History Funny / PokerNight2

** Might count as a MythologyGag. In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxHitTheRoad'', Sam frequently had to [[InformingTheFourthWall inform The Player they can't take a certain action]].

'''GLaDOS''': [[AC:That's likely because 14th century mulled wine undoubtedly contained]] [[AC:[[IAteWhat a light dusting of mouse droppings]].]] [[AC:It wasn't a particularly hygenic century.]]\\

** [[AC:"It's a mathematical certainty that 80% of you are going to lose tonight. And 100% of you will eventually die. Math is fun, don't you think?"]]

-->''(After being the last player eliminated.)''
-->'''Claptrap''': Excuse me for a moment. ''(Gets up and goes offscreen)'' AAAGGGGGGGHHHH! [[ClusterBleepBomb !$@%#$ !%#^@$# !%@#%$ !@%^%! $@%#$ !%#^@$# !%@#%$ !@%^%! !$@%#$ !%#^@$# !%@#%$ !@%^%! $@%#$ !%#^@$# !%@#%$ !@%^%!]] ''(comes back)'' Great game player!

''(Camera shifts to Max choking for a few seconds before coughing up a dented poker chip.)''\\

** Might count as a MythologyGag. In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxHitTheRoad'', Sam frequently had to inform The Player ICantUseTheseThingsTogether.

'''Brock''': How many times do I have to tell you, [[ICantUseTheseThingsTogether you can't do that!]]

'''Ash''': I get mine cut by the students at the barber college across from the S-Mart. Sure, I sometimes get an accidental [[TheThreeStooges Shemp]]-style, but it's totally worth the extra ten bucks in my pocket.\\

** That's another MythologyGag, this time, to Portal 2: knowing robots have a weakness to these was how [=GLaDOS=] and Chell attempted to [[spoiler: take down Wheatley after he took over the facility-- his stupidity made him immune to it]].

-->'''Claptrap:''' I'm going all in, just like I did with [[YourMom your momma last night]]! [[SubvertedTrope Turns out she's a really good poker player.]]

--> '''LARRY:''' I call dibs on the sassy cocktail waitress.
--> '''ASH:''' First of all, blech. Second of all, I'm not sure her gorilla of a boyfriend would approve of putting the moves on his squeeze./ First of all, blech. Second of all, I don't think the space gorilla's gonna like you calling dibs on his girlfriend.
--> '''MEDIC:''' And thirdly, I do not believe you and Fraülein Stinky are biologically compatible.
--> '''LARRY:''' Is that a crack about my age? 'Cause I can tell you about dozens of ladies who can't get enough of [[ICallHimMisterHappy Larry Junior]]! Seamus, Croft, that Marley dame...
--> '''MEDIC:''' What I mean to say is that Fraulein Stinky's [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness piscatory reproductive apparatus may not, strictly speaking, be capable of interfacing with your]]... [[UnusualEuphemism tackle box]].
--> '''LARRY:''' Do you know what he's talking about?
--> '''ASH:''' He lost me at "piscatory."
--> '''MEDIC:''' It's quite simple. [[MermaidProblem She's a mermaid.]]
--> '''LARRY:''' So she's got fish parts. So what?

-->'''Sam:''' Sorry about this raise, but sometimes my common sense is overruled by the craziest impulses!\\
'''Max:''' I have a name, you know.

--> '''Claptrap:''' Wait, I won? I feel GREAT! Maybe my life isn't so bad after all.
--> '''GLaDOS:''' [[YankTheDogsChain All your fellow Claptrap units are still dead]]
--> '''Claptrap:''' Well that was short lived.

* Sometimes Ash will say "What would [[BurnNotice Chuck Finley]] do?"

'''Claptrap''': Oh, come on, that's not even close! ''(As the Necronomicon sucks him in)'' {{I REGRET NOTHING}}!\\

* This little token if Claptrap wins the tournament.
--> '''Claptrap:''' Wait, I won? I feel GREAT! Maybe my life isn't so bad after all.
--> '''GLaDOS:''' [[YankTheDogsChain All your fellow Claptrap units are still dead]]
--> '''Claptrap:''' Well that was short lived.

'''Sam:''' [[NoodleIncident Not again...]] ''(Gets sucked into the Necronomicon)''\\

'''Brock:''' Yeah, uh... back in the cartoon days, somebody thought it would be a bright idea to turn Rusty's adventures into a video game. Made that E.T. game look like Halo.\\

--> '''ASH:''' First of all, blech. Second of all, I'm not sure her gorilla of a boyfriend would approve of putting the moves on his squeeze.

--> '''ASH:''' First of all, blech. Second of all, I don't think the space gorilla's gonna like you calling dibs on his girlfriend.

--> '''LARRY:''' Is that a crack about my age? 'Cause I can tell you about dozens of ladies who can't get enough of Larry Junior! Seamus, Croft, that Marley dame...
--> '''MEDIC:''' What I mean to say is that Fraulein Stinky's [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness piscatory reproductive appartatus may not, strictly speaking, be capable of interfacing with your]]... [[UnusualEuphemism tackle box]].

--> LARRY: I call dibs on the sassy cocktail waitress.
ASH: First of all, blech. Second of all, I'm not sure her gorilla of a boyfriend would approve of putting the moves on his squeeze.
MEDIC: And thirdly, I do not believe you and Fraülein Stinky are biologically compatible.
ASH: First of all, blech. Second of all, I don't think the space gorilla's gonna like you calling dibs on his girlfriend.
LARRY: Is that a crack about my age? 'Cause I can tell you about dozens of ladies who can't get enough of Larry Junior! Seamus, Croft, that Marley dame...
MEDIC: What I mean to say is that Fraulein Stinky's [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness piscatory reproductive appartatus may not, strictly speaking, be capable of interfacing with your]]... [[UnusualEuphemism tackle box]].
LARRY: Do you know what he's talking about?
ASH: He lost me at "piscatory."
MEDIC: It's quite simple. [[MermaidProblem She's a mermaid.]]
LARRY: So she's got fish parts. So what?

* Brock hates runs of bad cards...

* ...and just to rub things in when he gets a bad river: