History Funny / PuffinForest

** Garo's patron warns him that there is a monster in its tomb and he resolves to fight it alone, nobly declining help. Shortly after entering the tomb, he runs back out crying and hides behind the rest of the party while they deal with the monster.

'''Boshak:''' Boshak's not warm-blooded, but even for him that was pretty cold.

** Meanwhile, during the tense situation, Gouda goes up to Strahd...and asks the name of his horse, because she still doesn't know it and fells bad about calling the Nightmare a nickname in her head. He ends up having to spell Beuceaphalus out for her. It is possibly the only non-BlackComedy moment Strahd has had thus far.

-->'''Garo''': Strahd von Zarovich? More like Strahd von little ''bitch!''

** The party is given a SadisticChoice by Stahd on who to take with them and who to leave in his clutches. The rest of the party leaves it all up to Ben who, true to character, completely misinterprets Strahd's promise to not kill the rest. The DM enjoys making this worse for Ben, like describing an adorable werewolf cub being menaced by a thrall.

** Episode 9 opens with Ben saying [[BlatantLies everything is fine in Barovia and Strahd is a great host who definitely did not slaughter an entire church]].

-->''I waarned you!''

-->'''Gouda''': What kind of gifts have you gotten from your old age?
-->'''Old man''': Arthritis.
** While Episode 7 is mainly yet another failed HopeSpot, much of the Priest trying to explain his plan with the Golem ''is'' rather amusing. Especially that Strahd himself actually commissioned the darn thing.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHVO0NxQ5oQ "An Abserd-ly Difficult Mission"]]. Lenathon, a fully-grown adult blue dragon that serves the role of the cult's muscle shows up...but after tanking several sword attacks, gets hit by a single arrow and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flies off in frustration]]. And, of course, the return of Abserd, who somehow became mayor of the town.

-->''I waarned you!''

** Reading Strahd's tome in Episode 6, when he becomes emotional and dramatic the vampire's accent starts to sound like [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]], entirely appropriate for a man obsessed with a woman who doesn't return the feelings.

** In Episode 5, Ben comments that Gouda is the same player as Asiago, and [[CallBack describes them]] as a {{Pyromaniac}} [[KillItWithFire Wildfire]] Druid, after their Wild Mage burst nearly blows him up in a similar manner.

** Reading Strahd's tome in Episode 6, the vampire's accent starts to sound like [[Film/TheRoom Tommy Wiseau]], entirely appropriate for a man obsessed with a woman who doesn't return the feelings.

** In Episode 5, Ben comments that Gouda is the same player as Asiago, and [[CallBack describes them]] as a {{Pyromaniac}} [[KillItWithFire Wildfire]] Druid, after their Wild Mage burst nearly blows him up in a similar manner.

** With everyone else in the party now have a special gift, the GM asks if Krusk's player wants to try praying to a dark power for something. He declines at which point Garo and Boshak start applying peer pressure like they're peddling drugs. They also discuss ''killing'' Krusk so he'll get powered up by a spirit saving him, but eventually decide that they needn't bother; Barovia will kill him sooner or later.

* While hyping up the Omega Pun, Ben is talking about how they need a mortal vessel quick-witted and hilarious enough to carry it in their mind. As he's explaining this, the camera zooms out to show his pun-happy player looking absolutely ecstatic... and Ben says "not you" as an aside in the middle of his speech.

** In general the party keeps treating Asiago as an innocent little girl who needs positive reinforcement, [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter even though Asiago is a pyromaniac, has set multiple innocent people (including children) on fire]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and has committed fraud]].

-->'''Player''': Oh my god... These cultists were EATING THEIR OWN PEOPLE!

-->'''Sword of Warning:''' I warned you!

* Ben ordering sandwiches, one of which is light and vegetable, and the other cheesy and meaty with a tub of dipping lard on the side. When Ben tries to claim he is having the first one, the employee simply tells him that he doesn't care nearly as much as he thinks he does.

-->'''Puffin''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, sure, we have to get rid of it.]]
-->'''Zee''': IT MUST BE DESTROYED!!

-->'''Zee''': IT MUST BE DESTROYED!!

** "So you guys spend the better part of the night aggressively converting children."