History Funny / OverTheHedge

-->'''Dwayne''': Aww! Not again! Dang it! Those things are ''so'' lifelike! Curse you, plastic moldsman!

-->'''Dwayne''': Aww! Not again! Dang it! Those things are ''so'' lifelike! Curse you, plastic moldsman.

* Everything with Stella. What can you expect from Wanda Sykes

'''RJ''': Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat. You'll be sweating through the winter!\\

'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.

''([[LiteralMinded Ozzie faints]]; Heather roles her eyes)''\\

-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, '''[[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]'''

-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]

-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac,
''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]

-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac,
''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, [[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]

'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.

-->'''Verne''': SEE?! That's what I was talking about! These humans's ''don't'' want us around!\\

''(Ozzie faints; Heather roles her eyes)''\\

'''RJ''': Okay, okay you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna CHECK back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.

* After the gang is chased out of Gladys' yard and back to the hedge.
-->'''Verne''': SEE?! That's what I was talking about! These humans's ''don't'' want us around!''\\
'''RJ''': So we scared her and she overreacted! [[BlatantLies No biggie!]]\\

'''Verne''': But I think I speak for all of us when I say that we want NOTHING to do with ANYTHING, that's over that hedge!\\

* After the gang is chased out of Gladys' yard and back to the hedge.

'''RJ''': So we scared her and she overreacted! [[BlatantLies No biggie!]]\\

'''RJ''': C'mon, think about the food! It was worth it for that food! That stuff is to ''die'' for.\\

'''Verne''': But I think I speak for all of us when I say that we want ''NOTHING'' to do with ''ANYTHING'', that's over that hedge!\\

'''RJ''': Oh come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat, you'll be sweating through the winter!\\

--> "The human mouth--is called a ''''pie''' hole'. The human ''being''--is called a 'couch '''potato''''."

* "Less claw, more pad!"

-->'''Verne:''' ''(DeathGlare at RJ)'' You are the devil.

--->'''Verne:''' ''(DeathGlare at RJ)'' You are the devil.

-->'''Hammy:''' Scary clown!

* After RJ's weedhacker story, Hammy's sympathetic reaction, including the aghast and amazed looks he shoots Verne.

** And right before that, the animals have Hammy drink a lot of caffeine. When he goes out to activate the Depelter Turbo, everything is frozen because of how fast Hammy is actually moving, thanks to the caffeine.

* ''"But I like a cookie..."''

-->'''Lou''': He started it.

* "Get real Kevin! Cuz when you feel like a dirt bag, that's because you're a dirt bag. Just say it out loud, just own it! Say 'I am a dirt bag.'"

** [[OverlyLongGag Playplayplayplayplayplayplayplayplayplayplayplayplay!]]