counter. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Including a milk gallon, and a Pepto Bismol.]] The best part is how his [[RunningGag Madden 08 collection]] is still on the counter.
-->'''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here. What'll it be?\\
'''All:''' ''Mario Kart 8!''\\
'''Scott:''' ''This is a bar.''
* After Scott casually brings up how unlikely it would be [[TemptingFate to screw up Battle Mode in a Mario Kart]], a timer appears in the bottom left corner, ticking down until he complains about Battle Mode. However, four minutes prior to it expiring, he gets his first taste of it... which prompts him to ''literally'' climb onto his desk in fear. What's more, he looks primed and ready ''to'' complain about it, [[MediumAwareness only to realize the timer isn't expired yet]].
-->'''Scott''': (is about to say something; glances at timer) Wait, I'm not supposed to talk about this yet, (glances at camera) let's talk about the updates.
* When Scott ultimately ''does'' talk about Battle Mode, he one ups the death of his 2DS by '''smashing his desk's mini bookcase with a hammer'''.
-->'''Scott''': [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone (slow realization; turns to camera)]] See, that should show you how bad this mode is, it made me break something... but I still did that out of anger towards ''Nintendo''. ... (falls back in his chair) Man, what the f*ck am I doing...
%%!!167- ''Console Gaming on the Go''
%%!!168- ''Game Compilations Compilation Vol. 2''
!! 169- ''VideoGame/MarioTennisUltraSmash | The Darker Age of Nintendo''
* Right at the outset, we have Scott deciding to continue his sessions with his therapist by ''going to his house'', interrupting his self-affirmations at his mirror. The therapist refuses to see him, as he's a ''night'' therapist.
-->'''Scott''': Don't my credits transfer over?
** Furthermore, when the therapist tells him he isn't registered to deal with his stupid Nintendo problems, Scott asks if he's a registered therapist ''period''. [[OhCrap One moment of silence later...]]
--->[[GilliganCut (hard cut to the therapist sitting down)]]
--->'''Therapist''': So, tell me about that dumb f*cking tennis game that hurt your feelings.
--->'''Scott''': ...I dunno. I feel like you're only talking to me now so that I don't tell anybody that you're not registered to be a therapist. I feel like I almost have to ''pay you'' to listen to me.
--->({{beat}})
--->'''Therapist''': ''[[DistinctionWithoutADifference So, it's therapy...]]''
--->'''Scott''': Yeah, it's pretty much therapy.
* The therapist constantly messing up the title of Amiibo Festival
* It took Scott a ''significant'' amount of time into the video to realize that the tennis game he was reviewing... ''was a tennis game''.
* Scott once again decides to get people to play a bad Nintendo game with him via lying... except this time, instead of ''Gex'', he gets Rex and Jeb to come over by claiming ''[[RefugeInAudacity their uncles have died]]''. And it turns out, Rex and Jeb came over despite already ''having'' dead uncles. Jeb even still thinks it's Gex Night.
-->'''Scott''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe Didn't you get my message about your uncle dying?]]
-->'''Jeb''': He died for the ''third'' time?!
-->'''Scott''': [[SureLetsGoWithThat ...yeah, let's fire up "Gex".]]
-->[[BrickJoke (cut to TV with "Gex" paper)]]
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "If there's one thing I hated more than my uncle, it's tennis."]]
* When discussing the "hidden" characters Scott refers to the exceptionally obvious Toadette silhouette as UsefulNotes/GroverCleveland. Humurous enough on its own, but becomes hilarious when he decides to [[InsistentTerminology commit]] to calling her Grover from that point on.
* Rex and Jeb both [[RageQuit get fed up and leave]] at different points in the video. Rex leaves because of a mode in the game [[FelonyMisdemeanor where you play]] ''[[SeriousBusiness without]]'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor Mega Mushrooms]], while Jeb leaves because of how long it took to join an online game. And unlike Rex, Jeb doesn't come back until ''the end of the review''.
-->F*ck you, f*ck this, and ''f*ck TENNIS!''
** In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv0O0YYuvOc blooper video]] for this episode about half the video's run time is spent with Scott and Jebb just trying to ''not'' die laughing long enough to get a good take.
** And Jeb only winds up coming back because of Scott calling this a bad tennis game... and then proceeds to call Gex pretending to "not" be a Gex game and subsequently coming out as a bad tennis game "such a classic Gex move" [[InsaneTrollLogic because Gex is a]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic terrible]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic tennis game]].
* "You ever feel special that you're the only one playing ''Ultra Smash'' online? Of course you don't, because ''I'm'' the only one playing ''Ultra Smash'' online."
* When starting to wrap up the review, Scot decides to recap everything the game had to offer. [[TakeThat Cue half a second of trailer footage.]]
* The video then ends on a BrickJoke that took ''three years'' to become fully realized: Scott begins to go into the third bad 2015 Nintendo game, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a 3DS title that out and out killed a franchise Scott was fond of]]... [[BaitAndSwitch and then Scott abruptly realizes that "Mario Party: The Top 100" came out in 2017, not 2015]]. [[ToBeContinued And then Scott notices his floor is wet,]] [[VideoGame/ChibiRobo and the source is in his bathroom...]]
!! 170- ''Game Show Games''
* The entire episode just consists of Scott getting ''[[EpicFail even the simplest questions wrong]]''.
* The RunningGag of Scott blurting out his answer before the entire question is revealed.
* Scott sitting on his sofa while eating junk food and watching ''Series/WheelOfFortune''.
-->'''Scott:''' I'm a f*king genius!
* The CPU controlled contestants in ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' on the [=NES=] constantly bounce between [[ArtificialStupidity mashing random characters]] for their answers or [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard correctly stating the answer repeatedly.]]
* Scott's rapid-fire answers in ''Series/FamilyFeud'' on the [=SNES=]:
**
-->'''Host:''' If you had four extra hours a day, what would you do with them?
-->'''Scott:''' Elope.
-->'''X'''
-->'''Scott:''' Not elope.
-->'''X'''
-->'''Scott:''' Go.
-->'''X'''
-->'''Scott:''' Family Feud [=SNES=]
-->''The family part of the answer turns out to be correct.''
**
-->'''Host:''' What does a woman say when a man proposes?
-->'''Scott:''' I'll think about it.
-->'''X'''
-->'''Scott:''' Ask again later.
-->'''X'''
-->'''Scott:''' I don't know, can you?
-->'''X'''
-->'''Scott:''' I'm busy this weekend.
-->'''X'''
-->'''Scott:''' Who are you?
-->'''X'''
* Scott ends up going bankrupt on the ''[[EpicFail very first spin]]'' in ''Wheel of Fortune'' on [=PS2=].
-->'''Vanna:''' Too bad! But I guess it could've been worse.
-->'''Scott:''' Yeah, if I ''died!''
* Due to Scott taking too long to input his name in ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'' on [=PS1=], the game ''changes his name for him.'' Bonus points for said name being "Kathie Lee" - Regis Philbin's former partner on their talk show.
* At the end of the episode, Scott has enough confidence to go back on the game show from the beginning of the video. Unfortunately for him, the question is "What is the second question in ''Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'' for Playstation 1?" - which Scott, of course, does not know because he flamed out on the first question.
!! 171- ''Gaming Press Conferences
* Scott starts the episode waiting for the reveal of ''Really Bad Game'', but first they have to reveal the games ''Technical Difficulties, Please Wait'' and ''There Is a Fire Backstage, Please Exit Immediately''.
-->"I really hope that's a working title."
!! 172- ''Plug And Play Games''
* Scott knocking his [=TV=] over by pulling too hard on the Namco Arcade Plug and Play controller.
* After Scott questions how he didn't realize that he had to twist the head of the joystick on the aforementioned controller to play ''VideoGame/PolePosition'' as a kid when the instructions were [[FailedASpotCheck on the back of the controller,]] we're promptly introduced to a new friend of Scott's.
-->'''Scott:''' Oh, hey! It's my friend, [[OverlyLongName I Don't Know How I Didn't Realize I Had To Twist The Joystick To Play Pole Position I Was Just A Kid Leave Me Alone.]]
-->'''I Don't Know How I Didn't Realize I Had To Twist The Joystick To Play Pole Position I Was Just A Kid Leave Me Alone:''' I hate my parents.
* Upon recieving his Nickelodeon Plug and Play in the mail, he opens the package with some scissors... only to discover that [[InsistentTerminology it came with the cord pre-cut]].
!! 173- ''Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | Newton's Worst Nightmare Again''
* The first ten seconds of the video features the same exact joke that started the ''Mario Kart 8'' video he already did...before realizing that he already talked about the game before on his channel. What happens next? Reality literally breaks apart, giving us glimpses of each and every opening joke scene in ''all'' of the previous Mario Kart reviews he has done before we see Scott in his current-day attire. Did we mention that this happens '''''in the first ten seconds of the video?'''''
* One of the definitions of the word "Terrible" is ''Mario Kart 8's'' Battle Mode. The other definition? October 8, 2015, aka the [[StealthInsult release date for]] [[TakeThat Chibi-Robo Ziplash.]]
* "I'm sure they wanted to focus on new experiences coming to the Nintendo Switch rather than highlight an old Wii U game of theirs coming over. It's smart to do that with a new console, to really show how the Switch will be home to brand-new experiences rather than ass-old ones. And a couple years later after that presentation, my favorite games on the Switch are the Wright Brothers' first flight and the agricultural revolution - there's nothing but old sh*t on this thing."
* Scott's response to [[spoiler:his failure to fix the TimeCrash is a simple "I'll take that as a no?" followed by "So this is what it looks like when I don't buy new shoes and the universe collapses in on itself. At least I'll know for next time."]]
!! 174- ''Xbox 360 vs [=PlayStation=] 3 | Battle of a Generation''
* "It's the middle of class in 2011, all these kids are discussing politics. Which is better: [=PlayStation=] 3 or Xbox 360. One of them asks, 'Scott, which do you prefer?' And... you ruin your credibility."
-->'''Scott:''' Nintendo! (gets punched in the face)
* "If anything, this shows when a new generation of systems comes along, it's up in the air who will take the crown. It's never always Nintendo or always Sony, [[TakeThat but it's never Sega]]."
* Scott tries to break an Xbox 360 E over his knee. Key word "tries" as he hurts himself failing to break it.
!! 175- ''Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo''
* The episode begins with a role reversal of the previous two installments, with Scott acting as the therapist for his former therapist until the latter calls him out on it.
-->'''Therapist:''' Oh, you're ''that'' guy!
-->'''Scott:''' The one and only.
-->'''Therapist:''' I was your therapist!
-->'''Scott:''' You're more delusional than I thought.
* The conclusion to the three episode long FramingDevice about Scott getting therapy after he finishes screaming in horror at the copy of Zip Lash that surfaced in his toilet.
-->'''Scott:''' After I get therapy for playing all three of these games I'm going to suppress everything, forget who I am and become a therapist.
* The therapist is legitimately confused to learn that there's such a thing as a ''bad'' 2D game about a robot.
* Scott's therapist's insecurities boiling over since the mirror he uses for positive affirmations is ''in the shop.''
* After learning that Scott has an entire pile of Zip Lash copies to throw into the toilet, his therapist immediately hits the [[InventionalWisdom Emergency Therapy button]][[note]]Scott instantly regrets having that installed[[/note]] and ''tapes Scott onto his desk''.
-->'''Therapist''': So, tell me where is all went wrong.
-->'''Scott''': Well-
-->(cut to Scott being slammed onto his desk)
-->'''Therapist''': ''This game is worse than I thought.''
** What immediately follows is also a gem.
--> '''Scott:''' ''Chibi-Robo: Zip-Lash'' is a [[ClusterFBomb stupid f*cking f*ck sh*t f*ck f*ck sh*t!]]
** The gag with the stack of copies is also quite amazing in and of itself.
--> '''Scott:''' I like to curate [these games]. Uhh, this game blows (chucks in toilet), this game blows (chucks another in the toilet), [[BrokenRecord this game blows...]]
* Scott finally decides to devote time to playing through Zip Lash in full, so he glues his hands to his [=2DS=], [[EpicFail only to realize that he forgot to insert the game's cartridge beforehand.]]
** The therapist refuses to insert the cartridge for Scott, as that's apparently against what his family believes in. Now, removing a glued-on [=2DS=] from a guy's hands, that's a different story.
* Once again, Scott calls over his friends, this time to play Zip Lash after his therapist encourages him to tell the truth this time [[EvilIsCool (as apparently lying is too fun)]]. Turns out that Rex [[CassandraTruth thought Scott was lying]] and has finally decided to give Gex a fair chance (going so far as to bring over a copy), while Jeb learns that they never actually played Gex during their previous gatherings. [[RuleOfThree However, Scott still tapes a piece of paper with 'Gex' on it on his [=2DS=].]]
-->'''Jeb:''' You know what I like about Gex? Consistency.
** This quote is great in particular, because later in the video, Jeb says that [[HypocriticalHumor "Inconsistency is a fun quirk of Gex."]]
* Rex destroys Scott's [=2DS=] with a hammer just to get it out of the way.
* "So, the story starts, Chibi Robo's cleaning a space shuttle-"
-->'''Scott''': (yells at the camera) '''''I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!'''''
* Much to Scott's chagrin, he's the only one in the group who actually hates the game, with everyone else ''cheering'' when it turns out the game has an [[UnderusedGameMechanic underutilized roll move.]]
-->'''Jeb:''' Now that's f*cking Gex!
* Nearly every time it cuts back to Scott and everyone else, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent his therapist can be seen drinking something,]] [[TheAlcoholic usually alcohol,]] and sometimes a Capri Sun.
* "The Caribbean, the ocean stage, where Chibi-Robo [[PersonAsVerb pulls a Moses]] and [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext parts the Red Sea]]."
* Scott refuses to [[FakeLongevity grind for money just to fight the]] FinalBoss, so he and everyone else just watch the ending on Youtube.
* Everyone else elects to come with Scott to destroy all of the flushed copies of Zip Lash, except for Rex [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere who's already running away.]]
-->'''Scott:''' Well, the revolution isn't for everybody.
* After three years of doing the RunningGag of chucking the titular game down the toilet, and after the game resurfacing in his ''own'' toilet, the final confrontation with the gag leads into an epic climatic finale where '''''EVERY SINGLE COPY''''' of ''Zip-Lash'' forms into a giant sentient monster consisting of sewage, feces, and the many, ''many'' copies of said game. And what is it known as? '''The Anti-Gex.''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext All because it is exactly the opposite of what the Gex The Gecko series is meant to be.]]
* [[ChangedMyMindKid Rex comes back for the fight against Anti-Gex]] with a [[BrickJoke corn-dog in hand,]] which he then throws at Anti-Gex. [[RealityEnsues It just bounces off since it's a normal corn-dog.]]
-->'''Rex:''' So, ''what's'' the game plan here?
* And how did Scott manage to beat Anti-Gex? [[ChekhovsGag By chucking a copy of Gex: Enter The Gecko on the [=PS1=], right into the Anti-Gex itself.]] In an anti-climatic way, it just pathetically explodes upon defeat as it cuts to everyone silently sitting on Scott's couch covered in sludge and blood.
-->'''Rex:''' You know, I've always wondered what trauma felt like.
* Scott's therapist [[GivenNameReveal finally tells Scott his name:]] [[PunnyName Jerry Attricks]]
* The video ends with everyone deciding to sit down and finally play Gex. However, it turns out that apparently Jeb has ''never actually played Gex: Enter the Gecko.''
-->'''Jeb:''' What the f*ck ''is this?!''
!! 176- ''Game Packaging''
* The description alone.
--> "Scott got 45 minutes out of this?
* Scott decides to start leaving his door open. [[ShockingSwerve This causes him to get severely sick.]]
-->'''Scott''': Air jumped the shark.
* The conceit of this episode? Scott decides, since he's sick, he can finally get around to playing some of his games. "... ... ''[[TakeAThirdOption Or.]]'''"
-->'''Scott''': Shapes. F*ck 'em.
* The way Scott describes his feelings over box art templates in general.
-->'''Scott:''' Sure, no single box art template excites me now; I've mellowed out over the years\\
'''Scott from Yesterday:''' ''(pumps his fist while holding a Gamecube game box)'' YES!
!! 177- ''Sonic the Hedgehog 3 | Half of a Masterpiece''
* Apparently, "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude is one of the top 10 baby names out there]], promptly Scott to angrily demand people stop that, "because when everybody wants to be unique, ''nobody's unique''".
* "Education's a ''scam''."
* Scott refuses to believe that ''VideoGame/SonicSpinball'' was a real thing.
--> '''Scott:''' I still believe that ''Sonic Spinball'' was a lucid dream I had and nothing more.\\
''([[ImplausibleDeniability Holds a boxed copy in his hands]])''\\
'''Scott:''' And it gets harder and harder to believe that.
** The ending continues this, where Scott asks if there was one time where ''Sonic Spinball'' existed. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cue montage of the times where Scott namedropped the game, with one of the instances being from this very video.]] Then he runs outside only to see a giant billboard paid for by Creator/{{Sega}} that flat-out says that ''Sonic Spinball'' exists. Cue the BigNo from Scott.
* After the game's abrupt ending, Scott [[ObligatoryJoke ultimately concludes]] that it feels like this is ''half'' of Sonic 3. [[VideoGame/SonicAndKnuckles "Maybe because that's what it is."]]
!! 178- ''Nintendo 64: Nintendo's Best Mistake''
* The video starts with Scott putting up Missing posters for [[TakeThat his ability to care about the Nintendo 64]], fully admitting it's being done for attention [[KickTheDog as he tears down a Missing Dog poster.]]
* "But that won't do! I have to appreciate everything Nintendo does for me! Criticism is just whining! Nintendo made buttons! What did ''you'' do, Dad?!"
* "So, they had to get to work on a successor to the Super Nintendo, and near the end of the console's life, it was pretty obvious where the video game industry was heading... DOWNHILL! F*CK THIS CONSOLE!"
* "That's almost a weirdly beautiful thing about a console that didn't do that well. The Wii U era was pretty tart, but I felt there was this cool connection I had with other Wii U owners... It was called a mutual hatred."
* “[The 64DD is] incredibly rare and expensive.” ''([[GilliganCut cut to Scott holding a boxed 64DD]])'' [[HypocriticalHumor “You’d have to be a f*cking idiot to own one of them.”]]
!! 179- ''Used Games''
* A good chunk of the episode is just Scott destroying his own games in increasingly absurd ways, such as putting macaroni and cheese on his ''VideoGame/Halo4'' copy and spilling water on his ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' case followed by him cutting it with a saw.
* Scott expresses confusion as to how game stores are able to sell used games in disgusting condition.
-->'''Employee!Scott:''' Yeah, no problem.
-->''Scott [[{{Squick}} licks the disc]] for Sing Party on Wii U''
-->'''Employee!Scott:''' If that gets cleaned it voids your warranty.
* Similarily, Scott admits that people who only have loose discs of their games don't usually take care of them.
-->'''Scott:''' Hey, uh, here's that game you wanted back.
-->''Scott scratches and fidgets with the disc for [[VideoGame/BattlefieldBadCompany Battlefield Bad Company 2.]]''
-->'''Scott:''' Ahaha, I-I lost the case, um, hehe, I-I left the manual in Rio, um, ahah, I wanted to give you that back.
-->''Scott cuts off a part of the disc with a pair of scissors.''
-->'''Scott:''' Uh, I want to give you back what's rightfully yours.
-->''Scott hits the disc with a hammer.''
-->'''Scott:''' So when am I looking after your daughter?
* At one point, Scott squirts Goo Gone on a pre-owned copy of Deus Ex: Human Revolution to help peel a sticker off. Immediately, when the Goo Gone hits the game case, he pauses briefly before saying "Next person who owns this is gonna have the exact same questions as I do."
-->'''Scott:''' What the f*** happened here?
!! 180- ''Wii Channels''
* Scott showing a silhouette of the Wii when teasing his favorite system to mess with the menu and pre-installed software...only to show the Nintendo Switch shoehorned into the Wii silhouette.
-->'''Scott''': (repeatedly changing the menu theme of his Switch) YEEEEEEEEEAHH-
* Scott tries to show off the News and Weather Channels, only to run into an obvious hurdle.
-->'''Scott''': (after being shown two [=WiiConnect24=] discontinuation messages) ...okay, news and forecasts are no more. ... (glances to his window; it's blank) No wonder nothing's happened in the past few years.
** "We can access them with a ''hacked Wii''! [[VerbalBackspace (bluntly) So, we can't access them.]]"
*** To clarify, Scott considers himself too dumb to learn how to hack the Wii. He ''tried'' hacking his Wii U to play [[CallBack "We Dare", only to wind up buying a PAL Wii U when that failed]].
---->'''Scott''': If I can't do something as simple as play a European game, how do you expect me to play something that doesn't technically exist anymore?
* While admitting that a large chunk of the Wii's online usability is hampered by [=WiiConnect24=] being shut down, he discloses that there ''is'' a Homebrew version, [=RiiConnect24=], avalible. It just requires hacking the Wii.
-->'''Scott''': (voiceover) Let me see if I can handle this.
-->[[GilliganCut (cut to Scott holding his Wii, his face all bloody)]]
-->'''Scott''': ... (in pain) I could just look at old footage.
** Scott is able to view the "Wii + Internet" Channel, as it's literally just a 4 minute video of how to connect the Wii to the Internet (which ends by asking if you want to delete the channel) due to having a promotional DVD that came with a Nintendo product magazine.
--->'''Video''': Did you know you can connect your Wii to the Internet?
--->'''Scott''': [[CaptainObvious (still bloody)]] ''[[CaptainObvious YEP!]]''
** "Is it worth getting pissed about if it was never preloaded on your Wii? Yeah, but at least owning it on DVD I can [[https://gifs.com/gif/scott-the-woz-plays-with-a-dvd-mOD3kR play with it]]."
* As it happens, Scott wound up using the Photo Channel for a collective playtime of ''21 years''.
-->'''Scott''': (gleeful) ''Me using the Photo Channel can finally drink!''
!! 181- ''The Trial''
* Scott's plans on his calendar, which entirely consist of him trying not to get murdered.
* Wendy's Employee has to serve jury duty on his own trial despite ''being the victim.''
-->'''Wendy's Employee:''' An '''unbiased''' victim.
* Despite clearly being there when it happened, ''none of the guys'' are sure if Steel Wool is actually the killer.
* Even though Steel Wool is the defendent, Scott's still willing to carpool with him to the trial in Las Vegas.
* The TravelMontage shows the gang apparently ''driving into the Great Lakes'' before they make a straight shot to Vegas.
* The judge doesn't care at all about the verdict of the trial, only being there because his mom forced him to get a summer job even though it's September. As a result, he's shown being disinterested throughout the trial despite all of the [[CourtroomAntic courtroom antics]] [[KangarooCourt going on around him.]]
* Scott trying to explain to his friends why he qualifies as their lawyer.
-->'''Scott:''' Representing yourself in court always works out, like '''(Footage Missing)''' and '''(Footage Missing)''' and even '''(Footage REALLY Missing)'''
* Steel Wool's lawyer, [[MeaningfulName Liza Lots,]] [[CardCarryingVillain doesn't make her bias towards defending murderers subtle at all.]]
-->'''Liza:''' Oh, I defend murderers all the time. I love those little guys. I'm a big advocate for murder.
-->'''Scott:''' What, are ''you'' a murderer?
-->'''Liza:''' No, I'm not insane.
** And the first sign Liza out-classes Scott as a lawyer? She tries to have the trial held outside.
* Scott [[LargeHam hammily]] calls his friends [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Steel Wool]] to the stand complete with a [[Franchise/AceAttorney dramatic finger point at them.]]
* Naturally, Steel Wool stays silent when initially confronted by Scott about his crimes until...
-->'''Steel Wool:''' I think I might've killed some people?
** And ''how'' does Scott confront him? First, [[CuttingTheKnot by outright asking if he killed anyone]]. But, when Liza complains to the judge:
--->'''Scott''': Permission to persist, your honor?
--->'''Judge''': (head in hand; done) ''F*ck it.''
--->({{Beat}})
--->'''Scott''': (leans in closer to Steel Wool) ''Say it say it say it say it say it say it say it-''
** After the judge refuses to accept the above confession, Scott throws some candy into the room to try and win the jury over, which only results in Wendy's Employee getting hit and falling off his chair.
* [[InsaneTrollLogic Getting murdered is against the vegan belief.]]
** [[UpToEleven Also, if you have a job to go to the next day, getting murdered the day prior makes no sense.]]
* When Terry expresses concern over Jeb's cross examination, Scott tells him to calm down.
-->'''Scott''': You know, I'm getting real sick of your attitude, [[SkewedPriorities we're in Vegas, be happy.]]
* This blunt objection from Scott after how poorly Jeb's cross examination goes (due to Liza making Jeb ashamed of upsetting Steel Wool with his murder accusation).
-->'''Scott:''' Objection. Your Honor, '''I'm mad!'''
-->'''Judge:''' I've seen madder, keep going.
* Scott calls Rex to the stand and asks him to identify the murder weapon that the former has brought with him. Cue suspicion being thrown on Rex despite him just identifying it as a gun.
-->'''Rex:''' Did I say gun? I meant [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Beretta 92X full-size handgun]] [[OhCrap f*ck!]]
* Rex gets hooked up to a lie detector[[note]]and ''not'' Steel Wool, since he's allergic to the law[[/note]], which immediately goes flat before he even says anything because it's actually a heart rate monitor. Naturally, Scott is pretty fed up with the case at this point.
-->'''Scott:''' Your Honor, can I win now?
-->'''Judge:''' No.
-->'''Scott:''' Okay.
* Scott decides to yell if Rex is convicted, [[InsaneTrollLogic as you can't convict someone if you can't hear]].
-->'''Scott''': [[ArtisticLicenseLaw That's why the deaf don't go to jail!]]
* After being called to the stand, Wendy's Employee pulls double duty as both a witness and a jury.
-->'''Liza:''' An employee like you getting murdered when he has a job to go to in the morning seems a bit unlikely to me.
-->'''Wendy's Employee:''' Well, I-I just didn't work the next day!
-->''He runs back to his seat on the jury.''
-->'''Wendy's Employee:''' I don't buy it.
-->'''Wendy's Employee, back on the witness stand:''' Damn!
* Scott himself is called to the stand by Liza, who points out that Scott was the only person not harmed on the night of the murders.
-->'''Scott:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Yeah, seems awfully murdery for a not-murderer it's weird right?]]
-->''Beat''
-->'''Scott:''' [[LampshadeHanging That was the worst thing I could've said there.]]
** [[DiggingYourselfDeeper And then Scott acknowledges the time he stole Madden 18 from Target.]]
* While Scott and Liza argue, Terry and the others concoct a plan to threaten Steel Wool into confessing using Jeb's connections to the Supreme Court.
-->'''Note:''' Say "I did it" or I will get my cousins: the justices of the Supreme Court to kick your '''ASS.'''
-->'''Scott''': -HE DRESSES LIKE IT'S 2005, LIKE, COME ON, WE'RE IN THE 21ST CENTURY, ''DRESS LIKE IT!''
-->'''Liza''': No wonder he wanted to "supposedly" murder you with that attitude!
-->'''Scott''': HE WAS RUTHLESS, HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME, AND I'M ''ALLERGIC'' TO BULLETS!
-->'''Steel Wool:''' [[KnowWhenToFoldEm (abruptly) I did it.]]
-->'''Scott''': ({{Beat}}) [[NiceJobFixingItVillain ...well, that's a blow to your case.]]
** And on the topic of their arguing, Scott and Liza are actually repeating the "lying as a joke" argument they had prior to the scene with Terry and the others... except it's not the same take.
--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2oSGMLmkjI&lc=UgyLIFfhESpeI_1MS7B4AaABAg Humblepie]]''': You can hear the "I was lying AS A JOKE!!" conversation going on in the background. However, this is not reused audio. This is it's [sic] own take.
--->Meaning the entire time they're talking, Scott and Eliza are going in circles with Scott getting more and more angry.
* The judge decides to go easy on Steel Wool in respect for him coming clean, [[MoodWhiplash and sentences him to death.]]
-->'''Scott''': (back in his room; uneasy silence) ... ... ... (to the camera) [[ShaggyDogStory I don't think he did it.]]
* The comments section's collective horror that ''[[TheSmurfettePrinciple a woman]]'' has appeared in a Scott The Woz episode.
%%!! 182 - E3 2000
!! 183 - Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard
* What's one of the important decisions one must make in playing Mario Party? [[TakeThat Figuring out who isn't playing Donkey Kong.]]
** When Rex is setting Donkey Kong's AI, he asks what consistency Donkey Kong would be. After a moment's pause:
-->'''Scott, Jeb and Rex''': (in unison) Hard.
* When everyone rolls die to determine the turn order on "Wario's Battle Canyon", Rex brags that he (as Wario) has the home field advantage after he rolls. [[FailedASpotCheck He got third.]]
* One particular RunningGag of the video is that Rex displays a deep knowledge of Mario Party, despite only having ''just found out about its existence that day''.
!! 184 - Backwards Compatibility
* Scott starts the video off by showing his stack of four Wii U’s - his primary one at the top and the three others in case he gets lasagna on his primary one.
* Scott decides to move on by the end and sold his three extra Wii U’s... only for the one he designated as his primary to get lasagna on it.
-->'''Scott''': If only something was backwards compatible with it.
!! 185 - Memory Cards
* Scott's explanation for why he's finally deciding to buy a pumpkin? One day, in the middle of playing Game Boy, he abruptly screamed "''I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!''"
* The most vegan crime possible, apparently, is running a non-permitted pumpkin patch.
* When Terry inquires what Scott carves in the fall if not pumpkins, [[ContinuityNod Scott admits he's used watermelons]].
** Scott's attempts to present himself in a favorable light to the pumpkin demographic hits an immediate snag when it turns out he painted a watermelon onto his pumpkin.
* "You want the two-year warrenty?" "I hate the metric system, how many hours is that?"
* Terry decides to cut a pumpkin down from a tree for Scott, only for it to fall on the ground and smash when Scott takes too long to say when.
-->'''Scott''': ...that's good.
* How does Scott prove he actually got a ''real'' pumpkin, and not one of the foam decorative pumpkins he got in the past? Slamming the claw end of a hammer into it.
* "I can't quarter it in a time of peace. ...I said I didn't want it after that, but I already took the cellophane off."
* Due to wanting to establish himself as part of the pumpkin community, Scott decides to throw a half-pumpkin / half-Halloween party, giving himself and his friends the opportunity to dress up:
** Scott's costume is a combination of a guy talking about memory cards, and of Madden 09, [[TakeThat the scariest thing he can think of.]]
** After being pressured to put on a costume, Terry pulled out a plate of hot dogs.
--->'''Scott''': What are you, a meat eater?
--->'''Terry''': (deadpan) A person.
--->'''Scott''': Ah, yeah, I can tell by the hat.
** Wendy's Employee's costume [[ShapedLikeItself is of a Wendy's Employee]].
** Jeb shows up wearing a pirate hat.
--->'''Scott''': What are you, a doorway pirate?
--->'''Jeb''': No, [[VideoGame/GexEnterTheGecko I'm Gex.]]
--->'''Wendy's Employee''': (to Terry) I thought he was depressed.
** Rex's costume is of a mirror taped to his face[[note]]which also has a pair of sunglasses taped to it[[/note]]. [[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Or, as he states, "you".]]
* Among the list of costume ideas Scott drafted? A guy who ate a Nintendo Wii.
-->'''Scott''': ...maybe next year.
* The absolutely ''flimsy'' way this episode connects itself to the topic of memory cards: When shopping for costume supplies on eBay, Scott[[note]]who brushed off "memory card talker" as a costume idea[[/note]] notices that customers also bought memory cards... prompting him to buy a ''metric ton'' of them.[[note]]"I can go as two things, f*ck it."[[/note]]
-->'''Scott''': [[LampshadeHanging (drops a handful of memory cards onto the floor; awkwardly) Happy Halloween.]]
* After being asked about the password he wrote down for ''VideoGame/MegaMan4'', Scott claims that [[RefugeInAudacity it's actually coordinates. For a bomb.]]
* Terry shows up to Scott's party in the middle of him describing the history of what led to the creation of the memory card.
-->'''Scott''': [[SkewedPriorities (opens door) Talking about memory cards. One sec. (slams door shut)]]
* Rex suffers from a condition known as fruit blindness where he can't tell one fruit from the next, regardless of size and shape.
** Because he brought a pineapple instead of a pumpkin to Scott's party, Scott refuses to let him inside. He then tries to claim he has a permit... only to pull out a banana.
** A workaround is ultimately reached: opening a window so that Rex can be a part of the party from outside.
--->'''Rex''': ''IT'S F*CKING FREEZING!''
* Scott decides to start poking through some of the memory cards he bought on eBay, only for things to start getting ominous when [[FauxHorrific two separate memory cards turn out to have the exact same save data on them.]]
-->'''Terry''': Like uncle and daughter.
-->'''Wendy's Employee''': [[AbsurdPhobia Those are my two biggest fears!]]
-->'''Rex''': Mine are isolation and windows.
** Another card only has multiple save files of ''VideoGame/{{Odama}}'', [[TakeThat genuinely shocking Scott]].
--->'''Terry''': [[LateToTheRealization ...these aren't pumpkins, are they?]]
* Scott attempts to look at a Xbox 360 memory card, [[SkewedPriorities ignoring both the fact that the door to his apartment abruptly locked itself and that his friends are screaming in fear]], only to start freaking out [[FauxHorrific when he realizes he can't, as his own Xbox 360 is of a later model that gutted memory card support]].
* Scott decides to show the ghost what he's made of by ''eating'' a pack of cigarettes, prompting Rex to berate him for harassing the ghost.
-->'''Rex''': [[LogicBomb They don't even know what harassment is!]]
* After Wendy's Employee is murdered by the Xbox 360 memory card, [[SkewedPriorities Terry bemoans that he'll never be the first of five to die.]]
** And after the Wii is (seemingly) dealt with, Scott abruptly ends his party, opting to ''not care'' that Wendy's Employee is dead.
* "This reminds me of being outside."
* After Scott stuns his possessed Wii with a pumpkin, Rex is tasked with throwing it outside... only to throw it against the wall, [[{{Blooper}} causing a]] ''[[{{Blooper}} real]]'' [[{{Blooper}} gash in the process]].
-->'''Scott''': ...''take off your costume''.
-->'''Rex''': (does) ...''f*ck, this is a room?!''
* "[A pumpkin]'s not supposed to impress you, it's supposed to ''evolve'' you."
-->'''Scott''': (at his desk; increduously) ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe IT'S A F*CKING PUMPKIN!]]''
* After deciding that the entire pumpkin fandom is the worst [[InsaneTrollLogic due to meeting one bad person from it,]] Scott, for no real reason, opts to sleep on his desk in a rage.
* When the possessed Wii reawakens and attempts to attack Scott in his sleep (by going into his mouth), [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Scott angrily rants about how]] [[NoodleIncident this always happens every Friday night]].
* After it comes to light the Wii is being possessed by his pumpkin, Scott declares he's going to stop it once and for all. [[GilliganCut Hard cut to-]]
-->'''Scott''': (tired) [[BrickJoke I ate the f*cking Wii.]]
%%!! 186 - VideoGame/SuperMario3DLand | 3D in 3D
!! 187 - Cross Generation Games
* Scott isn't ready for the next generation of gaming.
-->'''Voiceover!Scott''': The next generation of gaming is upon us. It's time to upgrade!\\
'''Scott''': (being dragged out the door) [[BigNo No! NOOOOO!]]
* The concept of a sports game being ported to multiple game systems feels weird to Scott. [[RunningGag But with Madden 08, it feels natural.]]
* Due to ''VideoGame/Persona5'' being released on [=PS3=] more recently than a version of Madden, Scott [[SpiritualSuccessor labels Persona 5 as "the Madden of the new generation"]].
* After Scott espouses that you don't ''need'' to buy a new console if newer games wind up getting ported to older consoles, Scott acknowledges that ''[[VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet Sackboy: A New Adventure]]'' "has a 5 on the cover now".
-->'''Scott''': (holds up a ''giant stack'' of ''Sackboy'' for UsefulNotes/PlayStation5) [[ExactWords I said don't buy the console, you can still buy the games.]]
!! 188 - Console Launches
* The reason why he couldn't get the [=PlayStation=] 5 and Xbox Series X at launch is that he couldn't pre-order them. And the reason he couldn't is that [[SkewedPriorities he was too busy thinking about what it would be like to have them.]]
!! 189 - Personal Trainer: Cooking
* The first recipe Scott decides to try is New England Clam Chowder. Only problem: the only ingredients he has are clams and an onion, and he has to use a milk jug instead of a saucepan.[[note]]As we learn later, it's because he was unknowingly using it as a cup holder.[[/note]] As such, Scott winds up having to substitute ''practically everything else he is missing'' with clams.
-->'''3DS''': First, drain the clams with the sieve.
-->'''Scott''': The sieve was never on the ingredients, can I substitute it with clams?
** "Now it's time to cook."
--->'''Scott''': [[EpicFail (dumps a can of clams over his milk jug)]] ... ...eh, I've been meaning to get salmonella this year.
* "Well, you know what the say, [[SpoofAesop if you can't make goulash, give up.]]"
* As it happens, mac and cheese is one of Scott's favorite Thanksgiving side dishes. "...next to pretzels!"
* After managing to sucessfully make mac and cheese[[note]]albeit with spaghetti noodles[[/note]], Scott decides to "ramp up the difficulty" and make chicken pot pie.
-->Half A Recipe Later
-->[[GoneHorriblyWrong (the kitchen is filled with smoke; the smoke alarm is going off)]]
-->'''Scott''': (panicking; gestures to a pot while holding chicken and potatoes) ''YOU CAN'T BAKE CHICKEN IN THAT!''
** One cut later, it turns out that Scott somehow managed to make an ''empanada'' instead.
* Eventually, [[CuttingTheKnot Scott just pulls a rotisserie chicken out of the fridge and serves it.]]
-->'''Scott''': (speeds into dining room) Happy Thanksgiving! (throws chicken against the wall)
** It turns out Rex and Jeb were over for dinner and were eating a Capri Sun and a water bottle, respectively, while Scott cooked. And yes, they were ''eating'' these beverages, using plastic utensils and all.
--->'''Jeb''': Oh boy, food ''and'' plates?!
--->'''Rex''': Oh yeah, I haven't eaten all the month of November to prepare for this.
** [[KickTheDog Rather than eat Scott's food,]] [[ShaggyDogStory it's decided to instead get food from]] [[BrickJoke the pretzel resturant down the street]] [[ShaggyDogStory for Thanksgiving.]]
%%!! 190 - Pre-Orders
!! 191 - Wii Chess | It Exists!
* Scott reveals that he still has multiple Wii U consoles. His original one, the European one he bought for ''We Dare'', a Japanese one, and a second North American one.
-->'''Scott:''' I name the rooms in my house after what Wii U is in there.
!! 192 - To Delay a Game
* Right at the start of the video, we see that Scott's set is ''covered'' in dirty laundry.
-->'''Scott''': Hey, all! Scott here! It ''is'' laundry season, [[CaptainObvious seems like everybody's cleaning their clothes these days...]]
* This leads into the framing device for the video: Scott heads to the laundry room, [[EpicFail only to remember that he used the washer to clean all of his pencils]]. While waiting for it to settle down, he decides to tell the audience a story about "[[AndThatLittleGirlWasMe a brown haired white boy with glasses]]".
-->'''Scott''': ...''[[CaptainObvious guess who]]''.
** "And one day, he decided to talk about video game delays..."
--->'''Past!Scott''': ...wanna hear some useless sh*t?
** After a while, Scott pauses the story to check on the washer... [[TooDumbToLive by throwing a fork into it]]. [[StuffBlowingUp Guess what happens next.]]
** At the end of the video, [[DissonantSerenity Scott calmly leaves the now on-fire laundry room while announcing he's cancelling the laundry.]]
--->'''Scott''': But, don't you worry! I think everything will work out ''just fine'' for our brown haired white friend.
--->(cut to Past!Scott)
--->'''Past!Scott''': Game delays are inevitable for ''all'' developers, and most of the time, I think they're highly respectable. It takes guts to admit "Hey, we need more time!". And, sure, some are annoying, most are definitely disappointing, but in the end, I think most delays are for the best. It's not like real life, [[{{Foreshadowing}} where pushing something off 'till later will get you in deep trouble...]] ({{Beat}}; notices the mess of dirty laundry behind him) ...huh. ... (turns to the camera; [[HowWeGotHere waves) Hey, all! Scott here! It]] ''[[HowWeGotHere is]]'' [[HowWeGotHere laundry season,]] [[TemptingFate seems like everybody's cleaning their clothes these days...]]
* Scott seems to be talking about a 6th sense for game delays before getting sidetracked about the first five.
-->'''Scott''': My five senses are at dangerous levels. Have you ever seen me drink lemonade?\\
([[SensoryOverload Scott drinks lemonade before screaming in agony]])
!! 193- Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three
* Scott's intro is interupted by an assault from ''Space Chimps.''
* Scott's asked to enter the name of his party in ''Charm Girls Club: Pajama Party'' so he enters "Libertarian".
-->'''Scott:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I hate how these games are getting so political.]]
* In the middle of talking about ''Spray'', Scott goes on a tangent about his scheme to avoid speeding tickets.
-->'''Scott (voiceover):''' I'm surprised the Z button doesn't sh*t your pants. I am pretty proud of my pants-sh*tting scheme; if I get pulled over for speeding, I just go,
-->'''Scott (in shot):''' "Officer, I just sh*t my pants!"
-->'''Scott (voiceover):''' What is he gonna do, write you a ticket? ''With sh*t in your pants?!''
* After realizing he's going easy on ''Space Chimps'' because it's at least playable, Scott rants about the people who supported and bought shovelware, [[TemptingFate saying they shouldn't exist.]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard At which point he blips out of existence himself.]]
!! 194 - Speed Dating
* The fact that [[NoIndoorVoice Dr. Attricks]]'s audio is the only one with audible clipping.
* Turns out that Wendy's Employee has an [[BackupTwin identical twin (who works for Target) who also just so happens to have a similar personality to him.]]
* Everyone's attempts to call Wendy's Employee despite him ''[[FailedASpotCheck currently being dead.]]''
* Halfway into the speed dating practice, everyone forgets the original purpose and begins speed-dating each other.
** Dr. Attricks' speed date with Target Employee.
-->'''Dr. Attricks:''' So that dead brother of yours, is he, uh, related to you?
-->'''Target Employee:''' Yup, death does run in the family!
-->'''Dr. Attricks:''' Nope! Naw! I don't mingle with people who associate with the dead. Learn to be alive for once!
-->''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Attricks knocks aside some cans of baby clams that suddenly appeared in-between shots.]]''
** Scott's second speed date with Terry doesn't go much better.
-->'''Terry:''' Are you ''bleeding?''
-->'''Scott:''' [[RunningGag (with visibly bloody hands)]] Yes, let's discuss.
-->'''Terry:''' I don't want any bleeders. ''(Gestures to himself)'' Vegan?
-->'''Scott:''' Oh great, what am I gonna do with all my blood? ''(Gestures to a large jar of yellow liquid next to himself)''
-->'''Terry:''' Why is the blood ''yellow?''
-->'''Scott:''' Yeah, I'm colorblind.
** Terry and Dr. Atrics's speed date.
-->'''Terry:''' I gotta be honest with you, you don't look like your pictures.
-->'''Dr. Atrics (With a large bandaged wound on his right arm):''' Sorry, [[NoodleIncident I was shot on the way here.]]
* After the guys conclude that Scott isn't ready for speed dating after all their practice, a potential girlfriend for Scott actually shows up at his front door [[ShaggyDogStory only to get yelled out by him and everyone else.]]
-->'''Woman:''' Hey, is this the place?
-->'''Everyone else:''' '''[[NoIndoorVoice NOT NOW!]]'''
-->''Cut to Scott holding his Certificate of Virginity''
-->'''Scott:''' I'm now certified!
!! 195 - You're Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas
* Terry tricks Scott into leaving his house with the promise of going to a funeral only to drive Scott back to his house anyway.
-->'''Terry:''' Breaking and entering isn't as fun if you know what's happening.
* Rex shuts Scott up using a roll of duct tape, though not by taping his mouth shut. Instead he shoves the entire roll onto his mouth, which ''still works.''
* Despite going through the trouble of breaking into Scott's house, ''no one except Scott'' actually knows what [[RolePlayingGame [=RPGs=]]] are.
-->'''Dr. Attricks:''' Isn't it a political party in Guinea?\\
'''Scott:''' Why are you so hell-bent on me being an RPG guy? You don't even know what [=RPGs=] are!\\
'''Dr. Attricks''': Yeah I do!\\
'''Target Employee''': Political party in Guinea!\\
'''Terry''': We've been over this!
* "This isn't America, this is '''OHIO!'''"
* Scott's recollection of there being a single Goldfish cracker sticking out of the [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem [=NES=]]] at his grandma's house, which he follows up by pouring Goldfish all over his own [=NES=].
* The big number for this Christmas special, "Why Don't You Play Them?" is easily catchy and quite funny as the chorus tries their best to reason Scott into enjoying [=RPGs=], with Scott dismissing them at every point. The chorus constantly sings the titular song's phrase, but the last time they sing it, Scott interrupts them with bringing up his second point on his disliking of [=RPGs=]: [[TurnBasedCombat "WAIT YOUR TURN, F*CKER!"]]
* The RunningGag of Rex, Dr. Attricks, and Kay Swiss exclaiming in celebration any time "the economy" is mentioned.
-->'''Rex:''' God, I wanna f*ck the economy.
* The fact that God, who in this universe created humanity to not like [=RPGs=], is voiced by none other than ''LetsPlay/VideoGameDunkey'', someone who's vocally voiced his dislike of the genre multiple times.
* The ultimate conclusion to the video; Scott proudly proclaims he's not an [=RPG=] guy, that that's okay, and that [[TemptingFate no RPG can change that]]... and ''immediately'' [[HypocriticalHumor catches himself playing]] ''VideoGame/DragonQuestXI''.
-->'''Scott:''' DAMN IT!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Season 5 (196-)]]
!!196- ''Nintendo Switch: Four Years In''
* Instead of referring to the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic by name whenever discussing events impacted by it, Scott instead decides to name a random skin disease whenever the topic comes up.
* Scott claims that thanks to the software portion of ''Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit'' being a free download, you can claim to own it when you don't.
-->'''Scott:''' Oh yeah, I got ''Mario Kart Live.''\\
'''Jeb''': Show us the car.\\
'''Scott:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Mmm... Didn't account for that question.]]
* [[BrickJoke And later when lying about]] [[MakesSenseInContext downloading Fire Emblem.]]
-->'''Scott:''' Hmm, yeah. I downloaded Fire Emblem.\\
'''Rex:''' '''SHOW US THE F*CKING CAR!'''
%%!!197- ''Value Pack Games''
[[/folder]]

-->'''Scott:''' Hmm, yeah. I downloaded Fire Emblem.

* Scott decides to name a random disease in place of COVID every time he has to discuss events impacted by it.

!!196- ''Nintendo Switch: Two Years In''

%%!!196- ''Nintendo Switch: Two Years In''

* Once the timeline changes, Scott looks outside at the stores taken over by Dick Vitale. Then he looks at an unchanged Dick's Sporting Goods and still screams.

* Scott says visual novels "are like books if [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholastic_Corporation Scholastic]] was [[HGame really horny]]."