History Funny / SFDebrisStarTrekEnterprise

---> '''Chuck''': Now, spoilers if you haven't seen the other finales, but we've had a pretty impressive run with them: [[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS7E23Endgame Janeway battling Borg every step of the way to thwart their menace and get her crew home]]; [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS07E25E26WhatYouLeaveBehind Sisko bringing final victory in their war against the Dominion and ending the Pah'wraith threat against the Bajorans]]; and [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E24AllGoodThings Picard preserving the very existence of humanity and likely every other sapient species in this entire quadrant]]. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers And now,]] [[SarcasmMode Archer shall get into a]] ''[[SarcasmMode small firefight with some criminals on a CATWALK!]]'' ''([[Film/TheKarateKid1984 "You're The Best (Around)"]] plays as Archer beams proudly at the camera)''

-->'''Chuck:''' Illegal and unethical? ''(laughing)'' When has that ever stopped Phlox? ''(suddenly dead serious)'' No, really; when has that ever stopped Phlox?

** Chuck's imagining of how Trip would dictate the letter.

** Archer's and the Tellarite's conversation is summarized with a section of [[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]], culminating in Chuck singing "I'm just a doctor, nobody loves me. He's just a doctor with barbed ding-a-ling!"

*** When said firefight on the catwalk happens, Chuck points out that it gets even more anti-climatic when you consider the fact that it doesn't actually happen for real, but is really just Riker "playing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty: Ghosts of the Franchise''".

* From "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E01StormFront Storm Front, Part I]]":

* From [[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E01StormFront "Storm Front, Part II"]], as Silik lays dying and tells Archer that he considers him a WorthyOpponent.

'''Tucker:''' Doc! Lenny's hurt! Can you hurry it up?\\
'''Phlox:''' No. And let me prescribe you a dose of maximum strength "Fuck Off".

---->'''Tucker:''' ''(sobbing)'' Lenny loved this movie. Couldn't you have saved him?\\
'''Phlox:''' Quiet! Unless you want another dose to be taken rectally.
** There is a minor scene in which Phlox gives T'Pol a dental examination. T'Pol opens her mouth surprisingly wide for Phlox, leading to Chuck saying "Jeez, T'Pol! What was your last job, giving blowjobs to [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime}}]]?"

** "Well, just put a strip of duct tape on that, and let's see what happens." *fire starts* "Okay, let's try two strips."

* In "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E22TheseAreTheVoyages These Are the Voyages...]]":

** Archer's and the Tellarite's conversation is summarized with a section of the [[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]], culminating in Chuck singing "I'm just a doctor, nobody loves me. He's just a doctor with barbed ding-a-ling!"

'''Chuck (as Reed):''' [[NeverLiveItDown Why does everyone keep asking me that]]?! ''Yes'', we were drunk and snuggled up together on that shuttlepod, but only because it was cold! ...And that erection was only the fabric rubbing me funny.

** Who dropped the asteroid on Terra Nova? The batarians!

** "''[[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves High ho, high ho, it's off to work I go. My name is Trip, and I've got a big prick, yaho, high ho.]]'' Hey, look alive there, Myers, that warp core won't align itself."