History Funny / MortalKombat1

-->'''Kung Lao''': You might be many, but I am ''the'' one.\\

-->'''Ermac''': We are many, you are-\\
'''Mileena''': Outworld's Empress, kneel before me!

'''Kenshi:''' [[DudeNotFunny It's not funny anymore, Cage!]]

---->'''Red Dragon:''' You're about to go down, you drongo.
---->'''Red Dragon:''' I can't wait for you to rack off and die!

'''Kung Lao'': How many secrets does that woman have?

'''Tanya''': How is it you're worse than Cage?

-->'''[Selecting Rain]''': H-2-Bro!\\

'''[Selecting Frost]''': [[MythologyGag Frosty the Snow Chick.]]

-->'''Peacemaker:''': All right, [[Understatement that might be]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill overkill.]]

-->'''Peacemaker:''': All right, [[CaptainObvious that might ]] [[Understatement be]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill overkill.]]

-->'''Peacemaker:''': All right, [[CaptainObvious that might be]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill overkill.]]

-->'''Peacemaker:''': All right, [[CaptainObvious that might ]] [[Understatement be]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill overkill.]]

-->'''Peacemaker:''': All right, [[CaptainObvious that might be]] [[NoKillLikeOverkill overkill.]]

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[[caption-width-right:1000:A [[Characters/MortalKombatLiuKang god]], a [[Characters/MortalKombatKuaiLiang ninja]], and a [[Characters/MortalKombatBiHan cryomancer]] walk into the home of a [[Characters/MortalKombatJohnnyCage Hollywood superstar]]...[[note]]''[[CurseCutShort "What in the actual fu-"]]''[[/note]]]]

-->'''Ashrah''': (Sigh) You have a question, Peacemaker?\\

** Liu Kang, Sub-Zero and Scorpion meet Johnny at his mansion. You think that a god and two ninjas would have more elaborate or dramatic ways of entrance such as teleporting or breaking in, but no; they arrive in the most normal way possible by ringing the bell and politely wait until Johnny opens the door.

'''Kenshi:''' It's not funny anymore, Cage!

-->'''Peacemaker''': What's wrong with the name "Eagly"?

-->'''Tanya''': {{Manchild You have a man's body, but a boy's mind}}.\\

-->'''Tanya''': You have a man's body, but a boy's mind.\\

-->'''Kenshi:''' Your smoke against Sento's steel? ''(laughs)''\\

--->'''Liu Kang''': This is no time to smile.\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': You're [[NightmareFetishist the first bangable monster chick]] I've met.\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': I've had shits take more effort than beating you will.\\

--->'''Johnny Cage''': The things I could do with your life story...\\

--->'''Omni-Man''': Aw, shit. Did Cecil send you after me?\\

--->'''Omni-Man''': I will [[AssShove cram that stupid helmet so far up your ass-]]\\

--->'''Tanya''': Being an ally is not what you think.\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': A vow of chastity? No way. I'd explode.\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': After this, we could go back to my place...\\

--->'''Tanya''': You have a man's body, but a boy's mind.\\

--->'''Rain''': Your 'uniform' is ridiculous.\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': You flooded a city?! That is some serious supervillain shit.\\

--->'''General Shao''': You look at me strangely.\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': You're nuts if you think you scare me.\\

--->'''General Shao''': I am Outworld's Savior.\\

--->'''Sindel''': Your manners are reprehensible.\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': You want peace? Kill all the criminals.\\

--->'''Li Mei''': Vigilante only breeds lawlessness.\\

--->'''Ashrah''': (Sigh) You have a question, Peacemaker?\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': I hate it when hot girls are evil.\\

--->'''Johnny Cage''': That helmet makes you look like a silver-tipped--\\

--->'''Scorpion''': With what weapons are you proficient.\\

--->'''Baraka''': I deserve respect, not scorn!\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': Now that's a face only a mother can love.\\

--->'''Peacemaker 1''': Face it, this is happening.\\

--->'''Smoke''': So, if I say "Activate human torp-"\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': Full disclosure: [[FlatEarthAtheist I don't believe in magic.]]\\

--->'''Peacemaker''': You can't take me, pip-squeak.\\

--->'''Raiden''': The Shaolin won't consider your application.\\