History Funny / OBrotherWhereArtThou

** What makes this even funnier is that it is known in Christianity that it is the acceptance of Jesus Christ as one's Savior that washes away a person's sins, not the actions of any other living person.

* "Gimme that microphone! These boys is not white! These boys is ''not'' white! Hell, ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking they ain't even old timey!]]''"

--> '''Delmar:''' Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.\\

--->'''Everett''': Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking? Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

-->"He's gonna paddle our little behind." \\
"Ain't gonna paddle it -- gonna kick it. Real hard." \\
"No, I believe he's gonna paddle it." \\
"I don't believe that's a proper description." \\
"Well, that's how I'd characterize it." \\

-->'''Delmar:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, I'll only be 82]]!\\

* Wash's real name, Judas, is revealed after he betrayed Everett, Pete, and Delmar.

* [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Everett's disastrous fist fight. Nuff said.]]

** And then, when they're bringing Pete up to speed on what he missed since they got separated, Delmar mentions them getting kicked out, and then asks if they're just banished from the one store or from all of them.

* "Oh, George...not the livestock."

-->'''Delmar:''' You work for the railroad, Grampa?
-->'''Blind Seer:''' I work for no man.
-->'''Delmar:''' Got a name, do you?
-->'''Blind Seer:''' I have no name.
-->'''Everett:''' Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

-->'''Everett:''' Say, any of you boys smithies?
-->''[Delmar jumps into the train]''
-->'''Everett:''' Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances...
-->''[[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Pete tries to catch up with the two, but he screams as he trips and falls]].]''
-->'''Everett:''' ...forced you into a life of aimless wandering?
-->''[Everett falls on his front and gets dragged backward out of the door, along with Delmar]''

-->'''Everett:''' Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!

* When Everett confesses that he lied about the treasure, the mournful violin rendition of ''I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow'' playing in the background [[MusicalisInterruptus abruptly stops]], making it sound like the guy playing it was just as surprised at Pete and Delmar.

'''Pete:''' (''Strangling Everett'') "You! Ruined! My LIFE!!"\\
'''Everett:''' ''*choking*'' "Now, I do apologize 'bout that, Pete."

* [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Everett's fist fight. Nuff said.]]

* "Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate!" (Cue the awkward, misunderstanding waitress.)

-->'''Delmar''': You work for the railroad, Grampa?
-->'''Blind Seer''': I work for no man.
-->'''Delmar''': Got a name, do you?
-->'''Blind Seer''': I have no name.
-->'''Everett''': Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

** "Is you is, or is you ain't mah cunstichensy?"[[note]] "constituency", if you didn't get it.[[/note]]

-->'''Everett''': Say, any of you boys smithies?
-->''(Delmar jumps into the train)''
-->'''Everett''': Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances...
-->''([[FunnyBackgroundEvent Pete tries to catch up with the two, but he screams as he trips and falls]].)''
-->'''Everett''': ...forced you into a life of aimless wandering?
-->''(Everett falls on his front and gets dragged backward out of the door, along with Delmar)''

'''Pappy:''' ''(Incensed, slapping Junior with his hat)'' You slump-shouldered sack a' guts! We'd look like a buncha Johnny-come-latelies, braggin' on our own midget -- no MATTER how stumpy!

"Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it. Real hard." \\

* Pete's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dl2L4v6ecM reaction]] when he first hears the Sirens. Words can't do it justice.

-->'''Everett:''' Well ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!

* When Everett confesses that he lied about the treasure, the mournful violin rendition of ''I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow'' playing in the background [[MusicalisInterruptus abruptly stops]], making it sound like the guy playing it
was just as surprised at Pete and Delmar.

* "84 years old." "...Well, I'll only be 82!"
-->'''Pete:''' "You! Ruined! My LIFE!!"
-->'''Everett:''' ''*choking*'' "Now, I do apologize 'bout that, Pete."

'''Delmar:''' Of course it's Pete! Look at him!... We gotta find some kind of wizard to change him back!"

-->''(Pete tries to catch up with the two, but he screams as he trips and falls)''

* Everett, Pete, and Delmar catch up to a train, with Everett hopping into an open door and coming across a few people.

* "Gimme that microphone! These boys is not white! These boys is ''not'' white! Hell, ''they ain't even old timey!''"

* The fact that KnowNothingKnowItAll Everett can't say the word "accompanist", but Pete ''can''.

* "We thought you was a t... toad!"
** [[EyeTake ...]] "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DO NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE.]]"

-->"Pull over! ''Pull over!''"

* Pappy's subordinates' conversation about Homer Stokes:

* "84 years olf." "...Well, I'll only be 82!"

* "Wow... I'll only be 82!"

* [[BrickJoke The cow.]]

-->'''Everett:''' ''**'' "Now, I do apologize 'bout that, Pete."

* "We thought you was a... t... toad!"