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** When Kyle is distracted reading another creator's tier list, he inexplicably finds himself drowning, only to ''then'' find that Cruppy has dragged ''him'' out to sea [[LaserGuidedKarma to be Thrasher food]].
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*** The experimental results show that being dragged behind a boat with a lasso ''does'' summon a hungry Great Thrasher. Cue this quote:
---->'''Kyle:''' You can say [[PunnyName Water got munched]].
*** Kyle then tries to justify that [[ExactWords he technically didn't kill Water]]; he just might have "provoked something" to do so.

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** Later, Kyle tries experimenting with lasso mechanics by dragging Water behind him in a boat to see if the Great Thrasher would get to her. He somehow gets struck by lightning while attempting this.

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** Later, LATER, Kyle tries experimenting with lasso mechanics by dragging Water behind him in a boat to see if the Great Thrasher would get to her. He The gods are... displeased, to say the least.
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somehow gets struck by lightning while attempting this.this.
*** This exchange in the in-game chat:
---->'''Sun God:''' Kyle, we are not happy with you actions.\\
'''[=KyleEff=]:''' Learn to spell\\
'''watermunch:''' HELP ME

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* Day 24: Kyle lending Cruppy a ''gun'' in exchange for a lasso.

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Kyle lending Cruppy a ''gun'' in exchange for a lasso.lasso.
** Later, Kyle tries experimenting with lasso mechanics by dragging Water behind him in a boat to see if the Great Thrasher would get to her. He somehow gets struck by lightning while attempting this.
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* Day 24: Kyle giving Cruppy a ''gun'' in exchange for a lasso.

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* Day 24: Kyle giving lending Cruppy a ''gun'' in exchange for a lasso.
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** Kyle giving Cruppy a ''gun'' in exchange for a lasso.

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** * Day 24: Kyle giving Cruppy a ''gun'' in exchange for a lasso.
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** The fact that Owen's VOD is titled "The terrible awful horrible run-in with a bug".
** While charting the borders of the accessible seas, Owen finds an old journal on "The Shipwreck" questline island where a former crew member wrote about fishing there for almost 70 years after the crash, with added responses from Kyle and Apo mocking him for spending those 70 years stranded instead of trying to get off the island. Owen's addition to the journal calls them out for being rude and says they'd learn something if they sat down and listened for once, then lists one time he "spoke to him about a lost treasure, and he said"... Cut to the next page, and the ''[[BaitAndSwitch rest]]'' of Owen's entry is him spamming "L"s about how the reader is gullible enough to think there was actually treasure there.

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** The fact that Owen's [=YouTube=] VOD is titled "The terrible awful horrible run-in with a bug".
** While charting the borders of the accessible seas, Owen finds an old journal on "The Shipwreck" questline island where a former crew member wrote about fishing there for almost 70 years after the crash, with added responses from Kyle and Apo mocking him for spending those 70 years stranded instead of trying to get off the island. Owen's addition to the journal calls them out for being rude and says they'd learn something if they sat down and listened for once, then lists one time he "spoke to him about a lost treasure, and he said"... Cut to the next page, and the ''[[BaitAndSwitch rest]]'' of Owen's entry is him spamming "L"s 'L's about how the reader is gullible enough to think there was actually treasure there.
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** Kyle giving Cruppy a ''gun'' in exchange for a lasso.

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* Day 25: Eloise's livestream is sponsored by [=WhatsApp=], whose services she analogizes as a MessageInABottle, except it only lands on one beach, and the person opening it can only read the message if they input an certain PIN code. She also explains its encryption service in that no seagulls will be able to steal the message like it does food.

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** When Bek goes AFK to feed her dog, Cruppy shows up to push her in-game avatar off a small ledge all the way to the fish stall, leaving Bek very confused upon her return.
--->'''Bek:''' Why am I here now?
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Eloise's livestream is sponsored by [=WhatsApp=], whose services she analogizes as a MessageInABottle, except it only lands on one beach, and the person opening it can only read the message if they input an certain PIN code. She also explains its encryption service in that no seagulls will be able to steal the message like it does food.
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** Scott explicitly vetoing a chatter's suggestion to name his fourth kangaroo 'Dickaroo'.
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*** Star then denies any involvement when ''four different people'', including stars brother (who's questionably involved with Sausage himself), climb up to see what's going on. This is in spite of [[ImplausibleDeniability the very clear and public in-game chat message]] announcing that "[[gold:Kestrel [=MythicalSausage=]]] was doomed to fall by [[blue:Nightingale acho]]".

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*** Star Acho then denies any involvement when ''four different people'', including stars brother (who's questionably involved with Sausage himself), climb up to see what's going on. This is in spite of [[ImplausibleDeniability the very clear and public in-game chat message]] announcing that "[[gold:Kestrel [=MythicalSausage=]]] was doomed to fall by [[blue:Nightingale acho]]".
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** Returning to the archipelago to collect his gold, Owen has [[SelfDeprecation this treasure quest-esque quip]] to make:
--->'''Owen:''' Some say a man went mad in these seas and buried his treasure after fighting a Mothman.
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** After Owen completes the titular "Terrible Beast" quest, he decides to bury his gold temporarily so he can scuttle back to the Isles to get a new boat (since scuttling takes all gold from one's inventory), and goes to mark the island on his atlas... only for the island where the fight took place to be ''littered'' with death markers on the atlas. Cue the chat messages that he's not going to have ''any'' trouble finding that island again.
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* Day 14:
** The fact that Owen's VOD is titled "The terrible awful horrible run-in with a bug".
** While charting the borders of the accessible seas, Owen finds an old journal on "The Shipwreck" questline island where a former crew member wrote about fishing there for almost 70 years after the crash, with added responses from Kyle and Apo mocking him for spending those 70 years stranded instead of trying to get off the island. Owen's addition to the journal calls them out for being rude and says they'd learn something if they sat down and listened for once, then lists one time he "spoke to him about a lost treasure, and he said"... Cut to the next page, and the ''[[BaitAndSwitch rest]]'' of Owen's entry is him spamming "L"s about how the reader is gullible enough to think there was actually treasure there.
** In response to a chat message asking about Owen's love language, cc!Owen replies that he can't answer that question "because this is a family-friendly stream".
** After finding two unmanned ships on a remote island, Owen, briefly stepping in as admin out-of-universe, calls upon the Sun God to delete the ships... then tries to fend off ''the Sun God'' with a sword to prevent them from deleting ''his'' ship as well in the process.
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* There's an old diary in a run-down house on the island for "The Shipwreck" treasure questline, explaining how the man who lived there moved there after the ship went down and spent 70 years fishing on the island. The ''rest'' of the diary is quickly filled with various server-members (Kyle, Apo, and Owen) mocking the old man for wasting his years fishing away, an entry from Graecie yelling at everyone else for mocking the old man and being all-around insensitive, a couple more entries (Martyn and Will) saying they didn't bother reading all that, and finally Sniff commenting that they're "a bit lost lol".

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* There's an old diary in a run-down house on the island for "The Shipwreck" treasure questline, explaining how the man who lived there moved there after the ship went down and spent 70 years fishing on the island. The ''rest'' of the diary is quickly filled with various server-members (Kyle, Apo, and Owen) Owen, the latter via BaitAndSwitch) mocking the old man for wasting his years fishing away, an entry from Graecie yelling at everyone else for mocking the old man and being all-around insensitive, a couple more entries (Martyn and Will) saying they didn't bother reading all that, and finally Sniff commenting that they're "a bit lost lol".
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* There's an old diary in a run-down house on the island for "The Shipwreck" treasure questline, explaining how the man who lived there was stranded, lost everything, and spent 70 years fishing on the island. The ''rest'' of the diary is filled with various server-members (Kyle, Apo, and Owen) mocking the old man for wasting his years fishing away, an entry from Graecie yelling at everyone else for mocking the old man and being all-around insensitive, a couple more entries (Martyn and Will) saying they didn't bother reading all that, and finally Sniff commenting that they're "a bit lost lol".

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* There's an old diary in a run-down house on the island for "The Shipwreck" treasure questline, explaining how the man who lived there was stranded, lost everything, moved there after the ship went down and spent 70 years fishing on the island. The ''rest'' of the diary is quickly filled with various server-members (Kyle, Apo, and Owen) mocking the old man for wasting his years fishing away, an entry from Graecie yelling at everyone else for mocking the old man and being all-around insensitive, a couple more entries (Martyn and Will) saying they didn't bother reading all that, and finally Sniff commenting that they're "a bit lost lol".
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** At every single mention of Owen's name in Gabriel's journals, Cleo and Eloise [[LemonyNarrator makes a comment about]] how this questionably romantic relationship has gone to the point of obsession.

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** At every single mention of Owen's name in Gabriel's journals, Cleo and Eloise [[LemonyNarrator makes a comment make comments about]] how this questionably romantic relationship has gone to the point of obsession.
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** Sausage plucking out various items from Oli's backpack [[FamilialChiding to remind him to lock it]].

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** At the end of his stream for the day, Sausage manages to get a date with Alison and spends a good chunk of it... ''dancing''. His chat, forced to play ThirdWheel to the entire ordeal, is split between cheering him on for actually having the charisma to pull this off or crying for BrainBleach.
--->'''[=Wassup_im_E=]:''' youre paying for all our therapy.

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** At the end of his stream for the day, Sausage manages to get a date with Alison and spends a good chunk of it... ''dancing''. ''dancing''.
*** Martyn somehow walks in on the start of the date and has to find the quickest excuse to leave to avoid being a ThirdWheel.
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His chat, who ''are'' forced to play ThirdWheel to the entire ordeal, is split between cheering him on for actually having the charisma to pull this off or crying for BrainBleach.
--->'''[=Wassup_im_E=]:''' ---->'''[=Wassup_im_E=]:''' youre paying for all our therapy.
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** At the end of his stream for the day, Sausage manages to get a date with Alison and spends a good chunk of it... ''dancing''. His chat, forced to play ThirdWheel to the entire ordeal, is split between cheering him on for actually having the charisma to pull this off or crying for BrainBleach.
--->'''[=Wassup_im_E=]:''' youre paying for all our therapy.
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** Sausage later marks Obelisk Island as 'Obelisk of [=DONUTs=]' on his atlas.
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** Sausage vehemently denying that he ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and claiming that's how he "channels his inner warrior".
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* Day 25: Eloise's livestream is sponsored by [=WhatsApp=], whose services she analogizes as a MessageInABottle, except it only lands on one beach, and the person opening it can only read the message if they input an certain PIN code. She also explains its encryption service in that no seagulls will be able to steal the message like it does food.

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** Finn seems to be under the impression that Bek is a large creature with scales and wings... then Sausage somehow makes the situation ''worse''. It's exacerbated by the fact that Bek is still awake enough to hear Sausage's half of the NewhartPhonecall ''and aro/ace''.
--->'''[=MythicalSausage=]:''' what do you think would happen if bekyamon were to breed with another sea creature?\\

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** The Bekyamon rumour mill via Finn the gardener NPC:
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Finn seems to be under the impression that Bek is a large creature with scales and wings... then Sausage somehow makes the situation ''worse''. It's exacerbated by the fact that Bek is still awake enough to hear Sausage's half of the NewhartPhonecall ''and aro/ace''.
--->'''[=MythicalSausage=]:''' ---->'''[=MythicalSausage=]:''' what do you think would happen if bekyamon were to breed with another sea creature?\\



** After more discussion, Kyle, Sausage, and Water try to convince Bek to "transform into her true form"... only for her to relog wearing a WesternAnimation/PeppaPig skin and have her IGN changed to 'Peppayamon'.
** Cleo then tries to set the record straight, telling Finn that Bek is just a regular human with one eye... [[BaitAndSwitch then]] adds that "[[{{Cyclops}} the eye is in the middle of their forehead]]" and that they have "seven pointed teeth".

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** *** After more discussion, Kyle, Sausage, and Water try to convince Bek to "transform into her true form"... only for her to relog wearing a WesternAnimation/PeppaPig skin and have her IGN changed to 'Peppayamon'.
** *** Cleo then tries to set the record straight, telling Finn that Bek is just a regular human with one eye... [[BaitAndSwitch then]] adds that "[[{{Cyclops}} the eye is in the middle of their forehead]]" and that they have "seven pointed teeth".teeth".
*** About two hours later, the rumour mill has evolved to the point that Bek's one eye can now allegedly "see into the supernatural realm and perceive hidden truths" to gain "wisdom and understanding". By this point, Sausage's chat has dubbed this phenomenon "a Finn-fiction".
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* Every time a time a creator-character makes an innuendo, sometimes even when ''not flirting with anyone'' (while the viewers collectively take psychic damage).

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* Every time a time a creator-character makes an innuendo, sometimes even when ''not flirting with anyone'' (while the viewers collectively take psychic damage). [[JustForFun/DrinkingGame Take two shots]] if it's on Sausage's stream (if you don't value your liver).
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** Cleo then tries to set the record straight, telling Finn that Bek is just a regular human with one eye... [[BaitAndSwitch then]] adds that "[[{{Cyclops}} the eye is in the middle of their forehead]]".

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** Cleo then tries to set the record straight, telling Finn that Bek is just a regular human with one eye... [[BaitAndSwitch then]] adds that "[[{{Cyclops}} the eye is in the middle of their forehead]]".forehead]]" and that they have "seven pointed teeth".
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:::: After more discussion, Kyle, Sausage, and Water try to convince Bek to "transform into her true form"... only for her to relog wearing a WesternAnimation/PeppaPig skin and have her IGN changed to 'Peppayamon'.

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:::: ** After more discussion, Kyle, Sausage, and Water try to convince Bek to "transform into her true form"... only for her to relog wearing a WesternAnimation/PeppaPig skin and have her IGN changed to 'Peppayamon'.
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** Cleo then tries to set the record straight, telling Finn that Bek is just a regular human with one eye... [[BaitAndSwitch then]] adds that "[[{{Cyclops}} the eye is in the middle of their forehead]]".
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:::: After more discussion, Kyle, Sausage, and Water try to convince Bek to "transform into her true form"... only for her to relog wearing a WesternAnimation/PeppaPig skin and have her IGN changed to 'Peppayamon'.
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** Finn seems to be under the impression that Bek is a large creature with scales and wings... then Sausage somehow makes the situation ''worse''. It's exacerbated by the fact that Bek is still awake enough to hear Sausage's half of the NewhartPhonecall ''and aro/ace''.
--->'''[=MythicalSausage=]:''' what do you think would happen if bekyamon were to breed with another sea creature?\\
'''Finn:''' Ah, that's a curious thought. It's hard to say what would come of such a union. Nature has its mysteries!\\
'''bekyamon:''' um\\
'''watermunch:''' huh!?\\
'''[=MythicalSausage=]:''' ''(dying of laughter in reality)'' oh finn....you are wise!\\
'''Finn:''' Thank you kindly, but I'm just a simple craftsman with a fondness for old tales.

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