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-->'''Roman:''' I can appreciate what you're trying to do but, let's be honest here, you have no clue what you're doing with that briefcase right now. As a matter of fact, ''[turns to Wrestling/PaulHeyman]'' I think he needs a wise man. ''[turns to Theory again]'' You need somebody to counsel you, I'll be that guy for the night, alright? Here's some words of wisdom for you, Theory. I want you to start looking around, I want you to analyze the situation here, you understand? Your daddy's not here anymore. ''[the crowd reacts loudly]'' This is my ring. ''[the crowd starts chanting "DADDY'S GONE!"]'' And you heard them, daddy's gone. ''[the crowd chants "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"]'' I'll tell you who his daddy is, 'cause if he keeps messing up, The Tribal Chief is gon' be his daddy! ''[the crowd cheers loudly]'' But we don't want that because we want you to understand the situation here. I run the garden now. ''[[[MicDrop drops the mic]] and leaves with Heyman and the Usos, one of whom {{dope slap}}s Theory on the way out]''

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-->'''Roman:''' I can appreciate what you're trying to do but, let's be honest here, you have no clue what you're doing with that briefcase right now. As a matter of fact, ''[turns to Wrestling/PaulHeyman]'' I think he needs a wise man. ''[turns to Theory again]'' You need somebody to counsel you, I'll be that guy for the night, alright? Here's some words of wisdom for you, Theory. I want you to start looking around, I want you to analyze the situation here, you understand? Your daddy's not here anymore. ''[the crowd reacts loudly]'' This is my ring. ''[the crowd starts chanting "DADDY'S GONE!"]'' And you heard them, daddy's gone. ''[the crowd chants "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"]'' I'll tell you who his daddy is, 'cause if he keeps messing up, The Tribal Chief is gon' be his daddy! ''[the crowd cheers loudly]'' But we don't want that because we want you to understand the situation here. I run the garden now. ''[[[MicDrop drops the mic]] and leaves with Heyman and the Usos, one of whom {{dope slap}}s Theory on the way out]''out]''
* At ''[=WrestleMania=] XL'', Roman at one point used Cody's finisher, the Cross Rhodes, on Cody himself. When Rhodes kicked out, Roman was shocked, but then shook it off:
-->'''Reigns:''' That move ''sucks.'' That move don't beat nobody! [[note]]Ironically, that would be the very move (technically three in succession) that beat him later in the same match, ending his historic title reign[[/note]]
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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!", "FUCK YOU ROMAN!", "RO-MAN SUCKS!", "[[Wrestling/MattHardy DELETE!]]]]" and finally "GO AWAY!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.

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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!", "FUCK YOU ROMAN!", "RO-MAN SUCKS!", "[[Wrestling/MattHardy DELETE!]]]]" DELETE!]]" and finally "GO AWAY!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.
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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!", "FUCK YOU ROMAN!", "RO-MAN SUCKS!" and finally "GO AWAY!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.

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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!", "FUCK YOU ROMAN!", "RO-MAN SUCKS!" SUCKS!", "[[Wrestling/MattHardy DELETE!]]]]" and finally "GO AWAY!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.
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-->'''Roman:''' Hollywood fooled me! They put a whole new paint job on John! I thought we were gonna get something new. I thought we were gonna get something special. But what happened at ''Money in the Bank''? ('looks at Paul who shakes his head') What happened? He came out here and put on a nostalgia act! It's the same thing! He came out here (with) the same music! The same run to the ring! The same outfit! The same promo! The same insults! If I wanted that, all I had to do is search online for "2005 John Cena"! It's the same thing, over and OVER and OVER! It's like '''missionary position''' EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT! Uggggh!

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-->'''Roman:''' Hollywood fooled me! They put a whole new paint job on John! I thought we were gonna get something new. I thought we were gonna get something special. But what happened at ''Money in the Bank''? ('looks ''(looks at Paul who shakes his head') head)'' What happened? He came out here and put on a nostalgia act! It's the same thing! He came out here (with) the same music! The same run to the ring! The same outfit! The same promo! The same insults! If I wanted that, all I had to do is search online for "2005 John Cena"! It's the same thing, over and OVER and OVER! It's like '''missionary position''' EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT! Uggggh!
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* The promo where he ''absolutely savaged'' Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's pet project and Wrestling/MoneyInTheBank contract holder Theory shortly after [=McMahon=] retired from WWE on the July 25, 2022 episode of ''Raw'' from Madison Square Garden. The NY crowd's reaction also helps sell it.

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* The promo where he ''absolutely savaged'' ''[[BreakThembytalking absolutely savaged]]'' Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's pet project and Wrestling/MoneyInTheBank contract holder Theory shortly after [=McMahon=] retired from WWE on the July 25, 2022 episode of ''Raw'' from Madison Square Garden. The NY crowd's reaction also helps sell it.
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* During the meeting of the ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries'' teams of Raw and Smackdown, Roman's reaction to Wrestling/AJStyles's [[ItMakesSenseInContext soccer mom hair making the List of]] [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho Jericho]] is to crack up visibly, even though it doesn't fit his persona.

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* During the meeting of the ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries'' teams of Raw and Smackdown, Roman's reaction to Wrestling/AJStyles's [[ItMakesSenseInContext soccer mom hair making the List of]] [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho Jericho]] is to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny crack up up]] visibly, even though it doesn't fit his persona.
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-->'''Roman''': Hey, ya'll want to see her get really mad? (turns his back and ignores her, causing a screaming meltdown)

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-->'''Roman''': Hey, ya'll y'all want to see her get really mad? (turns his back and ignores her, causing a [[VillainousBreakdown screaming meltdown)meltdown]])
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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!", "RO-MAN SUCKS!" and finally "GO AWAY!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.

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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!", "FUCK YOU ROMAN!", "RO-MAN SUCKS!" and finally "GO AWAY!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.
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-->'''Roman:''' Hollywood fooled me! They put a whole new paint job on John! I thought we were gonna get something new. I thought we were gonna get something special. But what happened at ''Money in the Bank''? ('looks at Paul who shakes his head') What happened? He came out here and put on a nostalgia act! It's the same thing! He came out here (with) the same music! The same run to the ring! The same outfit! The same promo! The same insults! If I wanted that, all I had to do is search online for "2005 John Cena"! It's the same thing, over and OVER and OVER! It's like '''missionary position''' EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT! Uggggh!

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-->'''Roman:''' Hollywood fooled me! They put a whole new paint job on John! I thought we were gonna get something new. I thought we were gonna get something special. But what happened at ''Money in the Bank''? ('looks at Paul who shakes his head') What happened? He came out here and put on a nostalgia act! It's the same thing! He came out here (with) the same music! The same run to the ring! The same outfit! The same promo! The same insults! If I wanted that, all I had to do is search online for "2005 John Cena"! It's the same thing, over and OVER and OVER! It's like '''missionary position''' EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT! Uggggh!Uggggh!
* The promo where he ''absolutely savaged'' Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's pet project and Wrestling/MoneyInTheBank contract holder Theory shortly after [=McMahon=] retired from WWE on the July 25, 2022 episode of ''Raw'' from Madison Square Garden. The NY crowd's reaction also helps sell it.
-->'''Roman:''' I can appreciate what you're trying to do but, let's be honest here, you have no clue what you're doing with that briefcase right now. As a matter of fact, ''[turns to Wrestling/PaulHeyman]'' I think he needs a wise man. ''[turns to Theory again]'' You need somebody to counsel you, I'll be that guy for the night, alright? Here's some words of wisdom for you, Theory. I want you to start looking around, I want you to analyze the situation here, you understand? Your daddy's not here anymore. ''[the crowd reacts loudly]'' This is my ring. ''[the crowd starts chanting "DADDY'S GONE!"]'' And you heard them, daddy's gone. ''[the crowd chants "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"]'' I'll tell you who his daddy is, 'cause if he keeps messing up, The Tribal Chief is gon' be his daddy! ''[the crowd cheers loudly]'' But we don't want that because we want you to understand the situation here. I run the garden now. ''[[[MicDrop drops the mic]] and leaves with Heyman and the Usos, one of whom {{dope slap}}s Theory on the way out]''
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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!" and "RO-MAN SUCKS!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.

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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!" and "ASSHOLE!", "RO-MAN SUCKS!".SUCKS!" and finally "GO AWAY!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.
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* In his first promo in front of fans, Roman had the line of the night dragging John Cena's return at ''Money in the Bank 2021'' with his old music and gimmick. A far cry from the guy that botched his lines the first time.

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* In his first promo in front of fans, fans as the Head of the Table, Roman had the line of the night dragging John Cena's return at ''Money in the Bank 2021'' with his old music and gimmick. A far cry from the guy that botched his lines the first time.
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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!" and "RO-MAN SUCKS!".

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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!" and "RO-MAN SUCKS!". At one point, fans chanted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", even though Roman hadn't said a word at all.
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* The ''Raw'' immediately after his defeat of Wrestling/TheUndertaker has him reach XPacHeat levels ''not known to man'', with Roman being booed for '''fifteen minutes straight''' with chants like "ASSHOLE!" and "RO-MAN SUCKS!".
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'''Reigns:''' ''(shrugs)'' ...but they didn't have anymore Jericho costumes, man.\\

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'''Reigns:''' ''(shrugs)'' ...but they didn't have anymore any more Jericho costumes, man.\\



-->''"All the dudes chanting that I can't wrestle? I want you to calm down, relax, take a sip of your beer and shut your mouth."''

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-->''"All the dudes chanting that I can't wrestle? I want you to calm down, relax, take a sip of your beer beer, and shut your mouth."''
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-->'''Roman:''' Hollywood fooled me! They put a whole new paint job on John! I thought we were gonna get something new. I thought we were gonna get something special. But what happened at ''Money in the Bank''? ('looks at Paul who shakes his head') What happened? He came out here and put on a nostalgia act! It's the same thing! He came out here (with) the same music! The same run to the ring! The same outfit! The same promo! The same insults! If I wanted that, all I had to do is search online for "2009 John Cena"! It's the same thing, over and OVER and OVER! It's like '''missionary position''' EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT! Uggggh!

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-->'''Roman:''' Hollywood fooled me! They put a whole new paint job on John! I thought we were gonna get something new. I thought we were gonna get something special. But what happened at ''Money in the Bank''? ('looks at Paul who shakes his head') What happened? He came out here and put on a nostalgia act! It's the same thing! He came out here (with) the same music! The same run to the ring! The same outfit! The same promo! The same insults! If I wanted that, all I had to do is search online for "2009 "2005 John Cena"! It's the same thing, over and OVER and OVER! It's like '''missionary position''' EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT! Uggggh!
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* He nearly hijacked Wrestling/DeanAmbrose's WWE Chronicle episode with his hilarious backstage antics. It was near-universally agreed that he was the second-best thing of the documentary, behind Ambrose himself. It also crossed with {{Tearjerker}}, as the events of the episode were leading up to Ambrose's FaceHeelTurn -- and thus, Roman's leukemia announcement.

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* He nearly hijacked Wrestling/DeanAmbrose's WWE Chronicle episode with his hilarious backstage antics. It was near-universally agreed that he was the second-best thing of the documentary, behind Ambrose himself. It also crossed with {{Tearjerker}}, as the events of the episode were leading up to Ambrose's FaceHeelTurn -- and thus, Roman's leukemia announcement.announcement.
* In his first promo in front of fans, Roman had the line of the night dragging John Cena's return at ''Money in the Bank 2021'' with his old music and gimmick. A far cry from the guy that botched his lines the first time.
-->'''Roman:''' Hollywood fooled me! They put a whole new paint job on John! I thought we were gonna get something new. I thought we were gonna get something special. But what happened at ''Money in the Bank''? ('looks at Paul who shakes his head') What happened? He came out here and put on a nostalgia act! It's the same thing! He came out here (with) the same music! The same run to the ring! The same outfit! The same promo! The same insults! If I wanted that, all I had to do is search online for "2009 John Cena"! It's the same thing, over and OVER and OVER! It's like '''missionary position''' EVERY! SINGLE! NIGHT! Uggggh!
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** He then proceeds to shove Rusev backwards, into Lana, who goes directly into the very messy wedding cake.
* Considering the IWC's usual vitriol towards him during 2016 into mid 2017, the "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE" chant that broke out during a promo with Wrestling/DeanAmbrose wasn't too bad. Roman gets a little testy this time, though:

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** He then proceeds to shove Rusev backwards, backward, into Lana, who goes directly into the very messy wedding cake.
* Considering the IWC's usual vitriol towards him during 2016 into mid 2017, mid-2017, the "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE" chant that broke out during a promo with Wrestling/DeanAmbrose wasn't too bad. Roman gets a little testy this time, though:



* During the reunion of Wrestling/TheSHIELD, Roman caught a bad case of meningitis and had to miss a good month's worth of shows in October 2017. Upon his return, Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon calls him out, prompting this response (though Wrestling/SethRollins' facial reaction is the capper):

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* During the reunion of Wrestling/TheSHIELD, Roman caught a bad case of meningitis and had to miss a good month's worth of shows in October 2017. Upon his return, Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon calls him out, prompting this response (though Wrestling/SethRollins' Wrestling/SethRollins's facial reaction is the capper):



* He nearly hijacked Wrestling/DeanAmbrose's WWE Chronicle episode with his hilarious backstage antics. It was near-universally agreed upon that he was the second best thing of the documentary, behind Ambrose himself. It also crossed with {{Tearjerker}}, as the events of the episode were leading up to Ambrose's FaceHeelTurn -- and thus, Roman's leukemia announcement.

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* He nearly hijacked Wrestling/DeanAmbrose's WWE Chronicle episode with his hilarious backstage antics. It was near-universally agreed upon that he was the second best second-best thing of the documentary, behind Ambrose himself. It also crossed with {{Tearjerker}}, as the events of the episode were leading up to Ambrose's FaceHeelTurn -- and thus, Roman's leukemia announcement.
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* During the meeting of the ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries'' teams of Raw and Smackdown, Roman's reaction to Wrestling/AJStyles [[ItMakesSenseInContext soccer mom hair making the List of]] [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho Jericho]] is to crack up visibly, even though it doesn't fit his persona.

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* During the meeting of the ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries'' teams of Raw and Smackdown, Roman's reaction to Wrestling/AJStyles Wrestling/AJStyles's [[ItMakesSenseInContext soccer mom hair making the List of]] [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho Jericho]] is to crack up visibly, even though it doesn't fit his persona.
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-->'''Stephanie''': {{GET OUT}}}!!

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-->'''Stephanie''': {{GET OUT}}}!!OUT}}!!
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-->'''Stephanie''': GET OUT!!

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-->'''Stephanie''': GET OUT!!{{GET OUT}}}!!
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-->'''Reigns:''' ''(To Jericho)'' I was gonna dress up as a [[Main/SelfDepreciation Stupid Idiot]]...\\

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-->'''Reigns:''' ''(To Jericho)'' I was gonna dress up as a [[Main/SelfDepreciation [[Main/SelfDeprecation Stupid Idiot]]...\\
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''(Beat)'''\\

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''(Beat)'''\\''(Beat)''\\
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* His in-ring promo with Wrestling/ChrisJericho during a ''Wrestling/WWERaw'' Halloween special:
-->'''Reigns:''' ''(To Jericho)'' I was gonna dress up as a [[Main/SelfDepreciation Stupid Idiot]]...\\
''(Beat)'''\\
'''Reigns:''' ''(shrugs)'' ...but they didn't have anymore Jericho costumes, man.\\
''(Cue RAW Commissioner Wrestling/MickFoley shouting "Zing!" in the background, with Jericho Main/JawDrop)''
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* His spot-on impressions of Paul Bearer and Randy Savage. The Bearer one especially, for the sheer hilarity and VocalDissonance of hearing it come out of ''Roman''.

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* His spot-on impressions of Paul Bearer and Randy Savage. The Bearer one especially, for the sheer hilarity and VocalDissonance of hearing it come out of ''Roman''.''Roman''.
* He nearly hijacked Wrestling/DeanAmbrose's WWE Chronicle episode with his hilarious backstage antics. It was near-universally agreed upon that he was the second best thing of the documentary, behind Ambrose himself. It also crossed with {{Tearjerker}}, as the events of the episode were leading up to Ambrose's FaceHeelTurn -- and thus, Roman's leukemia announcement.
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-->'''Roman''': You got a lot of questions, how about we spin this? Where the hell have ''you'' been? We haven't seen you in like, six or seven months, and all that really happened to you is you went through a table at Wrestlemania. Oh, wait, I don't wanna get [[Wrestling/SethRollins you]] in trouble. [[Wrestling/TripleH Your husband]] put you through a table at Wrestlemania.

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-->'''Roman''': You got a lot of questions, how about we spin this? Where the hell have ''you'' been? We haven't seen you in like, six or seven months, and all that really happened to you is you went through a table at Wrestlemania. Oh, wait, I don't wanna get [[Wrestling/SethRollins you]] in trouble. [[Wrestling/TripleH Your husband]] put you through a table at Wrestlemania.Wrestlemania.
* His spot-on impressions of Paul Bearer and Randy Savage. The Bearer one especially, for the sheer hilarity and VocalDissonance of hearing it come out of ''Roman''.
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** He [[{{Corpsing}} does it again]] first for the post-Wrestlemania 32 crowd singing Wrestling/SamiZayn's theme song, then about a minute later when Zayn and Wrestling/KevinOwens ignore the other three guys in the ring [[ArchEnemy in favor of picking up where they'd left off the night earlier]] and punching each other in the head.
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-->''"All the dudes chanting that I can't wrestle? I want you to calm down, relax, take a sip of your beer and shut your mouth."''

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-->''"All the dudes chanting that I can't wrestle? I want you to calm down, relax, take a sip of your beer and shut your mouth."''"''
* During the reunion of Wrestling/TheSHIELD, Roman caught a bad case of meningitis and had to miss a good month's worth of shows in October 2017. Upon his return, Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon calls him out, prompting this response (though Wrestling/SethRollins' facial reaction is the capper):
-->'''Stephanie''': And you, where have you even been?
-->'''Roman''': You got a lot of questions, how about we spin this? Where the hell have ''you'' been? We haven't seen you in like, six or seven months, and all that really happened to you is you went through a table at Wrestlemania. Oh, wait, I don't wanna get [[Wrestling/SethRollins you]] in trouble. [[Wrestling/TripleH Your husband]] put you through a table at Wrestlemania.
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* Insisting in a post-Wrestlemania 30 interview that "IT'S A DOUBLE TRIPLE POWERBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!".
* His absolute {{Troll}}ing of Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon has been some of his funniest work ever.
-->'''Stephanie''': GET OUT!!
-->'''Roman''': But these people don't want me to go!
-->'''Stephanie''': I OWN THIS RING! I OWN THIS BUILDING! I OWN YOU! GET OUT OF HERE!
-->'''Roman''': Hey, ya'll want to see her get really mad? (turns his back and ignores her, causing a screaming meltdown)
* During the meeting of the ''Wrestling/SurvivorSeries'' teams of Raw and Smackdown, Roman's reaction to Wrestling/AJStyles [[ItMakesSenseInContext soccer mom hair making the List of]] [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho Jericho]] is to crack up visibly, even though it doesn't fit his persona.
* Ruining Wrestling/RusevAndLana's wedding celebration, complete with a zinger about Rusev's, ahem, performance skills.
-->'''Roman''': I was expecting more! Just like Lana was expecting more on her wedding night.
** He then proceeds to shove Rusev backwards, into Lana, who goes directly into the very messy wedding cake.
* Considering the IWC's usual vitriol towards him during 2016 into mid 2017, the "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE" chant that broke out during a promo with Wrestling/DeanAmbrose wasn't too bad. Roman gets a little testy this time, though:
-->''"All the dudes chanting that I can't wrestle? I want you to calm down, relax, take a sip of your beer and shut your mouth."''

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