History Funny / Persona4EnduranceRun

[[folder: General]]

-->'''Jeff:''' "Chie's the kind of girl you go out drinking with and SHE gets in a fight."
-->'''Jeff:''' "Alright, if we're going to be hanging out with Chie we need a sedative and some royal jelly."

--> "You're talking about sex, right?!"
--> "That is NOT appropriate."
--> "Because the Dutch are cheap."
--> "It's called a Prince Albert."
--> "Yeah take him from behind!"
--> "Nothing stops the money train!"
--> "Do you guys need some dog poison?"

--> "Pull over, we're gonna bury these dead bitches right here outside of town."

--> "I like Bad Alucard Cosplay."
--> "A monkey reading a book? PERFECT!"

* A running gag is when Charlie comes home, Vinny has him run over to Nanako and brag about his day and what he did while Nanako was at home. [[spoiler: Later replaced with Charlie acting depressed, once Nanako's hospitalized]].
-->"I just had the biggest steak, too bad your dad isn't around to hear about it."
-->"I made out."

[[folder: Parts 1-20]]

-->'''Jeff:''' "YOU ARE TIRED FROM THE LONG TRIP! IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU WENT TO BED ''EARLY TODAY!''"

-->"You just wanna get laid! Take those pins off your jacket, they signify your desirability to become impregnated by da transfer student."

-->'''Chie:''' "Is [the dead body] the incident they were talking about?"
-->'''Jeff:''' [[SarcasmMode "No, there was another incident."]]

-->'''Principal:''' "If they ask for your cooperation--"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Don't tell 'em a damn thing! Stop snitching!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Bitches don't snitch!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Snitches get stitches!"

-->'''Vinny as Nanako:''' "Can we go to Junes?"\\
'''Jeff as Dojima:''' "SHUT UP!"\\
'''Nanako:''' "This isn't the police station."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Yeah, ''pig''! You don't have your cop friends here with you, ''cop''!"

-->'''P4:''' ''>You had a dream that you and Chie were wearing [[MaskedLuchador luchador]] masks and wrestling...''\\

'''Jeff:''' "Man, this game knows me a little too well."\\

'''Jeff:''' "Yeeeah."\\

'''Jeff:''' "Effin' a it has, dude."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Ohh, why this isn't a cutscene."\\
'''Jeff:''' "God, I'm gonna sup... I'm gonna suplex that Chie."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Hopefully she had the same dream."

-->'''Jeff:''' "And, uh, there you go, the end of our Persona 4 Endurance Run. We've reached the end of the game, because it can't get any better than this."\\
'''Vinny:''' "I just want Funky Student to stick his head in and be like..."\\
'''Jeff & Vinny:''' "DAAAAAAAAAAMN!"

-->'''Vinny:''' "That baby is pretty creepy."\\

'''Jeff:''' "AHHHHHSECRETBAMBINO!"

-->'''P4:''' 'Turning the dial took some time.'\\

'''Vinny:''' "What."\\
'''Jeff:''' "What."\\
'''Vinny:''' "What."\\
'''Jeff:''' "What."

-->'''Vinny:''' "We're so close to making out! Yukiko's not gonna give it up!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Dude, she'll ''die''!"

[[folder: Parts 21-40]]

--> "How come Young Detective comes over for dinner and then sleeps in Mommy's bed?"

-->'''Jeff:''' "[[DoubleEntendre Now let me tell you about one part of me.]]"

-->'''Yukiko:''' "Oh, did I level-up?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Shut up."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Charlie, listen to me. Kill the kid, torch the house, we gotta get outta here. Alright, alright, I'm gonna tell you some stuff that's gonna seem really heavy, you need to not react 'cause the kid's there, alright?"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Hey mysterious fox."\\

'''Jeff:''' "You know, these are not the questions I'm asking about mysterious fox."

-->'''Dojima:''' "I can't tell if you're playing dumb, or if you really are that dense."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Aw man. I don't like living here anymore."

-->'''Ryan:''' "This game is teaching you all sorts of F-ed up stuff."

-->'''Ryan:''' "Is this, like, a girl that you have feelings for?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "I don't - no."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Well - What do you - What are you trying?"\\
'''Ryan:''' "Jeff, I'm talking to you personally, Jeff, not the character."\\
'''Jeff:''' "...yes."

-->'''Jeff as Yumi:''' "Will you be my new daddy?"

-->'''Eri:''' "You seem so mature."\\
'''Ryan:''' "Yes. ''Yes. Yes. Yes.'' ...Yes I am!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "I saw a movie like this once."

-->'''Dojima:''' "Still up to the same old tricks...?"\\

-->'''Jeff:''' "Hey Vinny?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Yeah?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Get bent!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "WHOA! You're one scary dude! Are you in a biker gang?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Well you know, they're two words that sound funny together, so I might join one."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Give me the controller!"

-->'''Kanji:''' "I'm taking you all down! I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!"\\
'''Jeff as Kanji:''' "FOX, GET THE HELL OUT HERE!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Oh DUDE!"
-->'''Jeff as the fox:''' "You guys seen Kanji around? We're bros. Me, him, and Funky Student are starting a jazz trio."

-->'''Vinny:''' [[SarcasmMode "I bet if]] ''[[SarcasmMode this]]'' [[SarcasmMode goes poorly, we'll do really well!"]]\\
'''Jeff:''' "Death, you say? Roll the dice my man!"

-->"We got kicked out of the Bad, Bad Bathhouse for bad, bad behavior."

-->'''Jeff:''' "If you were a bathhouse mid-boss, what would you use to attack?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Charm. Money."

-->'''Vinny:''' "You found out ''all'' about Mr. Morooka."\\
'''Vinny as Dojima:''' "Charlie! You ''readin' off'' up there?!"\\

-->'''Vinny:''' "Eloquent. ''Hellooo Yukiko. Hellooo Chie.''"

-->'''Morooka:''' "Should we halt the class and take a nap, huh? Shape up, losers! Where's your dignity?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Hey, wake up [Jeff]! You fell asleep yesterday, apparently!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Ah! Where's my dignity?"

-->"Archangel demands it!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "I feel like I understand you a bit more. I'm just not sure that I ''want'' to."

[[folder: Parts 41-60]]

-->'''Vinny:''' "We're spending a lot of time with this kid."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Well, she needs it!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Yeah, but now she's mouthing off to her dad."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Good! ''He'' needs it!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "He's either the world's worst dentist or the world's best blacksmith. There's really no difference."

--->'''Vinny:''' "Dad, put your pants on!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "I'M WEARING MY OWL HEAD!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Dude, this game is long, we're still only using the light spells."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Shhhhhh"\\
'''Jeff:''' "What...WHAT ARE WE DOING?!"

-->'''Yosuke:''' "We're not gonna? What a waste..."\\
'''Jeff:''' "[[NoYou YOU'RE A WASTE!]]"

-->'''Jeff:''' "If you were an Egotistical King, what would you be weak against?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Uh, gold dust. Do we have any more of that?"

-->"Use the fucking ball, go up the fucking stairs!"

-->'''Nanako:''' "Why do people die?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Well when people are hit by [[PlayingWithFire fire spells]], and [[ShockAndAwe lightning spells]], and they throw everything at you..."

-->'''Teddie:''' "It's not strong at all, I'm sure you can win!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Teddie have you been ''watching'' this game?!"

-->"... I'm looking at a nude me here, guys. I'm really into it. I don't... really have time to talk right now."

-->"I just came to party! I'm not so tough, I know they call me Tough Guy, but you know, it's like calling a bald guy 'Curly'! It's Nice Guy you gotta watch out for, he's a dick."

-->'''Kanji:''' "So someone's killing people with a TV? What, is he beating them to death?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "You've figured it out."\\
'''Dave:''' "You ''are'' a detective!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "We're done. Game over. Roll the credits."

-->"There are many things that scare me about this man."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Yeah I'm the doctor, everybody get naked."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Dojima will take a hit for you during battle! Wait..."

-->'''Chie:''' "The way we supposedly develop that love is by picking up trash off the mountain."\\
'''Vinny:''' "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow You mean like hookers?]]"\\
'''Jeff:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Let's go out and pick up some 'mountain trash' this weekend, OWW!]]"

-->'''Jeff:''' "We'll stop the bullies together, it's you and me against this crazy world, RUN AWAY WITH ME!"

-->'''Vinny as Dojima:''' Did you just eat that frozen banana? That was a severed penis from the crime lab."

-->"Nanako shot the rubberband into her mouth, choked, and died. Push X to cut up the body before Dojima gets home."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Yosuke sucks all the way. He messes up everything."\\

'''Jeff:''' "OH YOSUKE, YOU'RE AWESOME!"

-->'''Chie:''' "Aren't they the worst, Kanji-kun?"\\
'''Jeff as Kanji:''' "The cold water makes their nipples hard- Uh, what were you saying?"

-->'''Vinny:''' I thought fighting monsters was hard, but try talking to high school girls."\\
'''Ryan, in the background:''' "TELL ME ABOUT IT!"

-->'''Jeff:''' We're gonna kill her before she can get kidnapped.\\

-->"...You're off the team."

-->"You guys keep the lady busy, I'm gonna shoplift some Value Medicines."

-->'''Vinny:''' "I just got paid 69,000 to hang out with Yosuke. What a bust, YOSUKE'S OFF THE TEAM!"

-->'''Vinny:''' "I don't like where this is going, but I like where this is going."
-->'''Vinny:''' "I want...to do that...job...again..."

[[folder: Parts 61-80]]

-->'''Jeff:''' "Why would an animal wear a luchador mask?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "That's just ridiculous."

-->'''Vinny:''' ''(after noticing Queen Mab would have Enervation and Balzac)'' "Do you wanna enervate your Balzac?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Well, I mean - I - yeah...I usually take care of that on the weekends."

-->'''Jeff:''' "It's like Mr. Snuffleupagus, but gone ''horribly'' wrong."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Through the [[BuffySpeak fly-teleportation-thing]]."\\
'''Jeff:''' "An elephant got in the teleporter?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "It's a coconut... with hair, it's... I don't like this one bit."\\
'''Vinny:''' "It looks like my uncle. I wanna summon that thing."\\
'''Jeff:''' "How did ''that thing'' emerge from the sea of my soul? That's what I wanna know."\\
'''Vinny:''' "You've been eating too many Cheetos."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Or ''not enough'' Cheetos."

-->"Thanks for getting me out! Yay-ay! I heard there'd be strippers! Have you seen my cousin Funky Student?"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Why is he humping?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "He's in heat. Get it? ZING!"\\

-->'''Vinny:''' "This is what happened the last time I went to a strip club, this is why I don't go."

-->'''Rise:''' "You're..."\\
'''Chie:''' "No! Don't say it!"\\

'''Rise:''' "You're... not me!"\\

-->'''Vinny:''' "If you look closely, you can see little dudes running across it."

-->"Hey Kanji, nice of you to join us!"

--->'''Jeff:''' "No! What'd you- oh my God, dude! Come on!"

--> '''Vinny as Dojima:''' "Let'sh all go to Junesh. I'll get my shpecial brick key."
--> '''Vinny as Dojima:''' "Get your friend Kanji; we're gonna go beat up shome punksh. Nanako, you drive."

-->'''Vinny:''' "Aw, he wasn't all bad!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "...No, he was all bad."\\
'''Vinny:''' "[[WildMassGuessing He had a dog at home]], like [[MoralityPet his one friend]], and [[CrazyCatLady cats]]..."

-->'''Igor:''' "Now your jouney will son reach its climax."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Oh, is it one of these dreams?"

-->'''Vinny:''' "Hey, I heard there's a new teacher in class today!"\\
'''Drew:''' "Whhoooaahh!"

-->'''Vinny:''' "You dreamed about wrestling Dojima in a luchador mask."\\
'''Jeff:''' "And you woke up, and it was actually happening."

-->'''Takeshi:''' "Were you this anal before?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "No, that's just a recent thing."

-->'''Fox:''' "Yo [Funky Student], Charlie's getting a little too big for his britches. Thinks he can go into business by ''himself!''"

-->'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "DOJIMA! WAKE UP! I just learned what you're talking about with your dead wife!"

-->'''Vinny as Hisano:''' "You look like my grandson. Let's get it on! Have you met Igor? He gave me this pearl necklace."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Eugh."

-->'''Vinny:''' "EWW!"

-->'''Yosuke:''' "That's my true strength!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Thanks for holding out on us!"

-->'''Vinny:''' "I think we've gotten Legion before."\\
'''Jeff:''' "No, you're thinking of a ''lesion'', and you should really get that looked at."

-->'''Vinny:''' "[This path] looks long and dark. [The other path] looks [[BuffySpeak turny]]."\\

'''Jeff (deadpan):''' "What logic did you use to decide your path, here?"

'''Kanji:''' "Wha- hey! Hey! Aww..."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Hey, your model ''sucks!'' You're right to be despondent! [[MoodWhiplash All right, later.]]"

-->'''Jeff narrating:''' "You ravaged Yukiko in the vegetable section."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Yosuke's gonna be pissed."\\
'''Jeff as Yosuke:''' "DUDE!"

[[folder: Parts 81-100]]

-->'''Jeff:''' "You made Kanji sad. Kanji's got it hard enough."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Kanji needs to learn about disappointment."

*** Vinny will later go on to repeat this same mistake during [[spoiler: the TrueFinalBoss]].

--> "Guys I don't really like the strip club, they're just too pushy."

-->'''Vinny:''' "I can't believe we're giving up [Gdon], and keeping Ghoul."

-->"Funky Student! Hook a brother up!"

-->'''Vinny:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjcRQr-EzN4 "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!"]]

-->'''Yukiko:''' "Did I level up?"\\

--->'''Vinny:''' "What happened to the part where someone would take a mortal blow for you?"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Yes! Yes! ''Yeeeees!''"\\
'''Vinny narrating:''' "Do you want to get punched in the kidney by Dojima?"

--> "Hey Big Bro! Is your understanding high enough to understand that I'm tore up?"

--->'''Vinny:''' "(laughs)"\\
'''Jeff:''' "''Whoa, bitch.'' This got a little intense, a little fast. I was just trying to have good times, hanging out in the TV, do whatever, and then you brought this whole heavy trip on it that's not really what I'm looking for, so..."

--> '''Chie:''' "From me to you."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Um...Herpes! A gift that keeps on giving."

--->'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "YOUR BREASTS ARE WARM!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "So your Social Link drained to zero."\\
'''Vinny as Chie:''' "Uhh...Charlie? Is there something in your pocket?"\\
'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "I LOVE YOU!"

--->'''Ryan:''' "Were there awkward boners?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "I think so, cause she wasn't moving."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Uh..."\\
'''Ryan:''' "I meant in the game, Jeff."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Oh...then no."

-->'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "Everybody listen. Chie and I are going out. I don't want it to be a thing."\\
'''Vinny as Kanji:''' "All right. What are you doing later, Teddie?"

-->'''Ryan:''' "Are you guys seriously having a hard time confusing babies?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Confusing babies is hard, Ryan."\\

'''Jeff:''' "The babies can Mind Slice."\\
'''Ryan:''' "Well, fuck that."

-->'''Rise:''' "Shouldn't someone heal Yukiko-senpai?"\\

'''Yukiko:''' "I leveled up!"\\

-->'''Jeff:''' "I'm not sure which one has the weirder eyes."\\
'''Vinny:''' "So if he really is a jerk, does that mean his shadow will be nice?"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Oh great, the child star's flipping out again."\\
'''Vinny:''' "This is all falling apart!"

-->'''Vinny:''' "Pull it together, the man with the fish is going to see us."

-->'''Adachi:''' "You don't like sushi, Nanako-chan?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "[[CallBack She wants an omelette.]]"\\
'''Jeff:''' "She wants a beer."

-->'''Vinny as Hisano:''' "[My husband] is over there in the water, dead."\\
'''Jeff as Hisano:''' "I put him there!"

-->'''Rise:''' (disappointed) "We let them decide and THIS is what we get?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Yeah, sorry, Rise. We're not gonna run a train on you. Whore."

-->'''Shadows:''' "Hey we're here to help you with your homework, Nanako!"\\
'''Kanji:''' "I just came 'cause I thought you'd have booze."

-->'''Yosuke:''' "I want you to hit me!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "HELL YEAH!"\\
'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "You want me to use my wooden bat or just my knuckles?"

-->'''Jeff:''' So let me get this straight: your Persona's name is Susan?

-->'''Jeff:''' "[[HereWeGoAgain Aw]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck crap]]''!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "A baby in a strip club is always weird."

-->'''Vinny as Kanji:''' "Hey, uh, maybe you should keep going."

-->'''Jeff:''' "What do we need for [Yumi]?"\\
'''Vinny:''' "[[TakeThat Earplugs.]] Hoooo!"

-->'''Naoto:''' "Are you a pack of imbeciles?!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Absolutely."\\
'''Vinny:''' "You got it. You ''are'' a detective!"

-->"[[ToiletHumor Sorry, guys! I was pooing in the suit!]]"

-->'''Announcer:''' "Amazingly, the Detective Prince has solved a whopping 24 cases. 16 of them were-"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Committed by the Hamburglar."

[[folder: Parts 101-120]]

-->"[[SimpletonVoice Uhh... uhhhhhh.... uhhhhhh...]]"

-->'''Vinny:''' "Today's respect for old people day. You have the day off from school, to push old people around. Respect."

--> "Now we can create '[[http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Scathach Scat Hatch]]?!' WHAT?!"

-->'''"Noooooooo!"'''

-->'''Vinny:''' "Girl never read NancyDrew?"

-->'''Jeff as Adachi:''' "HEY! WELCOME BACK, BIG BRO!"

-->"What if I shoot Charlie, then will you pay attention to me? You're not real, I can cut you in half and you'll still live!"

--> '''Brad:''' "Don't admit fault."

-->'''Vinny:''' "I can't wait for this to end in tears."\\
'''Jeff:''' "No, this is the Rank 10, that means it ''doesn't!'' It'll end in tears in Nanako's next one, where [[SnapBack all of this will be completely forgotten]]."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Very. Elaborate."

-->'''Sayoko:''' "Do you think you're some kind of counselor now?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Dude, have you been ''watching'' the last sixty hours?"

-->'''Sayoko:''' "He was just a little child. He always said he wanted to go to school... But it looks like he'll never get that chance."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Yeah I guess it's ''looking'' that way. Looks like he'll never get that chance, I dunno, we'll see."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Things could turn around!"

-->'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "Is that guy still naked, cooking spaghetti? He totally is!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Teddie has eight stomachs."\\
'''Vinny:''' "Teddie is pregnant. Isn't that weird?"

-->'''Principal:''' "What sort of collection [do I have] you may ask? ... Tanks."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Great. We have an affinity for ''kicking'' tanks."

-->'''Jeff:''' "He's a tank-loving wizard."\\
'''Vinny:''' "He needs to stop hanging out in front of the girls' bathroom."

-->'''Vinny as Rise:''' "SENPAI YOUR KEYS ARE POKING ME!"\\
'''Jeff as Charlie:''' "Those aren't my keys..."

-->'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "I gotta help because you're a stupid girl!"\\
'''Jeff as Charlie:''' "LET'S GO HOME TOGETHER."

--> "''(Yukiko Amagi)'' Eh, you lose. ''(Chie Satonaka)'' Winner. ''(Rise Kujikawa)'' Lose. ''(Naoto Shirogane)'' ... Creepy. ''(Hanako Ohtani)'' I don't know who you are."

-->'''Vinny:''' "Damn you Chie!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "[[ToTheBatNoun To the roof!]]"

-->'''Teddie:''' "Ms. Naoto, where are you ticklish?"\\
'''Vinny as Naoto:''' "Get bent."

-->'''Jeff:''' "This is gonna get real hot real soon..."

-->'''Ryan:''' "Someone answer the phone."

-->'''Kashiwagi:''' "All right boys, I'm all yours. And not a word about this to anyone!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "FUCKING AWESOME!"

-->'''Vinny as Kanji:''' "Hey who wants watermelo- Oh God."

-->'''Nanako:''' "I went shopping today, so the fridge is full of food!"\\
'''Vinny as Nanako:''' "Also I felt really sick, so I had to poop in the corner."\\

-->"I LOVE THIS. THIS MAKES ME FEEL... ALIVE."

-->'''Vinny as Dojima:''' "I just shot your friend Kanji. Wanna talk ''now?'' Here's your phone, it's Chie."\\
'''Vinny as Chie:''' "Charlie? I'm scared! Help!"

-->'''Naoto:''' "Remember what Nanako said at the hot springs?"\\
'''Vinny as Nanako:''' "Don't touch me there!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "I ''do'' remember that."

-->'''Vinny:''' "Hey Kanji-"\\
'''Vinny as Kanji (dejected):''' "Yeah I know, wait out here..."

[[folder: Parts 121-140]]

-->'''Vinny as Charlie:''' Yes! Now I can watch ''my'' shows! ''Law and Order'' marathon!"

-->'''Vinny as Rise:''' "Good luck. [[StealthInsult You'll need it!]]"\\
'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "What?"\\
'''Vinny as Rise:''' "Nothing."\\

-->'''Vinny:''' "Mother Harlot."\\
'''Jeff:''' "What did you call me?"

-->"I deliver ''pain'' to our enemies! My Persona is the Noid!"

-->'''Jeff as Charlie:''' "Hey nurse, you wanna see my [[UnusualEuphemism snake lady]]?"\\
'''Vinny as Nanako:''' "I can hear you, Big Bro!"\\
'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "I wanna go home."

-->"Do you want to see the bad ending? Do you not want to maybe see the bad ending?"

-->"Oh, were you related?"

** '''Jeff:''' "If you're trying to S-Link with a lot of people at once, nothing... quite does it like... a kiddy pool."

-->'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "Hey Nanako! Guess what came- [[MadeMyselfSad oh...]]"

** They keep joking about the possibility of Nanako dying [[spoiler: (which she does in the next video)]], and the player will have to kill her to stop the fog, tapping the circle button to smother her.

-->'''Vinny:''' "I heard, if you say Adachi's name in the fog three times-"\\
'''Jeff:''' "He shows up and tells you something he's not supposed to say!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "YEEEAH!!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "[[RunningGag The Meat Dimension!]]"
** They joke that Kanji suggests simply killing Namatame to make things easier. [[spoiler: Then later this suggestion comes up in the game for real, and it's ''not'' played for laughs.]]

-->'''Vinny:''' "[[CallBack Let's head to the lamp section!]]"\\
'''Jeff:''' "[[Film/{{Anchorman}} She loves lamp.]]"
** They even manage to find some humor when [[spoiler: Nanako dies]], from shifting the blame between Vinny and Teddie, to making Batman noises, even this:
-->'''Dojima:''' "How's [[spoiler: Nanako]]?!"\\

'''Jeff:''' "[[BlatantLies ...GOOD.]]"
** Jeff has to guide Vinny through the dialogue options to avoid [[spoiler: the bad ending]].
-->'''Yosuke:''' "Are you even getting at something here, or are you just stalling?!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "[[SincerityMode I'm just stalling.]]"

** They joke about how Teddie can [[spoiler: revive Nanako]]: He opens his mouth and either fog or bees pour out.
** The scene with [[spoiler: the doctor announcing Nanako's recovery]] is funny too.

-->'''Yosuke:''' "Whatever happened to that?"\\
'''Vinny as Charlie:''' "Ran out of TP, man!"\\
'''Jeff as Charlie:''' "No one was around to buy more."

** Jeff [[spoiler: guesses that Adachi is actually the killer, since he's the only principal character who knows where Charlie lives and doesn't have a Social Link with him]]. Vinny's take on it:
-->'''Vinny:''' "What you're telling me, is that [[spoiler: Young Detective needed to get Nanako out of the picture so that he could confess his true feelings to Dojima.]]"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Well it's not like he ran around with a knife..."

-->'''Jeff:''' "It's Chie, she did it all for the steak!"
** Vinny worries about the idea of telling the others that [[spoiler: Adachi]] is the killer.
-->'''Vinny:''' "If I say this, then I'm afraid Kanji is just gonna run straight out and kill him..."

-->'''Igor:''' Hmm... It seems the words in your memory weren't the only things you summoned here.\\

-->'''Vinny:''' "Really, all we gotta do is make poop and pee jokes and we go up?"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Yep. Stand in front of the TV and shout, '[[spoiler: Adachi]]', stand in the television world and shout, 'poo-poo-pee-pee'..." This is how you find the truth, this is where the truth comes from!"

[[folder: Parts 141-155]]

-->'''Vinny:''' "I wonder what 'magatsu' means."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Party."

-->'''Vinny:''' "Stupid kid!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "No wonder you're [[spoiler: in the hospital]]! You have stupid-itis!"

-->'''Jeff (completely deadpan):''' "And I'll form the head..."

-->'''Vinny:''' "BYE, BLACK FROST! I LOVE YOU!"\\
'''Jeff as Black Frost:''' "You guys are hoes! Hoooooooes!"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Put my video camera down...Stop filming yourself messing with my desk!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Are we going to put this picture-in-picture?"

-->'''Jeff:''' "Unthinkable Metal!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "Ahh, I just thought about it."

-->'''Vinny:''' "You son of a bitch."

-->'''Kanji:''' He'll learn what it means to deal with us! The hard way! The Kanji way!\\

-->"Norn. The ''other'' fortune persona."

-->'''Vinny:''' "Good morning, Jeff."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Hello, senpai."

** During [[spoiler: Ameno-sagiri]]'s MotiveRant:
-->'''Vinny:''' "Teddie, run back to the save point."\\
'''Jeff:''' "Go find Fox."

** The fight with [[spoiler: Ameno-sagiri]] isn't too funny, but Vinny had a few memorable lines.
-->"I'm gonna pimp slap him with my God Hand."
-->"When you back a [[spoiler: giant eyeball]] into a corner, you never know what might happen."

** Their reaction to the "woohoo", as well as the Persona they can now fuse: [[spoiler: Lucifer]].

** The game skips ahead to [[spoiler: Charlie's penultimate day in Inaba]], and Vinny jokes about who could be knocking on Dojima's door.
-->'''Vinny as [[spoiler: Adachi]]:''' "I'm back... bitches!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "Oh geez!"

-->'''Dojima:''' "I'm surprised my sister's kid would turn out to be such an upstanding young man."\\
'''Jeff as Dojima:''' "'Cause she's such a fucking whore, right? What a mess!"

** Theories on Igor being [[spoiler: the true mastermind]].

** Jeff and Vinny pretend at the beginning, that Charlie is just trying to [[spoiler: get that job at Moel he was offered at the beginning]].

-->'''Jeff parody narration:''' "It looks like the Aiya is currently on fire."

--> "JESUS CHRIST-! What did you ''do?!'' My tree homies!"

-->'''Vinny:''' "Aww... TooSoon."\\
'''Ryan:''' "It's eight years later!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "It was two days ago."\\
'''Ryan:''' "That was, like, eight years!"\\
'''Vinny:''' "TooSoon. This endurance run is over."

-->'''Jeff:''' "Ryan, we're gonna summon Satan!"\\
'''Ryan:''' "Have fun, kids!"

-->'''Dave:''' "It's actually Say-tawn, the hockey player."\\
'''Jeff:''' "So ''that's'' why he's weak to wind!"

** They confront [[spoiler: Izanami]] for all of [[spoiler: her]] crimes, including crimes committed as [[spoiler: a gas station attendant]]:
-->'''Naoto:''' "You granted certain individuals the power to enter the [=TVs=]. You created the Midnight Channel as well."\\
'''Vinny as Naoto:''' "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And you gave me unleaded when I asked for leaded]]!"

-->'''Vinny as Kanji:''' "I'm never gonna get bent!"

** The scene with Charlie's friends [[spoiler: giving him the power to beat Izanami]] provides good material for Jeff and Vinny.
** Vinny considers messing around by guarding and auto-battling instead of [[spoiler: casting the final spell on Izanami]].

** Jeff's reaction to the beautiful scenery after [[spoiler: Izanami]] is gone.
-->"[[spoiler: Eh.]]"

-->'''Vinny:''' "Yo, this town sucks!"\\
'''Jeff:''' "I totally won our bet, dude. I didn't talk for a whole year. You owe me."\\
'''Vinny:''' "He totally thought I was his nephew, totally!"

-->'''Dave:''' "Did you think it would last this long?"\\
'''Ryan:''' "Fuck no!"

* Whenever they have [[spoiler: Adachi]] call someone a bitch.

Put two GenreSavvy [[TwoGamersOnACouch guys together to play a [[ArchivePanic long]], [[UrbanFantasy unique]] and {{Troperiffic}} game like this, and you're bound to have several moments- either from witty commentary or wild reactions.

'''Unsorted/Running Gags:'''

* Pretty much any time their love for Chie kicks in, especially the anticipation of [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow getting her Social Link up to Rank 10.]]
-->'''Jeff:''' "Chie's the kind of girl you go out drinking with and SHE gets in a fight."
-->'''Jeff:''' "Alright, if we're going to be hanging out with Chie we need a sedative and some royal jelly."
** Also how whenever Charlie hugs one of this girlfriends, they pretend that he can only speak in HulkSpeak during it.
* Anytime anyone says anything that could be even remotely construed as something sexual, one of the guys, usually Vinny, will say "ziiip", indicating that Charlie is in the process of removing his pants.
* Jeff's love/hate relationship with the localization team.
* Various comments from Ryan Davis off mic.
--> "You're talking about sex, right?!"
--> "That is NOT appropriate."
--> "Because the Dutch are cheap."
--> "It's called a Prince Albert."
--> "Yeah take him from behind!"
--> "Nothing stops the money train!"
--> "Do you guys need some dog poison?"

* Anytime the guys impersonate Igor, Morooka, Dojima, Nanako, Kanji or [[spoiler:Adachi]]. Hell, even Rise's!
** Kanji and Dojima are the best of all of them. Virtually any scene with one of those two talking is sure to have some memorable quip.
** Impersonations of Igor usually involve slang and profanity.
--> "Pull over, we're gonna bury these dead bitches right here outside of town."
* Vinny's name for the various Personas on the Shuffle Time screen, like "Guy on Fire." This leads to some great out of context quotes:
--> "I like Bad Alucard Cosplay."
--> "A monkey reading a book? PERFECT!"
* Any mention of Funky Student and/or the Fox.
* Every time something awkward happens, they decide it's the end of the game or video. For instance, upon seeing the in-universe preview for [[spoiler:Kanji's bathhouse]] in Part 34, they decide to stop the episode right there.
* Despite the phrase only being said once or twice by Kanji, they turn "Get bent!" into his catchphrase, sneaking it into a good chunk of his dialogue.

* A running gag is when Charlie comes home, Vinny has him run over to Nanako and brag about his day and what he did while Nanako was at home.
-->"I just had the biggest steak, too bad your dad isn't around to hear about it."
-->"I made out."

* "Look away from the cards!"

'''In Order:'''

** Fed up with the game reminding him of the fog deadline, Vinny has Charlie announce to a nearly empty classroom- including Chie- that the fog will come after a few days of rain.

** Trying to fuse a Senri with Red Wall... and not realising that the skills a Persona inherits change every time you select it.

** Shadow Rise's weakness- giving her enough money to get through college.

* The Endurance Run even got a mention or two on the Bombcast. One listener wrote in to ask whose party Vinny and Jeff would rather go to: Funky Student's or Mysterious Fox's. They theorize that Fox's party would probably be too good, some "dark shit" would go down there.

-->'''Igor:''' Now your jouney will son reach its climax.
-->'''Jeff:''' Oh, is it one of these dreams?

-->'''Vinny:''' Hey, I heard there's a new teacher in class today!"
-->'''Drew:''' Whhoooaahh!

-->'''Takeshi:''' Were you this anal before?
-->'''Jeff:''' No, that's just a recent thing.

* More Ghoul:

** The first episode since returning from E3 has Jeff and Vinny try to remember everything they learned about Persona 4 at the start: Nanako is a ''MetalGear'' guard, and the Fox was a dream Vinny had.

** They also decide that Hogan's weaknesses would be "Urine Test" and "Nullify Contract".

---> '''Vinny:''' "Dad, put your pants on!"\\
> '''Jeff:''' "I'M WEARING MY OWL HEAD!"

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