History Funny / Naruto

* From Chapter 512, everyone has gotten free of [[spoiler:Kisame's final booby trap]]. Might Guy is on the ground, [spoiler:paralized with pain due to the damage done to his body by opening seven gates. Naruto touches him lightly, and he screams, and Yamato then explains what happened. As conversations continue between the others, Naruto, in the background, keeps poking Guy about once per page, and poor Guy is screaming from offscreen every few panels]].

From Chapter 512, everyone has gotten free of [[spoiler:Kisame's final booby trap]]. Might Guy is on the ground, [spoiler:paralized with pain due to the damage done to his body by opening seven gates. Naruto touches him lightly, and he screams, and Yamato then explains what happened. As conversations continue between the others, Naruto, in the background, keeps poking Guy about once per page, and poor Guy is screaming from offscreen every few panels]].

* Oh dear God. Shippuuden's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDei5GZ14k Eighth Ending]]. BACCHIKOI!

'''Naruto''': Something about that... is just sick.\\
'''Sakura''': Two grown men playing piggy-back... it looks worse than I thought.\\
'''Tenten''': Oh god... spare me.\\
'''Lee''': I see... it's training!\\
'''Gai''': Now it'll be a lot faster! Ahahaha! All of you, see if you can keep up!! * Gai runs off* \\
'''Sakura''': They look even worse when they start moving.\\

'''Neji''': '''''Hell no!'''''

* YourMilageMayVary, but during [[spoiler:Sakura's 'confession' to Naruto]] in chapter 469, you get reaction shots from the other ninja. Rock Lee is ''[[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/469/11/ facepalming]]''.

** Well, until she made [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Kk1eub2v0 The True Death of Hinata]]. I'm sorry, but that video was her DethroningMomentofSuck. [[DieForOurShip It was basically a crotch shot to Hinata fans.]]
* And for those who read chapter 473 where [[spoiler: Killerbee and Raikage decapitate Kisame]] check out the newest craze: [[http://adel123456789.deviantart.com/art/kisame-pong-gif-enlarge-to-see-145269960 Kisame Ping Pong!]]

* Am I weird for finding [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/484/10/ this]] funny? Seeing [[spoiler: the Susanoo fizzle out after its latest upgrade]] was priceless.

*** Of course, then you get [[{{MoodWhiplash}} to the]] [[{{HighOctaneNightmareFuel}} last page]] of the chapter...

* What's the matter, Naruto? [[http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/491-125/3 Frog in your throat?]]. Seriously, almost the whole chapter is a CMOF.
* Whenever Yamato [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/286/13/ puts on his "scary face"]].
* TwoWords: Naruto ''[[spoiler: [[http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/492-129/9 rapping]]]]''

-->'''Naruto''': "Hmph. That picture's nothing special."
--> '''Sai''': "Yeah, you're right. Just like your dick."

* "The False Smile", an episode in the ''Shippuden'' anime. Yamato using his scary face on Naruto while saying ''"There's nothing like it, is there?"''. This causes Naruto to freak out for so long that he's still sitting in there even after Sai's gotten out.
** Actually it wasn't that. What caused him to freak out for that long is when Naruto plans to jump into the female side of the baths, Yamato tells him of a time when Jiraya almost died. He had his limbs broken, shattered rib cage, and several ruptured internal organs. Tsunade was said to have done it. All because Jiraya did exactly what Naruto was planning to do (jump into the female side of the baths). Since Naruto knows Sakura was trained by Tsunade and is on the female side of the baths....cue Naruto getting BlankWhiteEyes, a hilarious HeroicBSOD, and the [[IdiotCrows Ahou Crow]].

* The ending of the first Shippuden movie. After the ending credits, Naruto asks Shion what she intends to do now. She replies that Mōryō was a demon created by the dark thoughts of men, and that there is bound to be another Mōryō someday. Because of this, she says that she must continue the line of priestesses that will suppress demons like Mōryō. Shion then asks Naruto if he will help her (a double entendre asking if he will father her child), much to the shock of Sakura, Kakashi, and Lee. Naruto, clueless as usual, agrees without realizing the second meaning of his question.
** [[OrIsIt Or was he...?]]

--> '''Kakashi''': You overdid it, Guy. Huh.

** Made even funnier by [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/500/11/ this]]:

* In a great example of MoodWhiplash, chapter 502 shows us [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/502/02/ what Guy and Kakashi were doing]] right before [[spoiler: the Kyuubi was released on Konoha.]]

* Right after Kushina is done talking with Sasuke's mom, [[http://www.mangareader.net/93-54942-11/naruto/chapter-500.html she is reminded not to scream her head off by Biiko]]. One GilliganCut [[http://www.mangareader.net/93-54942-12/naruto/chapter-500.html later]]. Made all the better by Bikko's comments towards Minato.

* Why did it take so long for this to be put up? Rock Lee is the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmX90M2uJ8U Drunken Master]]!! [[TheUnFunny Kimimaro's]] reaction really takes the entire scene to new level of comedy!

*** [[spoiler:[[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/428/04/ Step 1: rotation]]]].
*** [[spoiler:[[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/428/05/ Step 2: power]]]].
*** Then, ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome He hits Pain with it]]''
**** For the love of god, look at the above spoiler before you start making bad jokes about killing a god with perverted ninjutsu.

** Link please. I can't find it.

** Related to this is [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/386/12/ the expression on Itachi's face before his fight with Sasuke]]. You know, when he goes [[{{NotSoStoic}} >8D]] [[spoiler:telling Sasuke that he wants to rip out his eyes to use as replacements.]] Could count as {{Narm}}, especially after fan edits.
*** [[spoiler: What makes said moment HilariousInHindsight is that it was all [[ChewingTheScenary an act]] meaning Itachi tried and failed to be intimidating.]]

* Avoiding [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/395/12/ Kiba's Fang Drill]] by... [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/395/13/ stepping]] [[NonChalantDodge to the side]]. Kiba's facial expression is what sells it.

* [[MadBomber Deidara]], whenever [[NighInvulnerability Tobi]] makes him [[StuffBlowingUp angry]]. See [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/318/06/ this]] and [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/318/12/ this]] + the next page.

* In Naruto: Clash Of Ninja Revolution Shippuden III (Or 3) for the Wii. Fight as Tenten vs. Guy, Neji, and Lee. The opening statement is hilarious on its own, but Tenten, god bless her SatelliteCharacter FauxActionGirl Soul, says this beauty, complete with reanimating her eyes to make them shifty and snarkery:
-->"The Team sure is good for laughs"
* The first half of chapter 511. You ''will'' wonder if Kishimoto finally snapped.

-->"Looks like Team Guy has to work on their training"

* No mention of the curry episode

* He even [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] the fact that Guy has never used him since that first appearance, '''and apparently never used him off-panel in all that time either'''.

"It's some kind of giant blowfish!"
"Yeah,there are a lot of giant animals around here!"
"...So that's what your blowfish looks like? I bet they are delicious"

* And then [[spoiler:he punched Kisame into his face!]]

NARUTO IS GAY!!!

* There's a lot of these moments. For example, there's some of the exchanges among [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Kakuzu and Hidan]] from the Akatsuki:
-->'''Kakuzu''': You (Shikamaru) said we were finished, but you still had no idea what I was capable of. So you kept your distance and came up with a new strategy. You actually think, unlike my partner. But even if you analyze every aspect of a battle, things don't always go according to plan.\\
'''Hidan''': Hehe...huh? Kakuzu! What the fuck was that "unlike my partner" bullshit?!\\
'''Kakuzu''': Exactly what it sounded like, moron.

-->'''Kakuzu''': That wound on your neck is ugly. Cover it up.\\
'''Hidan''': Hey, my forehead cover! Wow, you actually picked it up for me? Kakuzu, you can be a nice guy when you try!\\
'''Kakuzu''': Shut up, Hidan! Come on!\\
'''Hidan''': Hey! Wait a sec! Yo, Kakuzu! You may act like a prick, but you really like me, don't you?\\
'''Kakuzu''': Keep talking and I will kill you.\\
'''Hidan''': Aw, don't get shy on me...
* Also, Kakashi's "Sennen Goroshi" ("One-Thousand Years of Pain") jutsu, which... turns out to be performing ''kancho'' (a Japanese practical joke where you shove your fingers up someone's behind) on your opponent as well as using some bits of chakra on it ''to send the opponent flying''. Then later in the series, Naruto uses it on Gaara. The look on Temari's face is priceless. Gaara himself doesn't quite seem to know what to do. Then it turns out he (Naruto) used a kunai. ''Laden with explosives''. "Boom." Even funnier since Gaara is half-transformed into the Shukaku.
** WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome?
* I personally laughed until I cried during Naruto's fight with Kiba. When Naruto accidentally ''[[{{Fartillery}} farted]]'' right into Kiba's face and Kiba starts screaming because [[TheNoseKnows he had his sense of smell augmented]]... It was weird, because while I ''did'' feel bad for poor Kiba, I just could NOT stop laughing at everyone's reactions.
* As well as the other time he farted in Kiba's face.
* Why did it take so long for this to be put up? Rock Lee is the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmX90M2uJ8U Drunken Master]]!! [[TheUnFunny Kimimaro's]] reaction really takes the entire scene to new level of comedy!
* Why isn't the beginning of Shikamaru's fight with Temari here? Naruto having some sort of spaz attack and pushing [[BrilliantButLazy Shikamaru]] ''over'' the railing and into the ring below and in the anime (this troper can't remember if the same face was in the manga), the look on Shikamaru's face is beyond priceless.
* There's also TheStinger in the fourth movie: [[spoiler:Shion says she wants to continue the line of {{miko}} she is in, and ask if Naruto can help. Rock Lee, Kakashi, and Sakura react with appropriate surprise as she asked ''to have his kids''. Naruto, [[IdiotHero not being the sharpest kunai on the belt]] (and likely not understanding her) then responds "Sure! I'll do [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean whatever it takes!]]"]].
* Personally, this troper finds Konohamaru's infamous [[http://www.mangareader.net/93-352-14/naruto/chapter-347.html fanservice jutsus]] and team 7's reactions to them to be hilarious, especially Sakura's [[YaoiFangirl nosebleed]] at the image of [[http://www.mangareader.net/93-352-16/naruto/chapter-347.html Sasuke and Sai]].
** What made this troper laugh the most at that scene was Sai's deadpan response to the latter image: "Ah. So that is me."
** Also, when Naruto begins teaching Konohamaru [[spoiler:the Rasengan]], Kono just assumes he's talking about a variant of the Sexy Jutsu [[HilarityEnsues with a mental image of what you do for each stage]].
*** [[spoiler:[[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/428/04/ Step 1: rotation]]]].
*** [[spoiler:[[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/428/05/ Step 2: power]]]].
*** Then, ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome He hits Pain with it]]''
**** For the love of god, look at the above spoiler before you start making bad jokes about killing a god with perverted ninjutsu.
* Killer Bee [[spoiler:tricking Akatsuki into trying to seal ''a tentacle'']] is both this and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, especially when [[spoiler:all of them are speechless until Zetsu's SplitPersonality starts to argue over if they should find it funny.]]
** Related there's his brother the Raikage [[spoiler:or rather the look on his face when he found out that this whole affair (including ''losing his arm'') was because he wanted to go on vacation]].
* Episode 101, "Gotta See! Gotta Know! Kakashi-Sensei's True Face!", based around one Omake makes for the most bizarre things this troper has ever seen. Hilariously [[MoodWhiplash jarring]] and weird, you can't help but laugh at it. Kakashi-Sensei finally pulling down his mask to reveal [[spoiler:''another'' mask under his first]] is just the cap to a truly random episode.
* How about in the Naruto + Kakashi vs. Itachi fight in Shippuuden? Chiyo explaining the technique to fighting a genjutsu user with two people. The only time you'll ever see Chibi Itachi. Complete with DX expression as Sakura whacks him with a stick. ''Priceless''.
** Link please. I can't find it.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyzxtWBxAE Here be fun.]] It's visible by 1:22. Be wary at the part when Naruto ''does'' fall to Itachi's genjutsu though; some have considered its MindRape-like nature HighOctaneNightmareFuel and TearJerker.
** Related to this is [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/386/12/ the expression on Itachi's face before his fight with Sasuke]]. You know, when he goes [[{{NotSoStoic}} >8D]] [[spoiler:telling Sasuke that he wants to rip out his eyes to use as replacements.]] Could count as {{Narm}}, especially after fan edits.
*** [[spoiler: What makes said moment HilariousInHindsight is that it was all [[ChewingTheScenary an act]] meaning Itachi tried and failed to be intimidating.]]
* By that same merit, Sasuke's reaction to Itachi [[spoiler:blocking his Kirin with Susanoo]] may possibly count.
* No one has mentioned Tobi? Seriously almost every appearance he has is a CMOF,especially in Filler.[[spoiler: That is until he drops his act as Tobi.]]
** 'Whack-A-Mole' Jutsu! [[spoiler:Which consists of Tobi popping out of the ground and hitting the Konoha shinobi on the head. With a stick. And not some hefty branch, but a little twig-stick with a couple of leaves on it.]]
** 'Frill-necked Lizard Jutsu! [[spoiler:Which consists of Tobi hanging upside down while his cloak obeys the laws of physics- which it only does ''[[MagicSkirt after]]'' he makes the handsign!]]
* Avoiding [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/395/12/ Kiba's Fang Drill]] by... [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/395/13/ stepping]] [[NonChalantDodge to the side]]. Kiba's facial expression is what sells it.
** It gets better. He didn't ''step'' off to the side. He '''''skipped'''''. Just to make it more humiliating and hilarious.
** And when he dodges Sakura's attack: "Olé!"
* In episode 18 of Shippuden, Gai tries to start that thing where everyone on the team puts their hands in the middle of the circle to get pumped up (surely there's a trope for that lying about somewhere) with Neji, Tenten and Lee. He puts his hand in...but no one puts theirs in until Gai grunts, then Lee puts his hand in. Neji and Tenten don't move. Gai grunts again, longer this time while looking at Tenten, and she (resignedly and obviously embarrassed) puts her hand in. Neji doesn't move. Gai grunts ''again'' while looking at him, but Neji still doesn't move and glares at Gai...who glares right back. The two then have a stare down of sorts, complete with dramatic lighting. Gai starts grunting again, louder and more intense this time and the camera angle switches to a [[RelaxOVision wide-view shot of the forest around the four]]. You can hear Gai continue grunting on and off...and then you him chuckle as Neji puts his hand into the circle.
* [[MadBomber Deidara]], whenever [[NighInvulnerability Tobi]] makes him [[StuffBlowingUp angry]]. See [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/318/06/ this]] and [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/318/12/ this]] + the next page.
* Episode 16 of Shippuden, Gai is traveling with his team in the woods with Pakkun, and Pakkun and Lee ask him if he is ok after using the Gates, Gai laughs it off, saying he's full of energy....then while his head is turned he jumps head-first into a tree branch, knocking him out cold. Tenten then exclaims: "You aren't ok at all!"
* Kakashi and Sasuke vs. Zabuza and Haku. Kakashi says something to the effect of "guys who hide behind masks make me angry" or thereabouts. Sasuke then repeats the ''exact same thing'', which causes Sakura to swoon. Kakashi then points out "hey, that's what I said!"
* Oh dear God. Shippuuden's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDei5GZ14k Eighth Ending]]. BACCHIKOI!
* Shippuuden episode 115. This happens ''twice''.
--> '''Sasuke''': Put some clothes on.
* There's also the scene in the restaurant/yoghurt place, where Sasuke gets (loudly) reminded of his [[EstrogenBrigadeBait status]] in the show.
* How has no one mentioned the "piggyback" scene yet?
--> * Gai picks up an exhausted Kakashi and gives him a piggy-back ride* \\
'''Naruto''': Something about that... is just sick.\\
'''Sakura''': Two grown men playing piggy-back... it looks worse than I thought.\\
'''Tenten''': Oh god... spare me.\\
'''Lee''': I see... it's training!\\
'''Gai''': Now it'll be a lot faster! Ahahaha! All of you, see if you can keep up!! * Gai runs off* \\
'''Sakura''': They look even worse when they start moving.\\
'''Lee''': * bends over to offer Neji a ride* Neji...\\
'''Neji''': '''''Hell no!'''''
** And the continuation at the start of the first episode, when Gai charges into the Leaf Village with a semi-conscious ([[MoodWhiplash giggling!]]) Kakashi flopping around on his back.
* Episode 27 of Part 1 has an easily missed line just after Anko retrieves her kunai from Orochimaru in disguise, although this could just be the delivery from the dub:
-->'''Naruto''': Hey... I wonder if I could do that with ''my'' tongue!
* YourMilageMayVary, but during [[spoiler:Sakura's 'confession' to Naruto]] in chapter 469, you get reaction shots from the other ninja. Rock Lee is ''[[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/469/11/ facepalming]]''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcOiY-CzEJY Fioriparty]] from youtube knows how to bring even more of the funny to the Naruto series. Parodies a few of the scenes from the manga so watch out for possible manga spoilers. One notable example is Itachi's "Virtual Insanity". Be sure to check out Fiori's other video's as well.
** Well, until she made [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Kk1eub2v0 The True Death of Hinata]]. I'm sorry, but that video was her DethroningMomentofSuck. [[DieForOurShip It was basically a crotch shot to Hinata fans.]]
* And for those who read chapter 473 where [[spoiler: Killerbee and Raikage decapitate Kisame]] check out the newest craze: [[http://adel123456789.deviantart.com/art/kisame-pong-gif-enlarge-to-see-145269960 Kisame Ping Pong!]]
* Killerbee and Raikage. As well as being amazingly awesome and badass, they're also funny as hell. They brought us such lines like [[http://read.mangashare.com/Naruto/chapter-463/page015.html "DON'T FUCK WITH THE RAIKAGE, BITCH!!!"]] from the Binktopia {{scanlation}} of chapter 463 and "[[http://read.mangashare.com/Naruto/chapter-472/page005.html I'd like to see you try! BITCH!]]" from chapter 472.
** Don't forget Bee's rapping...
* While there's no denying the awesome of chapter 473 this troper finds the way some of that stuff was worded on the crowning moment of awesome page to be hilarious: [[spoiler: Raikage pulls a quick threefer. First he gets hit directly in the chest by raikiri, only for it to go in about an inch and cause a minor flesh wound that is barely even visible. Second, he wrecks Sasuke's shit. Third, when Sasuke recovers and puts up a wall of fire, Raikage handles it with the same grace he handles every physical barrier between him and his immediate objective, IE punch it out of existence]].
** [[spoiler: The true awesome is the fact that he first friggen Tigerbombs Sasuke into the ground, and is apparently setting up to go full-on Hulkamania on Sasuke with a legdrop. Unfortunately, we already know that Sasuke is going to somehow asspull his way out of it... But it still doesn't diminish the pure awesome of watching him wreck Sasuke's shit like the guy owes him money. He also looks to have SMASHED THROUGH the Susanoo. He SACRIFICED HIS FUCKING ARM to break though Sasuke's defenses. That is pure ownage]].
* Why the HELL has nobody mentioned Gai's DynamicEntry?
** Made even funner because even ''[[UnFunny Sasuke]]'' gets BlankWhiteEyes at all of it.
* In ''Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3'', you can make Chiyo and Kakashi fight each other, when Chiyo responds, she seems to have a grudge against him, but when the fight ends when Chiyo wins...
--> Chiyo: [[spoiler: Just kidding!]]
** from ''Ultimate Ninja Storm'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0to9k9sfw4&feature=related Cossack Dance Time.]]
* Am I weird for finding [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/484/10/ this]] funny? Seeing [[spoiler: the Susanoo fizzle out after its latest upgrade]] was priceless.
* This troper can't believe nobody mentioned Jiraiya yet. Possibly the funniest character in the whole series, everything he makes is either amazingly funny or heroic, or even both. Especially Naruto's reactions to his constant peeping and stalking on women.
** "When you've reached the stature I have... [[LargeHam THE LADIES... KNEEL AND WORSHIP]]... ''[[FeedMe AT YOUR AWESOMENESS]]''!!!" [[hottip:* : "Ah, get a grip, Pervy Sage! You fell for it like a ton'a bricks!!"]]
*** "I am '''not''' a little pervert! I'm a BIG one!"
* And the little exchange between the young Jiraya and Sarutobi in the flashback from episode 83...
-->'''Jiraya''': Wow, Sarutobi-sensei, you're a perv.
* Chapter 487. That's all that needs to be said. At least two thirds of the chapter is comedic. I'll wait for people to post specific quotes, because this chapter is HILARIOUS.
** Sakura's OhCrap face and NiceJobBreakingItHero moment (Sasuke had earlier cut Naruto with a poisoned kunai taken from Sakura):
--->[Naruto suddenly goes frothy-mouthed.]
--->'''Kakashi''': It's the cut on his cheek! Quick, Sakura, get the antidote!
--->'''Sakura''': T-Then... Sasuke used the kunai I poisoned?
--->'''Kakashi''': Uh, yeah, that's what I was getting at.
** Their expressions during this are what makes the scene.
** Killer Bee.
--->Yo, Omoi, Karui, whattup? You guys been chillin' like villains?
* Chapter 488. Naruto. Kiba. Sai. HilarityEnsues.
--->'''Naruto''': Kiba! Be a man and quit your bitching!\\
'''Kiba''': ''[[HypocrisyNod You're]]'' [[HypocrisyNod the one who's always bitching, Naruto]]!\\
'''Sai''': Oh!... You're right. For as simple and dumb as he is, he really overthinks things. * ''laughs''* \\
'''Naruto''': '''SAI!!''' You sure are laughing a lot more lately!!\\
'''Sai''': [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm Thank you]].\\
'''Naruto''': THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT!!!!
** Naruto's and Kiba's expressions just make the whole thing even more hilarious.
*** Of course, then you get [[{{MoodWhiplash}} to the]] [[{{HighOctaneNightmareFuel}} last page]] of the chapter...
* Naruto's nickname for Zetsu: "YO ALOE VERA! WHERE THE FUCK IS SASUKE?!"
* Chapter 489: Either Karin telling her interrogators her "demands" (namely lunch), Shizune mistakenly thinking Tsunade (who's eating a lot to recover her chakra) wants to eat Tonton, or Naruto suddenly getting Reverse Summoned to the Toad's Mountain before eating some ramen and [[AlienLunch accidentally eating a bunch of insects on a platter]].
* What's the matter, Naruto? [[http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/491-125/3 Frog in your throat?]]. Seriously, almost the whole chapter is a CMOF.
* Whenever Yamato [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/286/13/ puts on his "scary face"]].
* TwoWords: Naruto ''[[spoiler: [[http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/492-129/9 rapping]]]]''
** That whole chapter was hilarious.
* I might be the only one, but when Naruto meets Minato in his mind, Minato and Kyuubi have a short exchange:
--->'''Kyuubi''': COME OVER HERE!! '''I'LL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!!!'''\\
'''Minato''': Saying you're gonna tear me to shreds isn't gonna make me wanna come over there.
* Naruto and Kakashi getting MistakenForGay at the end of the third Shippuuden film.
* Sai's penis jokes regarding Naruto, "Oh? But I really like ugly bitches like you" to Sakura, and the following:
-->'''Naruto''': "Hmph. That picture's nothing special."
--> '''Sai''': "Yeah, you're right. Just like your dick."
--> '''Naruto''': * turns red*
* Yamato in chapter 495, "I'm glad he (Naruto) and Bee-san have similar personalities, but please, '''please''' don't let him start rapping."
** Killer Bee telling Naruto to cut it out with saying 'dattebayo' all the time and Naruto's shocked reaction.
* "The False Smile", an episode in the ''Shippuden'' anime. Yamato using his scary face on Naruto while saying ''"There's nothing like it, is there?"''. This causes Naruto to freak out for so long that he's still sitting in there even after Sai's gotten out.
** Actually it wasn't that. What caused him to freak out for that long is when Naruto plans to jump into the female side of the baths, Yamato tells him of a time when Jiraya almost died. He had his limbs broken, shattered rib cage, and several ruptured internal organs. Tsunade was said to have done it. All because Jiraya did exactly what Naruto was planning to do (jump into the female side of the baths). Since Naruto knows Sakura was trained by Tsunade and is on the female side of the baths....cue Naruto getting BlankWhiteEyes, a hilarious HeroicBSOD, and the [[IdiotCrows Ahou Crow]].
** Besides, Naruto's fear from that initial ghoul stare from Yamato was broken by another "penis remark" from Sai.
*** The implication was so terrifying for Naruto, he has a nightmare about it later in the anime. Every female character in the series is in towels and is ticked at Naruto, then he gets beaten up by them [[spoiler:cue him beating himself with a pillow in his sleep]].
* The Omake for Shippuuden 161 featured Team Taka at an Onsen. I can't decide between Sasuke's total 'meh' nature to Karin invading the men's side of the hotspring, or Karin stealing a toothbrush [[spoiler:that actually belongs to Suigetsu]].
* No one mention the sleepwalking.
** [[DontExplainTheJoke To show people:]] Yamato has been the victim of sleepwalking teammates in omake TWICE - (1) when Naruto hits him with bare hands, kunai and a [[BeyondTheImpossible freakin' Rasengan]] (Shippuuden ?) and (2) he was pelted with Kiba's Gatsuga, Naruto's punches and even [[TheStoic Shino's]] swarming Kikaichu (Shippuuden 136). It makes one wonder how much money is spend for maintenance by the Inuzukas and Aburames when these two rampage. Also Naruto dreams that Sakura is a man much to his dismay.
* This [[ClusterFBomb MOTHAFUCKING exchange from MOTHAFUCKING Chapter 496]] (Binktopia Scans, by the way; at this point in time, it only stands to reason that only the [[SamuelLJackson Baddest Motherfucker]] could voice Killer Bee):
---> '''Killer Bee''': ''(gesturing to a demon head sculpture with an open mouth on the wall)'' This bad boy'll letcha talk to the Fox... just stroll into the entry box!
---> '''Naruto''': So this is it.
---> '''Killer Bee''': Only the chosen can enter though... natch. Into the mouth, up to the head, only the pure-hearted can go in. No darkness in your heart, that was the catch.
---> '''Yamato''': Could you '''PLEASE''' explain things without rhymes? It would '''REALLY''' make things easier.
---> '''Naruto''': No darkness... that's why I had to train at the falls.
---> '''Killer Bee''': (with what almost amounts to a [[MemeticMolester Rape Face]]) Even a little bit of evil and the door snaps shut tight... while your head's still inside and BAM - GOODNIGHT! (referring to a few headless statues they passed by) [[FridgeHorror Those headless statues are the previous jinchurikis, aight?]]
---> '''Yamato''': This is too risky. Try it with a clone first, Naruto.
---> '''Killer Bee''': THIS IS A SACRED TEMPLE MOTHAFUCKA! The previous generations watch over this place, your bitch-ass tricks an't gonna fool no one!
---> '''Yamato''': But -
---> '''Naruto''': I came here to learn how to control the Nine-Tails, Captain Yamato! This is too important, [[{{Determinator}} I can't chicken out!]]
---> ''(after Naruto gets in, he lets out a blood-curdling scream with Yamato in an OhCrap moment then pulling out his "headless body"... and then)''
---> '''Naruto''': (popping out his head) Gotcha! There was just a switch inside. I knew you'd fall for that.
---> '''Killer Bee''': (laughing his ass off) Man, I did the exact same joke! And I was just playin, those statues are just broke!
---> '''Yamato''': (obviously pissed off) ''[[IronicEcho THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SACRED TEMPLE, "MOTHERFUCKER"!!!]]''
* No mention of the curry episode
* Konohamaru first appearance
* Chapter 497 mixes in a funny moment with all the [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]]. [[spoiler: First Kyubi uses the Menacing ball and fires it at Naruto. Killer Bee then states "AWW '''HELL''' NAW!!!!" and catches it with Hachibi, which eats the ball. ]]
* And let us NOT, I repeat, NOT let the Wind Release jokes when Naruto, Shikamaru and Choji were reminscing about their childhood in Shippuden Episode 163's omake get away: [[spoiler:[[BigEater Wind Release: Suction]] and [[{{Fartillery}} Wind Release: Fart]]. With Sakura's courtesy MegatonPunch.]]
* Chapter 498 mixes in some funny moments with all the [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming moments]]. [[spoiler: Naruto mistaking Kushina as the nine tailed fox's human form and Kushina laughing in response and hitting Naruto while saying her VerbalTic "Like NO!"]]
** [[spoiler: Naruto being glad to see that his mom's a babe, realizing that because he has her looks he's hot as well, and wondering if her red hair would have looked good on him complete with a panel of him with red hair and giving a thumbs up while sparkling]]. Heartwarming and hilarious.
** [[spoiler: Then there is Kushina telling Naruto how her nickname was "The Bloody Habenaro" and Minato's was "The Yellow Flash", and wondering what Naruto's nickname is. With great satisfaction and a sense that Kishimoto had this planned out since he decided on the character's appearences, Naruto says his nickname is [[{{HighlyVisibleNinja}} "The Orange Hokage"]].]]
** And made all the more ridiculous by the fact that people used to accuse him of the same thing, [[spoiler: for the same reason.]]
* The Gemno arc playing off Hinata's CanNotSpitItOut status for Naruto is so cute and hilarious:
---> '''Naruto:''' Hinata! You're the one I want!
---> * ''Hinata gasps, {{Luminescent Blush}}es, and starts FingerTwiddling''*
---> '''Sakura:''' What the heck's wrong with you?! You idiot, saying stuff like that right ''now!''
---> '''Hinata:''' I...never knew. I don't know what to say...
---> '''Naruto:''' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint I need you Hinata]].
---> '''Hinata:''' Oh Naruto, I never knew you could be so impetuous.
---> '''Naruto:''' * ''spots Neji''* Never mind, I'll ask Neji. See ya! * ''leaves''*
---> '''Hinata:''' Huh?! Aw...
* Meta example: the english voice actors are prone to this at conventions. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwRbMe2iP4 Here's a compilation]].
---> '''Gaara/Liam O Brian:''' I do collect pictures of [[{{AccidentalInnuendo}} Yuri]] though.
* The ending of the first Shippuden movie. After the ending credits, Naruto asks Shion what she intends to do now. She replies that Mōryō was a demon created by the dark thoughts of men, and that there is bound to be another Mōryō someday. Because of this, she says that she must continue the line of priestesses that will suppress demons like Mōryō. Shion then asks Naruto if he will help her (a double entendre asking if he will father her child), much to the shock of Sakura, Kakashi, and Lee. Naruto, clueless as usual, agrees without realizing the second meaning of his question.
** [[OrIsIt Or was he...?]]
* The first 15 minutes or so of Episode 167 of Shippuden are some of the most hilariously bad moments in the entire Naruto anime. Not just bad, you may literally fall out of your chair laughing at just how ridiculous it is. The AnimationBump and the OffModel turn one of the most serious fights in the series into a pathetic excuse for a LooneyTunes episode.
** YMMV, as though its hilarious, its also somehow epic.
** One of the best parts: [[spoiler: Four-tailed Naruto]] grabs a slab of rock and hammers [[spoiler: Pain]] into the ground with it. When the dust clears, only [[spoiler: Pain's]] head is above ground.
--> '''[[spoiler: Pain]]:''' Do you hate me?
** Best. {{Narm}}. Ever.
* Despite the MoodWhiplash elements of the 13th Shippuden ending "Bicycle" ([[spoiler:which is too [[TastesLikeDiabetes tooth-rottingly sweet]] when played after the most freaking darkest episodes of the anime]]), it did give us a few laughs when it was referenced in Episode 165 Omake. When Sakura accuses Hinata of bribing the staff to give her solo screentime on the ED (angrily asking one herself too), Naruto immediately dispelled it and explained that there were too many Hinata fanboys running amuck post-production. [[spoiler:This becomes HilariousInHindsight when the next ED, "Bubble Fireworks," did give Sakura sole screentime.]]
** Is it just me, or are the ED's getting stranger as the story progresses? "Bachkoi" (sp?) was downright disturbing on account of the character's faces. "Bubble Fireworks" is really confusing.
* During Rock Lee's fight with Gaara, when he removes his training weights. They look extremely light, and Temari scornfully thinks that he can't get past Gaara's sand merely by dropping a couple of pounds of weight. Cue the weights hitting the ground, sending up two massive clouds of dust. Everyone's reactions are priceless.
** Kakashi's [[UnFunny LACK of reaction]] makes it even better.
--> '''Kakashi''': You overdid it, Guy. Huh.
* In a recent chapter, Kushina and Sasuke's mother Mikoto are shown speaking together, Mikoto carrying the infant Sasuke. Kushina asks about Mikoto's ''daughter''.
** Made even funnier by [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/500/11/ this]]:
-->'''Kushina''': By the way... does it hurt as much as they say?!
-->'''Mikoto''' (pretty much sweatdropping): Wow... so there ''are'' things you're afraid of.
-->'''Biiko''' ([[spoiler: Sarutobi's wife]]): Come on, Kushina! [drags her by the arm]
* In a great example of MoodWhiplash, chapter 502 shows us [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/502/02/ what Guy and Kakashi were doing]] right before [[spoiler: the Kyuubi was released on Konoha.]]
* Ladies and gentlemen, [[http://www.mangareader.net/93-53165-8/naruto/chapter-498.html Naruto with red hair]]
* [[http://www.mangareader.net/93-55672-2/naruto/chapter-503.html How Naruto's daily life would've been]] [[TearJerker if things didn't go... the way thet did.]] One of the few times when a Crowning Moment is both of Funny and Sadness: the picture ''is'' very funny, but the circumstances rodeating it are ''not''. ;-;
* Guy approaches the "inner-reflection" waterfall from the 490 chapters [[http://manga.bleachexile.com/naruto-chapter-505-page-16.html and begins to hear a shadowy figure tell him how inappropriate his declarations about youth are. The figure tells him "prepare to face your true self...]][[http://manga.bleachexile.com/naruto-chapter-505-page-17.html ...and then Kisame comes bursting out of the waterfall, fleeing Naruto and in the midst of changing forms.]]
-->'''Guy''' : Th-This is what I am on the inside?!?!
* And then [[spoiler:he punched Kisame into his face!]]
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*Personally, this troper finds Konohamaru's infamous [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/347/08/ fanservice jutsus]] and team 7's reactions to them to be hilarious, especially Sakura's [[YaoiFangirl nosebleed]] at the image of [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/347/10/ Sasuke and Sai]].