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** ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. Rating 6%. It begins with ''"If you stripped yourself in the nude, stapled raw steaks to your ass, covered yourself in honey and locked yourself in a cage full of rabid grizzly bears, you will have more fun than if you played ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. I am serious, folks."'' And the review's conclusion is to photocopy this review and stick it to every copy of the game they could find at a store. And guess what? Some readers ''actually'' did it and took a photo of their deed that they sent to the magazine's mail corner! They were thanked for doing gamers a favor.
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** ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. Rating 6%. It Review courtesy of Colin Williamson, it begins with ''"If you stripped yourself in the nude, stapled naked, smeared your body with honey duct-taped raw steaks to your ass, covered yourself in honey ass and locked yourself jumped in a cage full of filled with rabid grizzly bears, you will have I can almost guarantee you'd be having more fun than if you played ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. I am serious, folks.I'm serious."'' And the review's conclusion is to photocopy this review the page and stick it to every copy of the game they could find at a store. And guess what? Some readers ''actually'' did it and took a photo of their deed that they sent to the magazine's mail corner! They were thanked for doing gamers a favor.
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** ''Extreme Paintprawl''. Rating: 6%. Pros: The box and manual are biodegradable. Cons: Unfortunately, the CD and jewel case are not. They later commented that the 6% rating was a bit ''generous'', when they learned the game was shipped without AI.
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** ''Extreme Paintprawl''. Rating: 6%. Pros: The box and manual are biodegradable. Cons: Unfortunately, the CD and jewel case are not. They later commented that the 6% rating was a bit ''generous'', when they learned the game was shipped without AI.AI.
** ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. Rating 6%. It begins with ''"If you stripped yourself in the nude, stapled raw steaks to your ass, covered yourself in honey and locked yourself in a cage full of rabid grizzly bears, you will have more fun than if you played ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. I am serious, folks."'' And the review's conclusion is to photocopy this review and stick it to every copy of the game they could find at a store. And guess what? Some readers ''actually'' did it and took a photo of their deed that they sent to the magazine's mail corner! They were thanked for doing gamers a favor.
** ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. Rating 6%. It begins with ''"If you stripped yourself in the nude, stapled raw steaks to your ass, covered yourself in honey and locked yourself in a cage full of rabid grizzly bears, you will have more fun than if you played ''Swamp Buggy Racing''. I am serious, folks."'' And the review's conclusion is to photocopy this review and stick it to every copy of the game they could find at a store. And guess what? Some readers ''actually'' did it and took a photo of their deed that they sent to the magazine's mail corner! They were thanked for doing gamers a favor.
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*A lot of very negative reviews for extremely bad games can be hilarious to read. Those include:
**''Extreme Watersports''. Rating: 5%. Pros: if you put the CD in a microwave, it will create a cool electric explosion (that gets an 85% rating). Cons: The CD breaks into dangerous shards.
**''Extreme Paintprawl''. Rating: 6%. Pros: The box and manual are biodegradable. Cons: Unfortunately, the CD and jewel case are not. They later commented that the 6% rating was a bit ''generous'', when they learned the game was shipped without AI.
**''Extreme Watersports''. Rating: 5%. Pros: if you put the CD in a microwave, it will create a cool electric explosion (that gets an 85% rating). Cons: The CD breaks into dangerous shards.
**''Extreme Paintprawl''. Rating: 6%. Pros: The box and manual are biodegradable. Cons: Unfortunately, the CD and jewel case are not. They later commented that the 6% rating was a bit ''generous'', when they learned the game was shipped without AI.
