History Funny / SFDebrisStarTrekTheNextGeneration

** Chuck explaining that what he meant by Gene keeping Frakes' beard was that Gene kept the beard in the show, not that he took it away from Frakes.

* From "Identity Crisis":

* From " [[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E14LowerDecks}} Lower Decks]]":

-->'''Scotty:''' This century sucks!

--->'''Chuck!Picard''': Kenobi! Goddamnit, Kenobi, I told you to fuck off an hour ago! God, I hate this place! I hope it stars raining and you're all as miserable as I am!

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** The two aliens arguing with each other. "I told you to stop hovering over me!"

* From "[[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS6E5Schisms}} Schisms]]":
** A hilarious yet completely plausible interpretation of the aliens, their motivations for the abductions, and explanation of why and how the [[BodyHorror body horrors]] were inflicted is given: They're trying to figure out how to safely enter the crew's universe, and blaming a coworker's constant hovering, the doctor kept screwing up. He was supposed to get a skin sample, sneezed, and accidentally cut off Riker's arm. When he tried to reattach it, he did it backwards, and the coworker had to redo it properly. Then, due to the coworker reorganising his phials and he himself not paying attention to the labeling, he accidentally did something to mess up another abductee's blood. Instead of seeing if this could be fixed, however, he panicked and chucked the abductee straight back into the Enterprise. Needless to say, the coworker is unimpressed and calls him a dumbass. Worse, near the end, the coworker tries to nervously greet and explain things, but Riker is too busy escaping and shoots him in the foot. The dumbass doctor makes a snide comment about how Riker would have missed if the coworker hadn't reattached the arm.

** A hilarious yet completely plausible interpretation of the aliens, their motivations for the abductions, and explanation of why and how the [[BodyHorror body horrors]] were inflicted is given: They're trying to figure out how to safely enter the crew's universe, and blaming a coworker's constant hovering, the doctor kept screwing up. He was supposed to get a skin sample, sneezed, and accidentally cut off Riker's arm. When he tried to reattach it, he did backwards, and the coworker had to redo it properly. Then, due to the coworker reorganising his phials and he himself not paying attention to the labeling, he accidentally did something to mess up another abductee's blood. Instead of seeing if this could be fixed, however, he panicked and chucked the abductee straight back into the Enterprise. Needless to say, the coworker is unimpressed and calls him a dumbass. Worse, near the end, the coworker tries to nervously greet and explain things, but Riker is too busy escaping and shoots him in the foot. The dumbass doctor makes a snide comment about how Riker would have missed if the coworker hadn't reattached the arm.

** ALL of Chuck's lines for Picard's brother Robert [[SarcasmMode "the Happiest man in Europe"]] Picard, regarding how hilariously dickish (''Where you going? I was getting my best curse words ready ya baldy skidmark!'') and miserable (''I had an orgasm once. I didn't care for it'') he acts with his "barely concealed rural rage", directly comparing him to both the Banjo kid from ''Film/{{Deliverance}}'' and [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] in terms of people skills. One quote that stands out is "I think Robert missed his true calling, running an orphanage in a Creator/CharlesDickens novel." The children-hating thing must run in the blood.

---->''''Chuck:''' Huuuh, yeah... Ten people hitting Wesley over the last two days. That's a little high, even for him.

-->'''Worf''': Permission to run away screaming.
-->'''Picard''': You don't have to ask twice, Worf.

-->'''Chuck!Picard''': Kenobi! Goddamnit, Kenobi, I told you to fuck off an hour ago! God, I hate this place! I hope it stars raining and you're all as miserable as I am!

--->'''Picard''': Just half an hour ago, he was crying like a baby.
--->'''Chuck''': Yes, but enough about Wesley, how's Jono been doing?

-->'''Chuck''': "As seen on the Series/{{Spectreman}} two-parter, "Billy Don't Be A Monster" and "Genius Monster Norman", [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I swear I'm not making this up]]."

-->'''Worf''': Hello? No answer, sir. I recommend we shoot them. Shoot them right in their stupid face.

-->'''Barclay:''' Computer, more birds.\\

-->'''O'Brien:''' I'm so taking that transfer to [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine that space station]]...

** Chuck's comment on how the left used to say "Wouldn't it be nice if we could get along with Russia?", and the right used to say, "That would be really, really nice, but unfortunately, it's not that fucking easy." And his TemptingFate comment that he's glad that's all left behind in the Cold War era, only to cut to two clips of Donald Trump and [[Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver John Oliver]] saying the exact same things that the left and the right used to say.

* From "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS146LonelyAmongUs Lonely Among Us]]":

* From "Lonely Among Us":

** Chuck's comment on how the left used to say "Wouldn't it be nice if we could get along with Russia?", and the right used to say, "That would be really, really nice, but unfortunately, it's not that fucking easy." And his TemptingFate comment that he's glad that's all left behind in the Cold War era, only to cut to two clips of Donald Trump and John Oliver saying the exact same things that the left and the right used to say.

** Chuck describing Worf's expression when he gets zapped by the blue lighting as the expression of a vampire who bit into someone's neck, only to realize he just bit into a zombie's neck.

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* "[[{{Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E13AngelOne}} Angel One]]":
** Doubling as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome Chuck's TakeThat at its attitude by comparing the pandering to a matriarchal society by having the same concept being subverted by Psycho!Janeway threatening a Patriarchal society by beating them to death with her heel.
** Right before that he points out the ridiculousness of having Troi open communications with the planet on the basis she's a woman. After Chuck points out (in detail) how it's stupidly sexist he imagines the situation if Chakotay has suggested this tactic with Janeway:
--->'''Chakotay''': Perhaps I should conduct the negotiations since I'm a man, Captain.\\
'''Janeway''': Yeah, keep holding on to that delusion.\\
'''Chakotay''': The Kazon would be more amendable to a negotiation with a man.\\
'''Janeway''': If you find one on board this ship let me know otherwise I'm handling it.\\
'''Chakotay''': Captain, look, I'm as offended as you are by their attitudes, but do it for the good of the crew, for the good of the team.\\
'''Janeway''': Yeah, and as my Dad used to say, there's no 'I' in "Go Fuck Yourself." And then he'd throw a beer bottle at the TV and pass out. And you know what? I'd still let him negotiate before I let you screw it up so '''piss off!'''
** Chuck yelling that there are five lights, if only to make an awkward scene of Riker, Troi and Yar explaining the concept of perfume and sex to Data end faster.

** "You know, Number One, in your country, you send ships into space, but in Soviet Russia, ships sends you into space! Ha, ha, ha. Hey, where are you all going?"

* From "Samaritan Snare":

** His sympathy for Colm Meaney being stuck in the middle of a scene full of terrible Irish stereotypes: "[[MoneyDearBoy Paycheck]], [[SurvivalMantra paycheck, paycheck]]... urgggh, ''paycheck, paycheck..."''

* From "The High Ground":

--->'''Chuck:''' You might remember "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy" which included the Doctor painting Seven naked and him taking over the command from the ship, you know, all his fantasy stuff? Janeway's response to that was to say that she was sorry for intruding on his fantasy life. Tell me: What kind of a wormhole have we fallen through when it's ''Janeway'' who's the understanding and supportive leader, and ''Riker'' who's the borderline tyrant!?

* "The Best of Both Worlds":

** The description for Part II of his "The Best of Both Worlds": "Opinionated Next Gen Episode Guide presents part 2 of the classic. The Borg plan to overwhelm the entire Federation with just one ship and the abducted Picard, the cosmic equivalent of 'Why you hitting yourself, why you hitting yourself?'"

* From "In Theory":

* "Redemption":

* From "Unification":

* "Time's Arrow": Chuck compares use of the time travel trope to a stage magician botching his disappearing act and convincing the audience to turn around while he invokes Yog-Sothoth.

** The review has Chuck's description of Ronnie Cox's career:

* From "Dark Page":

* From "Attached":

* From "The Pegasus":

* From "Lower Decks":

* From "Thine Own Self":

* From "Genesis":

* From "Preemptive Strike":

*** Also, the reason said black guy replaced Weasley: Picard was afraid that his death would negatively impact his chances of getting Dr. Crusher the same way [[FreudianSlip killing her husban-]] [[VerbalBackpedaling I mean, being forced to leave him to die]] did.

** Old Man Picard remembering the Romulan Neutral Zone no longer exists, and his following rant.