History Funny / PokemonResetBloodlines

** Said song is [[Disney/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh the Tigger Song]], but with the song's theme changed from tiggers, to girls. Bouncy has a very different context in it.

* Jeanette sends out Bellsprout, her last Pokémon, against a Golem to both the trainer's and Pokémon's laughter [[UnderestimatingBadassery that this will be over quick]]. Once she gives [[PintsizePowerhouse Bellsprout]] the order to attack:

'''Announcer:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer You are exactly seeing what you are seeing folks!]] I'm drug tested, and I am seeing Bellsprout slam Golem around like nothing!

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* Apparently, even ''Ash'' doesn't know how old he was in the old timeline! Every time he and Pikachu try to figure it out, they are completely stumped. [[spoiler:Sabrina]] systematically looking through his memories is equally confused, and even points out that it seems at one point May aged ''backwards'' between [[http://i.imgur.com/FT1qcg6.jpg Hoenn and Sinnoh.]]

* From the moment his memories are restored, Ash's Charmander is a walking crowning moment of funny. To date: he has tried to train in every possible way without rest, has done badass speeches that put ''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]]'' to shame, tried to think up on ways to make [[spoiler:his evolutions]] sound more impressive, and has tried so hard to sound badass and manly that it loops back into being utterly ridiculous.

* Ash attempts to [[spoiler:release Lucario from Aaron's staff]]. It's as successful as his attempts to teach his Unovan team Counter Shield.

* After evolving, [[spoiler:Charmeleon]] looks rather contemplative. Initially, Ash thinks he might be pondering something deep, but it turns out he was trying to think of a more impressive story about how he evolved.

* [[spoiler:Ash encounters a possible half-sibling, who happens to look a lot like his ''Ashley cosplay'', from back when he tried to infiltrate the Celadon Gym in the original timeline. She even has the name Ashley. Ash suspects [=MissingNo=] is at fault.]]

* Even as [[spoiler:he thinks]] he's about to die, Dan still thinks to himself that Sabrina is attractive, if crazy.

* When Ash wins, he is again interrupted from getting his badge, this time due to [[spoiler:Goodra]] hugging him too much.

-->'''Story:''' Welp time for [[spoiler:Cinnabar Gym]]!\\
''' [[spoiler:Sabrina]]:''' "[=LOLnope=]!" *yoinks*

-->'''Anabel:''' Buttermilk waffles
-->'''Anabel:''' Succotash

** Also crossing with awesome, when Sabrina has her Kadabra use Protect [[spoiler:against Ash's incoming Z-Move]], he breaks it just by throwing one of his leeks at it using Feint.

-->'''James''': It's a game of cards, not a case of Coprophilia!
-->'''Jessie''': [[EntertaininglyWrong What does being attracted to Officer Jenny have to do with anything?]]

* Bulbasaur tries to cheer [[spoiler:a newly evolved Serperior about the loss of her arms]], but fails and decides to [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere make himself scarce]] before things get bad for him.

* [[spoiler:A newly caught Primeape]] decides to use Seismic Toss on Ash ([[ExactWords he wanted to show him Cross Chop instead]]).

* The rather strange song sang by Fender [[spoiler:another Ash sibling]], that makes Ash wonder if it was made on drugs, tiredness or an excessive amount of caffeine.

* During a visit to the Seafoam Islands caves the group comes across [[spoiler:Articuno]], and after it leaves Dexter makes a sound as if it has won the jackpot.
-->'''Dexter''': Data obtained. Let's do [[spoiler:Zapdos]] next!

-->'''Alish''': But wait, aren't I a teenager?
-->'''Blaine''': Yes, but one without teen drama. I'd like to keep it that way for a while.

* The way Mandi reacts to his Exeggutor getting defeated easily by Iris' Axew [[spoiler:and his subsequent evolution]]. Poor guy can't catch a break no matter on which timeline he's in.

-->'''Anabel''': ''[writing]'' So, even with all of that advancement you don't think you can make a simple little blog? One that couldn't show the entire world what you and the people you've worked with have accomplished?
-->'''Dexter''': I could do far more than a blog flesh entity. I can calculate fourteen different ways to restart the Trainer-Ranger wars right here and now and could implement them in seconds, just as easily as I could hack into Team Rocket's personal files and dump them out into the world at large for all to see in the most devastating leak in criminal history. I will do neither of course, but a blog is trivial. [...] In fact I could do beyond a blog. A blog is so easy a Lilipup could do it, and it wouldn't even need to be able to speak a human language to do so. I could make a blog that is practically untraceable, and have it appear first in countless search algorithms. I could make it the most accessible, visually appealing, and profitable blog in human history, and I wouldn't even take an iota of my processing…
-->''[{{Beat}}]''
-->'''Dexter''': Did you just employ [[ReversePsychology reverse-psychology]] on me?

* Despite the tension, Dexter's conversations with Paul's Pokédex and Cepu are full of this. Their reactions to [[spoiler:his plan to blow up New Island to kill Mewtwo]] is that [[AIIsACrapshoot he's gone completely insane,]] so he just shuts them down.
* After the whole ordeal is over, once again Professor Oak decides to avoid asking questions about [[spoiler:Dexter having gotten blown to bits.]]

-->'''Elder''': Feu, tell him your moves.
-->'''Feu''': Slash, Flamethrower, and Quick Attack.
-->'''Fabron''': Only three moves?
-->'''Elder''': ''(crossing his arms and tapping his foot)'' Feu...
-->'''Feu''': ... and Peck.

-->'''Leader''': I told you we should've gone with Team Bikers! Nobody ever takes our name seriously!
-->'''Thug''': But that's boring and predictable, boss! Kanto Pokémon Federation gives us an important-sounding and ambitious name!

* Iris thinking of [[EvilAlbino Joshua]] as a 'Shiny Human'.

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'''Tony''': I'm not taking lectures about manners from someone who cons people for a living.

** The reason itself is pretty funny: As a result of a minor difference in the dark balls they didn't absorb clothes. Meaning Ash and co had to do the entire thing naked, which burned out their ability to feel shame. Not, as it turned out, it was as hard as expected.

* Chapter 26's pre story author commentary has him briefly go into a bit of a ramble on ''Anime/CodeGeass'' and character heights after commenting on reader reaction to Sabrina. He sounds notably weirded out at the fact that not only Euphie is taller than his mother (who's taller than the average American woman), but also that Nunnally is taller than a Dakrai or Greninja. He then snarks about how fans ignore official Pokemon heights more than they ignore Ash's post BW stated age of 10.

* From the moment his memories are restored, Ash's Charmander is a walking crowning moment of funny. To date: he has tried to train in every possible way without rest, has done badass speeches that put Gurren Lagann to shame, tried to think up on ways to make [[spoiler:his evolutions]] sound more impressive, and has tried so hard to sound badass and manly that it loops back into being utterly ridiculous.

-->'''Dexter''': I could do far more than a blog flesh entity. I can calculate fourteen different ways to restart the Trainer-Ranger wars right here and now and could implement them in seconds, just as easily as I could hack into Team Rocket's personal files and dump them out into the world at large for all to see in the most devastating leak in criminal history. I will do neither of course, but a blog is trivial. [...] In fact I could do beyond a blog. A blog is so easy a Lilipup could do it, and it wouldn't even need to be able to speak a human language to do so. I could make a blog that is practically untraceable, and have it appear first in countless search algorithms. I could make it the most accessible, visually appealing, and profitable blog in human history, and I wouldn't even take an iota of my processing…

[[folder: The Powerful Gym Leader Giovanni]]

[[folder: Mewtwo Strikes Back Part 1]]

[[folder: Mewtwo Strikes Back Part 2]]

* After the whole ordeal is over, once again Professor Oak decides to avoid asking questions about [[spoiler: Dexter having gotten blown to bits.]]

'''Wimpod''': Oh no! I’m being raised again! I’m going to be smacked from a high height! I’m going to be torn apart by the ceiling fan! I’m too far from the ground! Help me, help me!\\
'''Bulbasaur''': ''(annoyed)'' I’m not going to win with this, am I?

-->'''Pikachu''': Plus you could even teach it to Misty’s turtle troop. Just think of how happy she’d be if you taught Blastoise the move for her. She’s be so happy she’d probably forget you are all confused teenagers unsure of what you all are doing and give you a big kiss right there.\\
'''Narration''': Yeah, that would be a good idea! Thank you Pikachu, that would easily be one of his best days ever… [...] [[DelayedReaction He stopped the thought right there]] [[DeathGlare and glared up at his buddy]], who had an amused look on his face.\\
'''Pikachu''': It’s still a good idea, you can’t deny that.

'''Iris''': [[SarcasmBlind We did not see a waterfall, so I could not do that]]. [[InnocentFanserviceGirl I could join you in a shower in Ash’s house if you really want.]]\\
'''Misty''': Please don’t.\\
'''Narration''': Ash’s mom probably had some strange ideas as it was, and she and Iris in the shower at the same time would probably not help.

'''Pikachu''': She was so squishy…\\

-->Gah, curse evolutionary advantages!

-->"Burn, you pitiful, inanimate objects!"

* Ash has another strange dream: suddenly finding himself fighting against a girl with a Wooloo whose accent makes it impossible for him to tell what she's saying.

-->'''Wimpod''': Oh no! Vines! Tentacles! Stringy things that bind people! Help me, help me!
-->'''Bulbasaur''': ''(tries to put Wimpod on the floor)''
-->'''Wimpod''': Oh no! Floor! Pain! Chemical cleaning that tastes horrible! Help me, help me!
-->'''Bulbasaur''': ''(tries to lift Wimpod away from the floor again)''
-->'''Wimpod''': Oh no! I’m being raised again! I’m going to be smacked from a high height! I’m going to be torn apart by the ceiling fan! I’m too far from the ground! Help me, help me!
-->'''Bulbasaur''': ''(annoyed)'' I’m not going to win with this, am I?

-->'''Pikachu''': Plus you could even teach it to Misty’s turtle troop. Just think of how happy she’d be if you taught Blastoise the move for her. She’s be so happy she’d probably forget you are all confused teenagers unsure of what you all are doing and give you a big kiss right there.
-->'''Narration''': Yeah, that would be a good idea! Thank you Pikachu, that would easily be one of his best days ever… [...] [[DelayedReaction He stopped the thought right there]] [[DeathGlare and glared up at his buddy]], who had an amused look on his face.
-->'''Pikachu''': It’s still a good idea, you can’t deny that.

-->'''Misty''': You know, when I imagined Iris being naked around me involving water, [[WaterfallShower I was expecting a waterfall]]. [[CallBack That was how it seemed to happen the other times.]]
-->'''Iris''': [[SarcasmBlind We did not see a waterfall, so I could not do that]]. [[InnocentFanserviceirl I could join you in a shower in Ash’s house if you really want.]]
-->'''Misty''': Please don’t.
-->'''Narration''': Ash’s mom probably had some strange ideas as it was, and she and Iris in the shower at the same time would probably not help.

-->"Gah, curse evolutionary advantages!"

-->'''Ash''': Pikachu, you did what!?
-->'''Pikachu''': She was so squishy…
-->'''Dexter''': Congratulations human, you will soon have an Igglybuff registered to your ownership.

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* Gligarman apparently contributed in breaking the "Golden Age of Crime" during the last war. It's much harder not to imagine him as the "Creator/AdamWest-Series/{{Batman}}" equivalent of the Resetverse now.

** The reason itself is pretty funny: As a result of a minor difference in the dark balls they didn't absorb clothes. Meaning Ash and co had to do the entire thing naked, which burned out their ability to feel shame.

* Despite the tension, Dexter's conversations with Paul's Pokédex and Cepu are full of this. Their reactions to [[spoiler:his plan to blow up New Island to kill Mewtwo]] is that [[AIIsACrapshoot he's gone completely insane.]]

[[folder: Mewtwo Strikes Back Part 1]]

** And after she accepts, she takes her leave saying that she has "[[ADateWithRosiePalms business to attend to.]]"