History Funny / MouseHunt

* Their first night in the house. They hear a sound and they're scared by a demonic shadow in the attic illuminated by lightning, which leads to both Ernie and Lars, who jumps into Ernie's arms a la WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo, screaming and clinging to each other, then looking at each other while screaming. Then it turns out it was just a jack-in-the-box. Lars begins screaming again until Ernie drops him and tells him to shut up.

-->'''Lars:''' Can you find it?
-->'''Ernie:''' ''(As he's got his hand down Lars's pants)'' I'm not sure!

* [[TemptingFate "Now you know, this house is gonna last FOREVER!..."]]

-->'''Lars:''' What, are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! [[EpicFail The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse!]] Why don't you give somebody else a chance with that gun? ''(Ernie points the gun at him.)'' [[BlatantLies ...You're doing a wonderful job.]]

-->'''Ernie:''' I'm gonna get it out! ''(Goes to undo Lars's zipper.)''

-->'''Ernie:''' Hold it there Lars! I'll get it out! ''(Goes to undo Lars's zipper.)''

-->'''Lars:''' What, are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! [[EpicFail The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse!]] Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? ''(Ernie points the gun at him.)'' [[BlatantLies ...You're doing a wonderful job.]]
** This:

---> '''Ernie:''' ''(Grabs shotgun off wall)'' I'm gonna kill that unspeakable thing once and for all.

---> '''Lars:''' This is how accidents happen. Put the gun down, calm down, come on.

-->'''Bum:''' IF I HAD A HOUSE I'D SLEEP IN IT!

* The entire sequence where [[spoiler: Ernie and Lars get blown up, sending Ernie rocketing out of the chimney and crashing into the lake]] and the subsequent conversation the brothers have comprised entirely of {{Angrish}}.

--> '''Lars:''' What are you gonna do?
--> '''Ernie:''' ''(Grabs shotgun off wall)'' I'm gonna kill that unspeakable thing once and for all.
--> '''Lars:''' Come on, Ernie, no, no, no...
--> '''Ernie:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting STAY BACK, LARS! I'm a man on a mission!]]'''
--> '''Lars:''' This is how accidents happen. Put the gun down, calm down, come on.

'''[[HypocriticalHumor Lars]]:''' SHOOT! '''SHOOT!'''

* If you enjoy some good old fashioned WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry-esque slapstick, this movie will not disappoint.
* After [[spoiler: dragging Caesar through the house by his van's tow cable]] the mouse decides to add insult to injury by defecating on his chin before going back into the house.

--> '''Lars:''' What are you doing!?
--> '''Ernie:''' ''(Grabs shotgun off wall)'' I'm gonna kill that unspeakable thing once and for all!
--> '''Lars:''' Nonono-
--> '''Ernie:''' STAY BACK! I'm a man on a mission!
--> '''Lars:''' This is crazy. Put the gun down, calm down, calm down. Your gonna blow a hole in the wall! Think of the money Erni- ''(Sees the mouse)'' SHOOT! SHOOT HIM!!

-->'''Maury:'''You know I might just have one. I had given up hope on anyone wanting him. We were about to... gas him again...
-->'''Ernie and Lars (in unison):''' Again???

* Their first night in the house. They hear a sound and they're scared by a demonic shadow in the attic illuminated by lightning, which leads to both Ernie and Lars screaming and clinging to each other, then looking at each other while screaming. Then it turns out it was just a jack-in-the-box. Lars begins screaming again until Ernie drops him and tells him to shut up.

--> '''Ernie:''' ''(Grabs shotgun off wall)'' I'm gonna kill that unspeakable thing once and for all.

-->'''Ernie and Lars (in unison):'''Again???

-->'''Lars:''' Can you find it???
-->'''Ernie:''': ''(As he's got his hand down Lars's pants)'' I'm not sure!
* [[TemptingFate "Now you know, this house is gonna last FOREVER!...."]]

-->'''Lars''': What, are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! [[EpicFail The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse!]] Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun?''(Ernie points the gun at him.)''[[BlatantLies You're doing a wonderful job.]]

--> Lars: What are you doing!?
--> Ernie (grabs shotgun off all): I'm gonna kill that unspeakable thing once and for all.
--> Lars: Nonono-
--> Ernie: STAY BACK! I'm a man on a mission!
--> Lars: This is crazy. Put the gun down, calm down, calm down. Your gonna blow a hole in the wall! Think of the money Erni- (sees the mouse) SHOOT! SHOOT HIM!!

-->'''Maury:''' You know I might just have one. I had given up hope on anyone wanting him. We were about to gas him again...
-->'''Ernie and Lars (in unison):''' Again???

-->'''Lars (having caught the mouse in the crotch of his trousers):''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I've got you now my little friend!]]
-->'''Ernie:''' Hold it there Lars! I'll get it out! (Goes to undo Lars's zipper)

-->'''Ernie:''' (As he's got his hand down Lars's pants): I'm not sure!

-->'''Lars''': What, are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up. [[EpicFail The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse.]] Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun?''(Ernie points the gun at him.)''[[BlatantLies You're doing a wonderful job.]]

-->'''Lars''': What, are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up. [[EpicFail The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse.]] Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun.''(Ernie points the gun at him.)''[[BlatantLies You're doing a wonderful job.]]

-->'''Lars''': What, are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up. The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse. Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun.''(Ernie points the gun at him.)''[[BlatantLies You're doing a wonderful job.]]

* [[DrivenToMadness "What's that? HORSE?]] [[LargeHam FIENDISH! I WON'T EAT IT!"]]

* If you enjoy some good old fashioned {{WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry}}-esque slapstick, this movie will not disappoint.

-->'''Lars:''' (As he's got his hand down Lars's pants): I'm not sure!

* [[SanitySlippage "What's that? HORSE?]] [[LargeHam FIENDISH! I WON'T EAT IT!"]]

-->'''Lars:''' (As he's got his hand down Lars's pants): I'm not sure!

-->'''Ernie and Lars (in unison):''' Again???

* The entire sequence where [[spoiler: Ernie and Lars get blown up, sending Ernie rocketing out of the chimney and crashing into the lake]] and the subsequent conversation the brothers have comprised entirely of {{Angrish}}.

* After [[spoiler: dragging Cesar through the house by his van's tow cable]] the mouse decides to add insult to injury by defecating on his chin before going back into the house.