History Funny / RealityChecksNyxverse

* Luna handling the UnresolvedSexualTension between Celestia and Triton by [[spoiler: throwing a potted plant at his head and spelling out how Celestia feels about him]].

* [[spoiler:Nyx finding out that Songhili is the Selkie king, and his proposal for a water-slide transportation system for his people]].

--> '''Celestia:''' "Oh TWILIGHT! You DID remember my birthday after all!"

'''Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon''': NIECE???!!! ''AAAAAAUUUUUGHHGHHGHG!!!''

'''Lightning Blitz''': So you're saying we underestimated her?\\

* Nyx has gotten sick and tired of constantly reciting and repeating [[FanFic/PastSins the story of her life]] to anypony new that meets her (Possibly as a result of having to do it multiple times before in ''Alicornundrum'' with both the Celestial Stewards and the Royal Brats). By the time of ''Cheerilee's Class'', Nyx just [[MotorMouth sums up the major details of her whole life story up to that point]] in one breath before [[FacePlant collapsing onto her desk.]] Much to the chagrin of the other fillies and colts in her class.

* Twist delivers a message to Princess Twilight Sparkle from her Aunt Bon Bon: "Stop 'Fixing' Holidays!"

** Twilight certainly finds it hilarious, laughing hard enough to fall out of bed and wake her husband.

* Celestia reminisces with Luna in the garden over cake about the good old days: [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething when they protected the people, slew monsters and, well, actually had something to do.]] Now that Twilight's on her own, she's bereft or anything entertaining, and wishes for some monster to drop out of the sky for old times sake. [[spoiler: And then some hapless dragons get teleported in... [[OhCrap and find a very creepy shadow looming over them]] ''[[CarryABigStick hoisting a massive Spiked Mace]]''...]]

* Celestia reminisces with Luna about the good old days when she protected the people, slew monsters and, well, actually had something to do. Now that Twilight's on her own, she's bereft or anything entertaining to do, and wishes for some to drop out of the sky. [[spoiler: And then some hapless dragons get teleported in... [[OhCrap and find a very creepy shadow looming over them hoisting [[CarryABigStick a massive Spiked Mace]]...]]]]
--> '''Celestia:''' "Oh TWILIGHT! You DID remember my birthday after all!"
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** And then when the now three-headed Garble shows up, Celestia introduces Luna to the concept of Whack-A-Mole.

* Upon finding Level Head's tomb, Twilight starts reading the journals that describe the true Hearthwarming Day story. At one point in the story, Level Head starts discussing how his grandchild had a threesome with two of the other major figures in the story. Twilight then mentions that somebody had scribbled out the juicier details and written '''LIES, ALL LIES''' over it.

* Celestia reminisces with Luna about the good old days when she protected the people, slew monsters and, well, actually had something to do. Now that Twilight's on her own, she's bereft or anything entertaining to do, and wishes for some to drop out of the sky. [[spoiler: And then some hapless dragons get teleported in... [[OhCrap and find a very creepy shadow looming over them...]] ]]
--> '''Celestia:''' Oh TWILIGHT! You did remember my birthday!

* [[spoiler: How Celestia reacts when she figures out that Twilight Sparkle's "Marriage vows" are actually a garbled spell, and she's about to trigger a massive spellsurge in a room full of epic magic artifacts and nigh-cosmic entities. It ends up turning Ink Spot into an alicorn!]]

** [[TheCalvaryArrivesLate And though it didn't pan out]], Ink Spot bursting into the throne room in Gryphon armor and challenging Blueblood to a duel, then terrifying him to the point that he jumped out a window was hilarious, combined with ShareTheMalePain from every royal guardsman (and Ink Spot) in the room.

'''Rainbow Dash:'''Come on, how fast??\\

* The Mane Six managed to complete the SecretTestOfCharacter to unlock the Crystal Box offered by the Tree of Harmony and got their [[OneWingedAngel Rainbow Power]] to go and defeat Tirek... [[TheCalvaryArrivesLate only to see that Spike finished him off and was busy pummeling the Centaur within an inch of his life.]] Everypony is very surprised by this.

* Willow was fully expecting that Cheerilees' School will be filled with students that will tease/bully him because he's a Thestral... only to look up and see that the classroom he's in is filled with Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Pegasi, Sea Ponies, Crystal Ponies, Zebras, Dragons, and Alicorns.

* Nyx has gotten sick and tired of constantly reciting and repeating [[FanFic/PastSins the story of her life]] to anypony new that meets her (Possibly as a result of having to do it multiple times before in ''Alicornundrum'' with both the Celestial Stewards and the Royal Brats). By the time of ''Cheerilee's Class'', Nyx just [[MotorMouth sums up the major details of her whole life story up to that point]] in one breath before collapsing onto [[FacePlant her desk.]] Much to the chagrin of the other fillies and colts in her class.

* Willow fully expecting that his new School will be filled with bullies that will tease/insult him because he's a Thestral... only to look up and see that the classroom is filled with Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Pegasi, Sea Ponies, Crystal Ponies, Zebras, Dragons, and Alicorns.

* Nyx has gotten sick and tired of constantly reciting and repeating [[FanFic/PastSins the story of her life]] to anypony new that meets her (Possibly as a result of having to do it multiple times before in ''Alicornundrum'' with both the Celestial Stewards and the Royal Brats). By the time of ''Cheerilee's Class'', Nyx just sums up the major details of her whole life story up to that point in one breath before collapsing onto her desk. Much to the chagrin of the other fillies and colts in her class.

-->'''Nyx:''' "AcoupleofyearsagomymomPrincessTwilight(exceptshewasn'taprincessthen)defeatedNightmareMoonwiththeelementsofHarmony. ButtherewerebitsandpiecesofNightmareMoonleftoverandtheymadeponiesgoevilandstartacultofNightmareMoon. TheykidnappedmymomandusedadropofherbloodtotryandbringNightmareMoonbacktolife,excepttheymadeamistakeandmademeinsteadandTwilightfoundmeandtookmehomeandmademeherdaughter.SotheycamebacklaterandturnedmeintoNightmareMoonandIconqueredallofEquestriaanditreallysucked,soIquitbeingQueen,curedallthebadcultistsandmadethemgoodagain,beatupabunchofmonstersandbroughtbackthePrincesseswhoturnedmebackintoafillyandnowI'mPrincessTwilight'sdaughterandwealllivedhappilyeverafter[[FacePlant TheEnd]]."

'''Sundiver''': --Once conquered all of Equestria-- all by herself-- in less than a ''week''. \\

** And though it didn't pan out, Ink Spot bursting into the throne room in Gryphon armor and challenging Blueblood to a duel, then terrifying him to the point that he jumped out a window was hilarious, combined with ShareTheMalePain from every royal guardsman (and Ink Spot) in the room.

** Nyx's first meetings with both Dubloon and a young royal griffin.

* Twilight's reaction to Spike's belching up over a dozen scrolls at once. (Also, the lengthy belch itself.) Topped off by Bright Eyes thinking of it as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* Whenever chapter 7 takes a break from being a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, it's this. Highlights include:

And now he had, without warning, walked in the middle of a room filled with what were routinely regarded, by those that commented on that sort of thing, as six of the hottest young mares in Equestria. He took one sweeping look at the roomful of beauties, heard their friendly 'helloes', and felt an emotion flush through his body he'd never felt before.\\

-->'''Princess Cadence (after Bright Eyes leaves to go to Nyx and the little foal's room):''' "I want one."
-->'''Shning Armor:''' "As you wish. Shall we shop locally or mail order one?"
-->''Cadence discreetly slugs him in the shoulder ''

-->'''Diamond Tiara''': Oh eww, you're back. What are YOU laughing at, Nightmare Ninny?
-->'''Nyx''': What are you guys doing? Don't you know Prince Shining is married?
-->'''Diamond Tiara''': Go away, weirdo, we don't want Prince Shining to see us standing around a loser like you!
-->'''Nyx''': You dimbulbs, dont you know...
-->'''Diamond Tiara''': (''noticing Nyx is on the verge of bursting into laughter'') What is wrong with you?
-->'''Nyx''': Nothing. (''Shining Armor approaches the group. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon start fangirling... but then their faces fall when Shining gives Nyx an affectionate noogy'')
-->'''Shining Armor''': Hey Nixie stix. (''points at Diamond and Silver'') Friends of yours?
-->'''Nyx''': Not really.
-->'''Shining Armor''': Hi girls. I believe you met my niece here?
-->'''Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon''': NIECE???!!! ''AAAAAAUUUUUGHHGHHGHG!!!''

-->'''Pip''': "[[MundaneMadeAwesome FREEDOM!]]"

-->'''[[spoiler:[[UnfortunateName Sundae Sprinkles]]]]''': "Get me three of the lesser amethyst crystals, a tourmaline, some duct tape and a banana!"

-->'''Spell Nexus''': "They must have used a substitute! I wonder where they found duct tape and a banana at this hour...."

-->'''Pinkie''': "Now she gets that way if she even tastes something with multiple fruit flavors. I think it's a deeply entrenched psychosomatic reaction fixated due to her subconscious need for a psychological release for her repressed emotions."

--> '''Nyx''':"He may be all tough when he's running around with you, but he's all sweet and sensitive and vulnerable with me when we get his armor off. ...What? Whaaaat? What did I say?"

--->'''Nyx''': "EEEEEEEEE! Omigoshomigoshomigoshomigosh!!"

--->'''Prince Blueblood''': "Oh no no no! Not the fiery mane of doom again!"

-->'''Rainbow Dash (After finding out about [[spoiler: the planet being a starship]]):''' How fast are we going?
-->'''Twilight:''' Rainbow, that--
-->'''Rainbow Dash:'''Come on, how fast??
-->'''Twilight (rolls her eyes):''' About 92,000 miles per hour, Dash.
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' ''Holy horseapples!!!''

--> '''Pele''': Oh, rule de worl', eh? Joo tink mebbe we were all gon' sit on our tails and let you rule?

--> '''Tirek:''' (noticing his beard missing) MY BEARD!!
--> ''Meanwhile, in Tartarus, Celestia and Luna are chained. A pile of burnt beard hair falls from the sky, burying them.''
--> '''Celestia:''' (muffled, under pile) Okay. Chained to a peak in Tartarus was bad enough. This...is disgusting.
--> '''Luna:''' (gagging) Forsooth...Odd gods, the SMELL...Doth Tirek never BATHE?

--> '''Bright Eyes:''' Spike, we need him in one piece!
--> '''Spike: CRISPY is still one piece, ain't it?'''

-->'''[[spoiler:[[UnfortunateName Sundae Sprinkles]]]]''': "Get me three of the lesser amethyst crystals, a tourmaline, some duct tape and a banana!"//

--> '''Pinkie:''' You know what this calls for?
--> '''Everyone else''' ''[deadpan]:'' A party.
--> '''Pinkie:''' Nah, we already got one of those downstairs. Geez, I was hoping one of ''you'' guys might have an idea for a change.

* Pele's reaction to Duke Blueblood's plan to TakeOverTheWorld. She must have brushed up on that [[WorldOfWarcraft Troll]] language.

--> '''Tirek''': (noticing his beard missing) MY BEARD!!

--> '''Celestia''': (muffled, under pile): Okay. Chained to a peak in Tartarus was bad enough. This...is disgusting.
--> '''Luna''': (gagging) Forsooth...Odd gods, the SMELL...Doth Tirek never BATHE?

--> '''Bright Eyes''': Spike, we need him in one piece!
--> '''Spike''': '''CRISPY is still one piece, ain't it?'''

* Luna giving Celestia a zerbert.

* Chapter 12: During the banquet, a techie asks Nyx to help him with the microphone, telling her to test it. Unfortunately, Nyx was unfamiliar with microphones and [[GaleForceSound nearly shattered the entire banquet hall]].

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