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-->'''Thurl:''' We may need to revise the agenda for this meeting.
-->'''Petey:''' [[SpannerInTheWorks A great many agendas will need to be revised]].
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* Petey tries to persuade captured Pa'anuri to surrender both galactic cores to him, but first Thurl hijacks the negotiation, turning it into democratic vote, then promotes Sorley to govern it, and then Ennesby and Schlock barge in, wearing their Pa'anuri-style planet-sized avatars and derail it completely. The funny thing is the [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-02 look]] of [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-07 absolute]], [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-08 mind-blowing annoyance]] on Petey's face. In the last page he remembered he should've get used to such antics by now.


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* Petey tries to persuade captured Pa'anuri to surrender both galactic cores to him, but first Thurl hijacks the negotiation, turning it into democratic vote, then promotes Sorley to govern it, and then Ennesby and Schlock barge in, wearing their Pa'anuri-style planet-sized avatars and derail it completely. The funny thing is the [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-02 look]] of [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-07 absolute]], [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-08 mind-blowing annoyance]] on Petey's face. In the last page he remembered he should've get used to such antics by now.

now. Making it better is that Schlock and Ennesby [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-10 effortlessly seized both cores]] off-screen while everyone was arguing, completely undermining both sides.
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\n* Petey tries to persuade captured Pa'anuri to surrender both galactic cores to him, but first Thurl hijacks the negotiation, turning it into democratic vote, then promotes Sorley to govern it, and then Ennesby and Schlock barge in, wearing their Pa'anuri-style planet-sized avatars and derail it completely. The funny thing is the [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-02 look]] of [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-07 absolute]], [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2020-07-08 mind-blowing annoyance]] on Petey's face. In the last page he remembered he should've get used to such antics by now.

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* Petey's energy collector is blown up, and he can ssend to Andromeda only one ship. [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-06-12 Archive's smug look when both it and Petey understand the latter has to follow former's advice is priceless.]]
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* "STOP TALKING AND START EATING!"\\
"Years of parenting have prepared you for this moment, Commodore."

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-->"Okay, yes; that ''is'' addressed to me."


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-->"Who built this, and are they in prison yet?"
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* Something of a Fridge Funny, but at one point, some of the Toughs think they need to distract potential unfriendlies, [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-02-10 and Pi "happens" to have a gun powerful enough]] with him. The thing is... he was there in the first place as something of a field nurse; either he thought the field surgery was going to go really bad... Or he's just in the habit of carrying HEAVY PERSONAL ARTILLERY in HammerSpace.

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* The TyrannosaurusRex, a creature who's name means "tyrant king of the lizards," the most terrifying predator ever discovered in the fossil record... [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-09-08 was domesticated by the raptors.]]

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* The TyrannosaurusRex, a creature who's whose name means "tyrant king of the lizards," the most terrifying predator ever discovered in the fossil record... [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-09-08 was domesticated by the raptors.]]
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** And immediately afterwards, Schlock [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-12-04 thoughtfully and respectfully demonstrating]] that he has been listening, understands the danger, but still intends to bring his weapons.
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* Just the fact that the Paan'uri [[spoiler: refer to the people of the milky way as the "scary-barys".]]
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* Ennesby asks Kevin what's the [[ShoutOut obvious]] [[Film/TheTimeMachine1960 time machine]] he's building:[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-08-23 "If it works, I'll tell you about it yesterday".]]

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* Ennesby asks Kevin what's the [[ShoutOut obvious]] [[Film/TheTimeMachine1960 time machine]] he's building:[[https://www.building: [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-08-23 "If it works, I'll tell you about it yesterday".]]

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!!! Book 20: Sargeant In Motion

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!!! Book 20: Sargeant Sergeant In Motion




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* The TyrannosaurusRex, a creature who's name means "tyrant king of the lizards," the most terrifying predator ever discovered in the fossil record... [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-09-08 was domesticated by the raptors.]]
-->'''Raptor:''' In ''our'' language their name means "beast which allows children to enjoy hunting."\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Tagon:''' Is Sorlie hunting something?\\
'''Raptor:''' No. [[AllAnimalsAreDogs Fluffy-Winkle just wanted to go for a run]].
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!!! Book 20: Sargeant In Motion
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* "[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-08-19 I'm glad I disabled the Testosterone Alarms. We'd all be deaf right now."

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* "[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-08-19 I'm glad I disabled the Testosterone Alarms. We'd all be deaf right now."
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* "[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-08-19 I'm glad I disabled the Testosterone Alarms. We'd all be deaf right now."

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* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-05-06 One of the ancient civilizations makes a guess as to who their visitors are.]]
-->'''Scientist:''' The most probable scenario is that intelligent life has evolved on the planet from which we rescued the feather-folk. They've harnessed the power of the galactic core, and will shortly be visiting to ask about their relatives.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Manager:''' ''That'' is ''probable?''\\
'''Scientist:''' Would you like to see the math?
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'''Elf:''' I STILL HAVE MY SIDEARM.

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'''Elf:''' '''Bunnigus:''' I STILL HAVE MY SIDEARM.
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-->'''Scientist''': ...and [[HobbesWasRight Hobbes]] said, "[[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Scientific progress goes 'boink'."]]\\

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-->'''Scientist''': ...and [[HobbesWasRight Hobbes]] said, "[[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Scientific progress goes 'boink'."]]\\"]]

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* An alien scientist [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-04-08 gets his human history confused]].
-->'''Scientist''': ...and [[HobbesWasRight Hobbes]] said, "[[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Scientific progress goes 'boink'."]]\\

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* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-03-30 "I'll send the ''Pop Diva'' and ''Poupance Duungsmeer'' with you as escorts. The rest of the PD fleet will be devoted to buying more time with wormgate conversions and preparing to stage evacuees."]]
--> '''Kevyn Andreyasn:''' Poo-pants...
--> '''Petey:''' ''...Duungsmeer.'' Really, it only sounds dirty in Galstandard West.
--> '''Ennesby:''' It's ''Pop Diva'' that gives me the willies.
* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-03-31 And in the very next strip:]]
--> '''Ennesby:''' The very thought of monsters I can't see... [[{{BringMyBrownPants}} well, it makes me wish I had pants I could poo.]]
--> '''Petey:''' You're going to make me rename that ship, aren't you?
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-->'''Ennesby:''' Ha! That's both your shoes, sister.
-->'''Elf:''' I STILL HAVE MY SIDEARM.

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-->'''Ennesby:''' Ha! That's both your shoes, sister.
-->'''Elf:'''
sister.\\
'''Elf:'''
I STILL HAVE MY SIDEARM.



--> '''Sorlie:''' Yaeyoefui meet Iafa, who is [[BrainUploading you]], but ten million years older, having come [[TheSlowPath the long way around]].
-->'''Yaeyoefui:''' I don't like him.
-->'''Iafa:''' I haven't told you about the killing yet.
* In finding out details about an abandon hypernet net node, there end up being a [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-02-12 miscommunication about its age]]:
-->"Did we not make that clear?"\\
"This is not the face of ''yes''."

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--> '''Sorlie:''' Yaeyoefui meet Iafa, who is [[BrainUploading you]], but ten million years older, having come [[TheSlowPath the long way around]].
-->'''Yaeyoefui:'''
around]].\\
'''Yaeyoefui:'''
I don't like him.
-->'''Iafa:'''
him. \\
'''Iafa:'''
I haven't told you about the killing yet.
* In finding out details about an abandon hypernet net node, there end up being a [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-02-12 miscommunication about its age]]:
-->"Did -->'''Oafan:''' Did we not make that clear?"\\
"This
clear?\\
'''Petey:''' This
is not the face of ''yes''."
''yes''.
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In finding out details about an abandon hypernet net node, there end up being a [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-02-12 miscommunication about its age]]:

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-->>"Did we not make that clear?"\\

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-->>"Did ->"Did we not make that clear?"\\
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-->'''Iafa:''' I haven't told you about the killing yet.

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-->'''Iafa:''' I haven't told you about the killing yet.yet.

In finding out details about an abandon hypernet net node, there end up being a [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-02-12 miscommunication about its age]]:
-->>"Did we not make that clear?"\\
"This is not the face of ''yes''."

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* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com Ennesby is looking for advice]], unintentionally interrupting a private moment; two shoes get tossed in response.

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* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com com/2019-01-12 Ennesby is looking for advice]], unintentionally interrupting a private moment; two shoes get tossed in response.
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-->'''Elf:''' I STILL HAVE MY SIDEARM.

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-->'''Elf:''' I STILL HAVE MY SIDEARM.SIDEARM.
* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-02-06 A long-delayed introduction]].
--> '''Sorlie:''' Yaeyoefui meet Iafa, who is [[BrainUploading you]], but ten million years older, having come [[TheSlowPath the long way around]].
-->'''Yaeyoefui:''' I don't like him.
-->'''Iafa:''' I haven't told you about the killing yet.
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--> "I ache to breathe again. What would you like me to blow away?"

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--> "I ache to breathe again. What would you like me to blow away?"away?"

!!! Book 19: A Function Of Firepower
* [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com Ennesby is looking for advice]], unintentionally interrupting a private moment; two shoes get tossed in response.
-->'''Ennesby:''' Ha! That's both your shoes, sister.
-->'''Elf:''' I STILL HAVE MY SIDEARM.
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* Schlock asks Kevin what's the [[ShoutOut obvious]] [[Film/TheTimeMachine1960 time machine]] he's building:[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-08-23 "If it works, i'll tell you about it yesterday".]]

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* Schlock Ennesby asks Kevin what's the [[ShoutOut obvious]] [[Film/TheTimeMachine1960 time machine]] he's building:[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-08-23 "If it works, i'll I'll tell you about it yesterday".]]
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* Schlock asks Kevin what's the [[ShoutOut obvious]] [[Film/TheTimeMachine1960 time machine]] he's buildig:[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-08-23 "If it works, i'll tell you about it yesterday".]]

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* Schlock asks Kevin what's the [[ShoutOut obvious]] [[Film/TheTimeMachine1960 time machine]] he's buildig:[[https://www.building:[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-08-23 "If it works, i'll tell you about it yesterday".]]

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