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** As for the song itself, while most of the lines are rather unnerving, there's a section about having your stomach shrunken "[so] the penis sees the sun again", which is a hell of a way to put it.

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** This [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Whats-New/Rammstein-Soap-Bueck-dich.html "Bück dich" soap]].

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** This ~~[[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Whats-New/Rammstein-Soap-Bueck-dich.~~[[https://www.rammsteinshop.us/en/catalog/rammstein-soap-buck-dich.html "Bück dich" soap]].

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** During the final riff, Till begin pounding on his knee as he usually does during musical interludes...and then immediately walk backstage with a limp.

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** The "Bück dich" stage show is taken UpToEleven in the ''Made in Germany'' tour. It starts off with Schneider abusing the other band members and ends with Till squirting his dildo right into Schneider's face.

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** The "Bück dich" stage show is taken ~~UpToEleven~~ up to eleven in the ''Made in Germany'' tour. It starts off with Schneider abusing the other band members and ends with Till squirting his dildo right into Schneider's face.

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** Taken UpToEleven as of their 2019 stadium tour, in which Flake survives the second flamethrower and gets flamed at almost point-blank range inside a fireproof suit, eventually crawls onto the stage smouldering and waving a white flag of surrender and - to top it all off - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gets left hanging when he tries to shake hands with Till]].

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** Taken ~~UpToEleven~~ up to eleven as of their 2019 stadium tour, in which Flake survives the second flamethrower and gets flamed at almost point-blank range inside a fireproof suit, eventually crawls onto the stage smouldering and waving a white flag of surrender and - to top it all off - [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gets left hanging when he tries to shake hands with Till]].

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Adding video of ad-libbing instance during Mein Teil, from a show in Kanagawa in 2004.

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* As shown in the ''Völkerball'' DVD, Till decides to do a bit of ad-libbing while performing at a club in Japan. During "Mein Teil" -- which is about [[ImAHumanitarian a cannibal cooking and eating someone]] -- Till interrupts himself while singing a verse to point at Flake and exclaim "Sushi!"

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* As shown in the ''Völkerball'' DVD, Till decides to do a bit of ad-libbing [[https://youtu.be/PdIxGIjlHEo while performing at a club in ~~Japan.~~Japan]]. During "Mein Teil" -- which is about [[ImAHumanitarian a cannibal cooking and eating someone]] -- Till interrupts himself while singing a verse to point at Flake and exclaim "Sushi!"

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** Taken UpToEleven as of their 2019 stadium tour, in which Flake survives the second flamethrower and gets flamed at almost point-blank range inside a fireproof suit, eventually crawls onto the stage smouldering and waving a white flag of surrender and - to top it all off - gets left hanging when he tries to shake hands with Till.

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* Some shows during the Europe stadium tour have included the small but very funny moment of Paul, Schneider and Richard dancing what can only be described as their version of the Locomotion in the background when things get quiet during Mein Teil. Sometimes they even work in some finger snaps!

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* The video for "Zick Zack" has some choice moments.
** The excessive plastic surgery makeup on the band is grotesque, yes, but it's also pretty funny.
** Till taking a champagne glass from the bottom of a decorative pyramid of glasses, with predictable results.
** Till using [[FacialHorror a staple gun and Scotch tape to fix his face after the surgery begins to fail]].

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!! Moment pages are Administrivia/SpoilersOff by default. Proceed with caution. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.
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** The ending. [[spoiler:Flake falls onto the coffin and breaks the lid... but there's no body inside. Cut to a Hawaiian beach...]]

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** The ending. ~~[[spoiler:Flake~~ Flake falls onto the coffin and breaks the lid... but there's no body inside. Cut to a Hawaiian beach...]]

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** Taken UpToEleven as of their 2019 stadium tour, in which [[spoiler:Flake survives the second flamethrower and gets flamed at almost point-blank range inside a fireproof suit, eventually crawls onto the stage smouldering and waving a white flag of surrender and - to top it all off - gets left hanging when he tries to shake hands with Till.]]

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** Taken UpToEleven as of their 2019 stadium tour, in which ~~[[spoiler:Flake~~ Flake survives the second flamethrower and gets flamed at almost point-blank range inside a fireproof suit, eventually crawls onto the stage smouldering and waving a white flag of surrender and - to top it all off - gets left hanging when he tries to shake hands with Till.]]

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* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the "Ausländer" video. And then he becomes chief for some reason...

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* Flake getting ~~[[spoiler:left~~ left behind with the ~~natives]]~~ natives in the "Ausländer" video. And then he becomes chief for some ~~reason...~~
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** Taken UpToEleven as of their 2019 stadium tour, in which [[spoiler:Flake survives the second flamethrower and gets goaded out of his cooking pot to stand onstage in a fireproof suit and get flamed at almost point-blank range until he waves a white flag in surrender.]]

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** Taken UpToEleven as of their 2019 stadium tour, in which [[spoiler:Flake survives the second flamethrower and gets ~~goaded out of his cooking pot to stand onstage in a fireproof suit and get~~ flamed at almost point-blank range ~~until he waves~~ inside a fireproof suit, eventually crawls onto the stage smouldering and waving a white flag ~~in surrender.~~of surrender and - to top it all off - gets left hanging when he tries to shake hands with Till.]]

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* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the "Ausländer" video. And then he becomes chief for some reason...

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* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the "Ausländer" video. And then he becomes chief for some ~~reason...~~reason...

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** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, '''COCA COLA, [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is sung, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"

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** Plus, the video juxtaposes the song's guitar solo... to one of the band playing a {{Pinball}} machine, [[MickeyMousing with the music set to the sound effects of the pinball game]]. Again, on the moon.
** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, '''COCA COLA, [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is sung, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, ~~'''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"~~'''[[BreadMilkEggsSquick SOMETIMES WAR!]]'''"

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*** And the ending (which is a sudden JumpCut from [[TheSixties 1964]] to the same beach in [[NextSundayAD the then-present 2012]]) is also hilarious, as the jump from a corny Music/BeachBoys-style beach party to a more... well, ''[[ShapedLikeItself Rammstein]]''-style beach party (complete with the band in gimp suits, MonsterClown makeup, and [[FireBreathingWeapon fire breathing]] [[InstrumentOfMurder guitars]]) is [[MoodWhiplash so jarring]] that [[CrossesTheLineTwice it's hilarious]].

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* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the "Ausländer" video.

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* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the "Ausländer" video. And then he becomes chief for some reason...

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* The dancing and jazz hands displayed by the riot police at the end of the "Radio" music video.

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** Hell the entire video can be counted as one, being a ridiculous, over the top parody of porn stereotypes, complete with goofy faces and cheesy lyrics.

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** Hell the entire video can be counted as one, being a ridiculous, ~~over the top~~ over-the-top parody of porn stereotypes, complete with goofy faces and cheesy lyrics.

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* The "simulated sodomy" at "Bück Dich" stage show.
** The "Bück Dich" stage show is taken UpToEleven in the ''Made in Germany'' tour. It starts off with Schneider abusing the other band members and ends with Till squirting his dildo right into Schneider's face.
** This [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Whats-New/Rammstein-Soap-Bueck-dich.html "Bück Dich" soap]].

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* The "simulated sodomy" at "Bück ~~Dich"~~ dich" stage show.
** The "Bück ~~Dich"~~ dich" stage show is taken UpToEleven in the ''Made in Germany'' tour. It starts off with Schneider abusing the other band members and ends with Till squirting his dildo right into Schneider's face.
** This [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Whats-New/Rammstein-Soap-Bueck-dich.html "Bück ~~Dich"~~ dich" soap]].

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* The Mein Teil stage show, which was overhauled from its original version where Till would [[KillItWithFire cook Flake with a flamethrower]]. In the new version, Till discovers that Flake survived his initial attempts at roasting him and is no worse for wear... so he simply goes back and [[BiggerStick grabs a bigger flamethrower.]]
* As shown in the ''Völkerball'' DVD, Till decides to do a bit of ad-libbing while performing at a club in Japan. During ''Mein Teil'' -- which is about [[ImAHumanitarian a cannibal cooking and eating someone]] -- Till interrupts himself while singing a verse to point at Flake and exclaim "Sushi!"
* Watching Flake's dance number in Weisses Fleisch is... [[ICantDance a unique experience.]]

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* The ~~Mein Teil~~ "Mein Teil" stage show, which was overhauled from its original version where Till would [[KillItWithFire cook Flake with a flamethrower]]. In the new version, Till discovers that Flake survived his initial attempts at roasting him and is no worse for wear... so he simply goes back and [[BiggerStick grabs a bigger flamethrower.]]
* As shown in the ''Völkerball'' DVD, Till decides to do a bit of ad-libbing while performing at a club in Japan. During ~~''Mein Teil''~~ "Mein Teil" -- which is about [[ImAHumanitarian a cannibal cooking and eating someone]] -- Till interrupts himself while singing a verse to point at Flake and exclaim "Sushi!"
* Watching Flake's dance number in ~~Weisses Fleisch~~ "Weisses Fleisch" is... [[ICantDance a unique experience.]]

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* In 2016, during performances of ~~''Du Riechst So Gut'',~~ "Du riechst so gut", instead of "Der Wahnsinn", Richard would take a minute instead to sing in a light voice "Ya sexy motherfucker~" which is ''very'' out of nowhere.

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* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the Ausländer video.

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* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the ~~Ausländer~~ "Ausländer" video.

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* In 2016, during performances of ''Du Riechst So Gut'', instead of "Der Wahnsinn", Richard would take a minute instead to sing in a light voice "Ya sexy motherfucker~" which is ''very'' out of ~~nowhere.~~nowhere.
* Flake getting [[spoiler:left behind with the natives]] in the Ausländer video.

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--> Size does matters after all

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--> Size does ~~matters~~ matter after all

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* In 2016, during performances of ''Du Rieschst So Gut'', instead of "Der Wansinnd", Richard would take a minute instead to sing in a light voice "Ya sexy motherfucker~" which is ''very'' out of nowhere.

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* In 2016, during performances of ''Du ~~Rieschst~~ Riechst So Gut'', instead of "Der ~~Wansinnd",~~ Wahnsinn", Richard would take a minute instead to sing in a light voice "Ya sexy motherfucker~" which is ''very'' out of nowhere.

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* In 2016, instead of "Der Wansinnd", Richard would take a minute instead to sing in a light voice "Ya sexy motherfucker~" which is ''very'' out of nowhere.

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* Take a moment to browse through their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone? Or how about a [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Whats-New/Rammstein-LOGO-Toaster.html Rammstein ~~toaster]]?~~toaster]]?
* In 2016, instead of "Der Wansinnd", Richard would take a minute instead to sing in a light voice "Ya sexy motherfucker~" which is ''very'' out of nowhere.

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** The "Mein Land" video in general, which has the jolly bright color scheme and goofy antics of a Frankie and Annette beach party film.

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** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, '''COCA COLA, [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is singed, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"

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** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, '''COCA COLA, [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is ~~singed,~~ sung, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"

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--> You've got a pussy!
--> I have a dick-ah!
--> So what's the problem?
--> Let's do it quick!

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--> I can't get laid in Germany!

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--> [[BlatantLies I can't get laid in ~~Germany!~~Germany!]]

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** Nearly all the English lyrics are funny. The intro goes like this:
--> Too big
--> Too small
--> Size does matters after all
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--> Too tall
--> Too short
--> Doesn't matter, one size fits all

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** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''[[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is singed, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"

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** The chorus though: It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, ~~COCA~~ '''COCA COLA, ~~'''[[JustForPun~~ [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is singed, it becomes "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''"

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** The chorus though: '''WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, IT'S [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!'''
*** Even though its actually: "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, WONDERBRA!" in all other chrosus its "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!"
** The last time it is singed, it becomes WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''

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** The chorus though: '''WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, IT'S [[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!'''
*** Even though its actually: "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, WONDERBRA!" in all other chrosus its It's "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR!"
** The WUNDERBAR!" except for the last two times. In the second-to-last time is WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''[[JustForPun WONDERBRA]]!''', and the last time it is singed, it becomes ~~WE'RE~~ "WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES ~~WAR!'''~~WAR!'''"

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** The last time it is singed, it becomes WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA, COCA COLA, '''SOMETIMES WAR!'''

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* Take a moment to browse their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone?

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* Watching Flake's dance number in Weisses Fleisch is... [[ICantDance a unique experience.]]

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* Watching Flake's dance number in Weisses Fleisch is... [[ICantDance a unique experience.]]]]
* Take a moment to browse their wonderfully diverse range of [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog official merchandise]]. [[https://shop.rammstein.de/en/catalog/Menu/Mein-Teil-Rammstein-table-mat.html "Mein Teil" place mat]], anyone?

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