History Funny / SaluteYourShorts

--->'''Sponge''': TheyDon'tLiveHereAnymore, [[MotorMouth stop calling! They're all]] '''dead!''' ''(slams receiver)''

'''Sponge:''' ''(runs away)''But you said I could keep it!\\

* Anytime a food fight starts up, it typically involves several background characters getting involved and it all ends with Ug showing up, blowing his whistle, and getting perfectly bullseyed by the last piece of food.

* In "Goodbye Michael, Hello Pinsky," Pinksy nonchalantly asks to borrow Budnick's DartboardOfHate for use in one of his own pranks... which is to say, he borrows the ridden-with-little-holes bit of paper with ''his own name'' written on it, while acting as though he were completely unaware of what it signified. Then it actually does work quite perfectly in in his plan to convince Ug he's come down with chicken pox. You half expect to see steam coming out of Budnick's ears.
* Budnick’s love song/rap for Dina in “Budnick Loves Dina - Part 1”

--->'''Sponge''': [[MotorMouth TheyDon'tLiveHereAnymore]], stop calling! They're all '''dead!''' ''(slams receiver)''

--->''(Donkeylips panics and runs into the ladies room, just after Dina)''\\

** Ug made a tower of coffee tins which took him three days, and placed a sign saying "You Touch, You Die - Your Friend, Ug." As Ug was about to pose for a magazine, the gang runs around the room playing ball and Ug tries to get them out before they could knock his tower down. Relieved, he back up and accidentally knocks them out.

'''Mona:''' Alright. ''(takes a seat, making the campers push until Ug falls off his seat)'' There, that's quite comfortable.\\
'''Ug:''' ''(get up)'' Sponge, please tell Ranger Tibbs that she probably won't enjoy eating here ''(Mona is visibly angry)'' because the corn beef patty isn't up to CODE! ''(pushes Mona out)''\\

'''Sponge''': Stupid Budnick!
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* The whole outcome for the guys in “The Cursed Skull.”[[spoiler: First, they're outsmarted when the girls plant a fake skull under wraps. Then they have their nose hairs painfully trimmed off by Ug in retaliation for trimming his during their club initiation.]]

** Sponge throwing up:

--->'''Ug:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzz3yjDqSEY There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield.]] Eventually, the hole will fill up with water and the ''scum'' will float to the top! Then, Bobby Budnick, heh heh, you will be mine!

* The whole outcome for the guys in “Clan Of The Cave Girls.” From being outsmarted by the girls with a fake skull to getting their nose hairs painfully trimmed off by Ug as revenge for trimming his during their club initiation.

* “Ug’s Girlfriend Is Gone”

—-> '''Ug:''' Rachel!!!! ... Pass the mustard!

—-> '''Donkeylips''': Stupid skull!\\

—-> ’’’Ug:’’’ Rachel!!!! ... Pass the mustard! \\

* The whole outcome for the guys in “Clan Of The Cave Girls.” From being outsmarted by the girls to getting their nose hairs painfully trimmed off by Ug as revenge for trimming his during a group initiation.
—> ’’’Donkeylips’’’: Stupid skull!\\
’’’Sponge’’’: Stupid Budnick!

—-> ‘’’Ug:’’’ Rachel!!!! ... Pass the mustard! \\

* Budnick’s love song for Dina in “Budnick Loves Dina - Part 1”

—> ‘’’Donkeylips’’’: Stupid skull!\\
‘’’Sponge’’’: Stupid Budnick!

'''Budnick:''' French people adore JerryLewis too, but what do they know? Ha ha!

'''Mona:''' ''(gets up)'' Z.Z., please tell Councilor Lee he has 43 hours get his camp up to code or he can kiss his sweet Anawanna goodbye! ''(pushing, while Ug pushes back, crushing the campers between them)'' Well, I believe I've lost my appetite. ''(leaves)''\\

-->'''Donkeylips:''' Are you gonna eat your cocktail onion?\\
'''Dina:''' Food is not art!\\

** "I am a member of the Secret Society, that I, Budnick, am the biggest idiot!"

-->'''Ug:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzz3yjDqSEY There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield.]] Eventually, the hole will fill up with water and the ''scum'' will float to the top! Then, Bobby Budnick, heh heh, you will be mine!

-->'''Ug:''' Oh, so Sponge is the only one who didn't get out his bunk?

--->"[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I should not have asked my grandparents to send me brownies. I should not have asked my grandparents to send me brownies. I should not have asked my grandparents to send me brownies...]"

--->''(Donkey Lips panics and runs into the ladies room, just after Dina)''\\

'''Donkey Lips''': Dina? Wow! ''(SLAP)'' Ow!

''(Donkey Lips darts back into the women's room with Dina; Budnick's entrance is barred)''\\
'''Donkey Lips''': Sorry, occupied!\\

'''Donkey Lips''': Ow!

-->'''Michael:''' What if Ug catches us?\\

''(Michael and Sponge look behind to see Donkeylips smugs.)''\\

-->'''Donkeylips:''' Whoa, power puke!

* In "Zeke the Plumber", the gang tries to scare Budnick but fails with hilarious results. What they thought was Budnick was a dummy with a melon for a head, with a face drawn on it. The girls scream in horror when it fell.
-->'''Telly:''' ''(picks up the melon)'' I always knew he was a melon head. This just proves it.
-->'''Z.Z.:''' He's probably somewhere out there. Watching, and laughing at how stupid we look.
-->'''Telly:''' Budnick, you're such an idiot! You should know that you can't scare us with your stupid little tricks!
-->''(A hand comes out of a trash can and grabs Dina. The girls run scared and screaming.)''
-->'''Budnick:''' ''(coming out of the trash can)'' HA HA HA! I'm the master of the universe! Nobody can scare me!

** Donkeylips wanders through the woods at night wearing a pumpkin mask. Keeps running into trees and branches because the mask doesn't have eye-holes.
* In "The Treasure of Sarah Madre", Donkeylips's shovel hits metal, and Budnick thinks it is the treasure after all. He continues to dig until it turns out to be a water main, which starts spraying water everywhere. The other kids run away, leaving Budnick to face the wrath of Ug, who has just found out that there is a large hole in the middle of the infield...
-->'''Ug:''' There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield. Eventually, the hole will fill up with water and the ''scum'' will float to the top! Then, Bobby Budnick, you will be mine! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzz3yjDqSEY]]
** He was about to pose for a picture in the field, which he had spent the entire previous day trimming with a pair of scissors and a ruler so that every blade of grass was the same length.

* In "Bunk Chief Elections", Dina and Telly got into an argument, which escalated into a [[PieInTheFace pie fight]]. They accidentally throw a pie at Ug, so they quickly leave just as the boys return to find the kitchen a mess.
-->'''Michael:''' What happened here?\\

** Dina annoys Telly by clipping her toe nails.

* This dialogue in "Brownies for Thud Mackie":
-->'''Ug:''' I happen to be one of the finest woodsmen since Betty Crocker.\\

** This part in Budnick's video:
-->'''Michael:''' And here's Ug to tell you what happens if you eat too much of the food here:\\

** The whole video is this, really. Also:
-->''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I should not have asked my grandparents to send me brownies. I should not have asked my grandparents to send me brownies. I should not have asked my grandparents to send me brownies...]]"
* During lunch in "Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh-In":
-->'''Z.Z.:''' Maybe it's a species of lima bean.\\

** The gang (minus Donkeylips, Sponge and Telly) picking up trash as punishment for trying to order burgers.
-->'''Z.Z.:''' Look at it this way: cleaning up camp helps the environment!\\

*** Made even funnier by the background music!

-->'''Sponge:''' How could you be so dumb?\\

* When looking at the cast list in "Cinderella Play":
-->'''Donkeylips:''' I'm a rapping mouse.\\

'''Donkeylips:''' [[LameComeback And I to yours!]]

-->At first I'm a mouse! And I live in the house! And they think I'm a louse! And then I turn into a... horse? Of course, of course, of course... Hey Ug: "Mouse" and "Horse" do not rhyme.

* In "Sponge Goes to the Movies", Sponge's attempt to dissuade a caller of the public phone whose booth he's trying to hide in:
-->'''Sponge''': [[MotorMouth TheyDon'tLiveHereAnymore]], stop calling! They're all '''dead!''' ''(slams receiver)''

*** And then when Ug has to use the men's room...
---->'''Ug''': ''([[FailedASpotCheck failing to notice Budnick run out beforehand]])'' Hey! There's no towels in here!\\

** Sponge and Pinsky, members of the computer club, come up with a revolutionary way to communicate with another nearby summer camp [[TechnologyMarchesOn using cutting edge early 90s technology]]... and it's a phone line run through the computer (camp rules forbid phone activity by a camper without a counselor's consent). Sponge steps out for a bit, and Pinsky goes nuts with it. But then...
-->'''Dina''': ''(entering)'' What are you doing?!\\
''(Pinsky doesn't take his eyes off the computer)''\\
'''Pinsky''': I'm just talking on the-- ''(looks toward the door and [[OhCrap promptly realizes the horrible mistake he's made]])''\\
'''Dina''': '''''A PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!''''' ''(cue montage of other campers stampeding towards the cabin)''
* In "Anawanna Inc.", while the kids are going through mail sent by their parents:
-->'''Z.Z.''': Well what does your letter say, Pinsky?
-->'''Pinsky''': Actually... nothing. This is the letter that I sent them. It says "moved, no forwarding address." ...Should I worry about this?
* In "They Call Me Ms. Tibbs":
-->'''Donkeylips:''' Are you gonna eat your cocktail onion?\\
'''Dina:''' Food is not art!\\
'''Donkeylips:''' What about ''The Last Supper''?
* In "Citizen Pinsky", Ug made a tower of coffee tins which took him three days, and placed a sign saying "You Touch, You Die - Your Friend, Ug." As Ug was about to pose for a magazine, the gang runs around the room playing ball and Ug tries to get them out before they could knock his tower down. Relieved, he back up and accidentally knocks them out.
-->'''Sponge:''' [[SarcasmMode Ready when you are, Ug.]]

-->'''Sponge:''' Hey Ug, wanna copy? It's free.\\

-->'''"Deep Trout":''' How'd she know it was me?
* In "Budnick Loves Dina - Part 2", while probably borders on NightmareFuel, Budnick [[ImagineSpot imagines]] getting a haircut in an electric chair, and the entrance is replaced with a jail cell occupied by Pinsky [[CaptivityHarmonica playing a harmonica]].

-->'''Ug:''' There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield. Eventually, the hole will fill up with water and the ''scum'' will float to the top! Then, Bobby Budnick, you will be mine!

-->'''Z.Z.:''' He's probably out there. Laughing at how stupid we look.
-->'''Telly:''' Budnick, you're such an idiot! You should know that you can't scare people with your stupid pranks!

'''Budnick:''' HA HA HA HA! The winner and still champion! I'm not afraid! Nobody can scare me! HA HA HA HA! Come on out. Its the big parade of losers! Loser, loser, loser, loser... and loser![[note]]Points at the kids one-by-one in this order: Dina, Telly, Z.Z., Sponge, and Michael.[[/note]]

* In "Zeke the Plumber", the gang tries to scare Budnick but fails with hilarious results. What they thought was Budnick was a dummy with a melon for a head. The girls scream in horror when it fell.
-->'''Telly:''' I always knew he was a melon head. This just proves it.

'''Budnick:''' HA HA HA HA! The winner and still champion! I'm not afraid! Nobody can scare me! HA HA HA HA! Come on out. Its the big parade of losers! Loser, loser, loser, loser... and loser!

-->'''Dina:''' Food is not art!\\

'''Michael:''' Well, congratulations fair mouse. For I am 'Prince Charming,' [[SarcasmMode and I bow to your success!]]

-->'''Ug:''' There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield. Eventually, the hole will fill up with water and the ''SCUM'' will float to the top! Then, Bobby Budnick, you will be mine!

---->'''Ug''': ''(failing to notice Budnick run out beforehand)'' Hey! There's no towels in here!\\