History Funny / Pinocchio

* There are a few, probably unintentional examples that perhaps slip into BlackComedy:
** There's the scene where Stromboli finds and bites a piece of metal among his gold coins, goes into [[{{Angrish}} a rant in faux-Italian]]... then suddenly calms down: "For you, Pinocchio."
** Lampwick's transformation into a donkey was [[NightmareFuel scary]], but it could also be funny. Highlights include:
*** The way he says, "What the...?" is at least snicker-worthy.
*** At the first step of the transformation, Pinocchio takes one look of shock at him, [[NoMoreForMe and casts off his drink]]. Then at the second step, he tosses away his cigar, too, thinking that indulging in those things were what was turning him into a donkey (or possibly causing him to hallucinate).
*** When Lampwick's transformation kicks into over-drive, his first reaction was "I've been double-crossed! I've been framed!" as if he'd correctly deduced that someone else was turning him into a donkey. Like you'd really think that way in that situation.
** Before he starts to notice he's turning into a donkey, Lampwick says, "What's he think I look like? A jackass?", to which Pinocchio replies, "[[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder You sure do!]]"
** Even the Coachman's infamous "...as BOYS!" line is pretty funny to watch when one is older, particularly when you realize his [[NightmareFace nightmarish]] SlasherSmile makes him look vaguely similar to [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Wario]], who is [[GoldfishPoopGang not nearly as evil]] [[ButtMonkey or terrifying]]. (Which is ironic when you consider that Wario's character took more direct influence from Stromboli).
** Just before that, when Honest John hears about Pleasure Island, he leaps back in surprise, knocking Gideon to the floor. There is an offscreen ''thump!'' before Honest John continues talking again.

*** At the first step of the transformation, Pinocchio takes one look of shock at him, [[NoMoreForMe and casts off his drink]]. Then at the second step, he tosses away his cigar, too, thinking that indulging in those things were what was turning him into a donkey (or possibly causing Pinocchio to hallucinate).

** There's the scene where Stromboli finds and bites a piece of metal among his gold coins, goes into [[{{Angrish}} a rant of gibberish]]... then suddenly calms down: "For you, Pinocchio."

-->'''Jiminy:''' You've buttered your bread. Now ''sleep'' in it!

'''Geppetto:''' Oh, you did... Oh! You are talking!\\

'''Geppetto:''' No! No. no, no!\\

'''Geppetto:''' No, no, you can't! I'm dreaming in my sleep! Oh, wake me up! Wake me up! (pours a pitcher of water over his head) Now we see who's dreaming. Go on, say something.\\

*** At the first step of the transformation, Pinocchio takes one look of shock at him, [[NoMoreForMe and casts off his drink]]. Then at the second step, he tosses away his cigar, too, thinking that indulging in those things were what was turning him into a donkey.

'''Honest John''': "GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"

-->'''Jiminy:''' What is your name?\\

* The end of "Give A Little Whistle", where the door in the clock closes without Jiminy noticing as he is walking towards it, causing him to walk smack into it.

** Later on, Pinocchio tries to imitate the Russian dancer puppets, until he gets tangled in their strings. Even though they're lifeless, they look like they're all glaring at him as if to say, "Nice going, stupid!".
-->'''Pinocchio:''' There are no strings on me! ''[covers his mouth]''

** And just when he thinks that the show is over after he does his bit, Pinocchio is startled by these backdrops dropping behind him. Not only that, but he is quite confused when these inanimate female puppets start FLIRTING with him. He apparently was not told about this before the show.

** Also, during Lampwick's [[NightmareFuel not-so-funny]] transformation sequence, the way he says "What the...?" is at least snicker-worthy.
*** At the first step of the transformation, Pinocchio takes one look of shock at him, [[NoMoreForMe and casts off his drink]]. Then at the second step, he tosses away his cigar, too, thinking that indulging in those things were what was turning him in a donkey.

** "What's he think I look like? A jackass?"
*** "[[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder You sure do!]]"
** The transformation as a whole can be this to a few.

-->'''Geppetto:''' Say hello to Figaro.

-->'''Geppetto:''' Oops! Oh-ho-ho! Up to mischief already!

-->'''Geppetto:''' You see what happens?

-->'''Geppetto:''' ''[playing Pinocchio's voice]'' Boo!

-->'''Geppetto:''' *rather calmly and curiously* I wonder what the time is...

** The annoying clock scene in and of itself. Jiminy is unable to fall asleep amidst all the snoring everyone is making and from all the ticking clocks. He finally loses his cool and yells "[[BigShutUp QUIET!!]]", and the clocks ''immediately stop ticking.''
-->'''Jiminy:''' After all, enough's enough.
* "As I live and breathe! A fairy! Mm-mm!"

* [[DoubleTake "Who's there?" "It's me." "Oh, it's me...wh-HUH?!?"]]

* Pinocchio's finger on fire.

* "Why do I have to go to school?" "To... [[BuffySpeak y'know, learn things. Get smart.]]"

* [[DoubleTake "A little wooden boy. Now -- a wooden boy?!"]]

* Gideon the cat attempting to hit Pinocchio with a mallet, only to be stopped by Honest John:

'''Jiminy:''' ''[surprised]'' Honest John??
* "GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"

** Later on, Pinocchio tries to imitate the Russian dancer puppets, until he gets tangled in their strings. Even though they're lifeless, they look like they're all glaring at him as if to say "Nice going, stupid!".

* [[TakeThat "What's an actor want with a conscience anyway?"]]

** "[[BigShutUp QUIET! SHUT-A UP!]] Before I knock-a you silly!"
** Also hilarious in this note is when Stromboli shakes that big, fat [[PrecisionFStrike ass]] of his at Pinocchio when he goes and says "Constantinopolee!", shaking his big fat ass while his face turns to the viewers.

** "[[BlatantLies I didn't get away! They chopped me up into firewood!]]"

* Monstro roused from his short slumber is baffled as to why he's smelling smoke, yet unable to find the source, before recoiling and realizing ''its coming from inside him.''

* What was the TearJerker moment of the movie reverses itself when the now-real Pinocchio asks Geppetto why he's crying, who answers with [[NotNowWereTooBusyCryingOverYou "Because you're dead, Pinocchio. Now lie down."]]

*** At the first step of the transformation, Pinocchio takes one look of shock at him, [[NoMoreForMe and casts off his drink]]. Then at the second step, he tosses away his cigar, too, thinking that indulging in those things was what was turning him in a donkey.

*** At the first step of the transformation, Pinocchio takes one look at him, [[NoMoreForMe and casts off his drink]]. Then at the second step, he tosses away his cigar, too.

** Even the Coachman's infamous "...as BOYS!" line is pretty funny to watch when one is older, particularly when you realize his [[NightmareFace nightmarish]] SlasherSmile makes him look vaguely similar to [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Wario]], who is [[GoldfishPoopGang not nearly as evil]] [[ButtMonkey or terrifying]].

** Also, during Lampwick's [[NightmareFuel not-so-funny]] [[spoiler:transformation]] sequence, the way he says "What the...?" is at least snicker-worthy.
*** At the [[spoiler:first step of the transformation]], Pinocchio takes one look at him, [[NoMoreForMe and casts off his drink]]. Then at the [[spoiler:second step]], he tosses away his cigar, too.
*** When Lampwick's [[spoiler:transformation]] kicks into over-drive, his first reaction was "I've been double-crossed! I've been framed!" as if he'd correctly deduced that someone else was turning him into a donkey. Like you'd really think that way in that situation.

* What was the TearJerker moment of the movie reverses itself when the [[spoiler:now-real]] Pinocchio asks Geppetto why he's crying, who answers with [[spoiler:[[NotNowWereTooBusyCryingOverYou "Because you're dead, Pinocchio. Now lie down."]]]]