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--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[Film/Armageddon1998 again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
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--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[Film/Armageddon1998 again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} [[WesternAnimation/Madagascar1 again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
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* ''Film/AliceThroughTheLookingGlass'': Tony's subtitle when a car alarm goes off in the middle of his vlog. "Yes, the CAR ALARM - Do you ever feel like there aren't enough strangers silently praying for you to die painfully and gruesomely in front of your family? Then equip your automobile with a handy-dandy vlog-ruining CAR ALARM today!"
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* ''Film/AliceThroughTheLookingGlass'': ''Film/AliceThroughTheLookingGlass'':
** Tony's subtitle when a car alarm goes off in the middle of hisvlog. vlog.
--->'''Subtitle:''' "Yes, the CAR ALARM - Do you ever feel like there aren't enough strangers silently praying for you to die painfully and gruesomely in front of your family? Then equip your automobile with a handy-dandy vlog-ruining CAR ALARMtoday!"today!"
** Tony says the orderly caring for Alice have strong "[[Film/KillBill My name is Buck]] and [[MemeticMolester I'm here to fuck]]" vibes. Charlie then notes that Alice injects him in the butt with a syringe that [[FreudWasRight looks like a penis and balls]].
** Tony's subtitle when a car alarm goes off in the middle of his
--->'''Subtitle:''' "Yes, the CAR ALARM - Do you ever feel like there aren't enough strangers silently praying for you to die painfully and gruesomely in front of your family? Then equip your automobile with a handy-dandy vlog-ruining CAR ALARM
** Tony says the orderly caring for Alice have strong "[[Film/KillBill My name is Buck]] and [[MemeticMolester I'm here to fuck]]" vibes. Charlie then notes that Alice injects him in the butt with a syringe that [[FreudWasRight looks like a penis and balls]].
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* ''Film/AliceThroughTheLookingGlass'': Tony's subtitle when a car alarm goes off in the middle of his vlog. "Yes, the CAR ALARM - Do you ever feel like there aren't enough strangers silently praying for you to die painfully and gruesomely in front of your family? Then equip your automobile with a handy-dandy vlog-ruining CAR ALARM today!"
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* After watching ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}'', Jerk, Nick, and Rosenhacker contrast the beautiful propaganda vision of Tomorrowland with the deserted, abandoned, dilapidated buildings of the real city.
-->'''Jerk:''' [[TakeThat Hey, it really is EPCOT.]]
* In the episode for ''WesternAnimation/Cars3'':
** An OverlyLongGag where Jerk says "The studio that made ''this'' (Cut to beautiful, emotionally affecting clips from superior Pixar movies), X years later made this (Cut to a crude, unfunny Mater clip from ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'').
** Jerk and the gang ride Radiator Springs Racer and, after the racing segment, Jerk insists [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump "It was rigged! There were thirty million undocumented racers!"]]
** Their reactions to seeing what the ride did to their hair in the ride photos. Morgan says a [[Franchise/StarTrek Tribble]] descended from space and landed on her head. Dave says Philo from ''Film/{{UHF}}'' handed them the clamps to his interociter.
** Luke Ski keeps [[WeInterruptThisProgram interrupting]] the review to defend the movie and the ''Cars'' franchise as a whole. The other reviewers react to his interruptions with ItsProbablyNothing.
** The in-universe explanation for Luke's absence? Jerk had Kill Bozby open a wormhole and teleported Luke three thousand miles away.
* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMenTellNoTales'': Haley mocks the villain of the [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides previous movie]]. "[[TheFashionista Too many accessories]], Blackbeard honey!"
* In the video ''Film/FantasticBeastsAndWhereToFindThem'', Jerk hopes he doesn't immediately projectile vomit the moment he sees Creator/JonVoight.[[note]]This was Jerk's first video shot after the election of Donald Trump as President. Voight is a Trump supporter while Jerk is not.[[/note]]
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}, and the Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}} will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.
* ''Film/SoloAStarWarsStory'':
** People keep getting "fired" from the vlog and replaced with others in reference to the movie's TroubledProduction.
** When Morgan is fired, she shouts "Damn you Kathleen Kennedy and your SJW agenda!"
** When Zach Hurst replaces her, the other reviewers have a NoJustNoReaction, referencing Zach's controversial dislike for ''Film/RogueOne''.
* ''Film/ChristopherRobin'':
** Tony [[RunningGag repeatedly]] references a clip of a live-action Winnie the Pooh singing about StrangerDanger.
** Zach points to his red T-shirt and says he wore a Pooh shirt for the occasion. Not a shirt made of poo, just a shirt like Pooh's
--->'''Jerk:''' Took us thirty seconds to go there.
** Zach says the script has all the subtletly of a "Pooh to the face."
** For the "What's the Attraction?" segment, Chris Nebergall suggests that Disneyland modify the Winnie the Pooh ride so that you have to finish efficiency paperwork or else they kick you out of the park. You also have to figure out how to [[TakeThat pay Disneyland employees a living wage]].
** Luke suggests that Disneyland turn Mission Breakout into [[HehHehYouSaidX Tigger's Up and Down Fun Time]]. This causes Brianna to [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]] [[OverlyLongGag for several seconds]].
* ''Film/MaryPoppinsReturns'':
** In the intro, Tony is driven to tears of joy simply by seeing hand-drawn animation in the movie.
** Doggans introduces himself as "One of the white guys who shows up in this videos sometimes."
** Tony gives a moderately positive opinion of the movie and then Erika reveals that he was [[NotSoAboveItAll literally dancing in the theater to the musical numbers]].
** Emily says she got to meet Creator/LinManuelMiranda. Luke answers "What do you think you have, MirandaRights?" Cue LamePunReaction from the others.
* ''Film/TheFurtherAdventuresOfWaltsFrozenHead'':
** Benjamin Lancaster's story about where he got the idea for the movie. He and his friends were just throwing out random titles for ridiculous movie ideas and this was one of them.
** In a bit of SelfDeprecation, Spazz asks Benjamin how they got their shots to be so still. Benjamin answers that they used monopods, which they were afraid would be mistaken for selfie sticks but weren't. They also fooled Disneyland by taking their fancy recording equipment and putting them in the cheapest Wal-Mart camera bags they could find.
** Doggans says that a moment in the film where the characters plan how to get past security reminds him of how they would have to plan to get certain shots.
** Haley says that one of the biggest disadvantages to filming guerilla-style in Disneyland is the lack of caterers. Spazz quips they do have caterers, [[SouvenirLand they're just really expensive.]]
** Benjamin says that Ron Schneider would sometimes use his [[CastingGag Dreamfinder voice]] but he can't repeat the words that were used.
** By complete coincidence, the working title for the movie was ''Film/TheFloridaProject''.
** Benjamin says Kate Jenkins, the actress for Molly, was originally hired to read lines rather than actually audition but she was so good they picked her. Spazz points out she's Benjamin's Creator/HarrisonFord.
** Haley points out that the main theme of the movie was about an OverprotectiveDad letting go of his daughter as she grows up and also about Walt letting go of his parks.
--->'''Dave:''' Why would a movie about [[Franchise/{{Frozen}} Disney with "frozen" in the title be about letting it go?]]
** Jerk asks if the recent decapitations of two Disney animatronics on the same day was viral marketing for the movie. Benajmin answers that he wishes he could come up with a marketing campaign that good.
** Benjamin says he's grateful he hasn't been thrown out of the park. Spazz says that if he were, Ride/UniversalStudios would just hire him. And then he puts on his Transformers ride-operator hat. Benjamin then jokingly offers Comcast a chance to distribute his film.
* ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'':
** While the others say how unhappy they were to have wasted time on this movie, Chris says he is ''thrilled'' to have undergone ThePenance of watching this movie.
--->'''Madeline:''' It's rare you see a movie that disproves God.
** Tony speculates that the movie's amusement park looks so generic because Nickelodeon wants a real-life version to be easy to build.
--->'''Madeline:''' So they slashed the budget of their imaginary theme park?
--->'''Garrett:''' I believe that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Pressler Paul Pressler]] directed this movie.
** Tony is so disgusted by how bad the movie is he shouts to everyone involved in it "You're lucky I don't know where you live!" before cutting away to a disclaimer insisting that his threat was entirely facetious and people involved in making terrible movies are "[[DamnedByFaintPraise still technically people.]]" (Except the ones fired for sexual misconduct).
** Chris says it's better to hear them recap the movie rather than see it because "It's like looking at [[EldritchAbomination Cthulhu]] through 100 sunglasses and a mirror."
** They sum up the aesops of the movie as "Teamwork is bad and repressing your emotions is good."
** The movie is so bad that the end credits music is "Hurt" by Music/JohnnyCash.
** TheStinger where Jerk says he's relieved that ''Wonder Park'' is out of the way, then [[LaughingMad sees he has to review]] ''Film/Dumbo2019''.
* A Running Gag in the "(2019) Trilogy", Jerk says that the movie is [[DamnedByFaintPraise better than Wonder Park]].
* ''Film/Dumbo2019''
** Jerk starts the video with him staring at the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley creepy CGI Dumbo]] before letting out a BigWHY.
** Jerk ends his intro with a parody of "When I See An Elephant Fly".
--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnintentionalUnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
** It's a RunningGag that Luke often likes things that Jerk and other frequent guests hate, so Jerk is surprised when even [[EveryoneHasStandards even Luke doesn't like this movie]].
** When commenting on the second act, Luke claims that it's the opening cutscene for a new ''VideoGame/{{Bioshock}}'' game.
* ''Film/Aladdin2019'':
** The start of the video is just pictures of Creator/WillSmith's [[UnintentionalUncannyValley genie]] alternating with Jerk staring silently into the camera with a BrokenSmile.
** This OverlyLongGag when Jerk talks about how Jeffrey Katzenberg was so petty he created ''{{WesternAnimation/Aladdin}}'' just to interfere with Creator/RichardWilliams' ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler.''
--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[Film/Armageddon1998 again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
*** The ending is also case of TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers since the last posters included are ''Film/Mother2017'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Trolls}}''. Why? [[RuleOfFunny Who knows?]]
** Zach Hurst says that Creator/JKRowling just made him gay.
** Erika says she lives in the corner of her and Luke's new apartment.
** Luke says he liked the movie. GilliganCut to him being thrown out of [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Uncle Phil's house]].
** Luke says he deliberately had all their friends sit between him and Jerk so he wouldn't have to hear Jerk's complaining about the movie.
** Haley says she liked the movie a lot more once she "mentally shrunk the screen" and thought of it as a made-for-TV movie.
** Michael's theory on how they cast the iconic Genie: "They saw ''Film/{{Hitch}}'' and were, like, ''[[Creator/WillSmith that guy]]''!"
** Luke expresses his displeasure at Iago's recasting by "turning into Iago" (a jump-cut to him wearing an Iago hat) and using his Creator/GilbertGottfried impression.
--->'''Luke:''' Let's just get Creator/AlanTudyk because he lives in a bunker out back.
** Haley says she expected a [[DamnedByFaintPraise trainwreck but instead got a fender-bender.]]
** The gang ranks every Disney live-action remake of an animated film on a whiteboard. ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'' is so bad it's in another neighborhood.
** Spurred by Jafar mockingly calling the Sultan "Baba", Erika says how interesting it would be if Jafar were an adopted or illegitimate son of the Sultan. Zach then imagines her opening a laptop in the theater and writing fanfiction.[[note]]This is especially funny to fans of ''Series/OnceUponATime'' as this actually happened in [[Series/OnceUponATimeInWonderland one of the spinoffs]].[[/note]]
** Spazz's "'''Music/{{DJ KHALED}}!!!'''"
** Jerk pointing out that Khaled's career seems based more on his connections than his music. He seems more like an agent than an artist.
** Jerk reimagines ''Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom'' where you get eaten by the movie's giant Iago and sings "In the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird, in the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird..."
--->'''Spazz:''' So long as there's Dole whip, I'm fine.
** Haley's parody of "Friend Like Me" at the end.
--->'''Haley:''' Hey Mr. Iger, sir, gotta protect your IP. So milk nostalgia till it's dry. Cover everything with that CG!
* The "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019''
** The intro is a call back to his Aladdin video, with just shots of Jerk's bored, unimpressed face alternating with the movie's version of Pumbaa.
--->'''Jerk:''' Gee, it's almost as if hand-drawn animation doesn't translate well to live-action. Or something.
** Jerk criticizes people for calling the photorealistic CGI movie "live action", pointing out that ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' had more actual live action in it.
** Jerk points out the catch-22 of the movie: Do they make the warthog cute and violate the realism of the movie or do they make the warthog look realistic and make it look repulsive? Questions like that have no easy answers...
--->'''"Audience":''' Unless your answer is don't make the fucking movie!
--->'''Jerk:''' I'm so proud of you guys!
** At one point the vlog stops dead and a caption appears explaining that, due to an editing error, Jeff's outer shirt will disappear and reappear randomly throughout the video.
** Emily's depiction of a fight between two photorealistic lions, which is no different than a slap-fight between two housecats.
** Emily says that the most fun the audience had that night was while watching the trailer for ''{{Film/Cats}}''. Ryan says that Tony was the first to laugh at the trailer, which caused the rest of the audience to follow suit.
** Emily's sheer disgust when she hears that, for their Top 10 list of live-action Disney remakes, they gave the #4 spot to ''{{Film/Maleficent}}'', which she thinks should be much lower.
** Emily's reason for liking ''Film/Cinderella2015'': "The dress was really pretty and I like Creator/LilyJames."
** Based on the remakes' tendency to overexplain things that don't need explanation, Ryan made a list of predictions for this movie, some of which he got right.
** Luke says that the movie's version of "Be Prepared" sounded like a Creator/WilliamShatner poem reading of the song.
** This bit where they compare Skar to an "incel."
--->'''Doggans:''' I guess incel is a lateral move from hyena Nazi.
--->'''Jerk:''' [[AGoodNameForARockBand I used to play bass for Hyena Nazi.]]
* The [[https://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DgBYlPzA4 episode]] on ''Cats,'' which Tony's Twitter followers voted as the fall movie. It lasts less than 7 minutes, because...
** While Tony does a normal intro, at the 1:22 mark he begins screaming at the Uncanny Valley creations for which the movie, and eventually screams at the stage musical, Salem from ''{{Series/Sabrina the Teenage Witch}},'' Sylvester the cat, CGI Garfield, Halle Berry as Film/{{Catwoman|2004}}, cat memes, ''The Aristocats,'' Princess Carolyn from ''Bojack Horseman,'' MC Skat Kat, Toonces the Driving Cat, ordinary cat pictures, and Jim with cat flu from ''{{Film/Escape From Tomorrow}}''. He also screams at the Twitter poll results, in which ''Cats'' beat ''Frozen II,'' ''Terminator: Dark Fate'' and ''Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.'' ''Cats'' composer Andrew Lloyd Webber even makes an appearance.
** After the "One Movie Later" title card, Tony, Brianna, Dave, Morgan and Luke are all shown screaming incoherently, which continues after the "Spoilers" title card. They also get pelted with plush cats from someone off-camera.
** The video ends with Luke discovering a dead Tony in the bathroom after screaming into a toilet, mirroring Jim's death in ''Escape From Tomorrow.'' Extra funny: Tony's eyes bear the logo for the ''Cats'' musical.
* ''Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker''
** Jerk plays a grainy old commercial for Star Wars souvenir cups and admires the man's unabashed love of Star Wars, compared to the more negative, whiny fanbase it has today.
** When she introduces herself, Morgan holds up a bottle and says "[[INeedAFreakingDrink I'm going to need ten more of these.]]"
** WebVideo/MarzGurl says she's in the video because the internet already hates her so she might as well be part of something that will garner even more hate. Morgan then says that "We're out of fucks to give and we don't know when our stock will be replenished."
** Morgan goes into a long, detailed criticism of the movie's reveal that Rey is Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter. She discusses how it undermines the powerful message that a person doesn't need special ancestors to be special and how it ties Rey to the past rather than growing beyond it. She ends with "[[SuddenlyShouting Somebody fucked Palpatine! That's CANON!]]"
** Doggans says that when Kylo and Rey kiss, everyone around them in the theater groaned.
** [=MarzGurl=] mocks the Reylos' belief that [[DracoInLeatherPants Ben Solo and Kylo Ren are two different people.]] "[Kylo Ren] is just his online screen name!"
** [=MarzGurl's=] baffled expressions as the gang closes by singing "[[Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial Goodnight but not Goodbye]]."
** Morgan takes one last drink and collapses.
** The very last line is Doggans announcing Jefferson Starship.
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-->'''Jerk:''' [[TakeThat Hey, it really is EPCOT.]]
* In the episode for ''WesternAnimation/Cars3'':
** An OverlyLongGag where Jerk says "The studio that made ''this'' (Cut to beautiful, emotionally affecting clips from superior Pixar movies), X years later made this (Cut to a crude, unfunny Mater clip from ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'').
** Jerk and the gang ride Radiator Springs Racer and, after the racing segment, Jerk insists [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump "It was rigged! There were thirty million undocumented racers!"]]
** Their reactions to seeing what the ride did to their hair in the ride photos. Morgan says a [[Franchise/StarTrek Tribble]] descended from space and landed on her head. Dave says Philo from ''Film/{{UHF}}'' handed them the clamps to his interociter.
** Luke Ski keeps [[WeInterruptThisProgram interrupting]] the review to defend the movie and the ''Cars'' franchise as a whole. The other reviewers react to his interruptions with ItsProbablyNothing.
** The in-universe explanation for Luke's absence? Jerk had Kill Bozby open a wormhole and teleported Luke three thousand miles away.
* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMenTellNoTales'': Haley mocks the villain of the [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanOnStrangerTides previous movie]]. "[[TheFashionista Too many accessories]], Blackbeard honey!"
* In the video ''Film/FantasticBeastsAndWhereToFindThem'', Jerk hopes he doesn't immediately projectile vomit the moment he sees Creator/JonVoight.[[note]]This was Jerk's first video shot after the election of Donald Trump as President. Voight is a Trump supporter while Jerk is not.[[/note]]
* The "One Movie Later" for ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', mainly because it starts with Jerk predicting who will live and who will die. Mainly, he predicts that [[Film/SpiderManHomecoming Spider-Man]], Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}, and the Film/{{Guardians of the Galaxy|2014}} will survive the film, because they have [[ForegoneConclusion upcoming sequels]] while Captain America is the most likely to kick the bucket due to being the MCU's TheCape. Guess who ends up living and who ends up dying in the movie.
* ''Film/SoloAStarWarsStory'':
** People keep getting "fired" from the vlog and replaced with others in reference to the movie's TroubledProduction.
** When Morgan is fired, she shouts "Damn you Kathleen Kennedy and your SJW agenda!"
** When Zach Hurst replaces her, the other reviewers have a NoJustNoReaction, referencing Zach's controversial dislike for ''Film/RogueOne''.
* ''Film/ChristopherRobin'':
** Tony [[RunningGag repeatedly]] references a clip of a live-action Winnie the Pooh singing about StrangerDanger.
** Zach points to his red T-shirt and says he wore a Pooh shirt for the occasion. Not a shirt made of poo, just a shirt like Pooh's
--->'''Jerk:''' Took us thirty seconds to go there.
** Zach says the script has all the subtletly of a "Pooh to the face."
** For the "What's the Attraction?" segment, Chris Nebergall suggests that Disneyland modify the Winnie the Pooh ride so that you have to finish efficiency paperwork or else they kick you out of the park. You also have to figure out how to [[TakeThat pay Disneyland employees a living wage]].
** Luke suggests that Disneyland turn Mission Breakout into [[HehHehYouSaidX Tigger's Up and Down Fun Time]]. This causes Brianna to [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]] [[OverlyLongGag for several seconds]].
* ''Film/MaryPoppinsReturns'':
** In the intro, Tony is driven to tears of joy simply by seeing hand-drawn animation in the movie.
** Doggans introduces himself as "One of the white guys who shows up in this videos sometimes."
** Tony gives a moderately positive opinion of the movie and then Erika reveals that he was [[NotSoAboveItAll literally dancing in the theater to the musical numbers]].
** Emily says she got to meet Creator/LinManuelMiranda. Luke answers "What do you think you have, MirandaRights?" Cue LamePunReaction from the others.
* ''Film/TheFurtherAdventuresOfWaltsFrozenHead'':
** Benjamin Lancaster's story about where he got the idea for the movie. He and his friends were just throwing out random titles for ridiculous movie ideas and this was one of them.
** In a bit of SelfDeprecation, Spazz asks Benjamin how they got their shots to be so still. Benjamin answers that they used monopods, which they were afraid would be mistaken for selfie sticks but weren't. They also fooled Disneyland by taking their fancy recording equipment and putting them in the cheapest Wal-Mart camera bags they could find.
** Doggans says that a moment in the film where the characters plan how to get past security reminds him of how they would have to plan to get certain shots.
** Haley says that one of the biggest disadvantages to filming guerilla-style in Disneyland is the lack of caterers. Spazz quips they do have caterers, [[SouvenirLand they're just really expensive.]]
** Benjamin says that Ron Schneider would sometimes use his [[CastingGag Dreamfinder voice]] but he can't repeat the words that were used.
** By complete coincidence, the working title for the movie was ''Film/TheFloridaProject''.
** Benjamin says Kate Jenkins, the actress for Molly, was originally hired to read lines rather than actually audition but she was so good they picked her. Spazz points out she's Benjamin's Creator/HarrisonFord.
** Haley points out that the main theme of the movie was about an OverprotectiveDad letting go of his daughter as she grows up and also about Walt letting go of his parks.
--->'''Dave:''' Why would a movie about [[Franchise/{{Frozen}} Disney with "frozen" in the title be about letting it go?]]
** Jerk asks if the recent decapitations of two Disney animatronics on the same day was viral marketing for the movie. Benajmin answers that he wishes he could come up with a marketing campaign that good.
** Benjamin says he's grateful he hasn't been thrown out of the park. Spazz says that if he were, Ride/UniversalStudios would just hire him. And then he puts on his Transformers ride-operator hat. Benjamin then jokingly offers Comcast a chance to distribute his film.
* ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'':
** While the others say how unhappy they were to have wasted time on this movie, Chris says he is ''thrilled'' to have undergone ThePenance of watching this movie.
--->'''Madeline:''' It's rare you see a movie that disproves God.
** Tony speculates that the movie's amusement park looks so generic because Nickelodeon wants a real-life version to be easy to build.
--->'''Madeline:''' So they slashed the budget of their imaginary theme park?
--->'''Garrett:''' I believe that [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Pressler Paul Pressler]] directed this movie.
** Tony is so disgusted by how bad the movie is he shouts to everyone involved in it "You're lucky I don't know where you live!" before cutting away to a disclaimer insisting that his threat was entirely facetious and people involved in making terrible movies are "[[DamnedByFaintPraise still technically people.]]" (Except the ones fired for sexual misconduct).
** Chris says it's better to hear them recap the movie rather than see it because "It's like looking at [[EldritchAbomination Cthulhu]] through 100 sunglasses and a mirror."
** They sum up the aesops of the movie as "Teamwork is bad and repressing your emotions is good."
** The movie is so bad that the end credits music is "Hurt" by Music/JohnnyCash.
** TheStinger where Jerk says he's relieved that ''Wonder Park'' is out of the way, then [[LaughingMad sees he has to review]] ''Film/Dumbo2019''.
* A Running Gag in the "(2019) Trilogy", Jerk says that the movie is [[DamnedByFaintPraise better than Wonder Park]].
* ''Film/Dumbo2019''
** Jerk starts the video with him staring at the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley creepy CGI Dumbo]] before letting out a BigWHY.
** Jerk ends his intro with a parody of "When I See An Elephant Fly".
--->'''Jerk:''' We've seen a lot of [[UnintentionalUnCannyValley CGI monstrosities]] in our day, haven't we folks? We've seen a [[Film/TheLastJedi Gollum Sith]], we've seen [[Film/Aladdin2019 blue Will Smith]], we've seen a [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 tolerable Howard the Duck]]. But I believe I'll have seen about everything if I see this movie not suck!
** It's a RunningGag that Luke often likes things that Jerk and other frequent guests hate, so Jerk is surprised when even [[EveryoneHasStandards even Luke doesn't like this movie]].
** When commenting on the second act, Luke claims that it's the opening cutscene for a new ''VideoGame/{{Bioshock}}'' game.
* ''Film/Aladdin2019'':
** The start of the video is just pictures of Creator/WillSmith's [[UnintentionalUncannyValley genie]] alternating with Jerk staring silently into the camera with a BrokenSmile.
** This OverlyLongGag when Jerk talks about how Jeffrey Katzenberg was so petty he created ''{{WesternAnimation/Aladdin}}'' just to interfere with Creator/RichardWilliams' ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler.''
--->'''Jerk:''' Blatantly stealing another studio's idea was so absurdly successful that you almost can't blame Katzenberg for doing [[{{WesternAnimation/Antz}} it]] [[WesternAnimation/ABugsLife again]], [[Film/DeepImpact and]] [[Film/Armageddon1998 again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove again]], [[WesternAnimation/SharkTale and]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo again]], [[WesternAnimation/TheWild and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Ratatouille}} again]], [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe1 and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Megamind}} again]], [[{{WesternAnimation/Storks}} and]] [[WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby again]], [[WesternAnimation/SmallFoot and]] [[{{WesternAnimation/Abominable}} again]]...
*** The ending is also case of TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers since the last posters included are ''Film/Mother2017'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Trolls}}''. Why? [[RuleOfFunny Who knows?]]
** Zach Hurst says that Creator/JKRowling just made him gay.
** Erika says she lives in the corner of her and Luke's new apartment.
** Luke says he liked the movie. GilliganCut to him being thrown out of [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir Uncle Phil's house]].
** Luke says he deliberately had all their friends sit between him and Jerk so he wouldn't have to hear Jerk's complaining about the movie.
** Haley says she liked the movie a lot more once she "mentally shrunk the screen" and thought of it as a made-for-TV movie.
** Michael's theory on how they cast the iconic Genie: "They saw ''Film/{{Hitch}}'' and were, like, ''[[Creator/WillSmith that guy]]''!"
** Luke expresses his displeasure at Iago's recasting by "turning into Iago" (a jump-cut to him wearing an Iago hat) and using his Creator/GilbertGottfried impression.
--->'''Luke:''' Let's just get Creator/AlanTudyk because he lives in a bunker out back.
** Haley says she expected a [[DamnedByFaintPraise trainwreck but instead got a fender-bender.]]
** The gang ranks every Disney live-action remake of an animated film on a whiteboard. ''WesternAnimation/WonderPark'' is so bad it's in another neighborhood.
** Spurred by Jafar mockingly calling the Sultan "Baba", Erika says how interesting it would be if Jafar were an adopted or illegitimate son of the Sultan. Zach then imagines her opening a laptop in the theater and writing fanfiction.[[note]]This is especially funny to fans of ''Series/OnceUponATime'' as this actually happened in [[Series/OnceUponATimeInWonderland one of the spinoffs]].[[/note]]
** Spazz's "'''Music/{{DJ KHALED}}!!!'''"
** Jerk pointing out that Khaled's career seems based more on his connections than his music. He seems more like an agent than an artist.
** Jerk reimagines ''Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom'' where you get eaten by the movie's giant Iago and sings "In the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird, in the stomach of the giant motherfuckin' bird..."
--->'''Spazz:''' So long as there's Dole whip, I'm fine.
** Haley's parody of "Friend Like Me" at the end.
--->'''Haley:''' Hey Mr. Iger, sir, gotta protect your IP. So milk nostalgia till it's dry. Cover everything with that CG!
* The "One Movie Later" for ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing2019''
** The intro is a call back to his Aladdin video, with just shots of Jerk's bored, unimpressed face alternating with the movie's version of Pumbaa.
--->'''Jerk:''' Gee, it's almost as if hand-drawn animation doesn't translate well to live-action. Or something.
** Jerk criticizes people for calling the photorealistic CGI movie "live action", pointing out that ''WesternAnimation/WallE'' had more actual live action in it.
** Jerk points out the catch-22 of the movie: Do they make the warthog cute and violate the realism of the movie or do they make the warthog look realistic and make it look repulsive? Questions like that have no easy answers...
--->'''"Audience":''' Unless your answer is don't make the fucking movie!
--->'''Jerk:''' I'm so proud of you guys!
** At one point the vlog stops dead and a caption appears explaining that, due to an editing error, Jeff's outer shirt will disappear and reappear randomly throughout the video.
** Emily's depiction of a fight between two photorealistic lions, which is no different than a slap-fight between two housecats.
** Emily says that the most fun the audience had that night was while watching the trailer for ''{{Film/Cats}}''. Ryan says that Tony was the first to laugh at the trailer, which caused the rest of the audience to follow suit.
** Emily's sheer disgust when she hears that, for their Top 10 list of live-action Disney remakes, they gave the #4 spot to ''{{Film/Maleficent}}'', which she thinks should be much lower.
** Emily's reason for liking ''Film/Cinderella2015'': "The dress was really pretty and I like Creator/LilyJames."
** Based on the remakes' tendency to overexplain things that don't need explanation, Ryan made a list of predictions for this movie, some of which he got right.
** Luke says that the movie's version of "Be Prepared" sounded like a Creator/WilliamShatner poem reading of the song.
** This bit where they compare Skar to an "incel."
--->'''Doggans:''' I guess incel is a lateral move from hyena Nazi.
--->'''Jerk:''' [[AGoodNameForARockBand I used to play bass for Hyena Nazi.]]
* The [[https://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_DgBYlPzA4 episode]] on ''Cats,'' which Tony's Twitter followers voted as the fall movie. It lasts less than 7 minutes, because...
** While Tony does a normal intro, at the 1:22 mark he begins screaming at the Uncanny Valley creations for which the movie, and eventually screams at the stage musical, Salem from ''{{Series/Sabrina the Teenage Witch}},'' Sylvester the cat, CGI Garfield, Halle Berry as Film/{{Catwoman|2004}}, cat memes, ''The Aristocats,'' Princess Carolyn from ''Bojack Horseman,'' MC Skat Kat, Toonces the Driving Cat, ordinary cat pictures, and Jim with cat flu from ''{{Film/Escape From Tomorrow}}''. He also screams at the Twitter poll results, in which ''Cats'' beat ''Frozen II,'' ''Terminator: Dark Fate'' and ''Maleficent: Mistress of Evil.'' ''Cats'' composer Andrew Lloyd Webber even makes an appearance.
** After the "One Movie Later" title card, Tony, Brianna, Dave, Morgan and Luke are all shown screaming incoherently, which continues after the "Spoilers" title card. They also get pelted with plush cats from someone off-camera.
** The video ends with Luke discovering a dead Tony in the bathroom after screaming into a toilet, mirroring Jim's death in ''Escape From Tomorrow.'' Extra funny: Tony's eyes bear the logo for the ''Cats'' musical.
* ''Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker''
** Jerk plays a grainy old commercial for Star Wars souvenir cups and admires the man's unabashed love of Star Wars, compared to the more negative, whiny fanbase it has today.
** When she introduces herself, Morgan holds up a bottle and says "[[INeedAFreakingDrink I'm going to need ten more of these.]]"
** WebVideo/MarzGurl says she's in the video because the internet already hates her so she might as well be part of something that will garner even more hate. Morgan then says that "We're out of fucks to give and we don't know when our stock will be replenished."
** Morgan goes into a long, detailed criticism of the movie's reveal that Rey is Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter. She discusses how it undermines the powerful message that a person doesn't need special ancestors to be special and how it ties Rey to the past rather than growing beyond it. She ends with "[[SuddenlyShouting Somebody fucked Palpatine! That's CANON!]]"
** Doggans says that when Kylo and Rey kiss, everyone around them in the theater groaned.
** [=MarzGurl=] mocks the Reylos' belief that [[DracoInLeatherPants Ben Solo and Kylo Ren are two different people.]] "[Kylo Ren] is just his online screen name!"
** [=MarzGurl's=] baffled expressions as the gang closes by singing "[[Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial Goodnight but not Goodbye]]."
** Morgan takes one last drink and collapses.
** The very last line is Doggans announcing Jefferson Starship.
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