History Funny / PokerNight2

** That's another MythologyGag, this time, to ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'': knowing robots have a weakness to these was how [=GLaDOS=] and Chell attempted to [[spoiler: take down Wheatley after he took over the facility-- his stupidity made him immune to it]].
** It is also a StealthInsult because for how [[TooDumbToLive much of a moron Claptrap is]] [[DontExplainTheJoke he is still]] [[spoiler: smarter than Wheatley]].
** It also means that [[spoiler:when [=GLaDOS=] suggested using paradoxes to attack Wheatley, she was employing what she considered to be an incredibly simple trap because she considered him too stupid to reason his way out of it, only to have overestimated his intelligence anyway.]]
** [[spoiler:Of course, the big irony of the whole thing is that the paradox in question - "Everything I say is a lie" - is not even a real paradox. It's an automatic lie by default]].

-->[[spoiler:'''Ash:''' "Drink more [[VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland banang.]]" Huh...]]\\
[[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC:Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department.]]]]

-->'''Sam''': ''(glances back and holds up his cards)''\\
'''Max''': '''BANZAI!!!''' ''(empties his Luger shooting the cards)''

* The running commentary of [[spoiler:the Paranoia Core]] hovers between hilarious and disturbing.

** If Sam is eliminated first [[spoiler: they go on a time traveling adventure similar to the "Adventure" ending to the Devil's Playhouse to hunt down ''literal'' cradle robbers.]]

'''Brock''': ''(sigh)'' I'm never gonna hear the end of this...''[[spoiler:(throws up the VSign)]]'' [[spoiler: Go Team Venture.]]

* In a conversation exclusive to the Army of Darkness Inventory, [=GLaDOS=] explains what happened to Sheila, one of Ash's former girlfriends, which leads to the revelation that, thanks to time-travel, [[spoiler:Ash is actually Brock's ancestor!]] Their reactions are priceless. [[labelnote:Explanation]]Sheila, very pregnant with Ash's child, married another man, gave birth, one child survived, eight grandkids, Sheila died of the Black Plague, family traveled to Poland, escaped the Nazis and headed to a Swedish community in Nebraska, where Brock ''Fitzgerald'' Samson and his brother were born.[[/labelnote]]

'''Ash''': [[spoiler: Hey, welcome to the family!]]
* Winning the tournament in the Evil Dead set is absolutely hilarious. For winning the tournament, Winslow rewards the player with a potion that puts the user to sleep until the next tournament if he takes three sips from it. As you gulp down the third sip, he starts to wonder if it was actually actually supposed to be ''two'' sips, and then you fall asleep. [[spoiler: You then wake up to see all the players around the table, but with beards (yes, even [=GLaDOS=] and Claptrap, as well as Mad Moxxi at the bar), and with the sound of lasers flying in the air, and the others discussing that there happens to be an alien invasion going on in the future. The Player apparently faints upon hearing this info. And then Ash reveals that the beards are just fakes and that you really didn't sleep that long.]]
--> '''Ash''': [[spoiler: I told you, these phony beards were a bad idea!]]

* Sometimes after completing a tournament, Winslow rewards you with a potion that after three sips, you will fall asleep until the next tournament. The Player takes the sips, and passes out. When they wake up, it appears that many years have passed, as everyone (Even [[UpToEleven GLADOS]]) has beards, and the aliens have invaded, but shortly after, you pass out, and Ash reveals it was just a prank.
-->'''[=Ash=]''': I told you these fake beards were a bad idea.

* During Ash's discussion about the significance of flying dreams, Brock mentions that he has dreams about kicking the sun [[GroinAttack in the crotch]]. The mental image crosses this with CrazyAwesome.

'''Sam:''' Fine, but nothing about my privates or floor-scooting.\\
'''Claptrap:''' Okay, okay. One, can you eat chocolate!? Two, do you date human women or talking dogs like yourself!? And three, can you sense earthquakes before they happen!?\\
'''Sam:''' One, yes, but I really shouldn't, because it goes straight to my hips. Two, don't tell anyone, but I'm kind of off the market right now. And three, we can't sense earthquakes, but sometimes we cause them. ''([[ProveIAmNotBluffing Room begins shaking]])''

'''Sam:''' Oh, we don't see in black and white, that's just an old wives' tale, like the one about representative democracy. We can see in color, it just looks like this. ''(Snaps his fingers, and the players vision becomes clouded with hazes of red and green)''\\
'''Claptrap:''' Woah, dude, I am totally tripping balls right now!\\

-->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC:Sam has been eliminated and will now be sent to a better place.]]\\

'''Recording of "Brock"'s voice:''' [[AC:Ya missed me! Missed me! Now you have to kiss me!]]\\

* Though not an example from the game itself, there was a contest on the Telltale forums to see if the fans could come up with some funny quotes or dialogue that COULD'VE been used...[[https://telltale.com/community/discussion/45183/what-will-the-dialogue-sound-like-winners-announced and boy, did they ever!]]

* [[http://www.telltalegames.com/pokernight2/trailer In the reveal trailer]], [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers Brock]] plays ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead'' and quickly gets frustrated with [[WrongGenreSavvy everyone's suggestions]].

** It is also a StealthPun because for how [[TooDumbToLive much of a moron Claptrap is]] [[DontExplainTheJoke he is still]] [[spoiler: smarter than Wheatley]].

'''Brock''': ''(blocks it with his hands)'' Excuse me. ''(flips his chair over and goes over to Steve to deliver an asswhooping)''\\

-->[[spoiler:'''Ash:''' "Drink more [[VideoGame/SecretOfMonkeyIsland banang.]]" Huh...]]\\

''(the book flies around the Inventory, behind the bar, until it's over the table, aimed at Brock.)\\

'''Claptrap''': Hubba hubba!\\

-->[[spoiler:'''Ash:''' "[[CallBack Drink more]] [[VideoGame/PokerNightAtTheInventory banang.]]" Huh...]]\\

-->'''Sam''': You know, if you keep indulging in my transparent dishonesty, I'm gonna have to run for Congress.

[[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC:Your hand has aparently been possessed by a marketing department.]]]]

* Though not an example from the game itself, there was a contest on the Telltale forums to see if the fans could come up with some funny quotes or dialogue that COULD'VE been used...[[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45183 and boy, did they ever!]]

'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[YankTheDogsChain All your fellow Claptrap units are still dead.]]\\

** The conversation then proceeds to go into Claptrap's robotic circumcision, and Claptrap being [[FiddlerOnTheRoof Tevye]].

'''GLaDOS''': [[YankTheDogsChain All your fellow Claptrap units are still dead.]]\\