History Funny / SFDebrisStarTrekTheNextGeneration

*** Even funnier: Maurice Hurley himself stated in the ''Chaos on the Bridge'' documentary that his leaving was one of the two best things to happen to it.[[note]]The other was his being brought on, but that would be far more-heavily contested.[[/note]]

-->'''Chuck:''' Meanwhile a bad situation is made worse when Picard gets a look at the ''[[Film/StarTrek Star Trek XI]]'' script.\\

** "We represent the post-apocalyptic lollipop guild! And we wish to welcome you to Vault 101!"

--->'''Picard:''' Screw you all! [[ShapedLikeItself It's a ship! In a bottle!]] It takes something awesome and makes it ''[[UpToEleven more]]'' awesome! Like, like [[{{Transformers}} Devastator]]! But to replace the construction vehicles with ''lesbians!'' '''More! Awesome!'''

-->'''Chuck:''' Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide looks at what happens when the writers get together and say "@#$# you Gene, this is how you kill Tasha." The appearance of the Enterprise-C alters reality so that Tasha exists, the downside beings that the Klingons are about to enslave us. It's give and take.

** When Troi asks Barclay "How are we to trust an officer who doesn't follow orders?", Chuck shows the clip from [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome Star Trek IV]] of Kirk getting demoted to captain [[{{Unishment}} and placed in command of a starship]].

--->'''Chuck (as J'Dan):''' I have completely my studies of the planet! And discovered... this new form of daisy, ''for the glory of the Empire!'' And it ''will'' submit to us! ''Submit'', daisy, ''submit'' or be crushed under heel!

* From "[[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E7Unification1}} U]][[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS5E8Unification2}}nification]]":

--->'''Chuck''': It's like one of those snooty films that's just two men in a restaurant booth arguing in French for six hours, while every twelve minutes a bicycle with no rider rolls past the window... with the addition of the Star Trek cast talking about it all the while.

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** Chuck joking that letting Spot do whatever she wants is a worse idea than making a sequel to Independence Day.

** Chuck laughs at when the alien describes Picard as 2 meters tall since CreatorMichaelDorn and Creator/JonathanFrakes are the tallest cast members, yet even they aren't that tall. He muses that the script writer must have confused Creator/PatrickStewart with Wrestling/DwayneJohnson.

* From "A Fistful of Datas":

*** Even funnier: Maurice Hurley himself stated in the ''Chaos on the Bridge'' documentary that his leaving was one of the two best things to happen to it.[[note]]The other was his being brought on, but that would be far more-heavily contested.[[/note]]

* From " [[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS2E12TheRoyale}} The Royale]]":

--->'''Chuck:''' Oh, ''please.'' Dressed like ''that'', Picard? You're only a cape away from being William Katt, Series/{{the Greatest American Hero}}.

** From the same episode, the "here are the rules of the game" for the fight, as presented by Chuck's impersonation of Lutan's Second.

* In the early episode "[[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E5WhereNoOneHasGoneBefore}} Where No One Has Gone Before]]", the Enterprise is sent to the edge of the known universe, an area where the crew's thoughts manifest as reality. This causes Worf's childhood pet (a weird alien animal called a targ) to appear which causes Tasha Yar to say "You're telling me its a kitty cat?"(!) Chuck spends a while berating her for this stupidity then the episode continues. An actual cat then manifests. Chuck(as Tasha): "Oh look!!! A Frog!!!"

*** Even funnier: Maurice Hurley himself stated in one of William Shatner's documentaries about the series that his leaving was one of the two best things to happen to it.[[note]]The other was his being brought on, but that would be far more-heavily contested.[[/note]]

--->'''Chuck:''' Announcing that he [Data] is "fully functional" with "multiple techniques", we're reminded that, no matter the century, one of the first things people wonder about new technology is "[[SexRobot Can I have sex with it?]]"

** Regarding Tasha's drunken tryst with Data:
--->'''Chuck:''' Announcing that he [Data] is "fully functional" with "multiple techniques", we're reminded that, no matter the century, one of the first things people wonder about new technology is "Can I have sex with it?"

--->'''Picard:''' Um, sorry to interfere your routine. Uh, I mean that is, you... probably want to play with your [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} "Pokeymon" cards]] or watch ''Series/HowdyDoody'' or something, with the... with the other groovy kids in, uhm, "''the hood''"... Oh, this isn't working! Look, your mom's dead! She's in three different bags down in Sickbay if you want to take a look. I've got to go and find out why there was an archaeology mission and I was left in the dark, ''again''!

** Chuck explaining that what he meant by Creator/GeneRodenberry keeping Creator/JonathanFrakes' beard was that Gene kept the beard in the show, not that he took it away from Frakes.

** Chuck's comment on how the left used to say "Wouldn't it be nice if we could get along with Russia?", and the right used to say, "That would be really, really nice, but unfortunately, it's not that fucking easy." And his TemptingFate comment that he's glad that's all left behind in the Cold War era, only to cut to two clips of UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and [[Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver John Oliver]] saying the exact same things that the left and the right used to say. This fits nicely into his theory theory that we've been transported to the mirror universe as a result of Y2K.

** Q asks what Robin Hood is most famous for. After Q brush off "steals from the rich and gives to the poor", Chuck starts naming other famous deeds, each time cutting back to Q's "Besides that" response.

** Chuck jokes that Mexican bandits will always be found in South Dakota, since it's so close to the border, of Canada.

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** "It's Scotty, and in engineering there's nothing Scotty can't do...[[FormerlyFit except possibly a situp.]]

--->'''Chuck''': "As seen on the Series/{{Spectreman}} two-parter, "Billy Don't Be A Monster" and "Genius Monster Norman", [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I swear I'm not making this up]]."

--->'''Chuck''' ''(In a whiny kid voice)'' I'd have been here sooner, but the chain fell off my bicycle!

--->'''Chuck (as J'Dan):''' I have completely my studies of the planet! And discovered... this new form of daisy, for the glory of the Empire! And it ''will'' submit to us! ''Submit'', daisy, ''submit'' or be crushed under heel!

* From "Gambit: Part 1":
** Chuck laughs at when the alien describes Picard as 2 meters tall since Michael Dorn and Jonathan Frakes are the tallest cast members, yet even they aren't that tall. He muses that the script writer must have confused Patrick Stewart with Dwayne Johnson.

* From "Force of Nature":

* From "Firstborn":

** Chuck acknowledges the early appearance of Miles O'Brien by referring to him as the "curly-haired guy", who "[[BlatantLies probably won't even matter]]." He later catches himself almost saying "Chief O'Brien", before correcting it to "the curly-haired guy".

** Chuck acknowledges the early appearance of Miles O'Brien by referring to him as "this curly-haired guy", who "[[BlatantLies probably won't even matter]]."

'''Chuck:''' Make of it, what you will.

--->'''Chuck:''' Oh, ''please.'' Dressed like ''that'', Picard? You're only a cape away from being William Katt, Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero.