History Funny / SaturdayNightLiveSeason43

** They follow up on the Leslie Jones and Kyle Mooney romance storyline with two important events of note - Little Lorne gets PutOnABus as he's old enough for college ([[SoapOperaRapidAgingSyndrome no, really]]) and Lorne Michaels himself puts in an extended appearance (this is important, keep reading). The focus is now on Beck Bennet, originally bros for life with Kyle (and they really joined the cast together in season 39), growing increasingly jelous as Kyle spends more time with Leslie now. Enter Colin Jost, [[CallBack obviously sour from being attacked by Kyle before,]] [[EvilAllAlong but revealed to be genuinely trying to seduce Leslie from him and not as a misunderstanding,]] as he ropes Beck into his ploy to take her back. Long story short, Colin's entire ploy is outed and Kyle is the first to KickTheSonOfABitch by battering him... before Beck convinces him to let it rest, right before battering Colin himself ([[CrossesTheLineTwice played as the moment that reaffirms them as bros for life]]). Then Tiffany steps in and shows the right way to repeatedly punch Colin ("Hold my hair.") and finally Lorne Michaels breaks up the growing scuffle... [[RefugeInAudacity only to start battering Colin himself.]]

'''Colin''': [[JustForPun Nailed it]]!\\

** The ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzGrzsYqH4 Undercover Office Potty]]'' commerical, mostly through the [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome more realistic reactions]] both co-workers and the supervisor (played by Hader) display upon learning that Beck Bennett's office drone has been using the bathroom in his office using mini-toilets disguised as typical office supplies (that are also obviously (and comically) gigantic compared to real office supplies) along with clearly recognizing the strong oder in his office. It gets especially hilarious near the end, when they both confront Bennett's character as he repeats this behavior even after being caught earlier...

'''Johnson:''' I DON'T KNOW! I've been too busy going to the bathroom!\\

'''Mr. Anderson:''' ''[[BluntYes YES!]]''

** The ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzGrzsYqH4 Undercover Office Potty]]'' commerical, mostly through the [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome more realistic reactions]] both co-workers and the supervisor (played by Hader) display upon learning that Beck Bennett's office drone has been using the bathroom in his office using mini-toilets disguised as typical office supplies (that are also obviously (and comically) gigantic compared to real office supplies). It gets especially hilarious near the end, when they both confront Bennett's character as he repeats this behavior even after being caught earlier...

'''Mr. Anderson:''' What have you been working on?!\\

'''Ellen:''' France is banning the use of cellphones in schools. [[AcceptableTargets According to a French official, it's important for kids to have their hands free to smoke.]]\\

** The ''Undercover Office Potty'' commerical, mostly through the [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome more realistic reactions]] both co-workers and the supervisor (played by Hader) display upon learning that Beck Bennett's office drone has been using the bathroom in his office using mini-toilets disguised as typical office supplies (that are also comically and obviously gigantic). It gets especially hilarious near the end, when they both confront Bennett's character as he repeats this behavior even after being caught earlier...

-->[''The dolls are standing at the foot of a staircase in a little girl's house. The little girl is coming down the stairs.'']
-->'''Narrator''': Some kids' gut instinct is to go dark. Why not embrace it? My Little Step Children are perfect for kids with a flair for the dramatic. They'll love staging a scene where the stepchildren get sent away to boarding school.
-->'''Little Girl''': [''staring coldly at her dolls''] This is for the best.
-->'''Natalie Portman''': The first time I bought Lisa a doll, she said she felt no real connection to it. Like there was a sheet of glass between her and the doll. With My Little Step Children, she no longer feels forced to change that.

** A new talk show called ''Get Woke with Tamika'', which is selling itself way too hard as being progressive, with a black woman (Leslie Jones as Tamika) hosting and everything... until the first sponsor is revealed to be ''Breitbart''. And the second sponsor is RUSSIA. They even have Tiffany Haddish as the black female guest they were going for, partly because she's an Instagram model who's nowhere near any actual political subjects of note... until it's revealed that she also does movie reviews, after which they bring up ''{{Film/Moonlight}}''. Only it seems Tamika watched a different movie.

*** Speaking of MoodWhiplash, the last bit of ''Update'' draws genuine cheers from the audience as Bill Hader puts in a much-awaited appearance as Stefon. Despite having appeared with Colin and Michael before, Stefon is somehow [[AccidentalMisnaming unable to get their names right]], eventually settling on calling them "Film/{{Moonlight}}" and "Film/LaLaLand". (If you can't tell which is which, we have some bad news for you...)

'''Ellen:''' Several TV hosts like Steve Harvey, Alex Trebek and Stephen Colbert started new seasons of their shows with beards, [[TheBeard while Colin has had his beard since last season.]] (inset shows a pic of Colin with we kid you not, Creator/ScarlettJohansson)

'''Johnson:''' I DON'T KNOW! I was too busy going to the bathroom!\\

'''Colin:''' A man in Australia was stabbed in a bar fight and then went on to order another drink with the knife still in his back; and by law [[AsskickingEqualsAuthority he became president of Australia]].

--->"Unlike my facial expression, Facebook is going to change.[...] My point is, Facebook sold out our democracy to Russian troll farms; but on the other hand... Farmville?

--->'''Heidi:''' Sure I buy all my groceries at the gas station; but ''I'm a good mom'' to my kids Mikey, Nicky, Peppers and my precious baby Kino!\\

** During the Weekend Update, Music/KanyeWest's [[Administrivia/RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement remark about slavery]] comes up in the corner, with Michael Che's reaction is to shake his head and say "[[NoJustNoReaction ...pass]]".

** One of the first things they do is [[https://youtu.be/kELDEdMbkyg bring back the Mrs Rafferty and Sharon]] (Kate and Cecily) sketch, more or less a rehash of the original one apart from Mikey Day sitting in for the now-departed Bobby Moynihan. Maybe it was Kate, or the producers or writers, or some combination thereof that noticed Ryan's uncontrollable {{corpsing}} from the last time, but this time they resolved to just ''[[ThrowItIn force it out of him]]'', with Mrs Rafferty turning Ryan around to demonstrate what TheGreys were doing to her already abused hindquarters, by squeezing, punching and even ''shoving her face into Ryan's ass'', with poor Ryan quivering and about to melt down the whole time. [[RunningGag Good thing the agency gave him]] a NiceHat to help hide his laughter.

** One of the first things they do is [[https://youtu.be/kELDEdMbkyg bring back the Mrs Rafferty and Sharon]] (Kate and Cecily) sketch, more or less a rehash of the original one apart from Mikey Day sitting in for the now-departed Bobby Moynihan. Maybe it was Kate, or the producers or writers, or some combination thereof that noticed Ryan's uncontrollable {{corpsing}} from the last time, but this time they resolved to just ''[[ThrowItIn force it out of him]]'', with Mrs Rafferty turning Ryan around to demonstrate what TheGreys were doing to her already abused hindquarters, by squeezing, punching and even ''shoving her face into Ryan's ass'', with poor Ryan quivering and about to melt down the whole time. [[RunningGag Good thing the agency gave him]] a hat to help hide his laughter.

'''[[PunnyName Claw-dia]] (Tiffany)''': [[UnEntendre I got the pussy!]] (holds two kittens as if to emphasize her meaning)\\

'''Johnson:''' The voiceover said it would save time for business!\\