History Funny / OverTheHedge

'''RJ:''' ''(points to a grill)'' That keeps the food hot! ''(an ice cooler)'' That keeps the food cold! ''(a turtle piñata)'' That... er... I'm not sure what that is. \\
(''A boy smashes the turtle piñata with a bat, sending candy everywhere'')\\
'''Verne:''' AAAH!\\

-->'''Verne:''' SEE?! That's what I was talking about! These humans ''don't'' want us around!\\

'''RJ:''' ''(whispers)'' You're a cat! You're a cat!\\

-->'''Bucky:''' Hey, no fighting while we're driving!
-->'''Quilo:''' We will turn this van around, mister!\\

'''Lou''': ''(Points at Verne)'' He started it.

--> '''Bucky:''' Just like ''Auto-Homicide 3''.\\

-->'''RJ''': I wanna show you this! You like this cookie?\\
'''Hammy''': Oh... yeah!!\\
'''RJ''': Well, this cookie's... JUNK! (''tosses it away'')\\
'''Hammy''': But I like the cookie!...

--->'''RJ''': HAMMY! I told you that cookie's junk!\\
'''Hammy''': But I like the cookie!

--->'''Hammy''': ''♪I got the cookie! I got the cookie!♪''

-->'''Hammy''': The weed hacker, Verne! ''The Weed Hacker!''

--> '''Hammy:''' No grip! No grip! No grip! Help - ah!\\

--> "The human mouth--is called a ''''pie''' hole'. The human ''being''--is called a 'couch '''potato''''."\\

'''RJ''': ''(points to a grill)'' That keeps the food hot! ''(an ice cooler)'' That keeps the food cold! ''(a turtle piñata)'' That... er... I'm not sure what that is. \\

'''Verne''': AAAH!\\
'''RJ''': Well, what do you know? ''FOOD!''

-->'''RJ''': What're you doing?!\\
'''Lou''': Well, you said we should lick our--\\
'''RJ''': NO! NIX THAT! ''RUN!''

-->'''Verne''': SEE?! That's what I was talking about! These humans ''don't'' want us around!\\
'''RJ''': So we scared her and she overreacted! [[BlatantLies No biggie!]]\\
'''Verne''': "No biggie"?! Oh, that is ''exactly'' what we call a biggie.\\
'''RJ''': C'mon, think about the food! It was worth it for that food! That stuff is to die for! (''[[LiteralMinded Ozzie faints]]; Heather rolls her eyes'') Let me rephrase that.\\
'''Verne''': No. "To die for." You nailed that part. Look, maybe our little forest life seems primative to a guy with a bag.\\
'''RJ''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Verne''': But gee, I think I speak for the whole family when I say we want NOTHING to do with ANYTHING that's [[TitleDrop over that hedge!]]\\

'''RJ''': Oh, come on. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet. You wanna store some fat, that is the way to store some fat. You'll be sweatin' through the winter! (''they don't listen'') Okay, okay, you guys sleep on it. Good idea, I'm gonna check back with you. [''to himself''] Shoot! Almost had 'em.

* Everything with Stella. What can you expect from Wanda Sykes?
-->'''Stella''': "Why does everyone think I need a man, huh? I look like a nest and smell like a swamp. So when you find a fella who's decent, good with kids, and has no sense of smell, call me!"

-->'''Dwayne''': Aww! Not again! Dang it! Those things are ''so'' lifelike! Curse you, plastic moldsman.

-->'''Tiger''': Away with your filth!\\
'''Stella''': [[BerserkButton My filth? MY FILTH?!]]\\
'''Penny''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, jeepers! Here we go...]]\\
'''Stella''': Okay, that's it! I am sick and tired of everybody takin' one look at me and runnin' away 'cause they think I'm filthy! Well, I got news for you! I didn't get all primped and preened to have some overfed, pompous puffball tell me he's too good for me! I got makeup on my ''butt'', dude!! ''And you don't even wanna know about the cork!!''\\
'''Tiger''': STOP! No one has EVER spoken to me like that!! (''the animals gasp'') It is bold... I ''like'' it!

-->'''Hammy''': ...Oh, oh! I can burp my [=ABCs=]! (''Belching'') A, B, C-\\
'''R.J.''': '''HAMMY!'''

--> '''Gladys''': "I just hope he isn't in any pain..."\\

'''Gladys''': [[SuddenlyShouting "KILL IT! KILL IT!"]]\\
'''Ozzie''': Thank you all for coming! You've been a wonderful audience!

** It's hard to say which is funnier -- the way Bucky starts shooting quills due to the volume, or the fact that the channel ''just so happened'' to switch to a [=THX=]-enhanced movie when he landed on the remote.

-->'''Nugent''': Play?\\
'''Dwayne''': [[OhCrap Oh, no]]! [[RapidFireNo No, no! No, no!]]\\

-->'''Stella''': Man, this better be one ''stupid'' cat.

-->'''Tiger''': [[IncomingHam WHO GOES THERE]]?\\
'''RJ''': ''(whispers)'' You're a cat! You're a cat!\\
'''Stella''': [[RepeatAfterMe You're a cat]].\\

-->'''Stella''': I'm gonna gas you so hard your ''grandchildren'' will stink!

-->'''Hammy''': Kinda anti-climactic.\\
'''RJ''': Shoot!

--> '''Verne:''' Nice landing.

--> '''Rufus:''' (''sliding down the window'') To teach... is... to learn...

* In the last scene, Verne and RJ share a moment where Verne tries not to admit that despite all his CommanderContrarian moments, he likes going on heists with RJ and the rest.

'''Verne''': But I think I speak for the whole family when I say we want NOTHING to do with ANYTHING that's [[TitleDrop over that hedge!]]\\

'''Verne''': But I think I speak for all of us when I say that we want NOTHING to do with ANYTHING that's [[TitleDrop over that hedge!]]\\

-->'''Spike:''' Hey, no fighting while we're driving!

* The animals use a See 'n Say toy with animal noises to attract Tiger's attention, but the sound that comes out is a cow mooing. The try to set it up for a cat noise, but Tiger comes out of the pet door before they can do so.

* R.J.'s advises that if humans catch them, they lick their own genitals because humans are mesmerized by it. When Gladys attacks, ''all of them'' begin to do it (except Verne, who hides in his shell), and R.J., panicked, yells that it isn't going to work this time.

'''Dwayne''': [[OhCrap Oh, no]! [[RapidFireNo No, no! No, no!]]\\

'''Dwayne''': [[OhCrap Oh, no]! [[RapidFireNo No, no! No, no!]]

* R.J.'s advises that if humans catch them, they lick their own genitals because humans are mesmerized by it. When Gladys attacks, ''all of them'' begin to do it (including Verne, a ''turtle''), and R.J., panicked, yells that it isn't going to work this time.

'''RJ:''' ''[looks down, ScreamsLikeALittleGirl]''

--> '''Baby Porcupine:''' Just like ''Auto-Homicide 3''.\\

'''Baby Porcupine:''' ''(pointing at pedestrians)'' Bonus points!!!

-->'''Baby Porcupines''': Hey, no fighting while we're driving! We will turn this van around, mister!\\

* "Less claw, more pad!"
** Equally funny is that when Hammy follows this, he crashes into the wall.
---> '''Hammy:''' That hurt!

'''Gladys''': "KILL IT! KILL IT!"\\

** Plaaaaaaay.

-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialed 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, '''[[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]'''

** It's hard to say which is funnier -- the way the porcupine pup starts shooting quills due to the volume, or the fact that the channel ''just so happened'' to switch to a [=THX=]-enhanced movie when the pup landed on the remote.

** And right before that, the animals have Hammy drink a lot of caffeine. When he goes out to activate the Depelter Turbo, everything is frozen because of how fast Hammy is actually moving, thanks to the caffeine.

-->Hi, sorry to bother you, [[TheDanza the name's Bill]]. I live just across the street - yeah that's right over there. No, no not that house, the one next to it with the extra flower bed. Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up on the driveway where the ''whole'' neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem of course but that and the grass being a little overgrown might give someone the impression that you Were out of town ''and you wouldn't want '''that'''''. I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just... no, no, no, no not pottery or anything like that it's uh... [[BurningWithAnger an ANGER MANAGEMENT class]]. Actually, and speaking of that very class they've been emphasizing finding some common ground With people before you confront them [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry to avoid becoming violent]], you know? Well, actually we do have a few things in common - here could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet! - and as I was saying we do live on the same cul-de-sac, ''that's'' common ground and I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse, your garage is on the left and mine's on the... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial NO, it wasn't me that dialled 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band]]! Anyway it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage and the neighbor's garbage can... ''(increasingly angry)'' No, I'm sorry it is your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block and I have digital evidence ''complete with red eye reduction'' which I will e-mail to you to prove that it is in fact your dog! [[IKnowKarate Now, I should warn you that I have a black belt in in karate]], too and I'm certainly don't mind using it if necessary! No, not on you, ma'am, '''[[{{Angrish}} ON YOUR STINKING DOOOOOOOOG!!!]]'''