History Funny / ScottTheWoz

--> '''Scott:''' ''Chibi-Robo: Zip-Lash is a [[ClusterFBomb stupid f*cking f*ck sh*t f*ck f*ck sh*t!]]

%%!!027- ''Most Wanted Smash Bros. Stages''

* The epic showdown against Dr. Anna May ends with Scott using the anti-anime power of Mighty No. 9, creating a massive explosion... only to SmashCut to Scott back in his room, covered in soot and blood, looking really confused.

* Scott is told by Chett to lose subtleties and manners and just push the store membership.

%%!!138- ''Kinect for Xbox 360''

--> (SmashCut to Scott on the phone)
--> [[Creator/ScottCawthon Scott Cawthon]]: Hello, this is Scott Cawthon.
--> Scott Wozniak: STOP.
* Scott praises VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub for being a great viral game that captures the true feeling of horror while showing off how meta the game gets...before a SmashCut to him blatantly stating that "[[VideoGame/BaldisBasicsInEducationAndLearning Baldi's Basics]] is dumb."

* Scott ends the review by trying Super Mario soup (after first opening the can by cracking it like an egg) only to discover it's three years out of date.

-->'''Scott:''' I'm surprised the Z button doesn't sh*t your pants.
-->'''Scott:''' I am pretty proud of my pants-sh*tting scheme; if I get pulled over for speeding, I just go,
-->'''Scott:''' "Officer, I just sh*t my pants!"
-->'''Scott:''' What is he gonna do, write you a ticket? ''With sh*t in your pants?!''

* "The four year long blood-curdling scream. It also goes by [[TakeThat "the WiiU Generation"".]]
%%!!056- E3 1997

--->'''Past!Scott''': Game delays are inevitable for ''all'' developers, and most of the time, I think they're highly respectable. It takes guts to admit "Hey, we need more time!". And, sure, some are annoying, most are definitely dissapointing, but in the end, I think most delays are for the best. It's not like real life, [[{{Foreshadowing}} where pushing something off 'till later will get you in deep trouble...]] ({{Beat}}; notices the mess of dirty laundry behind him) ...huh. ... (turns to the camera; [[HowWeGotHere waves) Hey, all! Scott here! It]] ''[[HowWeGotHere is]]'' [[HowWeGotHere laundry season,]] [[TemptingFate seems like everybody's cleaning their clothes these days...]]

* After realising he's going easy on ''Space Chimps'' because it's at least playable, Scott rants about the people who supported and bought shovelware, [[TemptingFate saying they shouldn't exist.]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard At which point he blips out of existence himself.]]

%%!!051- Player's Choice

%%!!055- Most Wanted HD Remakes

* When discussing ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'', Scott claims that Wii games can be labeled as either "pro-Nazi", which and "anti-Nazi", categories while showing an assortment of Wii games labeled as "anti-Nazi" [[TakeThat while the only "pro-Nazi" game]] is ''VideoGame/WiiMusic''.

* When discussing ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'', Scott claims that Wii games can be labeled as either"pro-Nazi", which and "anti-Nazi", categories while showing an assortment of Wii games labeled as "anti-Nazi" [[TakeThat while the only "pro-Nazi" game]] is ''VideoGame/WiiMusic''.

* When discussing ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyWorldAtWar'', Scott claims that Wii games can be labeled as either"pro-Nazi", which and "anti-Nazi", categories while showing an assortment of Wii games labeled as "anti-Nazi" while the only "pro-Nazi" game is ''VideoGame/WiiMusic''.

* Scott's therapist [[GivenNameReveal finally tells Scott his name:]] [[PunnyName Jerry Atrics]]

* The fact that [[NoIndoorVoice Dr. Atrics]]'s audio is the only one with audible clipping.

** Dr. Atrics's speed date with Target Employee.
-->'''Dr. Atrics:''' So that dead brother of yours, is he, uh, related to you?

-->'''Dr. Atrics:''' Nope! Naw! I don't mingle with people who associate with the dead. Learn to be alive for once!
-->''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Atrics knocks aside some cans of baby clams that suddenly appeared in-between shots.]]''

-->'''Dr. Atrics:''' Isn't it a political party in Guinea?\\

'''Dr. Atrics''': Yeah I do!\\

* The RunningGag of Rex, Dr. Atrics, and Kay Swiss exclaiming in celebration any time "the economy" is mentioned.

-->'''Scott''': Yes, this is ScottManFun from Vimeo!\\

-->''Rex:'' God, I wanna f*ck the economy.

* The big number for this Christmas special, "Why Don't You Play Them?" is easily catchy and quite funny as the chorus tries their best to reason Scott into enjoying [=RPGs=], with Scott dismissing them at every point. The chorus constantly sings the titular song's phrase, but the last time they sing it, Scott interrupts them with bringing up his second point on his disliking of [=RPGs=]: "WAIT YOUR F*CKING TURN!"

%%!!095- ''Game Stores''

%%!!098- ''The [=WiiWare=] Chronicles IV''

* In the [[spoiler: newly restored timeline that doesn't have ''Madden 08'',]] Scott decides that he has a lot of other games he can play instead, so naturally what's the first game he pulls off his shelf to his chagrin? ''[[RunningGag Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash.]]''

* Scott opens the video announcing that he's on life support, not for any medical reason but because he just wanted to be, and that his life-support machine was manufactured by ''Mad Catz''. [[spoiler:At the end, it's revealed that it was really just a bread box]].

* The first ten seconds of the video features the same exact joke that started the ''Mario Kart 8'' video he already did...before realizing that he already talked about the game before on his channel. Guess what happens next? [[spoiler:Reality literally breaks apart, giving us glimpses of each and every opening joke scene in ''all'' of the previous Mario Kart reviews he has done before we see Scott in his current-day attire]]. Did we mention that this happens '''''in the first ten seconds of the video?'''''

* And how did Scott manage to beat Anti-Gex? [[spoiler: [[ChekhovsGag By chucking a copy of Gex: Enter The Gecko on the [=PS1=], right into the Anti-Gex itself.]]]] In an anti-climatic way, it just pathetically explodes upon defeat as it cuts to everyone silently sitting on Scott's couch covered in sludge and blood.

* Scott's therapist [[GivenNameReveal finally tells Scott his name:]] [[spoiler: [[PunnyName Jerry Atrics]]]]

'''Scott from [[spoiler:Yesterday]]:''' ''(pumps his fist while holding a Gamecube game box)'' YES!

* "The Call of Duty series, otherwise known as [[CompensatingForSomething 'Hey Guys my crotch is huge I swear!']]-"
* [[MakesSenseInContext Scott clapping his hands and stomping his feet to enemy soldiers being burnt alive.]]

* At the end of a fairly dry summary of a leak alleging that an exclusive ''Call of Duty'' was coming to the NX in 2017, [[MoodWhiplash Scott lets out a loud, barely suppresed laugh]].

'''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here and step right up to the Birth-off: Where we fuse illegal gambling and pregnant women! Which pregnent woman will [[{{Squick}} squirt one out first?]] Place your bets and let's find ou-\\

* Scott illustrates his feelings on the series in the opening
--> '''Scott:''' Hey all, Scott here and- woops! I left this milk out over the past week but [[InsaneTrollLogic I haven't opened it until now so it's still brand new it's probably fine-]]\\

-->'''Voiceover Scott:'''[[MakesSenseInContext Dr. Robotnik has chained a planet to the ground.]]\\

* "You caught me in a goose!"

* [[MakesSenseInContext Scott argues that meat from a ghost cow is technically vegetarian.]]

Hey all, Scott's funny moments here!

* Any time Scott insults ''[[VideoGame/ChibiRobo Chibi Robo: Zip Lash]]'', ranging from a simple joke to ''throwing the box in the toilet''.
** Also running the box over with a car.

* We open on Scott smashing a Playstation 2 with a hammer to the point it's half exposed.

%%!!135- ''EyeToy for PlayStation2''

* Due to ''VideoGame/Persona5'' being ported to the Playstation 3 more recently than a version of Madden, Scott [[SpiritualSuccessor labels Persona 5 as "the Madden of the new generation"]].

-->'''Scott''': (holds up a ''giant stack'' of ''Sackboy'' for Playstation 5) [[ExactWords I said don't buy the console, you can still buy the games.]]

* Similarly, before the real review was made, another person made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcMxdUj349c a video]] for a "review" of ''VideoGame/ChibiRobo Zip-Lash''.

* Scott tells of how he went to a local church to talk about all the additions he wants Nintendo ot make to ''Mario Kart 9''
-->''[[GetOut The Curch suspended my indefinitely.]]''