History Funny / RiseOfTheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

** After witnessing the mutation the Turtles begin to realize the implications of what that might mean about their origins... except Mikey who seems to think that means they might be part imitation crab.

* After Donnie takes down the giant monster with his bo, he catches it and uses one end as a ''selfie stick''.

* Baron Draxum's attempt at a BadassBoast after wiping the floor with the Turtles is pantsed by Huginn getting knocked out of the sky by April and landing on his head.

** Raph's attempt at getting his Tonfas to do something similar leads to him blasting himself into a wall with the backblast.

-->'''Donnie:''' ''Teriyaki Shake Down'' always gets me so... ''jazzed!''

---> '''Donatello''': They’re on the move. According to the subcutaneous tracker Input on Raph-\\

** "Donnie and his backup turtles!"

** After No selling some skyrockets Ghostbear gets freakout after getting hit in the face with a toy lobster.

* While being pummeled by a robot cherry come to life, Donnie has this gem:

---> '''Mychal Smith:''' I never saw myself as a "Donatello" kind of a guy!

---> '''Mychal Smith:''' You do, don't lie!
---> '''Brener:''' Literature/TheBerenstainBears thing is happening in my head.
** Brener and Mychal Smith leaving the interview when they find out the interviewer Andre is wearing a Raphael shirt. (07:04)
---> '''Brener:''' This is over. *stands up, tears off his non-existent mic, tosses it to the ground and walks off*
---> '''Mychal Smith:''' This interview is done, you will not be getting a Michelangelo action figure, I'm out. *also leaves*

*** At this point, Mikey retracts into his shell and Leo, still screaming, clings to him for dear life. Doubles as a HeartwarmingMoment, with Leo trying to protect him like a big brother.

* Baxter, the stock boy, is literally named "Baxter [[HisNameIsBarkeep Stockboy]]." Leo, Mikey, and April have fun pointing out the obviousness of the name.

[[folder: Season 1]]

*** At this point, Mikey retracts into his shell and Leo, still screaming, clings to him for dear life. Doubles as a MomentOfHeartwarming, with Leo trying to protect him like a big brother.

* Baxter, the stock boy, is literally named "Baxter [[BarkeepIsHisName Stockboy]]." Leo, Mikey, and April have fun pointing out the obviousness of the name.

-->'''Leo:''' Aha! The simple answer! I was right. I was right. I was right.

* Dale is April's so-called friend. It's pretty one-sided, as he is an unfortunate ButtMonkey no one seems to like, but he never seems to get a clue. He even confesses his love for April, who brushes it off as him being hypnotized. Made funnier by the fact this is the ONLY episode he appears in.

-->'''Raph:''' Aww. Hey little guy. (cutesy) What you doing here? (kissing noises) Come to Big Raphie.
-->(Everyone else chuckles at him)
-->'''Raph:''' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Pets love me, all right? I am at one with the animals.
-->(Mayhem claws his face up before leaping into April's arms)

-->'''Raph:''' Ohh. I guess that does double the problem. Which means... ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint double the smashing!]]''

* Leo tells Raph to call Donnie about how they hate their gifts. Raph proceeds to do just that...but he instead acts all older brother-like and tells Donnie they love the gift, much to Leo's annoyance.

* When Raph gets stuck in Warren's Goop Trap, Leo remarks "Not again!" ...how many times has this happened already?

'''Warren:''' Several...days.\\

-->'''Leo:''' Raphael, I love you, my brother. But you do tend to screw up at big moments. But that's what makes you, you. So bring it in guys! I'm gonna hug you til a smile comes out!\\

--->'''Splinter''': [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Your name is Meat Sweats?]]
--->'''Meat Sweats''': Well actually, it's Rupert.
--->'''Splinter''': Oh, I would stay with Meat Sweats.
** When Donnie tries to tell Splinter there won't be any consequences if he surrenders, Splinter states that he taught him that lie.

--->'''Splinter''': Wait! Wait! Don't leave meee!

** And yes, he does say "daddy".

* The other turtles learn that Donnie's password for his computer is "[=Bootyyyshaker9000=]".

* After the gang beats Shredder, April mentions how epic the last three days of non-stop fighting have been. [[RealityEnsues Cue her and the boys all passing out right there in the alley out of sheer exhaustion.]]

* In the end, Mikey and Raph manage to find Draxum a job so that he can live in the human world full-time. So what kind of job would be fitting for someone who (as Raph puts it) is "always angry, needs to be the boss and hates humans?" A school cafeteria worker, as it turns (specifically at April's high school, which April isn't too happy about). In no time, Draxum manages to intimidate the kids at April's school into not complaining about the food and even uses a vine to chuck a bully out of the lunch line after he trips another student.

* When Michelangelo asks how Donatello got a copy of Hypno's spell, Donatello simply responds that he records everything. Leonardo then suspiciously asks ''how much'' he records, to which Donatello apathetically brushes it off.

'''Donnie:''' ''(In a very SarcasmMode tone)'' Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in New York' app. ''({{Beat}} as he starts typing into his wrist computer)'' I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't, I ''am'' in.

* In the end, Mikey and Raph manage to find Draxum a job so that he can live in the human world full-time. So what kind of job would be fitting for someone as [[HairTriggerTemper angry,]] prideful [[MisanthropeSupreme and misanthropic]] as Baron Draxum? A school cafeteria (specifically at April's high school, which she isn't too happy about). In no time, Draxum manages to intimidate the kids at April's school into not complaining about the food and even uses a vine to chuck a bully out of the lunch line after he trips another student.

* The ceiling fan in April's keeps falling down because of the antics of her upstairs neighbor--April complains to Raph about how lately, it sounds like (to paraphrase) "a dinosaur jumping around on a trampoline" instead of her neighbor's usually "clip-clopping" (like a horse).

* In the end, Mikey manages to find Draxum a job so that he can live in the human world full-time. So what job would fit a man as [[MisanthropeSupreme misanthropic,]] [[HairTriggerTemper short-tempered]] and prideful as Baron Draxum? A high school cafeteria worker (specifically at the high school that April goes to). In no time, he manages to intimidate the students into not complaining about the food and uses a vine to chuck a bully out of the lunch line after he trips another student.