History Funny / ProtonJon

** Jon getting increasingly frustrated with all of the GGs wondering where Yoyo is, comparing it to a quote from WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons: [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E14TheItchyAndScratchyAndPoochieShow "Every time Poochie's not onscreen, everybody else should be asking: 'Where's Poochie?'"]] That eventually culminates in an edited clip from the episode:
---> '''Yoyo (Poochie):''' (monotone) I have to go now, my planet needs me.\\

* Jon's little mistake while identifying [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative animals]] [[IncrediblyLamePun hawking]] [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative insurance.]]

--->They look more like a [[IncrediblyLamePun C+]] to me.[[note]][[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]] that's still funny[[/note]]

---->'''Caption:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun This takes the term "Boomers" to a whole new level.]]

--->'''Caption:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun ...Set Radio Future?]]

** Jon's incredulous reaction to the Rokkakku Police sending in ''[[DisproportionateRetribution tanks]]'' to deal with the [=GGs=], who as a reminder, are ''merely a bunch of kids on rollerskates spraying graffiti". Even [=TimeThief=] (the editor) is in disbelief at Hayashi and co.'s sheer audacity:

* Episode 1: The Concept of Love

** The actual graffiti designs Jon is using for the LP are pieces of art submitted by fans and modded into the game. The first set includes fan art depicting recurring characters of Jon's streams like the Wesker egg, Waluigi (with Beat's CoolShades), and Bagel, but the SS graffiti is a real-life photograph of Jon's friend [[WebVideo/TheCompletionist Jirard]] making a funny face. The picture continues to be amusing during Dogenzaka Hill, where the odd graffiti locations cause it to be smeared and distorted a few times.

* "It's like trying to make me revisit a non-flashback, even though I wasn't there...[[MindScrew or maybe I was, you guys don't know how old I am]]."

** Jon being OCD about completing every square on the map, [[HypocrisyNod whilst constantly telling the viewers they shouldn't bother to do it]].

** After each of the Jons (including the Smash one) land the final hit on K. Rool, the video ''turns off'' like an old CRT would... before cutting to ''another'' Jon nearing the end of ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong5TheJourneyOfOverTimeAndSpace'', claiming that the multiversal shenanigans were because of that game's final boss. Turns out, ''this'' was the game Jon was supposed to be doing an LP of, during a livestream no less, and all the Jons that were playing ''Donkey Kong Country'' were multiversal counterparts that, thanks to the weird space-time capabilities ''Donkey Kong 5'' apparently has, we've been watching instead.

** [=TimeThief=] insists that Jon start up ''Donkey Kong 5'' again and delve back into the multiverse to show how the various versions of DKC end, because ''someone'' out there will be disappointed if he doesn't. Jon complies, indeed going over time and space in a sequence mostly ripped from VideoGame/ChronoTrigger, which also plays into TheStinger.

*** [=TimeThief=] asks Jon what was up with all the [[NoodleIncident Funky stuff]] [[CallBack back in episode 2]], which he dismisses as [[TemptingFate "probably not important"]]. Sure enough, we delve back into the multiverse, back to DK Isle, where ''Lavos with Funky Kong's head'' emerges...
--->'''Caption:''' But... the funk refused to stop.\\

---> '''Caption:''' [[DelayedReaction Hey Jon look out for that pit.]]

--->'''Jon:''' Thankfully, getting KONG does not matter. This is not the ''Returns'' series; not yet, anyways...
--->'''Caption:''' Give it a few episodes...

---->'''SNES!Jon:''' With the camera panned out, and just, with enough viewpoints, it's not that hard. You'll make some mistakes, your first time, sure, or if you're rusty like I am, but... at least it's not [[ScreenCrunch zoomed-in]] and like, requiring different timing. [[TemptingFate That'd be awful!]]
---->''*the video cuts to static again, then to the Game Boy Color version's map screen; Jon has beaten the stage*''
---->'''GBC!Jon:''' ...Uh, sorry, spaced out for a a second there.

** After each of the Jons (including the Smash one) land the final hit on K. Rool, the video ''turns off'' like an old CRT would... before cutting to ''another'' Jon nearing the end of ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong5TheJourneyOfOverTimeAndSpace'', claiming that the multiversal shenanigans were because of that game's final boss. Turns out, ''this'' was the game Jon was supposed to be doing an LP of, and all the Jons that were playing ''Donkey Kong Country'' were multiversal counterparts that, thanks to the weird space-time capabilities ''Donkey Kong 5'' apparently has, we've been watching instead.

** Jon opts to go into the GBA-exclusive stage, Necky Nutmare, completely blind. This proves to have been a questionable decision, as the titular Neckies pull some ''nasty'' tricks, such as camping at the end of narrow tunnels and firing through them, or sniping the Kongs from offscreen.

---> Inability to eat mushrooms
---> Thunderbirds can't count anymore
---> Bigger - on three separate occassions
---> Ruining that one emotional scene from Asura's Wrath
---> So many alt-Jon's...like so many
---> The speed of Pokeys
---> And in succession, "Killing Captain Falcon", "Killing Ryu Hayabusa", "Killing Caleb Goldaman", and "Killing The VOD"

** The running gag of him getting the Animal Buddy bonus games [[StopHelpingMe whe doesn't want them.]]

-->'''[=TimeThief=]:''' What was that?
-->'''Jon:''' Dude- what do you mean? Dude, we just played ''Donkey Kong 5'', the damn title screen was just on the screen! We've been playing it for ''hours'', how were you not aware of this?
-->'''[=TimeThief=]:''' How does a [[UnlicensedGame bootleg]] go through time and space; how does that work exactly?
-->'''Jon:''' Dude, I dunno man, I stopped being a programmer in like, 2006.
-->'''[=TimeThief=]:''' Where did you even ''buy'' something like that, man?
-->'''Jon:''' See, that's the weird thing... We got it at a TRG trip, I remember specifically it was this table by itself... There was this one girl there that was running it; she looked so familiar- [[DistaffCounterpart she had blonde hair, glasses, a hoodie with a star on it]], she was [[GagBoobs really busty]]- [[VerbalBackspace I probably shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry]]- but, like, she kind of looked at me, handed me the cartridge and said: [[VaguenessIsComing "Warn the others."]] It was really weird, but like, why am I gonna say no to a free video game?

--->'''Caption:''' But... the funk refused to stop.
--->'''[=RosaJon=]:''' Dammit... He didn't listen. ''Guess it's time to go find another one...''

** After each of the Jons (including the Smash one) land the final hit on K. Rool, the video ''turns off'' like an old CRT would... before cutting to ''another'' Jon nearing the end of ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong5TheJourneyOfOverTimeAndSpace'', claiming that the multiversal shenanigans were because of that game's final boss. Turns out, ''this'' was the game Jon was supposed to be doing an LP of, and all the Jons that were playing Donkey Kong Country were multiversal counterparts that, thanks to the weird space-time capabilities the game apparently has, we've been watching instead.
** To further magnify this ''incredible [[TrollingEnergy troll]]'' that Jon just pulled, as Jon describes how ''crazy'' his experience was, he namedrops a game with similar qualities: ''WebVideo/SonicTheHedgehog2SpecialEdition''.
** With Donkey Kong 5 done and dusted, Jon goes to the Fortune Cookie to pull the next game. As he starts saying the name of the game (''[[VideoGame/JetSetRadio]] [[TeasingCreator Future]]''), MasterTimeThief (one of Jon's stream mods and the current editor for the main LPs) chimes in:
-->'''TimeThief:''' What was that?

-->'''TimeThief:''' How does a [[UnlicensedGame bootleg]] go through time and space; how does that work exactly?

-->'''TimeThief:''' Where did you even ''buy'' something like that, man?

** TimeThief insists that Jon start up ''Donkey Kong 5'' again and delve back into the multiverse to show how the various versions of DKC end, because ''someone'' out there will be disappointed if he doesn't. Jon complies, indeed going over time and space in a sequence mostly ripped from VideoGame/ChronoTrigger.

** After four episodes of nonsense, Jon finally reaches the point of Gorilla Glacier he left off on in the first part and starts the last stage before the boss... only to be informed that his free trial of ''Donkey Kong Country'' has expired. After some frustrated troubleshooting and an intermission styled like his stream intermissions (during which Jon remarks on how he'd likely never LP ''Donkey Kong Country'' because it always goes awry when he plays it), Jon returns from [=GameStop=] with a "Hacker Kong" program that'll let him extend his trial, via a minigame suspiciously similar to the rare ''Donkey Kong Country Competition Cartridge''.

* The LP resumes with the SNES version once the trial is extended, but the rest of the video continually lures viewers into a false sense of security before throwing in more curveballs. The infamous bonus room inside another bonus room becomes the dreaded [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 Beaver Bother]], the GBA version returns twice (first to play more of Candy's dance minigames and then to show a change in Boss Dumb Drum's fight), and Mine Cart Madness starts with an "FMV" cutscene that's just a heavily pixellated scene from [[WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry the cartoon]] (which cuts to a commercial break after Jon screws up a quick-time event).

** Every time a bonus room is reached in the GBA version, it displays a splash screen depicting what the bonus objective is.[[note]]The series didn't start doing these until [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry2 the original SNES sequel]], but the GBA remake of the first game gave the devs a chance to create some new ones.[[/note]] Jon proceeds to ''lose his shit'' every time a new splash screen appears due to how out-of-place and overdone they are.
** When the GBA's life counter hits 69, it reads [[MemeticMutation "NICE"]] instead of displaying the number. (Providing Jon remembers; it is missed at least once.)

** "I'm so sick of jumping around. We're just- we're just gonna stick with this version, okay?" said Jon while on the Game Boy Color version at the start of the episode. [[BlatantLies A few seconds later]], there's another static cut and suddenly he's playing the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance version. It's at this point that the real gag of the Let's Play becomes clear: Jon is playing every single game called "Donkey Kong Country" ''at the same time''.

** "I'm so sick of jumping around. We're just- we're just gonna stick with this version, okay?" said Jon while on the Game Boy Color version at the start of the episode. [[BlatantLies A few seconds later]], there's another static cut and suddenly he's playing the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance version. The GBC version does not appear again.